A/N: Brace yourselves. This chapter's as funny as it is long and very nasty. You have been warned.
Enjoy~
Lily yawned as she left the bathroom in nothing but a thin night shirt and sleep shorts, her eyes barely open as she maneuvered the dark halls of the house. Their parents allowed her new friends, Lucy, and Haiku to crash at their house for the night. Thankfully, they had plenty of spare beds for when her siblings came over for the holidays, so everyone had a place to sleep. And right now, sleep was calling out to her.
"2:23?" she said when she passed by the clock. "More like two darn early." She let out a small laugh. "Luan probably would've done it better." she said as she walked towards her room. Her hand was an inch from the knob before she heard faint noises coming from the room.
"...oh...oh..."
"Is that Gaz? She sounds like she's...moaning?" Lily muttered.
"...Oh...Oh Zim..."
"...what?" Lily said, her eyes locked on Gaz's door. "Are they...no. They all went to separate rooms. My parents made it a rule. She's probably just dreaming about him."
With that said, she entered her room, closed the door...and quietly tip-toed back out and crept up to Gaz's door.
'I shouldn't be doing this. I shouldn't be doing this! I SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS!...But I am.' she thought as she gripped the doorknob. 'Please be locked! Please be locked! Please be locked!'
*click*
'Dang it!' she mentally cursed as she slowly pushed the door open just enough to slip her head through the crack. She peered over towards the bed and saw...saw...
"Come on Zim! Give it to me, you little spaceman!" Gaz moaned in a harsh whisper as she rode Zim. If not for the fact that Lily was watching Gaz at the moment, she'd have noticed that Zim was not in disguise
"Shh! You're gonna wake everyone up!" Zim grunted as he thrust up into Gaz.
"Then hurry and give it already!" she demanded through her rapid panting.
Lily just stood there watching as the two continued to fuck each other, her body reacting more and more as the seconds ticked by. Her face grew hotter, her toes curled against the carpet, her heart pounded like crazy, and her panties started to become soaked with her own juices. And the sight of the bulge constantly showing up inside Gaz was only making it worse. Her eyes widened when she saw Gaz's stomach suddenly bloat as she released a silent scream before she just sat there on Zim, her body covered in sweat and a smile on her face.
"I really needed that." Gaz whispered, her voice rough from the heavy breathing.
"Even if it means getting kicked out if we're caught?" Zim asked.
"The risk just gives it a rush that makes it feel so much...exciting." she finished, her eyes now locked on with Lily's when she looked up for a moment.
"Ba...ba...ba...ba." Lily said on repeat, her mind trying to restart itself. Gaz could only stare at the poor woman before her lust filled mind made her react.
"Care to join us?~" she asked with a grin. "There's plenty of room. And Zim knows how to please two woman at once."
Lily watched as Zim sat up and looked at her, allowing her to see his ruby eyes and antenna. She just stared at him before he used his long tongue to lick his entire face-
*THUD*
-before falling backwards in the hall, out like a light.
"...uh oh." the lovers whispered.
Lily groaned as her eyes fluttered open.
"What happened last night?" she asked herself as she got up out of her bed, her mind slowly piecing reorganizing itself. She remembered waking up to go to the bathroom, then she started heading back to her room. She stopped when she heard noises coming from Gaz's room and went to check it out. She peered inside, and-"
"Care to join us?~"
And her eyes flew open when all of last night finally hit her.
"Holy crap! Gaz was being screwed by Zim! And Zim's a...a...I gotta tell the others!" Lily said in a panic. She jumped out of bed, ran for the door, threw it open-"
"Hey Lily."
"AHHHH!"
-and screamed when she saw Lucy waiting on the other side, fully dressed for the day.
"Will you quit that?!" Lily snapped before slapping her own mouth shut and frantically looking around.
"I came to wake you up. Breakfast is almost ready. Everyone else is downstairs." Lucy told her.
"Does that include Zim and Gaz?" asked the younger sister.
"Yes." Lucy answered before being pulled into the room by Lily, who then looked back out for a moment before shutting the door.
"Lucy, you're going to think I'm absolutely crazy, but what I'm about to tell you is the truth!" Lily quickly said. "Last night, I found out that Zim Ovirk is actually-"
"An alien? I know." Lucy said.
"No! He's an a-wait. What?!" Lily yelped when she caught up to what Lucy said.
"I. Know." Lucy answered. "I've known he was an alien when I first saw him. I've known he was an alien for a few years now."
"...WHAT?!" Lily yelled.
"Shh! Keep your voice down!" Lucy whispered while covering Lily's mouth, who quickly batted it away with her hand.
"If you knew, why didn't you say anything?!" Lily asked.
"It's a long story. I don't know why he's here, and I haven't had a chance to ask because of all this crap with Tetherby. I've been waiting for when the two were alone to ask what's up, but no luck." Lucy explained. "All I know is that Zim doesn't mean any harm to anyone, so I won't say anything. We'll both ask later, but I need you to get dressed and join us for breakfast first." With that, Lucy left Lily to get dressed while she headed downstairs herself.
"What's going on?" Lily asked herself while rubbing her head.
Zim and his group were with the other Louds and Lucy, with Lynn Sr. making everyone a big breakfast.
"Where's Lily? Didn't you wake her up?" Rita asked her present daughter.
"I did. She just...had a funny dream." Lucy answered before looking at Gaz and Zim, who's eyes widened before they looked away.
"Well she better hurry. Breakfast is ready." Lynn stated as he placed the last bit of food on a plate and placed it all in the middle of the table. "Dig in. There's plenty for everybody."
"Does that include me?" Lily asked with a yawn as she entered the room dressed in a white T-shirt, purple shorts, and sandals.
"Morning sleepyhead." Rita greeted. "Sleep well?"
"I had an...odd dream, but other than that? Yeah." she answered before eyeing Zim and Gaz, who merely smiled at her.
"Well I hope you're hungry." Lynn said as he sat down before everyone began to take some food and eat.
"I'm having a difficult time deciding what is better. Last night's dinner, or this morning's breakfast." Zim said after eating a few bites.
"YUMMY!" Gir yelled as he shoved his food into his mouth.
"Gir! Slow down or you'll throw up again!" Zim snapped while Rita and Lynn laughed.
"He's kinda like how all our kids were at that age." Lynn chuckled before they heard a ringtone go off.
"Sorry, that's my work ringtone. If you'll excuse me." said Zim before he got up from the table and walked away while answering it. "Hello? Yes, this is Zim...Oh, how's it coming along?"
"I wish I had a work ringtone...and a job!" Lynn Sr. sniffled while being comforted by his wife.
"I really hope you have a plan." Lucy whispered to Gaz. Gaz's only reaction was to smile.
KNOCK KNOCK!
"Who could be here this early?" Rita asked before getting up from the table. While she walked away, Gaz nodded to Susie and the Kanker Sisters, who all began to move.
