A/N: I'm positive that I messed up Fink's gamer tag, but I don't want to change it. Just saying.
"...This is it?" Fink asked in confusion. After she and Shannon stepped onto the limo, they saw that most of it was bare. The only part that had anything was the little space where everyone was hanging out, which consisted of an extra large couch built into the wall and one TV set. "This is all that's inside this limo?! It's practically empty!"
"Maybe they only had enough to look good from the outside?" Shannon shrugged while Fink merely groaned.
"As grateful as I am for the invitation, I think I'll just head back to my hotel room." Fink decided before turning to leave.
"Alright. But before you go, I have one thing to say." Gaz said, stopping the two before they left. When she saw them look back, she grinned. "Tal...the works."
In the span of a few seconds, the entirety of the limo's interior shifted from bland and empty to a lavishly decorated interior.
Gaz smiled while the two guests rubbed their eyes before looking at everything again, this time in awe.
"Did the whole limo just shapeshift?!" Shannon asked in shock.
"Nanotechnology. That's all we're saying." Gaz said while Fink and Shannon walked around and looked around.
"So your limo can shift to look and feel like anything?" Shannon asked, earning a nod from Gaz while she sat down on a couch. "Wow! I can shapeshift too, but still!"
"This sofa's so comfy~" Fink sighed as she laid down on her back on the section of couch and practically sank into it, the seat vibrating and massaging her entire backside. "And this is just the limo? What's your house like?"
"At the moment, the limo is my house. We're travelling around until we can find a place for Zim to build a new home." Gaz explained. "And then we're all moving into it."
"All? You mean them too?" Fink asked, gesturing to the Kankers, Susie, and Lily.
"Yeah. It's...complicated." Gaz said while waving her hand in a so-so manner. Fink cupped her thin and thought for a moment before whispering to Gaz.
"Do those complications involve your boyfriend being an alien?" she asked. Gaz blinked before chuckling.
"What gave it away?" Gaz asked with a smile.
"A combination of his bad disguise mixed with the fact that I've met a few other aliens in my life." Fink answered.
"Should I be worried about you ratting me out?" Zim asked. Fink and Gaz looked to see Zim and the other women had huddled around to listen to them.
"Next time, move to another section of the limo, or just walk outside." Marie suggested with a smirk.
"But she does raise a good point." Susie spoke up. "Will you spill the beans?"
"Don't worry. I don't care if he's an alien." Fink said with a shrug before throwing him a look. "Just don't be like a certain dumbass alien guy I know of."
"How am I'm supposed to not be like someone I don't know?" Zim asked, earning a snicker from Fink.
"FINK!" Shannon shouted as she ran over towards them all before hopping in place in front of them. "FINKFINKFINKFINK! Guess what?! This limo can make a karaoke machine with every song in it's library! And look at these little guys!" she squealed before bringing up Gir and Minimoose. "Little robots too!"
"HI MASTER!" Gir cheered.
"Squeak!"
"Shannon. You're a robot." Fink stated.
"Yeah, but these guys are just adorable!" Shannon said with glee before running off to sing karaoke with them.
"Excitable, isn't she?" Gaz asked.
"She was a robot? I thought that was just some metallic body suit she wore." Lee said while looking at Shannon scroll through songs to sing.
"Nah. My stepdad built her. Then he married my boss, who I see as a father, and you know the rest." Fink explained. "Anyway, about your boyfriend?" she said, gesturing to Zim, who had taken off his disguise. "You look like a big bug of sorts."
"I'm not. I'm from a planet called Irk." Zim said, deciding to just wing it since she knows about aliens. "I was sent here as banishment...while foolishly thinking I was given a mission." he sighed out the last part in embarrassment and sadness.
"Say what now?" Fink said in confusion before being lead away by Gaz.
"Come with me. I'll explain." Gaz said as she, Zim, and Fink walked off to be alone, but stopped and turned to the other women. "Keep her company?" she said while pointing towards Shannon, then continued to walk. The other five women looked at Shannon as she and Gir began to sing karaoke, with Minimoose bobbing to the song.
"OH WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO...FUNKY TOWN?! WON'T YOU TAKE ME TO...FUNKY TOWN!?" the two robots sang.
Zim and the two gamer girls had ascended to the upper level of the limo and had Tal cut them off, giving them privacy for Zim and Gaz to explain.
"So you were sent here to get you out of the way so you wouldn't ruin...what was it again? Operation: Impending Doom II?" Fink asked after hearing the story.
"Yeah. I messed up Impending Doom I when I went crazy and used a mech to start terrorizing everyone. I couldn't even wait to get off planet to do some damage." Zim groaned at his own stupidity. "The more I think about all the things I've done, the more I see how much of a nuisance I was."
"Yeah. I'm surprised they didn't kill you." Fink said.
"Actually, they've tried multiple times, yet I kept surviving." Zim answered before he started chuckling. "They were even on the verge of erasing me after the Control Brains declared me defective."
"I remember you telling me that before." Gaz said with a smile. "How the Control Brains went bonkers after absorbing the data from your Pak."
"It's the only reason I'm still alive." Zim said before holding his arms out like he was holding a steering wheel. "Even let me fly the Massive for 10 minutes."
"Wow. You must be the luckiest irken alive." Fink said with a laugh before calming down. "So after you stopped trying to take over the earth, you went through life pretending to be a human and started up a video game company?"
