A/N: When you vote or make a suggestion, please don't just write 'All of this or that.' I don't know if you mean all the current choices or all the females from the specific show/manga they're from.
The group had decided to postpone their departure until tomorrom, leaving them with a day to drive around Royal Woods and visit it's various establishments, with the four present Loud sisters acting as guides. Some of the group decided to just stay inside Tal for the duration, for one reason or another, while others had their fun. Fun that was on the house everywhere they went due to their part in getting rid of Tetherby. Obviously, they were overjoyed at such treatment and had fun.
Gaz and Fink had spent a lot of time at Gus' Games and Grub eating pizza and playing the arcade games. They drew quite a crowd when they decided to have a dance off on the dancing games.
Lisa, opting to stay inside Tal, had talked to Shannon, Tal, and Minimoose about their functions and such. They had excluded Gir shortly after her first question for him ended with him squealing in joy for no reason before vomiting.
Lynn and the Kankers, also staying inside Tal, had engaged in little skirmishes of arm wrestling, regular wrestling, and just plain fighting to see who was strongest. However, they couldn't find a winner despite it all, but laughed all the same while tending to any bruises and cuts they got along the way.
Lucy and Haiku took Creepy Susie to their mortuary, the graveyard, and to meet their old friends from the Young Morticians Club. They spent the day swapping tales and interests of the macabre and such, with Susie fitting right in with them all.
Tak, Tenn and Lum just stayed inside Tal, as usual, and away from everyone else. Lum was simply lounging while Tak and Tenn were brooding over the trick the Tallest had played on them a few days ago, with Tak being silently consoled by Mimi.
That left Zim and Lily, who had decided to just take a slow day to walk about the town and talk. Currently, they were enjoying the nice weather and scenery of Tall Timbers Park.
"So you were able to use a phone and other such devices when you were still in diapers?" Zim asked in surprise.
"Yeah. I think it might've had something to do with having Lisa as a roommate when I was a baby." Lily explained with a smile. "Actually, I learned quite a bit from all my older siblings growing up."
"Yeah. One older brother and nine older sisters? It'd be surprising if you didn't pick up anything from them." Zim replied before gaining a curious look. "I've been curious about your other family. What are they like?"
"Each of them are unique. I know people say that everyone's unique, but all of us in the Loud house were completely different from each other in many ways." Lily said as she stared at the sky, thinking about all her siblings.
"How different?" Zim asked. That got Lily to explain about each of them in great detail. "So Lori was the boss, Leni is a an airhead, Luna is a musician, Luan is a comedian and prankster, Lynn is an athlete, Lincoln is the middle child that did his best for everyone, Lucy is a goth, Lana is animal lover and expert mechanic, Lola is a pageant queen, Lisa is the genius prodigy, and you liked to...throw your diapers and clothes off when you were a toddler. That about right?"
"That's right. Though I stopped when I got a little older." Lily confirmed before sighing and smiling. "I miss them. I wish they were all here. They'd love to meet you."
"If they're like you or the other three here, I bet I would." Zim said before smirking. "Though if your sisters were here, I wonder if any of them would be joining us."
"With how things have turned out, I honestly wouldn't be surprised." Lily snickered before they stopped and sat on a park bench, allowing Lily to remove her sandals and stretch her legs out before resting her feet in the grassy patch around the bench. "But if they did, they'd be giving up a lot."
"Such as?"
"Well Lori...uh, actually, I'll discuss her later." Lily said before interrupting herself. "Anyway, Lenis is a big time fashionista that designs outfits for those high up in society. She even owns her own clothing store all the way in Paris."
"If what I've been reading about earth culture is true, then that's quite an achievement." Zim said.
"I know. She sends all of us top-of-the-line outfits for our birthdays and Christmas." Lily explained before whispering to him. "Last outfit she sent me nearly had a five digit price tag." Zim's only response was to let out a whistle in awe.
"If that's one sister, what about the rest?" Zim asked.
"Next is Luna. She's currently on tour with her band, The Moon Goats." Lily explained.
"Does her husband travel with her?" Zim asked.
"Husband?" Lily repeated in confusion.
"Yeah. I heard she married a guy named Sam." Zim explained, making Lily giggle. "What's so funny?"
"Sam's a woman." Lily said, making Zim's eyes widen. "And yeah, she's travelling with her. They're both in the band."
"Interesting." Zim said. "Who next?"
"Luan is currently on tour as well, spreading laughter with her comedy routines." Lily continued. "And when she's not on tour, she does birthday parties and gigs with a circus whenever she can." Her smile suddenly turned into a frown as she spoke the next bit. "She also likes to send us gifts on April Fool's Day if she's not here in person."
"What's wrong with that?" Zim asked. He instantly regretted asking when he saw the haunted look come across her face. "Lily? Lily!"