"What's going on?" Haiku asked Gaz, who only continued to smile at her, Lucy, and Lily.
Rita Loud answered the door to see a distraught Miss Baxtil standing in the doorway. She gave out a little gasp before she noticed Tetherby's limo parked on the other side, with a smiling Tetherby looking out the window.
"You've got to be kidding me! We're in the middle of breakfast!" she snapped before yelling out towards Tetherby. "Couldn't you people wait until the afternoon to evict us?!"
"Why are you looking at me? I haven't done anything wrong." Tetherby answered back, making the Loud Matriarch turn red from anger.
"Who's here honey?" Lynn asked, only to scream in fright when he saw Miss Baxtil. That got everyone else from the dining room to run towards the door and see what's going on.
"Mr. and Mrs. Loud. I'm Miss Baxtil from the bank and..." she began before sighing. "Let's cut the act. You know why I'm here." she said as she brought out a new docket of papers from a briefcase.
"No no no no no." Lynn whispered repeatedly as the banker showed the papers to the Loud parents, with the two Loud sisters and friend watching helplessly.
"I'm sorry, but your home is now property of the bank...effective immediately." she informed in a gloomy tone. Lynn closed his eyes as his wife gently held her hand out to take the papers-
"Yoink!"
-only to have them yanked out of reach by Gaz, who proceeded to tear the notice into tiny little pieces before throwing them up like confetti.
"Sorry, but the Louds aren't going anywhere." Gaz told them, to the shock of everyone present. None moreso than Lord Tetherby.
"Why on earth are you here?! Didn't you say you were no longer associated with the Loud family?!" Tetherby asked.
"I lied, you little fat fuck!" Gaz called back, making the Loud sisters snicker while Tetherby grew red.
"I don't care what family you're from or how nice your limousine is! I'll have the law on you!" he yelled.
"Call them! See if I care!" Gaz answered with a smile.
"Are you crazy?! Stop that!" Lynn begged before watching as Tetherby began dialing. "WAIT! SHE DOESN'T SPEAK FOR ALL OF US!" he yelled while running out towards Tetherby.
"Gaz, what are you doing?!" Lucy asked. "He's going to have you arrested, and then you...you...you have a plan, don't you?" Lucy said after noticing Gaz's smile had a cheeky undertone.
"What's going on?" Zim asked after ending his call and walking towards them. He looked outside to see Miss Baxtil on the doorstep and Tetherby in his limo across the street. "Huh. They're early."
"Makes no difference. What was your call about?" Gaz asked.
"The prize for the upcoming game tournament you're entering arrived, so everything's all set." the irken answered, earning an approving nod from Gaz. Everyone waited until a police car arrived and two cops stepped out.
"You called, Lord Tetherby?" one officer asked.
"Indeed. I want that woman arrested!" he yelled while pointing at Gaz. "She's preventing the bank from giving an eviction notice to the owners of this home!"
"Very well." the officer nodded before they walked towards Gaz. "Ma'am, put your hands behind your-" he began before Gaz held up a hand, stopping them from walking. She ticked her thumb down, then slowly started ticking down the others until her pointer finger was left, which she then used to point down the street at the approaching black sedans. The sedans stopped before a group of men in suits got out and approached everyone.
"Uh...who are you?" Rita asked.
"FBI." one answered while showing an official badge. "Which one here is Archibald Tetherby?"
"That's LORD Tetherby!" Tetherby shouted from his limo before placing his hand over his mouth. When he saw the FBI approach, he turned to his driver. "Get me out of here!" he ordered. "Now!"
"Yes sir!" the driver yelped as he turned the key and floored it.
"Why aren't we moving?!" Tetherby yelled when he noticed the limo wasn't moving.
"I don't know!" the driver yelped, both of them unaware of the limo's rear end up on cinderblocks, the tires now missing.
"Mom was right. A tire iron truly is a girl's best friend." Lee said as she kissed her tire iron while her sisters laughed as they sat on the tires.
"Archibald Tetherby?" one of the FBI men asked after they approached the window.
"Yes?" Tetherby asked with an uneasy smile.
"You're under arrest for suspicion of tampering with U.S. mail." the FBI man said.
"What?! Preposterous! What proof do you have?!" Tetherby snapped.
"Ahem!" Gaz coughed, gaining everyone's attention. They watched as she held the same hand up before ticking her fingers down again. This time when she reached one, they all felt the ground start to rumble.
"What's going on?" asked a female FBI agent.
"That would be Tal." said Gaz.
"Tal?" Haiku asked before they saw Gaz's limo roll up.
"Easier to say than The Almighty Limousine all the time." Gaz shrugged as the limo came to a stop next to them all.
"W-What's that doing here?!" Tetherby asked in shock before the limo opened, allowing an injured, and utterly terrified, Hank and Hawk to jump out before running towards the FBI agents and falling to their knees, hands out to them.
"WE SURRENDER!" they shouted, tears in their eyes as they began to profusely apologize for various crimes and misdeeds they've done. If one could make out what they were shouting from all their blubbering, they'd hear about harassing bankers and scaring postmen, to having cops in his pocket arrest Lynn Loud Jr., to all the times they've taken candy from kids. By the time they were done, they were simply crying and begging for mercy while the others looked at Tetherby, who was now sweating profusely before trying to regain the situation.
"T-That means nothing! A lot of people in town are a little upset that the bank's been closing on their homes and businesses because they can't pay the rent! They could've simply asked them to do this! I have done nothing wrong!" he yelled in an attempt to defend himself.
"Oh yeah? Then what about this security footage we were sent from you Limousine Garage showing these two breaking into that giant limo?" asked an FBI agent as he held up his phone and showed Hank and Hawk trying, and succeeding after many failed attempts, to get into Gaz's limo. "And guess what? It comes with sound!" he said before pressing a button.
"How does Tetherby expect us to get that out of here without anyone noticing?"
"Simple. He'll say that the one who owns it came back to pick it up and drove it out. All the guards will be told to testify to that in case they say otherwise."
The FBI agent stopped the video and turned to Tetherby, only to find him missing.
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!" Tetherby shouted as he ran for it, showing great stamina for a man his age.
"GET BACK HERE!" another agent yelled as the FBI gave chase.
"Wow, that guy could give Lynn a run for her money." Lily stated in honest surprise as they watched Tetherby be chased by the FBI, which was joined by Hank, Hawk, and the two cops.
"YOU OWE US FOR HAVING US TRY AND STEAL THAT DEATH TRAP OF A LIMO!" Hank yelled as he and more FBI gave chase.
"YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!" yelled the officers, hoping that they could try to not get caught when they were under investigation.
"GET BACK HERE! I'M GONNA GIVE ALL OF YOU A PIECE OF MY MIND BEFORE THEY HAUL YOU OFF!" Miss Baxtil yelled as she started chasing them all. The group just watched as Tetherby, Hank, Hawk, Miss Baxtil, police, and a few FBI agents ran in circles in the street, the sidewalks, and even in yards and backyards of various homes. After a moment, they all saw a disguised Gir had joined in as well, the only one having a big smile on his face.