"That's right. With my knowledge, I was able to use earth technology and started making advanced VR systems. Made a killing when the Grace Company bought a load of VR systems for their many arcades."
"Anyone associated with those guys are bound to make a lot of cash." Fink smirked before it fell to a frown. "But you still didn't answer my earlier question. About those other women."
"Oh yeah. Well...actually, it's best I explain after the tournament. Don't want to win because you can't concentrate." Gaz said.
"Oh come on! Now I'm curious!" Fink whined.
"Uh uh. Not telling~" Gaz sang with a shake of her head, making Fink pout before turning to Zim. All he did was make the motion of zipping his lips.
"Ugh! Fine! But tell me after I win the tournament, alright?" Fink said.
"Sure. We'll tell you after I win." Gaz decided with a smug smirk. Both women were now glaring at each other with competitive grins while Zim just looked at them both.
"Alright." Fink said with a nod. "And I want to hear every detail."
"Every detail?" Gaz asked.
"Every. Detail." Fink repeated with narrowed eyes. Gaz merely grinned at her response.
"Deal. But for now?" she said before a gaming system and TV popped out of the wall, two controllers appearing in front of Gaz. "Want to crack some noob skulls?" she asked while holding one out to Fink. The rat woman blinked at the sudden request before grinning.
"Let's." Fink nodded before joining Gaz on the couch that popped up and taking the controller.
"Don't stay up too late." Zim said, sounding like a parent as he left them to play. "Unless you feel like getting so tired you let the others win. Like Iggins."
"Fuck that noise!" Fink yelled.
"Tal. Set a timer. One hour, then you force the game off." Gaz ordered.
"Done." Tal obeyed.
Time passed as Fink and Gaz played games while Shannon sang her metallic heart out, with the other occupants either clapping or joining in.
"Time's up!" Tal declared before shutting the game off. Luckily, she had given them a few warnings, so they were ready.
"That was fun." Fink chuckled before standing up and stretching. "The other teams didn't stand a chance against us."
"You got that right." Gaz agreed as she stretched as well. "Well, I'm gonna be heading to bed soon. Gonna need plenty of sleep to kick your ass in whatever game they're gonna have us play."
"Whatever it is, I'll be ready to thrash you after I deal with everyone else." Fink boasted before she, Gaz, and Zim were lowered to the main level of the limo, where Shannon and the others were still singing. Fink was about to stop her stepsister's singing before realizing that Shannon wasn't in the tournament and didn't need to leave. "Hey, you mind if she stays here a bit longer? She looks like she's having a lot of fun."
"Sure. Heck, you can both stay the night if you want. We got plenty of room." Gaz offered.
"Tempting, but I already paid for a room at a nearby hotel, so I'm going to use it." Fink politely declined.
"Alright then." Gaz shrugged. After informing Shannon of what was happening, the robot women decided to stay and hang out with the others while Fink left to return to the hotel. Gaz, needing sleep for the tournament, decided to turn in for the night, with Tal keeping the section she was sleeping in quiet as a mouse while the others had fun.
-Morning-
Fink was smiling as she strode towards Gaz's limo to pick up her sister and wake Gaz and them up for the tournament. They still had a good few hours before it started, but she wanted to hang with them a little before then.
"Hey Tal. Everyone still sleeping?" she asked from outside the limo.
"Hey Fink. And everyone's up, actually. Zim left earlier though. Said something about needing to make a call and to check on something." Tal explained before the door opened for her, showing Gaz standing there with a smile. She was wearing a black top that exposed alot of her cleavage and stomach without showing too much to be considered too revealing. She had on a choker with a skull on it, wore gray leggings and arm sleeves with black stripes, purple shorts, and black boots.
"Come on in." Gaz invited before moving aside to let Fink in.
"Hi Fink." the present occupants greeted, earning a wave from the rat woman.
"You hungry? We're gonna hit a restaurant for breakfast when Zim gets back." Gaz asked.
"Sure. I want a full stomach before I whoop everyone's ass." Fink snickered, earning an eye roll from Gaz. "Did Shannon stay here? She wasn't in our room when I woke up."
"Yeah. She's on the upper level. She was having so much fun singing that she's still doing it in her sleep." Gaz said with a chuckle as she and Fink were raised to the upper level.
"Oi vey." Fink sighed with a smile when she saw Shannon asleep on a couch, microphone still in her hand.
"zzzzzdon't need tozzzzzzwalk around in circleszzzzz." she sang between snores, making both gamers snicker at her words.
"Hey hey! Can your ship withstand sharp weapons like, say, a reinforced saw blade?" Fink whispered to Gaz.
"Yeah. Why?" Gaz asked. Fink held a finger to her lips before leaning over towards Shannon and cupping her hands around her mouth.
"Shannon. Darrell's reading your diary again." she whispered before jumping back.
"YOU'RE SCRAP, DARRELL!" the robotic woman roared as she shot up off the couch, flailing her saw blade limbs everywhere in a fit of rage before stopping and glaring around. She blinked when she saw she was inside the disguised ship, which didn't get a scratch from her attack, before turning to a laughing Gaz and Fink. "It's not funny, Fink!" Shannon snapped.
"They why are we laughing?!" Fink asked with a big grin while Shannon crossed her arms and pouted.
"What I miss?" Zim asked as he ascended to the upper level.
"Just teasing Shannon. You done with whatever?" Gaz asked.
"Yep. We ready to get breakfast?" he asked. Gaz nodded before ordering Tal to take them to a nearby restaurant.
