A/N: Short chapter.


It had been hours since the group left Peach Creek inside the ship, which had shrunken down to a more compact size, and was now using it's advanced GPS to plot out it's route towards the area where Gaz's next friend would be.

Aside from Marie, everyone was now relaxing in front of a TV and watching some interesting news.

"After only a few days of trial, the verdicts are in. The various people of the little town of Hill Valley, including the entire police force, have all been found guilty of various cases of abuse of power, bribery, assault, rape, and other such crimes. Many of them face up to 50 years, while a few have been given life."

Everyone watched as the newswoman flinched from the chorus of people from the Valley howling with joy at the news before they muted the TV.

"Now the people of the Valley can truly be at peace with the scum of the Hill behind bars." Susie said with a smile as she relaxed on the couch. "I just wish I could there to join the celebration they will no doubt be having."

"We could be there in a few minutes if I was given the order." said the ship.

"Do you want to?" Gaz asked her friend.

"It is tempting...but no. I may be tempted to stay." Susie answered with a shake of her head.

"Uh, guys? Who's that fat woman trying to follow the Debbies?" May asked. Everyone looked to the TV to see Helga being slowed down by a dozen cops as she tried to follow the Debbies. Gaz turned the volume back on to hear what she was shouting.

"DON'T STOP ME! I'M THEIR FRIEND, AND I WON'T ABANDON THEM!" Helga shouted.

"Ma'am! Cease this at once! You're the victim here!" one officer demanded as they finally got enough men to jump her and hold her down. Didn't stop her from trying to wriggle free from their grasp.

"DON'T YOU WORRY, DEBBIE! I'LL WAIT UNTIL YOU GET OUT!" Helga promised.

"You do realize that they're going away for more than 60 years, right?" one officer asked.

"BIG DEAL! WE CAN STILL HAVE TEA PARTY'S AND KNIT SWEATERS WHILE TALKING ABOUT HOW CHEESEBURGERS USED TO COST A DOLLAR WHEN THEY GET OUT!" Helga snapped.

"She still wants to be their friend?" Zim asked incredulously.

"She has lived in her own little fantasy world since we were kids. Every attempt to tell her otherwise has ended in failure." Susie explained before looking towards both Gaz and Zim. "I forgot to thank you two for the new phone. My friends from the Valley called and said they got the payment needed to have their operations. And Milo says that his head has never been so clear thanks to your father's medicine."

"No biggie." Gaz said with a shrug before she noticed Marie walking down from the second floor of the bus. "Look who's awake."

"Hey Marie. Have fun earlier?" Lee asked with a chuckle. Marie didn't respond as she walked towards them, her visible eye open as she just stared at Zim.

"Zim...how much more are you going to give me?" she asked, her voice sounding low, but full of emotions.

"What are you talking about?" asked the confused alien before noticing something in her left hand. "What's that?"

Marie held her hand out to see what looked like a lump of tissue that was the same tone of her skin.

"My scanners show that it's a skin graft." the ship explained.

"Skin graft? Wait! You mean the one for your eye?!" May suddenly yelped. "How did it fall off?!"

"You said that having sex with you could have unpredictable side effects, right?" Marie asked, earning a nod from Zim. Marie brought her free hand up and gently moved her blue hair out of her face. What they saw made them gasp.

"Marie...your eye." May started.

"It's...back?" Lee asked in stunned surprise.

Indeed, Marie's right eye was there, welling up with as much tears as her left one. Lee and May both got up and looked at it, tears starting to appear in their own eyes.

"But...how? You lost it a little after your 3rd birthday from Retinalbla- Rectalblar...uhh." May asked, trying to remember the word.

"Retinoblastoma." Lee corrected before turning back to Marie. "But she is right. How did this happen?!"

"Probably the side effects. My right eye was lazy, and I had a hunch in my back before my turn with Zim." Susie explained.

"I don't care how it happened! I just...just..." the middle Kanker got out before she started crying, with her sisters joining in. The others just watched before silently asking the ship to move them to the second floor to give the sisters some privacy.

"I'm glad she is happy, though I am curious. So far, the only side effect we've seen seems to be those you have screwed have healed from some physical conditions." Susie pointed out. "Have you had anything happen to you?"