"YAAAAY! CHASING!" he called out while they all ran.
"It's strange." Gaz said as they all watched the chase. "There's something missing from all this, but I don't know what."
Without warning, Yakety Sax began to blare out of Tal, making them all look at it before some began to laugh.
"That's what it was!" Gaz chuckled as they all continued to watch the comedic chaos.
"I don't get it, but I don't care." Zim said, smiling nonetheless.
-A few days later-
TETHERBUSTED!
From Rich Lord to Convicted Felon!
That was the headline of the newspaper clipping that was framed and hung on the wall of the newly reopened Lynn's Table, allowing everyone to see a picture of an angry, mortified, and possibly insane, former Lord Archibald Tetherby's mugshot, with but a few of his crimes listed in the news article. The mood inside the restaurant was full of nothing but joy, laughter, and plenty of great food, as was the rest of the city. People were out in the streets celebrating, with the cops and city officials joining in as well.
With his restaurant properly returned to him, Lynn decided to have everything free for the whole day. Although it was a bit difficult since all the orders from people were making the aging chef work twice as hard, he didn't mind at all. Plus, his friends/employees were beyond elated to be working in the restaurant again, taking some of the weight off his shoulders. Plus, Zim and his girlfriends were helping out during the Grand Reopening.
Kids and adults were lining up to throw three darts each at a giant picture of Tetherby, with Gaz handing out various food coupons for the restaurant depending on where they struck.
Lee, Marie, and May Kanker helped out by being temporary waitresses, hoping that they wouldn't revert to old habits and drive the customers away.
Susie, Lucy, and Haiku were away to pick up something to help their celebration later, so they were absent.
And finally, Zim, Gir, and Minimoose were simply enjoying the free food that Lynn Loud Senior had cooked. After all, he was financing the whole day's festivities.
"*BURP* Oof! I think I'm all fooded out for now." Zim groaned after finishing his meal. Gir merely belched even louder, looking stuffed to the max while Minimoose simply snoozed next to him.
"What? No room for dessert?" Lily joked as she approached their booth.
"Hmm. Maybe?" Zim said, getting a chuckle out of Lily.
"So, I heard all of you are going to be leaving after the celebration tonight?" asked the youngest Loud.
"That's right. We gotta keep going. Gaz has a gaming tournament to win, then we're just going to be traveling around until I found a nice place to build a new home." Zim explained.
"That's a shame. Everyone in town here thinks of you guys as heroes." Lily said, her expression showing she was both happy and sad.
"And for good reason." said Miss Baxtil as she and her son approached, both looking much happier.
"Ah, Miss Baxtil. How are things at the bank?" Zim asked.
"They're great. Since I was being forced to help, they didn't fire me. A lot of us at the bank who were forced still have to do some community service for helping Tetherby, but none of us mind." she explained.
"The post office and police force are still under investigation, but they've weeded out most of those who took bribes to help." Todd added.
"I still want to know how they got Tetherby on trial and convicted so quickly." Miss Baxtil muttered.
"Who cares?" Todd asked.
"Good point. Let's celebrate." his mother agreed before the two were lead away by May to find a table.
"Hey, Zim?" Lily said, getting the irken's attention. "That house you're going to build. Will it be large?"
"As big as I can get it to be." Zim answered.
"So it's a house that would need a lot of help with upkeep and cleaning?" Lily asked with a smile.
"Yes. Why are you asking about my future home?" Zim inquired.
"Oh...no reason." she said before walking off to take other customer's orders, leaving a confused Zim at his table.
"What was that about?" Zim asked himself.
"I think that's her way of asking if you'd hire her as a maid."
Zim looked to find a woman with brown hair in a ponytail suddenly standing next to him. She had long brown hair tied into a ponytail and wore an athletic top that was stretched far out by a pair of tits slightly smaller than Gaz's and shorts that hugged her toned ass, revealing a lot of skin and her lean muscles.
"Who are you?" Zim asked the woman, too surprised to start checking her out.
"Lynn Loud Jr. Best athlete to come out of Royal Woods." she introduced before grabbing Zim into a tight hug, squeezing the diminutive alien tightly. "And the girl who owes you big time for what you did!"
Despite the pain and panic, Zim didn't know if it was her tight hold on him that was causing him to suffocate, or the fact that his head was squished between her breasts. All he knew was that he was glad when she finally let go. After finally getting his breath back, he spoke.
"Owe me for what?!" he asked.
"For nailing that Tetherbastard that's been wrecking all our lives!" Lynn answered before sitting down across from him. "Asshole had the cops bust me and tried to end my sporting career when I started accusing him of all his bullshit. But since you exposed him and the pigs he had working for him, I was released and all charges against me were dropped."
"Oh. Well, you're welcome." Zim said with a smile. "Honestly, it's not the first time we've dealt with a rich bastard thinking they could do whatever they wanted."
"Yeah. My bro got to ride in a limo all day once, and Tetherby got him thinking like a rich jerk. I'm glad he realized his mistake before I had to knock some sense into him." Lynn explained, remembering that day.
"Lynn?"
They both turned to see a stunned Lily had stopped while directing some customers to a table.
"Hey Lils. Miss me?" asked the athletic Loud. The only response she got was a scream of joy before Lily threw herself on her older sister, both laughing and hugging each other.
"I'm so glad to see you! Why didn't you tell us you were here?!" Lily asked.
"I wanted to surprise you guys. Come on. Let's go let dad know I'm here." Lynn said.
"One sec. I have to get these customers-"
"Leave it to me." Lee said before gesturing the customers to follow her, leaving the Loud sisters to head for the kitchen, though with their hips having a touch more sway to them.
"Either that's the usual way they walk together, or I'm a...what do they call it? Chick magnet?" Zim quietly said to himself.
"You certainly are a cute one."
Zim smiled as he turned to the blonde mystery woman that had appeared where Lynn was sitting moments ago.
"And you're about as lovely as your mother, Lin Grace. Or should I call you L.G?" Zim asked, making Lin giggle.
"It's nice to finally meet you, Zim Ovirk." she said. "Sorry that I didn't introduce myself. Had to make sure Tetherby or those working for him didn't recognize me while I was spying on them."
"Let me guess. You wanted to see what kind of person Tetherby was before pursuing any business deals with him?" Zim asked with a knowing smirk.
"Correct. And I'm glad I came early. If not, the horrible futures I had foreseen for Royal Woods would've come true." she said with a frown.
"Ah yes. You're a fortune teller." Zim said in remembrance.
"Yes. It's how I also foresaw you and your friends arriving to try and fix things." she said, her smile returning.
"And give us hints in the right direction?" Zim asked while pulling out the note she had left earlier.
"Thought it might make it easier for you all." she said before shrugging. "And also cashing in a few favors to give Tetherby's case top priority."