"Woohoo! Breakfast!" Lily cheered.
The group had ordered a massive to-go order from a local restaurant and were now enjoying their food on a long table while Tal drove them back towards the tournament.
"Pancakes, hash browns, bacon, eggs, yogurt, and so much more!" Lily listed off as everyone ate together.
"Thanks for picking up my order. You didn't have to though." Fink said before biting into her breakfast burrito.
"Eh. Felt like being nice." Gaz shrugged before turning to Shannon, who was enjoying a stack of pancakes. "I'd ask how a robot could eat, but Gir eats all the time."
"You say something?" the robot woman asked, not really paying attention before going back to her own food.
"She's like that." Fink said with a shrug before tossing a small hash brown in the air and catching it in her mouth. "So Zim. You know what they're going to be having us do today?"
"Nope. And even if I did, I wouldn't be allowed to say." Zim answered while he drank from his chocolate shake.
"What's wrong? Afraid you can't win without a hint?" Gaz teased.
"Fink doesn't need help to crush her opponents." Shannon bragged.
"Let us save the smack talk until after breakfast, please?" Susie asked as she quietly ate her toast.
"Alright." Fink sighed before throwing another hash brown up and catching it in her mouth. "Can I ask a question about the new VR system?"
"Like what?" Zim asked.
"Like what else is there? There's no way that all the good stuff was shown!" she said while turning to Zim and Gaz, an excited look in her eyes. "Tell me!"
"You're right." Gaz answered with a grin. "It's so much more. I know. I got to play a demo of the next Vampire Piggy Slayer game that's to come out for it. You can feel the sword cutting through the little piggies as you slash them to pieces, and the weight of the cloak if you decide to change the settings to make it look like you're wearing it."
"Oh man! I am definitely winning that VR system!" Fink declared before throwing another hash brown up. She tried to catch it, but it bounced off her head. She flinched and tried to grab it, but only sent it flying off towards Gaz. She tried to catch it, but it hit her chin and landed right between her breasts.
"3 Point Shot!" Gir announced before giggling while Gaz looked to Fink with a sly smile.
"Want it back?" she asked while lightly squishing her breasts together with her upper arms to push the fried bit of potato up a bit, making Fink blush at the action before furiously shaking her head.
"N-No thanks!" she said before shifting her eyes away from Gaz, wondering why she was suddenly seeing Gaz in a very different light.
"If she won't take it, I will." Gaz heard Zim say before feeling something slimy wiggle between her breasts, sending a shiver down her spine at the feeling. She blushed as she saw the familiar sight of Zim's tongue sticking up from between her tits and wrap around the hash brown before being slowly dragged down into her cleavage. She looked at Zim as he pulled his long tongue out from under her shirt and brought the piece of food between his teeth before he ate it and licked his lips. "Delicious." he said with a smile that Gaz slowly matched.
"Tal." was all she said before the limo sent the two to the upper level, leaving Gir, Minimoose, and seven blushing women all around the food.
"That...was hot." Fink whispered, her eyes wide and staring at where Zim and Gaz were a moment ago.
"I think I'm going to need a better cooling system." Shannon muttered as she also stared.
"Master and scary lady are gonna fuck!" Gir bluntly said with a smile, making the two guests blush even more.
"Hey, Tal. Can you drop us off? We'll just walk back from here." Fink quickly asked.
"Not a good idea. The tournament area's too far on foot, even if you ran. You would most likely be listed as missing and it would count as forfeiting." Tal said, making Fink groan. "If you like, I can offer you a cold shower if it'll help."
"Yes please!" said Fink before blinking when she realized that all the other women said the same thing.
"Can you just pipe the water into my cooling system?" Shannon asked.
"Much better." Shannon said as a pipe of ice cold water ran into her body while steam came out. She sat in the shower room that Tal made for everyone and enjoyed the cool feeling.
"You got that right." Fink agreed as she let the cold water run down her body. On her request, she had asked for her's and Shannon's part to be separated from the others by a wall, giving the two a little privacy. After cooling down, the women decided to wash themselves as well. They could all still hear each other on their own sides, so they decided to try and pass the time with conversation and, though they'd deny it, keep their minds off of Zim and Gaz going at it on the upper level.
"So what made you all decide to come along with Gaz and Zim?" Fink asked as she lathered herself up with some soap.
"We can't say the general reason since Gaz asked us not to if you asked." Lee answered. "But we can tell you a bit about our own personal reasons."
"What'd they do? Save you guys?" Shannon asked with a chuckle.
"Actually, yeah." May answered while scrubbing her feet.
"Really? How?" Shannon asked, now with genuine curiosity.
"I guess we'll start with me, since my home was their first stop." Creepy Susie began before she told her story, minus the parts about the sex and Zim's new mission. She explained about them coming to her town, the oppression she and her friends suffered, how Jared tried to rape her, and how they all saved the town and rooted out all the problems caused by the Hill people.
"Wow." Fink said in stunned surprise. "My dads are bad guys themselves, but that's just wrong."
"You poor woman!" Shannon sniffled, feeling sorry for Susie.
"It was a rough life. One that I had been tempted to end myself a few times." Susie admitted before smiling. "But now the nightmare is over and I am now, here I am."
"And now you're here in this huge ship that acts like a mobile palace." Fink said with a chuckle.
"Actually, Gaz did not get the ship until after our time in Peach Creek." Susie corrected.