"Actually, I have." Zim answered with a smile as he stood in front of her. "Kiss me and see."

"Very well." Susie giggled before the two began to kiss.

"Aww. Master making out with creepy lady." Gir cooed with a smile. Susie's cheeks turned a little red at his comment, but she didn't care as she continued to kiss Zim. Her eyes shot open and her cheeks bulged a little before she suddenly pulled back, with Zim's tongue still inside her mouth.

From a foot away.

He pulled the tip of his tongue out of her mouth and let it wiggle a bit in front of those present.

"Your tongue got longer?" Gaz asked as she watched the long muscle dance about.

"Correction. My tongue has been getting longer." Zim answered with a grin.

"Since when?" Susie asked as Zim pulled it back into his mouth.

"Shortly after I had sex with Gaz. It wasn't much at first, but I noticed it felt just a tiny bit longer after each time." Zim explained. "And it's not just with Gaz alone."

"You mean every time you've banged us, your tongue has gotten longer?" Gaz asked.

"That's right. And with all the intercourse we'll have in the future, my tongue's going to keep getting longer and longer." Zim finished with a smile. "What do you think? Impressive, no?"

"What do I think?" Gaz asked with a smirk, her cheeks tinting red. "I think that our nights are going to be a lot more...interesting. Don't you agree, Susie?"

"Indeed I do, my dear friend." Susie answered, her own cheeks turning red.

"Who says we have to wait for night?" Zim asked with a grin.

"Good point. Ship?" Gaz said.

"Way ahead of you." the ship responded as a large bed appeared under them and two tendrils came out and pulled Gir and Minimoose to the lower floor, leaving the three alone.

"So, who wants to be tongued first?" Zim asked, earning grins from the women.


The Kankers had spent a good 20 minutes crying before finally calming down.

"I just...still can't believe that my eye came back." Marie muttered as she closed her left eye and looked around with her new eye, taking in everything with a watery smile. "I'm so glad we went with Zim."

"Same here. Hey Zim? Thanks for-" Lee began, only to see Gir and Minimoose watching TV. "Hey, where'd he go?"

"Gaz and Susie are gone too." May pointed out.

"They must be on the upper level." Marie guessed.

"Master getting it on with scary and creepy ladies." Gir giggled.

"After how hard he went on me? I'm amazed he still has the stamina to do so." Marie said in surprise.

"Hey...how was he?" May asked out of nowhere, her cheeks dusted red.

"He...he..." was all Marie got out, her whole body starting to turn red as she rubbed her legs together.

"That good?" Lee asked with a grin.

"You'd have to see it to believe it." she finally got out.

"Want to peek on them?" the ship asked.

"You mean you're asking us to spy on them fucking each other?" Lee asked with a raised eyebrow under her curls.

"Yes." was the ship's simple answer.

"Won't they get made if they catch us?" May asked.

"Gaz wouldn't mind. I know. I have her pesonality." the ship responded before a small spiral staircase appeared. "Go on. You know you want to."

"Should we?" May asked her sisters.

"Why not? I want to see what Marie wants us to believe." Lee decided.

"Then look up." the ship instructed. They all did so to see the ceiling become transparent, allowing them to see Zim lying on his back, with Gaz riding him and Susie being eaten, with both women making out on top of him.

"Whoa! They're really going at it!" May exclaimed while Lee moved her hair from her eyes.

"Go Zim!" she chuckled before she noticed Gaz's stomach bulge outwards. "What the heck?! How much did he just shoot into her?!"

"You'd be surprised. Before I passed out from our little bit of fun, I swell up a few times before it sprayed everywhere." Marie informed as she watched them all shift positions. Gaz and Susie were simply making out as Zim's juices flowed out of her while Zim sat and watched while rubbing his dick, making it harden once again. When Lee and May saw the size of it, they both started to sweat, blush, and salivate all at ounce. "Close your mouths. You're drooling." Marie giggled as she shut their mouths with her hands.

"Master turn ladies into balloons!" Gir laughed.

"Squeak."

All three Kankers blushed at Minimoose's words before shouting at the ship to stop showing the three fucking each other silly.