"So that's how he was convicted so quickly!" Zim muttered in realization.
"Yeah. My family's company has quite a few ties and friendly relations within a lot of governments." Lin explained. "Though I wonder if they're as numerous as Gaz's father, Professor Membrane, has." Zim only shrugged at her while she got up from the booth. "Hey, before you leave, can I ask for something?"
"Let me guess. You wish to have your fortune told?" she asked, earning a nod from Zim. "Okay, but I usually charge for my services."
"Alright. How much?" he asked as he reached for his checkbook.
"I'll collect later." she said while raising a hand to stop him before gently pushing him over to sit next to him. "Now, hold still~"
Zim didn't move as Lin suddenly pulled him into a hug, her warmth seeping into him as his head rested against her shoulder and her small but supple breasts squishing against his chest.
"Uh...Lin?" he asked after a while.
"Got it." she suddenly said while pulling away. "Your future is heading down a good path, one that shall cross over multiple times where you have once walked, with love abound each step of the way." she began with a smile.
"Yes! Victory for Zim!" he said with a grin before it fell when she frowned. "What?"
"Be warned. The path will also have many obstacles wanting to stop you and destroy all you hold dear." she finished before standing up.
"Eh. If they're anything like Tetherby or any of the other jackasses we've met on this trip, then they won't be much of a challenge." Zim scoffed. "Thank you for the reading. Oh, and tell your parents I hope to do more business with them in the future."
"I shall. Farewell for now, Zim." Lin said with a wave before heading for the door.
"Pretty lady hugged you~" Gir giggled.
"It was for fortune telling!" Zim answered, trying not to think of how soft she was.
Time passed until night came and many of the citizens of Royal Woods had come to the park to see the grand finale for the celebration. It was a giant wooden effigy of Tetherby, which had been brought in by truck, looking all smug and pompous as everyone saw him. The citizens watched from a safe distance as it was set up before a few people placed dry wood under it. Those who couldn't make it watched from their homes thank to the camera crews nearby filming the whole thing. Everyone watched as the mayor of Royal Woods, a dark skinned man in a business suit and graying hair, approached the podium that was set up.
"Today, we are proud to announce the birth of a new tradition of Royal Woods!" said the mayor of Royal Woods. "Every year on this day, we shall build an effigy of Archibald Tetherby, the man who tried to buy us out of our city, and we shall burn it to the ground!" He smiled as the citizens roared in approval. Among them were Zim, Gaz, his other girlfriends, the Loud family that were present, Haiku, and Miss Baxtil and her son.
"Are we gonna roast weenies on that?" Gir asked.
"No Gir. We'll roast weenies another time." Zim told the robot in disguise.
"So you're leaving after this?" Lucy asked them.
"Yeah. We need to get going if we're going to make it to the tournament on time." Gaz answered.
"Shame no one knows it was you guys who did it. They'd probably give you a medal for freeing everyone." Lynn Jr. said as they watched the mayor be given a lit torch.
"I prefer not to stand out more than I already do. What with being small and green." Zim said with a shrug.
"Well, we're going to miss you all." said Lynn Senior before turning to Lily. "Now...are you sure about this? I mean really sure?" he asked his youngest daughter.
"Dad, we already talked about this." Lily sighed. "I asked Zim and Gaz if I could work and travel with them until the start of a new year at college."
"I know, and I know they said yes. But..." her father trailed off, looking sad.
"I know." she said with a smile. "You don't want to see me leave so soon. But opportunities like this are rare. I mean working for a CEO of a major game company that's travelling in a gigantic limo that can change it's insides to almost anything? When is a chance to do that ever going to appear again?"
"She has a point dear." said Rita. "Besides, we can't hold onto her forever. Just like we couldn't hold onto all the others."
"I know. It's just...she's my last baby girl!" he sobbed before hugging Lily, which she returned and was shortly joined in by the other Louds.
"I hate to ruin the moment, but there are about to light it." Susie told them, her eyes fixed on the torch with a big grin. They all looked to see the Mayor approach the effigy before sticking the torch to the wood under it. It didn't take long for it to catch to the rest of the wood before travelling up to the effigy, causing the crowd to roar in approval. "Ahh. A true thing of beauty."
"Wish the others were here." Lynn Jr. commented as they watched it burn. "They would've loved to see this."
"It's going up on the internet. Everyone will be able to watch." said Lily.
As it burned away into the night, people would chant off key on the spot songs about how much they hated Tetherby. Many people still remained long after it had been reduced to nothing but smoldering embers.
"That was fun." Lee chuckled.
"Alright. Those who are coming with us, get on the limo." Gaz said before walking towards TAL, with Zim and everyone else right behind him.
"I'll come back during the holidays." Lily said before giving her parents and present sisters one final hug. "I love you."
"We love you too sweetie." Rita told her youngest before they separated.
"Be good, Lily." her father sniffled before turning towards Zim with a stern glare. "If anything happens to my little angel, I'm coming after you!"
"That goes double for me!" warned Lynn Jr.
"Dad! Lynn! Quit it!" Lily snapped before sighing and picking up her suitcase. "I'll be fine. Besides, you and everyone else taught me how to fight growing up." She took one last deep breath before letting it out with a smile. "Well, I'm off."
"Bye Lily!" her family and Haiku waved, saying so long to the youngest Loud as she boarded the limo and it slowly started to drive away.
"NOOOO! DON'T GO!"
With a hysterically sobbing Lynn Senior being dragged on the ground as he held onto the bumper.
"Well, there she goes. The last of us out into the world." Lynn commented as she watched her mother go to pry her father off the limo.
"Yeah. Out into a cold and dreary world." Lucy said before turning to her friend. "Come on, Haiku. We have to get the others ready."
"Ready for what?" asked the sport loving Loud.
"We're going to leave the mortuary in our other friend's hands." Haiku explained.
"What? Why? You two loved that place. Why are you leaving it all of a sudden?" Lynn asked.
"We...have our reasons." Lucy said, her hidden eyes looking away. Lynn blinked before smiling.
"Do those reasons all revolve around someone small, green, and has a Z in his name?" she asked, making Lucy stiffen up.
"...maybe." Lucy admitted, her cheeks turning red.
"Thought so. Mom and dad mentioned how you guys seemed to hang around him while he was here." Lynn commented.
"Well, he does have this sort of charm about him." Haiku said, her own cheeks starting to turn red.
"We haven't told mom or dad, but I'm planning to have them pick us up after Gaz is done with her tournament." Lucy explained. "And besides, we can just set up a new mortuary in whatever city he decides to move into."
"There's always those of need of helping their dead to rest." Haiku stated before she and Lucy turned to leave-
"Hold it!"
-before being stopped by Lynn. The two turned to see her averting her eyes, her own cheeks turning red.
"...Think he'd mind if I come along for a bit?" she asked. The two goths looked at each other before smiling at her.