"And that's where we come in." Marie spoke up before she and her sisters began their tale. Gaz's Lamborghini breaking down, them towing it to their former boss's garage, him calling a chop shop to take it and trying to pin the blame on them, the fire, and Zim rescuing Marie.
"So they waited the whole 10 days to see if you were okay?" Shannon asked.
"Yeah. The others sent me get well cards and such, despite all the bullying we did as kids." Marie answered.
"That was nice of them. Sucks about what happened to Gaz's car though. All that work just to have it go up in flames. Literally." Fink said as she rinsed the shampoo from her hair.
"Yeah. But while I was resting, Zim called his leaders and asked for a ship. They found his current progress to be enough to earn it." May answered.
"And that's when I joined the picture." Tal spoke up.
"Zim must really like Gaz if he gave you to her." Shannon said with a smile.
"Like is an understatement. Those two are passionately in love with each other." Tal replied.
"I could tell by their actions earlier...which you just made me remember." Fink huffed as images of Zim and Gaz giving those deep looks earlier came back.
"A-Anyway, when does Lily enter the picture?" Shannon quickly asked.
"When these guys arrived at my dad's restaurant." Lily answered before telling her story. How her hometown of Royal Woods was having a lot of people lose their homes and businesses because of Tetherby, like her father's restaurant. One of her sisters losing her business while another was thrown in jail. How her parents were about to lose their home before Gaz had the FBI show up and had Tetherby arrested and convicted for all his wrongdoings.
"How many people chased after him?" Fink asked.
"This many." Tal answered as a screen popped up next to her, showing her everyone chasing Tetherby around the area, complete with Yakety Sax playing.
"HAHAHAHA! That's hilarious!" Shannon laughed alongside Fink as they watched the comedic moment.
"Let us see!" came Lee's voice. Another screen popped up next to the larger group of women, showing the same video and making them all roar with laughter.
"Having fun, are we?" Gaz said as she walked into the shower with the larger group.
"Hi Gaz." they all greeted.
"Showering after your little romp with Zim?" Lily teased, earning a playful shove from Gaz.
"I can't exactly show up as I am now." she chuckled. "People will wonder what happened."
"What are you talking about?" Shannon asked as she extended her neck to lift her head up over the wall. She saw all of them were nude as the day they were born before honing in on Gaz. Her eyes widened and looked ready to bug out of her head when she saw Gaz's current state. "You...You...You!" she stuttered on repeat before her eyes suddenly faded to black and her body went limp.
"Whatever it is she saw, it just made her shut down!" Fink said in shock before looking up at the wall. She was so tempted to look, but the thought of what was on the other side actually scared her. "Nope! Not looking! We're out!" she declared before dragging Shannon out of the shower area. When they were fully gone, Tal dropped the wall to reveal Gaz with a stomach swollen to the point of looking over 9 months pregnant with twins.
"What's her deal?" Gaz asked. They all looked at each other before laughing. "Alright. Time for me to wash up and empty myself." she said as she stepped into the water. She let the water relax her muscles and was about to unclench her vagina to let Zim's spunk out, only to feel two pairs of hands gently grab her arms. She looked to see Marie and May on her right and Susie and Lily on her left, with Lee standing in front of her. "What's going on?" she asked.
"Nothing much. We just want to help you is all." Lee answered. "Besides, the sudden shower interrupted our breakfast, so we're all still a little hungry."
"Luckily, you came in with a protein packed meal." Marie chuckled while gently poking Gaz's stomach, making the woman blush at the implications.
"My sister Lucy told me about what you did to her while she and Haiku had their turn." Lily whispered into her ear. "And now I want to try."
"I don't know." Gaz said with a smile and a blush. "You guys may not have what it takes to make me give it up so easily.
"We'll see~" Susie giggled before she slowly licked Gaz's ear before the women all descended upon Gaz.
The tournament was twenty minutes away from starting, and Gaz was nowhere to be seen.
"Where is she?" Fink asked in a worried tone while looking around. The moment the limo had arrived, she and Shannon, who Fink had to reactivate, had entered the building a long time ago. She had asked Tal about Gaz, but all Tal said was that Gaz was busy and would come to the tournament before it started. That was over an hour ago. "Maybe I should go get her."
"Why bother? She's probably too scared to face me." she heard Iggins say as he approached her. "After all, she knows she can't beat the best."
"Neither can you. And I know, because I'm the best." Fink said with a smirk while glaring at Iggins. "And I don't need to use noobish dick moves to win."
"It's a legit strategy!" Iggins snapped, his spit landing on her face.
"Doesn't matter." said Gaz as she approached them, her belly back to normal. "Because it won't be enough for you to win."
"There you are. I was afraid you weren't gonna make it. What kept you?" Fink asked. Gaz merely chuckled and smiled at her.
"Oh good. Now I have a chance to stomp you too." Iggins boasted. Gaz didn't even react to him as she and Fink walked off to chat until the tournament started.
And that time came real soon.
"AND WE ARE BACK EVERYONE ON THE SECOND AND FINAL DAY OF THE SKARL3T ROUT1N3 GAME TOURNAMENT! RETURNING WITH US IS ME, YOUR HOST, STAN LAVEZ. WE ALSO HAVE OUR COMMENTATORS, BILL KONSIF AND JIMMY WOCKSON, ALONG WITH OUR SPECIAL GUEST, ZIM OVIRK!" The three waved to everyone from where they sat, with Zim sitting near the prizes so he could give them to the winner. "TODAY, ONE OF THESE 16 GAMERS IS GOING TO TAKE WITH THEM THE $250,000 AND THE GAMESLAVE VR 2: HOME EDITION SET!" The crowd roared in excitement as a large check showing the amount of money presented and VR system were next to each other and being lit up with a spotlight. "NOW LET'S GET OUR GAME ON EVERYONE!"