"NO MORE ACORNS! What?" Lily said, looking like her usual self.
"...Never mind. Next sister, please." Zim said, not wanting to know what horrors Lily just remembered.
"Right. You know Lynn's a top athlete and Lucy likes spooky stuff, so next is my only brother, Lincoln. He's with his family. Married a girl he met in college, had some kids, and draws his own comic series."
"That's nice. What's the wife's name?" Zim asked out of curiosity.
"Her name is-" Lily began before a kid drove by, ringing their bike bell loudly. "She's very nice. Now, next is Lana. She's going around and helping out at various animal shelters across the globe, doing her best to stop poachers and keep endangered species from going extinct."
"Sounds like she's always busy." Zim commented.
"Not all the time. When she's not doing that, she's either fixing something or just rooting around in a dump." Lily continued. "And finally is Lola. She's a pageant star and enters any that she can. A lot of people think she's the most beautiful of all us sisters."
"I don't know. You and the three other Loud sisters I've met are quite beautiful." he complimented, making her blush and lightly shove his shoulder.
"You sweet talker." she giggled. "Anyway, she's actually in the running for Miss Universe this year."
"That a big pageant?" Zim asked.
"One of the biggest. When she heard she was in the running to compete, she wouldn't stop calling and telling us, even though it's still a ways off." Lily said with a sigh. "And you met Lisa earlier. Genius mind since she was four and is now a world renowned scientist."
"I know. She scared me earlier, but that's just old fear of what scientists would do if they discover I'm an alien." Zim answered. "Was surprised that she, a famous scientist, believed in aliens. The humans I used to see always thought that aliens were all made up."
"She's learned to keep her personal and professional opinions separate." Lily explained. "And while she may not have acted like it, she was really happy to meet you."
"She did have that kind of vibe to her." Zim admitted. "And finally, there's the youngest Loud."
"Me!" Lily declared. "The baby of the group."
"I don't see a baby." Zim said while eyeing her body, making Lily blush and lightly shove him.
"Neither do I."
Both of them turned towards the new voice before Lily groaned and frowned. Standing next to them was a man with short red hair, freckles, and wearing a worker's suit of the Royal Woods Sewage Treatment Plant.
"Hey there...Lana, was it?" the man said while acting cool and smiling.
"It's Lily." Lily corrected. "What do you want, Chandler?"
"Just enjoying the nice day on my way to work is all." Chandler answered before walked over and shoved Zim off the bench with his ass, leaving him and Lily on the bench. "I'm also enjoy the nice company." he said, ignoring Zim's angry scowl.
"Didn't work on my sisters. Won't work on me. Kindly leave." Lily ordered while crossing her arms and looking away.
"Aw, don't be like that. Why not give us a chance?" he asked slinging his arm over her shoulders. "I got a little private spot in the sewage plant-OWOWOWOOOOWW!"
"I asked nicely. Now I'm telling you. Get lost!" Lily growled, her hand crushing Chandler's as she pulled it off her.
"C-C'mon! We can talk this-YEEOOOW!"
"She said scram!" Zim growled as he twisted Chandler's other arm behind his back.
"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'LL LEAVE!" Chandler yelled before his arms were released. "Sheesh! If you weren't such hotties, nobody would want anything to do with you or your crazy sisters!" he grumbled as he rubbed his hurt arms and quickly walked away.
"Spoken like a shallow asshole." Lily huffed while Zim sat back down.
"Who was that jerk?" Zim asked while glaring at Chandler's retreating form.
"That was Chandler McCann." Lily answered. "A lot of people hate him."
"From his attitude, I can see why." Zim said. "If he tried that on Gaz, she'd rip him in half."
"Trust me. A lot of women want to rip him in half. He's a big, conceited jerk who was a pain to my brother growing up and still thinks he's as popular today as he was in elementary school. I still wonder how people thought his birthday parties at a sewage plant were fun." said Lily.
"He had his birthday parties at a sewage plant?" Zim asked in disgust. "Why would he have it there?"
"Because his dad owns the plant, letting him hold them in parts that aren't normally accessible." Lily explained. "That attitude of his isn't why everyone hates him though."
"What's worse than what I just saw?!" Zim asked in shock.
"You remember how Tetherby wanted to bring a lot of business from the Grace Company here?" Lily asked, earning a nod from Zim. "Well Tetherby was going to have the sewage plant taken from Chandler's father, since he was refusing to work for Tetherby, and let Chandler be in charge, allowing him to expand the plant to take care of all the sewage the new businesses would produce."
"That's low." Zim said with a frown.
"Yeah. I honestly think he's more full of shit than the plant he works at." Lily grumbled before smirking and texing on her phone. "I gotta send that to Luan...and sent."