"That depends. You gonna ask him when they come back?" Lucy said with a grin. Lynn merely smiled before turning and walking away, leaving the two goths alone.
"How do you think Lily's doing?" Haiku suddenly asked.
"I believe she's doing just fine." Lucy said, her cheeks growing hot again.
-Flashback-
Lucy, wearing nothing but black panties and bra, was tossing in her guest bed, sighing every few moments before Haiku, her roommate, sat up and looked at her.
"Can you please stop that?" Haiku asked, her attire nothing but purple panties and bra.
"Sorry. I've just got a lot on my mind." Lucy admitted after sitting up. "I don't want my parents to lose their home like we lost our mortuary. For once, I wish that some light would brighten this dismal situation."
"Same here." Haiku admitted before hugging her knees. "How long before he practically takes the town?"
"Don't talk like that. It's more depressing than I can handle." Lucy said before getting out of her bed. "I need a snack. Dad should have some leftovers."
"Great. Now I'm hungry too." Haiku grumbled as she got up as well and joined Lucy, who quietly opened the door and stepped out, only to stop when she noticed Lily peeking into Gaz's room down the hall. Both of them watched her standing there and staring in before she suddenly fell backwards, prompting them to quickly make their way over to her.
"Lily, what's wrong?! What happened?!" Lucy quickly asked as she knelt down check on her sister. She was still breathing and looked okay, but her face was all red and she felt hot. "Is it a fever?"
"Uh...Lucy?" Haiku said, getting her attention. The goth Loud looked to see Haiku staring inside the room, one arm waving aimlessly to try and find her. She got up and looked inside to find Gaz atop of Zim, his penis inside her, her stomach expanded, and both of them looking at her.
"Uh...sorry? Couldn't wait until we left?" Gaz weakly apologized with an uneasy smile.
"Eyes." Haiku said, her gaze locked on Zim's ruby eyes and antenna. "Big...red eyes." she said before being pushed into the room.
"One sec." Lucy quickly said before shutting the door. Haiku didn't notice since she was still looking at Zim, who merely looked back while sweat starting to come out of him. A moment later had Lucy come back in and shut the door behind her.
"...You're an alien, aren't you?" Haiku asked.
"He is. And before you say anything!" Lucy said while holding her hands up to stop Haiku from screaming. "He's friendly."
Haiku just stared at her friend before turning to Zim and Gaz, then back to her with a scowl.
"Explain. Now. Or I scream." Haiku demanded.
"I guess now would be a good time to ask why you guys are here." Lucy told Zim and Gaz.
"I guess so." Gaz sighed before she and Zim covered themselves and began to explain. By the time they were done, both goths were speechless. Lucy already knew of Zim being an alien, having figured it out from the picture and guessing, but Haiku? She thought him being green wasn't so strange since Lucy's sister Lisa tended to experiment on others, causing strange effects. But an alien life form from outer space? All she could say to that was...
"This is heavy beyond so many levels." she uttered after falling onto her butt, her head resting in her hands.
"You're telling me." Lucy said in awe before looking to Gaz and Zim. "And now you're telling me that you're trying to help him save the same race that banished him...by having women bear alien babies?"
"That's the long and short of it. I know it sounds crazy, but it's the truth." Gaz explained.
"And you came to ask if I wanted to join you guys and...help him out?" Lucy got out.
"That's what I intended to ask, but you guys are dealing with all this crap with Tetherby, so I was going to wait until after that was settled." Gaz answered.
"And those other women sleeping in the other rooms?" Haiku asked.
"Only Susie, Marie and I have had sex with Zim. Lee and May are still wary, but they joined Marie on the trip." Gaz explained before looking at them both. "If you don't want to, we won't force you."
The two goths just looked at them before staring at the floor, their expressions clearly showing how conflicted they were. On one hand, helping him would help his race survive extinction. But on the other hand, doing so meant that they'd have to give their bodies to him. Also, since Gaz explained that none of them had gotten pregnant yet, they had no idea what would come.
"Aren't you afraid?" Lucy suddenly asked. "What if giving birth kills you?"
"I'm willing to take that risk." Gaz told them without hesitation as she told hold of Zim's hand.
"Even if it means you could...die?" Lucy asked, almost afraid of the answer.
"Yes. Besides, it's not like you never took risks for someone you liked." Gaz countered, making Lucy chuckle at what she tried to become for Rocky Spokes.
"Fair point." she admitted with a 'sigh'. "Well, I'm glad you want to help, but I need some time to think about it."
"Same here. After all, it means we'd have to give ourselves to him, and..." Haiku started before trailing off with a blush.
"Yeah. It's a big decision. Take all the time you need. We won't be leaving immediately after Tetherby gets thrown in prison." Gaz answered.
"Thanks. And don't worry about Lily. I'll cover for you in the morning." Lucy said before she and Haiku left, but didn't close the door fast enough to block out Gaz's next words.
"Round 2, Zim~"
Both of them had wide eyes before they shut the door and hurried off to their room. They got into their beds, shut their eyes...and groaned before opening them and sitting up.
"Tiny peek?" Lucy asked.
"Then back to sleep. For real." Haiku answered. Both of them quietly crept out of their room before silently walking towards Gaz's room. They took one last look at each other before nodding and cracking the door open just enough to look inside. Their eyes widened at the sight of Zim taking Gaz from over the bed, his alien dick pulled out to the max before being thrust back into her, with Gaz moaning and whispering Zim's name. They watched as he started thrusting faster into her, making her breasts jiggle back and forth in time with his thrusts.
"That's it Zim! Just like that!" Gaz panted as she began to squeeze and fondle her breasts.
They could feel their faces turn redder as they continued, their hearts feeling like they were pounding it sync with Zim's thrusting. They finally had enough when the saw Zim explode inside her, causing her to bloat once again with sperm.
Both of them shut the door and quietly hurried back to their room, their minds too active to fall asleep until a few hours later.
-Night before the day of celebration-
It was late at night, but many people were restless. When news of Tetherby's arrest hit the town, many believed that a miracle had happened. Some, however, were reluctant to celebrate, believing that Tetherby would somehow be released.
Two citizens, however, were restless for an entirely different reason.
Zim was quiet as he left Susie's room, the pale woman moaning in ecstacy after being fucked like there was no tomorrow. Zim smiled as he quietly closed the door, his disguise in place in case anyone else was awake, before walking towards the door to his room.
"Psst."
He stopped at the sound, only to hear it again. He turned to see a door slightly cracked open.
"Zim. Come here." whispered a voice.
"Lucy? Is that you?" he asked.
"Shh. Be quiet and come here. We need your help with something." Lucy whispered. "It's...kind of urgent."
"What could you need help with this late at night?" he asked as he approached the door.
"A decision." Haiku answered before the door opened more, showing a dark room. "We can't have the light on. We don't want others to see if they wake up."