"TODAY'S GAME THAT OUR 16 COMPETITORS WILL BE PLAYING IS...MORTAL KOMBAT 11!" Jimmy announced.
"MORTAL KOMBAT! A GAME THAT'S BEEN WITH US SINCE THE EARLIEST CONSOLES, AND STILL LOVED THE WORLD OVER!" Bill said, a hint of nostalgia in his tone.
"YEAH. I STILL GOT A COPY OF THE FIRST ONE." Jimmy said with a smile before turning to the jumbo screen as it brought up a picture of each remaining contestant next to each other. It then showed them being randomized before being put into brackets, showing who would be challenging whom in the tournament.
"Alright! Gaz and Fink will be fighting each other in the finals!" Lily cheered when she saw the roster had set them far enough to be on opposite sides. She and her group of friends had found Shannon and, after quickly explaining that Gaz wasn't pregnant and that Zim just had a lot of sperm in him, found the seats they had yesterday and sat next to each other again.
"If she doesn't fall prey to Iggins dirty tactics." Susie said while pointing towards Iggins photo. They studied the roster to find that, if Iggins won twice, he would be going up against Fink.
"Maybe I could sneak him out back and have a little word with him?" Shannon said while her hand turned into a saw blade.
"How about we not and just let Fink kick his ass?!" Lily hastily begged, not looking the look in Shannon's eyes.
"ALRIGHT EVERYONE! THE FIRST MATCH IS ABOUT TO BEGIN! EACH MATCH WILL BE BEST THREE OUT OF FIVE! FIRST TO THREE WINS WILL ADVANCE!" Bill announced as the first two players sat down at the computers. They each selected their preferred characters and began to fight it out.
"Sheesh. First match up and one of them is just mashing the keys." Shannon groaned.
"At least they're not jumping everywhere like their opponent." Marie stated as they watched the other guy jump everywhere. "COME ON! STOP JUMPING AND START PUNCHING ALREADY!"
The match, however, went by with the two sticking to their tactics of button mashing and arena jumping. After a while, the jumper was the victor.
"Well that was boring." Lee grumbled. "Who even let these guys in?"
"They did win yesterday's games of Fall Guys, so they got to play." May answered.
"And that jumper is Gaz's next opponent after she thrashes this guy." Marie pointed out as Gaz and another player sat at the computers. Gaz picked Noob Saibot while her opponent picked Scorpion. They watched the match begin and the other guy show a bit more skill than the first two players, though that didn't help them at all against Gaz. The only two hits they threw were guarded before Gaz went ballistic on their ass, sending out a massive combo that dropped their health down to a little over 30% before shaving the rest off with another combo. The crowd cheered after the onslaught from the first round, amazed at the sight of her character teleporting around and keeping the combos going without any wasted movement.
"YIKES! GAZ MEMBRANE IS NOT PULLING ANY PUNCHES!" Bill said as the second round started, with Gaz tearing into her opponent once more.
"Ha! They're panic smashing!" Lily laughed as they watched the poor soul start hitting keys while Gaz brutalized them. The whole audience began to laugh when, after having their health hit 0, the poor sod threw the keyboard into the air before storming off towards the exit like a child.
"Pfft! She made them rage quit!" snickered Lily.
"WELL, THAT JUST HAPPENED." Jimmy said before shrugging. "THEY LEFT, SO GAZ MEMBRANE ADVANCES!"
"I'M JUST GLAD THEY DIDN'T THROW THE KEYBOARD AT US AGAIN!" Bill laughed as the next players sat down and played. Everyone watched as the players were eliminated one at a time before they got to Iggins match. The glares and boos he got didn't deter him as he laid waste to his opponent with Jade, and by constantly using her uppercut move. Nobody would've blamed the girl he was playing against if she left, but she kept on trying to win. Sadly, all three rounds ended with Iggins getting flawless victories. "AND IGGINS ADVANCES." Bill said with a sigh. He said something else with a frown, but covered the mic to keep it from being heard while the crowd booed Iggins.
"One step closer to the prize!" Iggins said with a grin as he waddled off to let the next set of gamers play.
"That guy is really starting to get on my nerves." Lee huffed.
"Yours, mine, and everyone else's too." Susie added as the next two players played. After a close fight of five rounds, one emerged the winner.
"Alright! Now it's Fink's turn!" Shannon said in delight as she watched Fink and another player sit down at the computers. The match began and the two fought. Shannon's smile slowly faded before she just looked on in confusion. "Huh?"
"What's she doing?" Lee asked.
"She's playing...but it doesn't look she's fighting as well as I thought she would." Lily analyzed.
She wasn't the only one confused as others were wondering the same thing.
"Shouldn't she be thrashing the other guy by now?"
"She's ahead, but she's not doing much. Mostly blocking and counters."
"Maybe the competition's getting to her?"
The crowd continued to watch as Fink dragged the fight on throughout the rounds, winning only because she had more health than her opponent when the timer hit zero.
"AN ODD WAY OF WINNING, BUT IT'S STILL A WIN. FINK VENOMOUS ADVANCES!" Jimmy announced while Fink merely smiled and left the computer.