"I'm officially scaroused." Lee muttered before speaking in a normal tone. "When are we getting to where ever we're going?"

"In a couple of days." the ship answered. "And these three don't appear to be stopping anytime soon."

They could all tell that if the ship had a mouth, it would be grinning at them.

"Wonderful." Lee groaned.


A few days had passed and the ship, disguised as a regular stretch limo, had arrived in the city of Royal Woods, Michigan, home to another of Gaz's friends.

"This looks like a nice place." May commented as they drove down the road into the town.

"Perhaps I could set up my base here if there's a spot large enough." Zim suggested.

"Let's see if it's as nice as it looks first." said Gaz.

The group looked at the different buildings and businesses that passed by before the ship dropped everyone off at a restaurant called Lynn's Table. Everyone was dressed nice, with Gir dressing up a small child, and Minimoose in his usual disguise.

"I'll fly around and see if there's any good spots." said the ship before it cloaked and took to the air.

"I'm starting to like that ship." Gaz said with a smile.

"What do you mean 'starting?'" Zim chuckled before they began walking towards the restaurant. "So why this place?"

"The friend of mine that lives here? Her dad owns this place. I called her yesterday told her to meet us here. Plus, the foods good. Almost as good as Bloaty's." Gaz explained before walking in. It had a cozy atmosphere that went well with the various smells coming from the kitchen. Smells that were making their stomachs growl as soon as they hit their noses.

"That actually smells appetizing." said Zim as a young blonde waitress approached them.

"Hey there. My name's Lily, and I'll be your waitress today." she said with a kind smile.

'Very nice.' Zim thought as he looked her up and down. 'Fantatstic figure. Nice clear skin. I wonder if she's single. I'd be surprised if she was.'

And he wasn't the only one doing and checking out.

'He's so small and green and...cute!' thought Lily as she eyed his smale but toned body.

"I called ahead for a table under Membrane." Gaz told Lily, snapping her out of it.

"Membrane? Oh, you're Lucy's friend!" Lily exclaimed. "We've been expecting you. I'll lead you to your table. Follow me, please."

The group followed the young woman to a table big enough to hold them all before sitting down and picking up their menus.

"I'll be back to take your orders." Lily informed as she turned to walk away, but not before throwing a wink towards Zim.

"I think she likes you." May pointed out while her sisters snickered.

"Lily...Lily...I think that's Lucy's youngest sister." Gaz said after a moment of thought.

"She is my youngest sister."

"WAAAH!" everyone but Gaz yelped in surprise at the sudden voice, with Zim practically leaping out of his seat. They all turned to see two women that were almost as pale as Susie standing behind Zim.

The one on the left had long black hair with bangs that covered her eyes. She wore a long black over a striped shirt, long black and white stockings and arm sleeves, and black shoes, all covering a figure more prominent than Lily's.

The one on the right had longer black hair with a bit of a shine, but her bangs only covered her right eye. She wore reflective purple eye shadow, a long dark purple dress, a black belt with a white skull, and long dark purple opera gloves. Her figure was slightly smaller than Lucy's, though was still hugged by her outfit.

"Must you scare everyone you meet?" asked the woman in purple.

"Sigh. It's a gift, and a curse." said the woman on the left.

"Hello Lucy." Gaz greeted with a smile before turning to the other woman. "And Haiku. Nice to see you both again."

"Hello Gaz." Susie said with a smile before she, Haiku, and Gaz all had a short hug.

"It's great to see you again. How's your family?" Haiku asked.

"They're fine. My dad's still busy with science, though he still makes sure to have a day off for family night. Dib's still being stupid about paranormal stuff. And Clembrane is...well, he's Clembrane." Gaz explained, not wanting to get into detail in a public place. "And how have families been?"

"Mine's fine." Haiku replied with a shrug and tiny smile after she and Lucy sat down with everyone at the table.

"Mine's been having some...issues, but nothing we can't get through." Lucy responded before turning to Gaz's friends. "So, who are your friends here?"

"Everyone, these are my friends, Lucy and Haiku." Gaz introduced to those sitting at the table.

"Hello Lucy and Haiku." everyone chorused.

"Haiku. Lucy. These are some friends I picked up while travelling with Zim." Gaz said before introducing them. "This is Susie."