"Alright." Zim sighed as he walked in. He jumped when the door suddenly shut and lock, leaving him in the dark. "What is this?!" he snapped, his military and invader training kicking in.
"Don't worry Zim." came Gaz's voice, making his antenna perk up.
"Gaz? What's going on?" Zim asked.
"It's simple. We need you to make a decision." she answered.
"What decision?!" she growled, his patience growing thin. He flinched when a low light came on before his eyes widened.
Illuminated by the soft light of the table lamp were Lucy on the bed to his left and Haiku on the bed to his right.
Lucy had her back to Zim in a kneeling pose. She was wearing black panties, but no bra. She covered her breasts with her left arm while looking over her right shoulder at Zim with a smile.
Haiku, in nothing but purple panties, was hugging her legs to her bare chest, her head resting on her knees, and her visible eye staring right at Zim.
"Who do you want to bang first?" Gaz asked from where she stood next to the door, clad in nothing but cyan panties.
"Eh?" was all Zim could say as he eyed the two goths.
"That night when you explained everything, we came back and watched you two going at it." Lucy began.
"Ever since then, that has been on our minds." Haiku said while pointing at the erection of Zim's that was trying to burst through his boxer shorts. "At first, we were utterly terrified."
"But since that night, thoughts of having that inside us kept sounding more and more...enticing." Lucy breathed the last word with a moaning shudder.
"We won't deny, we're still a little afraid." Haiku admitted. "But at this point, our bodies are at their limit, and we can't take it anymore."
"We're still on the fence about joining you guys, but we at least want to experience this before you leave." Lucy explained.
"Which comes back to the decision." Gaz cut in. "Who do you want to bang first?"
Zim looked at the both of them as they awaited his answer. He closed his eyes and began to hum in thought.
"That's a difficult decision." he said as he opened his eyes again and slowly looked between the two of them. "Both of them are gorgeous. And from what I've seen, they're very kind. They've got that mysterious vibe to them." he stated, making them both blush with each compliment. "Honestly, it's a very hard decision."
Both goths looked at him before eyeing each other with a smirks.
"Shall we go with Plan B?" Haiku asked.
"Plan B?" Zim said in confusion. They said nothing as Lucy got off her bed and joined Haiku on the other one, the two of them holding each other in a tight embrace.
"Plan Both." Lucy explained. Zim felt like his dick was about to release from the mere sight of them cuddling on the bed, their sexy bodies rubbing against each other as they eyed him, as if to say-
"We're waiting~" they cooed.
...that.
"Gaz...hold these for me." said the irken as he held his wig and contacts up towards her. She giggled as she took them while he began to walk towards the two. They laid down next to each other, leaving Zim to crawl over the two of them, his boxer shorts absent and his erection free. "Shall we begin?" he asked in a low voice.
"Almost." Haiku said while Lucy reached for the lamp and switched it off, leaving the room in complete darkness.
"Now we can begin."
Without the light, everything had to be found by touch. It felt strange feeling Zim's three small fingers and toes and he crawled around and felt up their bodies.
"Mmm." Lucy moaned when Zim found her lips with his and began to gently caress her face. She shuddered when she felt his length rub against her flat stomach, giving Zim a chance to slide his tongue in. She tried to wrestle it for dominance, but the sudden feeling of her breasts being fondled by a pair of human hands made it too difficult to concentrate.
"Wow. I think these got bigger again." Haiku said as she gently squeezed her friends breasts.
"H-Haiku!" Lucy rasped out, her mouth still being explored by Zim's tongue. Her eyes widened as she felt his tongue not only slide further into her, but felt it begin to slither down her throat until it hit her stomach. He then began to wiggle it, making her squirm as she felt it move inside her, even as he pulled it back up into his mouth. "Ar...Are th...Are those...supp...supposed...to be that...long?" she panted.
"Nope. It gets longer after each time I have sex." he explained before slowly licking up her face.
"So it'll get longer after we have some fun?" Haiku asked as she felt around before finding his head and pulling him towards her.
"Indeed." he answered before locking lips with her, being as gentle to her as he was to Lucy. He began to stick his tongue out, but directed it out the side of their mouths and down her chin. She bit her lip when she felt it begin to wiggle and crawl around her breasts, his saliva coating them each time it passed over them. He jumped before growling in delight when she reached down and cupped his green ass and began to massage his cheeks. "You've got a nice touch."
"That's because you've got a nice ass." she whispered before running her tongue down Zim's, both getting a taste of each other.
"Hey! Don't forget me." Lucy whined as she felt around before grabbing something.
"Giyagarbflah!" she heard Zim grunt out.
"What is this?" Lucy asked as she felt whatever she grabbed pulse in her hand.
"That's...my penis!" Zim got out.
Lucy's eyes widened under her bangs as she felt how wide he was.
"How do you fit this inside anyone?!" she whispered in awe.
"Let me feel." said Haiku as she starting to feel around. She found her friend's arm and followed it to her hand before finally feeling Zim's length, the throbbing organ now being gripped by both woman. "Wow! This is bigger than I thought it was!"
"Yes, and sensitive!" Zim grunted.
"Oh really?" Haiku asked, her tone sending a red flag up in Zim's mind. She heard her whispering something, then Lucy giggling a moment afterwards before he felt them push him down onto the bed.
"Wait! What's going on?!" he demanded before he felt something huge and incredibly soft envelope his girth.
"Just seeing how sensitive you are." he heard Lucy giggle before he felt whatever was engulfing him move all over his rod, sending waves of pleasure throughout his body.
"I have no idea what you're doing, but don't stop!" he breathed as he felt his eyes roll upwards. He almost needed his Pak to reactivate him when he felt two wet appendages start to slither around his cock, mostly at the tip. He could hear them kissing something, but couldn't tell what since his mind starting to go haywire. He regain enough of himself when he started to feel himself reach his limit. "I'm about to lose it!" he warned.
Without warning, the softness faded, leaving him dick free in the dark and twitching, almost as if it was begging for release.
"W-What happened?! Don't leave me like this!" he groaned in disappointment.
"Shh." someone whispered as he felt a finger press against his lips. "Don't speak. And don't move."
Zim wanted to protest before he felt the bed shift, followed by someone's fingertips being gently placed against the side of his shaft. He wondered what was happening before he felt the familiar sensation of a woman's vagina being pressed against his tip.
"Hold it in." he heard Lucy said. He braced himself as he felt his penis slowly enter her. The moment he felt resistance was the moment someone jumped on him, his dick plunging all the way in and tearing their hymen all at once. He nearly lost it then and there, but held on as best he could, despite the pressure he felt bubbling inside his testicles. He heard someone whimpering in pain and the feeling of liquid coming out of her, so he kept still for a few moments. He started to feel whoever it was rise up before coming down again, his rod ramming into whomever was atop him. Whoever it was began to ride it at a steady rate, with Zim soon thrusting up in sync with them.