"HAHAHA! If that's all she's got, then I'm gonna grind her into paste! That is, if she can manage to win against her next fight!" Iggins taunted, earning annoyed looks from the other competitors. The others played until they got to the next set of matches, and not much changed. Gaz showed no mercy, Iggins either spammed moves or kept using pokes and projectile attacks, and Fink played just well enough to have more health when the timer hit zero.
"This is bizarre. Fink should've pulverized the other players within seconds." Shannon said while throwing Fink a confused frown.
"Maybe it's a plan of hers? Like with how she advanced yesterday with that Fall Guys game." Lily wondered aloud.
"You think so?" May asked as the pictures of the final four contestants were up on the screen. Gaz was facing off against someone name Joseph McGribbins while Iggins was facing off against Fink.
"THE SEMI-FINALS ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN EVERYONE!" Bill said, getting everyone to look at the jumbo screen. Gaz picked Kitana while Joseph picked Jax. As usual, Gaz showed no mercy, but her opponent wasn't giving up without a fight. He'd managed a lucky counter or two and performed a perfect guard, but that didn't stop Gaz from utterly annihilating their fighter in a bloody fashion.
"BRUTALITY! KITANA WINS!"
"AND AFTER ANOTHER THREE ROUND WIN, GAZ MEMBRANE ADVANCES TO THE FINALS!" Jimmy declared.
"WAY TO GO, GAZ!" May cheered alongside the others. Even Shannon joined in with them despite being on Fink's side.
"AND NOW, OUR SECOND SEMI-FINAL MATCH! FINK VENOMOUS VS. IGGINS!" Bill announced. The crowd cheered for Fink while throwing boos at Iggins as the two got to their computers.
"If she loses to him, I'm going to smack her!" Shannon threatened.
"With the sawblades?" Lily asked with a worried tone.
"We'll see." Shannon growled as they picked their characters. Iggins chose Jade again while Fink chose Scorpion.
The players were picked, the match started, and Fink...was losing to Iggins. The crowd was stunned as Fink not only lost to Iggins, but it was a flawless victory.
"What. The fuck. Was that?!" Lee asked, utterly gobsmacked at what she just saw.
"If it's a strategy of hers, it doesn't look like a good one!" Marie exclaimed.
"COME ON, FINK! YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!" Shannon roared. She wasn't the only one as the audience was practically yelling the same thing. Sadly, all they got to see was Fink being dominated by Iggins once again, making it 2-0 against her. "This cannot be happening! Fink can't lose to that fat cheating blob! She just can't!"
"Maybe she's throwing the fight to let Gaz finish him off?" May suggested.
"FUCK THAT SHIT! FINK! DO SOMETHING ALREADY!" Shannon shouted as the third match started.
"This is almost too easy!" Iggins laughed as he had Jade smack Fink's Scorpion around, slowly shaving away at his health with cheap attacks. "First the rat bitch, then Gaz. And then everyone will know who the best gamer is!" he chuckled as he imagined himself holding and playing the VR 2, with Gaz and Fink crying like little babies, a giddy smile coming to his lips.
The audience was starting to fear the worst as Fink's health was entering the red.
"I can't watch this!" Lily yelped while covering her eyes.
"Don't be so sure." Susie said, earning their attention. "I think Fink has a plan."
"Oh yeah?! What makes you say that?!" Shannon asked.
"She's smiling." Susie replied. They all blinked before looking to see Fink was, in fact, grinning at the screen.
"THIS MAY BE IT FOLKS!" Jimmy announced, he and Bill looking just as worried as the audience as they watched the match.
"Bye bye, rat bitch!" Iggins grinned as he moved in to finish Fink off.
"Gotcha~" Fink smirked as her fingers moved.
The audience watched as Fink's Scorpion suddenly began to lay into Iggin's Jade with a massive combo before ending it with his Fatal Blow, completely draining Jade's health all the way down to zero.
"What the?!" Iggins yelped at the sudden turn around.
"Is it over?" Lily asked while peeking out from between her fingers.
"Nope." Susie said with a small smile as the 4th round started. "The slaughter is only beginning."
Iggins growled as he began rapidly pressing the keys and mouse, but it was absolutely useless under Fink's onslaught.
"AND FINK IS COMPLETELY MOPPING THE FLOOR WITH IGGINS EVERYONE!" Jimmy commented as the audience watched with growing excitement, cheering after Fink won again. With the match now 2-2, it was all down to the fifth and final round. "ONE MORE ROUND WILL DECIDE WHO WILL ADVANCE TO THE FINALS!"
"COME ON FINK! SLAUGHTER THAT FATSO!" Lee roared while Shannon bounced in her seat with a big grin.
"I am not losing! I am the best!" Iggins seethed to himself as the match started. He began to use every dirty trick and cheap tactic to try and win.
All of which just made Fink chuckle before her fingers danced across the keyboard and mouse.
"AND FINK IS KICKING, PUNCHING, AND THROWING IGGINS EVERYWHERE!" Bill laughed as everyone watched the carnage, with Iggins practically smashing the keyboard in his desperate attempt to comeback.
"FINISH HER!"
"Nonononononono!" Iggins screamed as he smashed all the buttons to do something to keep from losing.
"Game over, fatass." Fink said as she had input the command on her keyboard. Everyone watched as her Scorpion launched his hook into Iggin's Jade before jumping over her and burrowing into the ground, the hot chain scorching her down the middle as Scorpion burrowed under her before coming back up, allowing the super heated chain to slice her down the middle.