"Hello." Susie greeted with a small wave.

"These are the Kanker Sisters. Lee, Marie, and May." Gaz continued.

"Hi." all three said at once.

"And the little green guy must be Zim?" Lucy asked while she and Haiku stared at the disguised irken in question.

"That's right. Pleasure to meet you." Zim answered.

The two stared at him for a moment before turning to Gaz.

"You're right, Gaz. He is cute." said Lucy, earning a smile and blush from Zim.

"Seems your friends are very wise." Zim said with a grin.

"Please stop praising him. His ego will inflate so much that he'll float away." Gaz joked, earning snickering from everyone.

"Hello!" Gir greeted in a chipper tone.

"Oh, almost forgot about Gir." Gaz chuckled before pointing to him, then to Minimoose. "And this is one of Zim's inventions. A little toy plane with eyes."

"Heh. Cute." Haiku commented as she patted Gir on the head while Lucy watched Minimoose fly above the table.

"Hope I'm not interrupting anything." said Lily as she approached and observed the good mood. "Have you decided what you want to order?"

"Hmm. It all sounds delicious." Lee mused as she read over the menu.

"Gaz, you said you've had the food before, right? Why don't you decide?" Zim suggested.

"How about...the Lynnsagna?" Gaz decided.

"Good choice." Lucy said with a smile.

"Okay, so that's...one, two, five...okay. Nine orders of Lynnsagna." Lily muttered as she wrote down the order. "Anything to drink?"

After taking their various drink orders, Lily set off towards the kitchen, her hips having an extra sway to them.

"Okay, now she's doing it on purpose." Marie huffed.

"But towards whom?" Lucy asked. "I mean, my sister Luna married her friend Sam."

"She did, huh?" said Gaz, earning a nod from Lucy. "Good for her. And what about your other sisters and brother?"

"That's...well, they can tell you if you meet them." Lucy said, suddenly sounding more gloomy than usual.

"Don't worry, Lucy. Things will turn around." Haiku whispered to her friend while everyone else wondered what was going on.


Lily had given her father, Lynn Loud, the group's order, looking quite ecstatic about it before he began cooking. As he did, Lily told him she was taking a small break before slipping into the break room. When she made sure she was alone, she took out her cellphone and began frantically texting all her sisters except for Lucy.

Lily: OMG! You're not gonna believe who just walked into dad's restaurant!


A/N: In case anyone asks, Lily is 18, making them all legal if you guys wanted her too. Now you all know where this is going, but I must ask. Anyone else you wish besides the Loud Sisters?

Also, I must say this about one of the requests for Harem additions. Gadget Hackwrench? That's a fucking mouse!

Finally, I may need a tiny bit of help getting their personalities right since they're all so different.

Here's the latest update to the list.

Mandy from GaoBaM: 6

Martian Queen Tyr'ahnee: 6

Vicky from FOP: 6

Lord Dominator: 5

Tallest Miyuki: 5

Tak: 5

Leela: 1

Amy Wong: 1

Lum from Kaiba: 1

Lily Enstomache: 1

Boa Sandersonia: 2

Lydia Deetz: 2

Spinel: 2

Erotica Jones: 1

Mandie from FOP: 2

Commander Dish: 2

Enid: 4

Wilhamena: 2

Fink from OK KO: 2

Mavis Dracula: 3

Adult Grimwood Girls: 4

Jinx: 3

Blackfire: 2

Tenn: 3

Haiku from Loud House: 1

Lucy Loud from Loud House: 3

Kirika Misono: 1

Jenny Wakeman: 4

Misty from MLAATR: 1

Chifusa Manyuu: 2

Dee Dee from Dexter's Laboratory: 2

Lee Lee from Dexter's Laboratory: 2

Mee Mee from Dexter's Laboratory: 2

Wednesday Addams: 3

Deb Turnbull: 1

Melisa and the entire Island of Beautiful Women from Johnny Bravo: 2

Judy Funnie: 1

She Venom from Marvel: 2

Mina Monroe from Bunnicula: 1

Final note. I'm no longer counting votes from guests. A lot could of votes for one woman could be coming from the same person over and over again.