"How...much...longer?!" Zim grunted out as he felt the dam start to break. The silent wailing and vaginal walls clamping his dick gave the answer as he shot into whoever it was, his seed spewing inside her and filling her up. They rode their high together until he was finally spent, his dick shriveling after squeezing out the last of his sperm.
"So...how was he?" he heard Haiku ask.
"...Amazing!" Lucy slurred, sounding completely out of it.
"Sounds like it." he heard Haiku chuckle before gasping. "Whoa! He really filled you up! It almost feels like you're already pregnant!"
"Yeah...I feel like a water balloon." he heard Lucy said before grunting. "Careful! I don't want any to spill out." she said before he felt her slide off him.
"I don't think you can keep all that in there." she heard Haiku say while the bed shifted again.
"I gotcha." he heard Gaz say before he heard the other bed compress with added weight. "Just lie down. You'll get used to it if you don't move around too much."
"Is that how you handle having your womb filled each time?" Lucy asked.
"That or it's a side effect. Either way, the second time is much easier." Gaz answered.
"Hope you left some for me." Zim heard Haiku say before he felt something soft press against his face. "My turn~"
"Might take a moment after that session." he said before chuckling. "Of course, we could speed it up with a little...help."
"Help, you say?" she hummed before he felt a hand start to massage his limp dick and testicles, slowly stimulating him. "You mean like this?" The groan of pleasure he let out told her it was.
"Nngh! Gaz? What are you doing?" he heard Lucy whisper.
"Just having a little fun." Gaz answered.
"H-Hey! Don't lick down there!" the Loud goth protested.
"What's going on?" Haiku asked, her hand still massaging Zim's growing arousal.
"She's tr-trying to make me cum!" Lucy answered before giving out a small squeak. "Cut it out! Why are you doing this?!"
"Two reasons. One, I came to watch, but you two turned out the lights, so you've robbed me of that pleasure. Two, I'm curious about what Zim's seed will taste like coming out of another woman." Gaz answered.
"W-Well wait for Haiku and Zim to finish then!" Lucy whined.
"Sorry. Don't want to wait that long." she denied before feeling around Lucy's naked body. The goth would've shoved her hands away, but was too busy clamping her own hands shut between her legs to keep Zim's baby batter from spilling all over the bed. As such, she was at the mercy of Gaz as she felt her up. From the top of her head, to the tips of her toes, and everyone else in between. Nothing was left untouched by Gaz's wandering digits. All she could do was lie there and whimper as her own body was being stimulated by the blind touch. She whimpered when she felt Gaz lightly press on her stomach, which urged her to squeeze her legs harder together. "Come on, Lucy. Share with your friend." Gaz chuckled as she gently nudged her friend, making her breasts and stomach sway a bit. "Besides, you're acting like it won't happen again."
"Zi-Zim just got finished with Susie before coming here. He...He'll be worn out after he's done with Haiku!" Lucy whined, earning a laugh from Gaz.
"You wish. You have any idea how much stamina he's got? Need I remind you that he was trained by his planet's military?" Gaz explained before she felt for Lucy's face. When she found it, she leaned up towards her ear to whisper. "If you want more, then get more. After all, Zim can go all. Night. Long."
Each word seemed to make Lucy's heart pound harder, the thought of her and him going at it all night made her bite her lip.
"Well? Gaz asked her as she slid her hands down to Lucy's hands. When she tried to move them, Lucy offered no resistance this time.
"Hope you're hungry." Lucy answered, her legs shifting in the dark to allow Gaz access. "Better hurry though."
Gaz shot her an unseen grin before moving down Lucy's body until her head was between her legs. She followed up her inner thigh, leaving a trail of kisses along the way, before finding Lucy's leaking cunt. She took a long lick inside, making Lucy moan in delight while she savored the familiar taste of Zim's essence, with a hint of Lucy mixed in.
"Not bad." Gaz said before she started to slowly eat Lucy out, causing the woman to gasp in shock. She squirmed as Gaz drunk more and more that leaked out of her, the oral assault on her womanhood sending heat through her body. She turned her head towards the sound of Haiku panting, the sound of skin slapping against skin filling the dark room.
"Oh! Oh! Oh Zim! Zim! Yes! Yes! Harder!" Haiku begged in a whisper.
"Sounds like Haiku's having fun." she heard Gaz say before feeling her begging to eat her pussy out. She hugged herself with one arm while biting her thumb to keep from the screaming before she felt herself drawing close. Her eyes flew open and she lost it when she felt Gaz's tongue flick against her clit, causing her spray Gaz with her both her and Zim's fluid.
"Myaaaaah!" came Haiku's moan, the skin slapping sound ceasing. The only sound to fill the room was the sound of the two goths panting.
"Oh...wow..." Haiku groaned. "I want more...but...so full..."
"I can help with that." Gaz offered, her seductive chuckling filling the room. "Zim, while I help Haiku, why not help Lucy? She sounds like she wants a refill."
"Gladly."
-Some time later-
Zim groaned as he lay between a dazed Gaz and Lucy, with a smiling Haiku lying next to Lucy.
"I think I'm all tapped out." Zim muttered out.
"Same." the three woman agreed.
"Still, that was beyond what I had imagined it would be." Lucy said, a smile coming to her lips.
"Ready to see the damage?" Haiku asked, her hand having found the table lamp.
"Bring it." Gaz replied. Haiku turned the lamp out, illuminating the room in a soft glow. The four of them sat up, the action pushing some of Zim's seed out of them, and took a look around the room before their eyes widened.
The floor was practically a lake of fluids. The bed sheets were soiled in jizz. There were even large splatters on the wall for some reason.
The three were so focused on the walls that they didn't notice the absolute mess that was themselves, their bodies coated in alien sperm.
"...wow."
-Flashback ends-
"Yeah. Just fine." Lucy said with a smile.
"I'm just glad we cleaned up that mess and got showered before the others woke up." Haiku said in relief.
"Yeah. Though only enough to look presentable at the moment. We still need to burn all the sheets and other things we took and thoroughly scrub it from top to bottom." Lucy reminded her.
"Then we get the others to take over the mortuary, get your sister Lynn-"
"And wait for Zim to pick us up." Lucy finished for Haiku before the two started walking towards their cars. "How long do you think it'll be before those two go at it?"
"Knowing your sister? Not long." Haiku answered, getting a smile from both of them.
Lily and Zim were slowly kissing on a bed in a secluded section of the limo.
"I know I said it before, but thanks again for helping our town." Lily said in a grateful tone.
"Don't worry about it. Honestly, seeing people like that just boils my blood for some reason." Zim said before they went back to kissing.
"How do you think I'll be compared to my sister?" she asked with a coy smile.
"Don't know, but if you're anything like her, it'll be unforgettable." he answered before they started getting more passionate.
"Sheesh. Not even five minutes and you're already at each other." Tal laughed.
"I still have to get used to the idea of something watching me, no matter where I am on this thing." Lily sighed before she felt the bed itself pinch her ass.