"OOOH! NASTY!" Bill commented with a grin.
"FATALITY! SCORPION WINS!"
"AND THAT'S IT FOR THE SEMI-FINALS, FOLKS! FINK VENOMOUS WILL BE FACING OFF AGAINST GAZ MEMBRANE IN THE FINALS!" Jimmy roared while Bill danced next to him.
The crowd erupted into cheers after watching Iggins lose, with Shannon and Gaz's friends all cheering the loudest.
"NOOOOOO!" Iggins shrieked at the top of his lungs while flinging both the keyboard and computer monitor into the air. "THERE'S NO WAY I LOST TO YOU! YOU WERE BARELY DOING ANYTHING UNTIL THAT THIRD ROUND! YOU MUST'VE USED SOME CHEAP TRICKS TO WIN! I DEMAND A REMATCH!"
"UH OH! LOOKS LIKE IGGINS ISN'T TAKING HIS LOSS TOO WELL!" Bill laughed.
"SHUT UP! I DID NOT LOSE!" he declared before turning to a smiling Fink. "I WAS KICKING YOUR ASS UNTIL THE THIRD ROUND BEFORE YOU SUDDENLY STARTED BEATING ME! I CALL FOUL!"
"AH, PUT A SOCK IN IT, YA SORE LOSER!" yelled one of the contestants that Iggins beat earlier.
"YEAH! EVERYONE'S BEEN WATCHING HER PLAY! THERE'S NO WAY SHE COULD'VE CHEATED!"
"AND YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE ACCUSING HER OF USING CHEAP TRICKS AFTER THE CHEAP MOVES YOU USED TODAY!"
"AND YESTERDAY! EVERYONE SAW YOU USE THAT DICK MOVE IN FALL GUYS!"
Soon the crowd joined in with more booing and insults, who just glared at everyone around him.
"LOSER!"
"NOOB!"
"JERK!"
"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS, YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE PISSANTS! I'M THE BEST GAMER EVER! YOU GUYS ARE NOTHING BUT SCRUBS WHO CAN'T TELL A JOYSTICK FROM D-PAD!" he yelled before he was suddenly set upon by security! "GET OFF ME! I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!" he roared as the started to slowly drag him away. "THIS IS BULLSHIT! I AM THE BEST GAMER! THE BEEEEST!"
"WELL, THAT JUST HAPPENED." Bill said before clearing his throat. "NOW THEN, LET'S GET ON WITH THE FINALS!"
"WHILE THEY'RE SETTING UP FOR THE FINAL MATCH, LET'S GET AN INTERVIEW WITH OUR TWO FINALISTS." Stan said as he approached Gaz. "MISS MEMBRANE, YOUR LAST FEW MATCHES HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT BRUTAL BLOODBATHS. DO YOU FEEL THAT YOU CAN PULL OFF ONE MORE VICTORY AND CLAIM THE PRIZE?"
"Honestly, I don't know. I've watched Fink play yesterday and today. She'll probably be the greatest challenge I'll have since I started gaming." Gaz commented. "Of course, I'm not going to just roll over and die. I'm winning this thing and taking that VR system!"
"I LIKE YOUR CONFIDENCE!" he said before he quickly hurried over to Fink. "MISS VENOMOUS! THAT TURN AROUND AT THE END WAS SPECTACULAR! BUT I MUST ASK YOU A COUPLE OF QUESTIONS ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE ELSE HERE. WHY DID YOU USE SUCH TACTICS DURING YOUR FIRST TWO MATCHES, AND WHAT WAS WITH YOUR MATCH AGAINST IGGINS?"
"I wanted to be careful since I saw that Iggins and I were in the same bracket. If he had seen me play, he may have devised a strategy against me, so I made it look like I was out of it during my matches." Fink answered.
"I SEE! THROWING HIM OFF HIS GAME, HUH?! A GUTSY MOVE, BUT IT WAS STILL AMAZING!" Stan commented before walking off while the two gamer girls approached each other.
"Not going to tell him the truth?" Gaz asked with a grin.
"What? That I let Iggins think he was going to win just watch him go nuts when I thrashed him at the last second?" Fink replied with a cruel chuckle. "Nah. Now, I think it's time you and I finally figure out which of us is the best."
"You'll find out when I'm walking away with that prize." Gaz said with a smug smile.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! THE SKARL3T ROUT1N3 FINAL MATCH!" Stan announced, sending everyone into a frenzy. "THE WINNER OF THIS FINAL MATCH WILL RECIEVE THE $250,000 AND GSVR 2: HOME EDITION! 400 PLAYED, BUT NOW ONLY TWO REMAIN! WHO WILL BE THE WINNER?!"
"GO GAZ!"
"YOU CAN DO IT FINK!"
"BUT NOW, A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA FOR THE FINALS! FOR THESE TWO GAMER GIRLS SHALL BE BATTLING IT OUT...IN VR!" Stan announced, making everyone go nuts.
"VR, huh? Gaz is going to kick Fink's ass then." Zim chuckled as the two women began to put on the VR gear.
"LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN FOR A TREAT EVERYBODY! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY'LL BE PLAYING!" Jimmy said.
"ALL I KNOW IS THAT IF THESE TWO ARE AS GOOD ON VR AS THEY ARE ON THE COMPUTER, THEN THIS IS GONNA BE AN EPIC MATCH!" Bill declared.