"I heard that~"
"Touchy." Lily grumbled while Zim snickered. "Oh, laugh at me, will you?" Lily said before she jumped Zim, getting a bit wild for a moment before they stopped, the two lying on the floor and laughing. "I can already tell I'm going to have a lot of fun being with you guys."
"Let's just hope the others were have will feel the same. From what I've heard, jealousy can make hyumans very unpredictable, and sometimes hostile and violent."
"Maybe violent can be good." Lily said before rolling over on top of Zim, her weight pushing her breasts against his chest. "Especially in a fight where everyone wins." she finished, her voice a little lower and a faint blush on her cheeks. They turned redder when she felt Zim reach under her shorts and grabbed and massaged her ass. "Oooh~"
"You like when I touch you like that?" he asked her before he felt her run her lips across his left antenna, earning a sort of purr from him.
"You like your antenna touched like that?" she asked back. The two then turned it into a little game, both grabbing and fondling each other, asking if they liked being touched that way. It soon ended when they realized that Lily was stroking Zim through his shorts and Zim was squeezing her right breast with his tongue. The two stared at each other, both panting and red in the face, before they removed their clothing and hopped back into the bed, furiously kissing each other. As they did, a tiny camera appeared out of the wall and aimed down at the bed. It stared as the two moaned and thrashed underneath the sheets before Lily's head stuck out from under them, her hair out of it's usual ponytail. The bed shifted in a steady rhythm as Lily's moaning got louder. It wondered why it was watching so intently as it's lenses fogged up before it cleaned itself and continued viewing them.
"Yes! Yes! Giveittomgiveittomegiveittome!" Lily pleaded before she screamed. Her eyes were unfocused for a moment before they stared up at the ceiling, a smile coming to her face. She was soon joined by Zim as he stuck his head out next to hers. "Definitely glad I came along."
"So am I." Zim chuckled before giving her a soft peck on the cheek, making the youngest Loud blush.
"Can't wait to *yawn* do that again." she said before she suddenly felt tired. "Guess all the celebrating earlier took a lot out of me."
"We can have another go tomorrow if you want." he offered.
"Sounds like fun." she muttered before she yawned again. "Well, goodnight...Zim." she said before she fell asleep there.
"Good night, Lily." he said with a smile before slowly getting off the bed and getting dressed. "Computer. Lower levels."
"Right. Also, Gaz changed my designation to TAL." Tal whispered as it lowered Zim down.
"There you are." Gaz said from a couch she and all the other women were sitting on, the others laughing at a TV screen. "Get over here, quick!"
"What's all this?" Zim asked as he joined them on the couch.
"Tal. Play from the beginning." Gaz ordered.
"Play what? What is this?" Zim asked.
"Unedited footage of those two dirtbags 'breaking into' me." Tal answered before the screen came on, showing in big bold letters-
IDIOT THIEVES!
STARRING: HANK AND HAWK
"Idiot Thieves?" Zim asked as it switched to footage of the Hank and Hawk next to Tal.
"They couldn't find a door handle, so they tried to get in with other methods." Tal explained.
1.
The two were smashing crowbars against the side, trying to break it open.
2.
Hank had a sledgehammer and smashed it into the side, resulting in him being shaken by the vibrations going through the hammer.
3.
Hawk does some poses and lets our kung fu sounds before punching Tal, then falling to his knees a moment later and going "ow."
4.
Hank runs at the limo and throws a cinder block at it, only to have it bounce off and smack him in the face. He has a dazed smile as he wobbles around before falling flat on his face.
Everyone started snickering as they continued to watch the comedic attempts to get into the limo.
5.
There was screaming off screen that grew louder before it showed the two running at Tal at full speed until they slammed into the side. They stayed that way before they fell over.
6.
Hank stood next to Tal before saying "Open Sesame!" A door opened quickly and smacked him in the face before shutting, leaving him to stagger and grab his face. "Motherfu-"
7.
Hawk stood a littler further away from where Hank was and tried. "Open Sesame!" The door opened at the same speed and missed Hawk's face, but landed just on the tips of his toes. "GAAAAAA-"
"Guess he didn't back up far enough!" Marie chortled alongside the others.
"How are we seeing it from this angle?" Zim asked.
"I may have hacked into the security cameras and turned some back on. If not for evidence, then just for this." Tal explained.
8.
"Open Sesame!" Hank tried again, this time far enough away so that he wouldn't get hit at all. "Yes! Come on Hawk!" he said before the two walked towards it. The moment they got on, another door on the opposite side opened. They stared in confusion before the door they were on slammed shut, launching them out the other door.
"Bye Bye!" May laughed while waving her hand at the screen.
9.
"For crying out loud! Let us in, you stupid hunk of junk!" Hank yelled. A tiny compartment opened up in front of him, allowing a boxing glove to spring out and sock him in the face.
10.
Hawk ran up and kicked it, causing him to hop on the other leg while holding his injured one.
11.
Both were running around the entire length of the limo before they stopped, turned to face it, and blew some kazoos at it. They waited for a moment before Hank turned to Hank. "Maybe we did need more than kazoos?"
"What was that supposed to do?" Zim asked while tilting his head in confusion before they watched them try various other methods. The more they watched, the more they laughed.
23.
"OPEN U-U-U-P!" Hank begged while lamely pounding his fists against the side of the limo, with Hawk curled up on the ground and sobbing, both at their wits end. They turned to see another entrance open up, this time with stairs. "...did it work?"
"WHO CARES?! LET'S GET IN!" Hawk snapped before the two ran inside.
"Finally let them have a moment of victory?" Gaz asked with a smile.
"A short lived one. Now you're gonna see what I can really do to people who want to break into me." Tal said while giving off a cruel chuckle, the camera showing the two surrounded by various weapons and such.
()
Tak's ship was flying through the sky, with Dib at the helm. After many failed attempts to get in, he finally managed to convince it to let him fly on the grounds of finding Zim to destroy him, which was what she also wanted.
"I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE! YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN DENY!"
"Do we really have to listen to this?" he groaned, wondering what was up with the ship and butts.
"You got to pick the last song. This time, I'm picking the music!" the ship stated. Dib merely blocked out the song and glared ahead of him as the ship flew to where his father had said Gaz was at recently. A town called Peach Creek.
"I'm coming to find you Gaz. And together, we can find Zim and stop him, once and for all!" he declared.
A/N: I cannot tell you how many times I got stuck writing this chapter. I really wanted to have fun, but then I got too into it and let my mind just throw out all this. Hope you all enjoyed.
I do not own Baby Got Back or Yakety Sax or any other song. They belong to their owners.
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Natsumi/Mii from Jungle De Ikou: 1
Madame Sharley from One Piece: 1
Amande from One Piece: 1
Lori Loud: 1
Leni Loud: 1
Luna Loud: 1
Luan Loud: 1
Lana Loud: 1
Lola Loud: 1
Lisa Loud: 1