"Oh, crap! I got a bit of my hair under the goggles." Fink huffed as she reached up to readjust them and get her hair out of the way. She tugged them to lift them up, but was confused when they wouldn't move. "Huh?" she said as she tried harder, but the still wouldn't budge. "Hey! I can't get this thing off my face!" she grunted as she pulled harder.
"Me neither!" Gaz yelled as she, after seeing Fink struggle, tried to remove her own.
"What's going on?" Marie asked as she and everybody watched the two struggle to take the VR goggles off.
"WHAT THE HECK? IT LOOKS LIKE WE MIGHT BE HAVING SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICU-" Bill began before the mic cut off. "Hey, this thing on?" he asked as he poked his mic, his voice no longer being broadcast.
"GYAAAAAAAH!"
"WAAAAAAAH!"
Without warning, both Gaz and Fink started to scream in pain, their bodies being blasted with electricity from the VR sets before falling to the ground.
"GAZ!"
"FINK!"
Zim, Shannon, Zim's girlfriends, and a few of the security staff started to run towards them, only for Stan to be quicker and grab something from the sets.
"LATER, SUCKERS!" he laughed before the lights went out, sending everyone into a panic. They came back on a moment later, with Stan being the only one missing.
"Fink! Say something! Wake up!" Shannon called out hysterically while shaking Fink's body.
"Are they...?" Lily asked, unwilling to finish her question.
"They're alive." Susie said as she checked them for pulses while Zim removed their goggles. Both women's eyes looked to completely blank, almost like the lights were on but no one was home.
"What'd that bastard do to them?!" Shannon cried out while holding Fink's body and crying. "WHAT'D HE DO?!"
Gaz groaned as she opened her eyes, her head feeling like someone just smashed it with a sledgehammer.
"What happened?" she said while rubbing her head.
"You tell me. Then we'll both know." Fink said as she sat up next to her while rubbing her own head. "What's going on?"
"I don't know. I remember trying to get that stupid VR set off, then I get zapped and...nothing." Gaz answered.
"Where the heck are we?" Fink asked as they looked around the place. It looked like some kind of abandoned battlefield, with broken buildings and scorched land here and there.
"I can tell you where you are."
Both women turned to see a young man in what looked like cheaply made gear approach them, a forlorn expression on his face.
"Oh yeah? Where are we then?" Fink asked with a glare.
"You're in Stanley's World. And you're never getting out."
A/N: Bet nobody saw that, did they? If anyone's confused why Android 21 isn't on the list anymore, it's because I looked up the Majin race and it says that they're called the Demon People, so she's out. Also, I wonder if anyone truly reads the list since a lot of choices aren't being picked. As for the list, here it is.
Mandy from GaoBaM: 7
Martian Queen Tyr'ahnee: 8
Vicky from FOP: 7
Lord Dominator: 10
Tallest Miyuki: 6
Tak: 6
Leela: 1
Amy Wong: 1
Lum from Kaiba: 1
Lily Enstomache: 1
Boa Sandersonia: 2
Lydia Deetz: 2
Spinel: 3
Erotica Jones: 1
Mandie from FOP: 2
Commander Dish: 2
Enid: 5
Wilhamena: 3
Fink from OK KO: 2
Mavis Dracula: 4
Adult Grimwood Girls: 5
Jinx: 4
Blackfire: 3
Tenn: 4
Kirika Misono: 2
Jenny Wakeman: 5
Misty from MLAATR: 3
Chifusa Manyuu: 3
Dee Dee from Dexter's Laboratory: 4
Lee Lee from Dexter's Laboratory: 4
Mee Mee from Dexter's Laboratory: 4
Wednesday Addams: 6
Deb Turnbull: 2
Melisa and the entire Island of Beautiful Women from Johnny Bravo: 2
Judy Funnie: 1
She Venom from Marvel: 3
Blue Diamond: 4
Yellow Diamond: 2
White Diamond: 2
Blue Pearl: 4
Yellow Pearl: 4
Pink Pearl: 4
Peridot: 3
Lapis Lazuli: 3
Rei Miyamoto from HSOTD: 2
Saeko Busujima from HSOTD: 3
Saya Takagi from HSOTD: 3
Shizuka Marikawa from HSOTD: 2
Minami Rika from HSOTD: 2
Jessica Rabbit: 1
Jessica Albert from DQ8: 2
Chun Li: 1
Cammy from Street Fighter: 1
Eris from GaoBaM: 1
Natsumi/Mii from Jungle De Ikou: 1
Madame Sharley from One Piece: 1
Amande from One Piece: 1
Lori Loud: 1
Leni Loud: 1
Luna Loud: 1
Luan Loud: 1
Lana Loud: 1
Lola Loud: 1
Lisa Loud: 1
Monet from One Piece: 1
Perona from One Piece: 1
Nami from One Piece: 1
Robin from One Piece: 1
Vivi from One Piece: 1
Keiko Shinanome: 1
Bulma from DBZ: 1
Maron from DBZ: 1
Zangya from DBZ: 1
Launch from DBZ: 1
Android 18 from DBZ: 1
I've also noticed that others aren't making suggestions from shows that I'm having other women come from. Also, I never saw Bleach, so suggestions from that are lost to me. Sorry.
I don't own the songs in the story. Can you guess what Shannon was singing in her sleep? First one to PM the right answer will have their vote of any girl on the list, or of their suggestion, be counted as 5 votes. Remember, Private Message, and no demon girls.