"Think she'll use it for her routine?" Zim asked before Lily's phone went off. Lily looked at it before smirking and showing it to Zim.
Luan: HAHA! LOL! CAN I USE THAT?
"Yes...you...can." Lily said as she texted again. "PS...Did you get...your money back?"
"What money?" Zim asked.
"Tetherby had all the money and other things my sisters were sending stopped, so they should be getting it back since Tetherby's crimes were exposed." Lily explained before Luan texted back, saying she did. Lily texted another message before putting her phone away between her breasts.
"Why do a lot of women I meet put their phones between their breasts?" Zim asked.
"Convenience?" Lily shrugged before her phone buzzed, vibrating her tits. "And sometimes for fun." she said with a blush before she got it out and answered. "Hello?...We're in Tall Timbers Park...What?...You want to what?! Now?!...Okay, I'll tell him...Yeah. See you."
"Who was that?" Zim asked as Lily put her phone away.
"Can't say, but Tal's coming to pick you up. Somebody needs you for something, ASAP." Lily answered.
"Shame. I was enjoying spending time out here with you." Zim sighed.
"So was I." Lily said before grinning. "Trust me. It'll be worth it."
"If you say so." Zim said before standing up himself. "You coming?"
"Nah. I'm gonna stay here and enjoy the nice day for a bit." Lily answered before a rumble of thunder was heard.
"It looks like it's going to rain." Zim told her.
"And?" she asked with a smile.
"...Alright." Zim said with a shrug before he walked away, leaving Lily to enjoy the warm day, sighing as the gentle breeze blew against her face. She smiled and closed her eyes, listening to the sounds of the park. The leaves rustling on the trees and grass. The animals all insects crawling and scurrying about. Even the sudden downpour of rain felt like utter bliss on her skin.
Everything sounded and felt so...at peace.
"Of all the times to rain!" Zim growled as he ran under a large tree. He had been walking through the park towards the entrance before it suddenly started to pour. While the hybridization had made it so that water didn't burn him, it didn't mean he wanted to be outside in a downpour. He glared at the sky before looking out at the sheer wall of rain. "It's raining so much that I can't tell which direction is which." he grumbled before he grabbed his wig when it nearly flew off after a strong gust of wind. "I can't get to the entrance like this." he stated before slapping his forehead. "I'm so stupid. I have my own phone." he said to himself before he pulled it out, only to frown when he saw that, due to all the rain soaking his clothes, his phone was wet and didn't want to function. "Of course." he sighed before he pocketed it and sat down under the tree. "Guess I'll just wait out the rain here." he muttered as he stared out into the rainstorm. He could see shapes of people and animals all running around trying to find an exit or anything to get out of the rain. "Morons." he muttered before he cupped his hands over his mouth. "HEY! OVER HERE! IT'S ALMOST DRY UNDER HERE! HEY!" he yelled. Sadly, the sound of the rain was too loud to reach them. "Eh. I tried." he shrugged before noticing one of the shapes getting closer. "Guess someone heard." he said as the figure was nearly there, only to trip and start flying at him, making him scream before everything went black.
...For about five seconds.
Zim flailed as he found he couldn't breathe, his face being smothered by something large and soft.
"Sorry about that." he heard a woman's monotone voice say before the large object was lifted off his face, letting him sit up and breathe.
"What hit me?" he asked in a dazed tone.
"Me tripping and falling." came the woman's voice again. Zim shook his head, made sure his wig and contacts were in place and turned towards the woman. He opened his mouth to scold her, but only a faint squeak came out as his eyes widened.
Kneeling on the ground was a woman with light pale skin, freckles and waist length black hair. She was in all black clothing consisting of boots, skinny jeans that hugged her shapely ass, a tight shirt that clung to her huge breasts and curvy waist, wristbands and skull studded earrings, most of which were now covered in grass stains and mud.
"Whoa." he muttered as he stared at her while she tried to wipe the mud off before shaking his head. "Uh, I mean, you okay?"
"Yeah. Just dirty." she said before she gave up and sat against the tree. "First the rain and now the mud and grass. This day just plain sucks."
"It could've been worse." Zim spoke up.
"Oh yeah? How?" she asked.
"You could've been allergic to water like I used to be." Zim answered. "Burned like acid when it touched my skin."
"...You're right. That would've been worse." the woman admitted. "Sorry again for falling on you."
"Don't worry about it. It's not the worst thing to happen to me. Nor is it the first time a woman's fallen on me." Zim said while waving it off. "I'm Zim, by the way. Zim Ovirk."
"Maggie Nerghawl." the woman answered before she gained a thoughtful look. "Zim...green skin...Are you the same Zim that helped get Tetherby imprisoned for all those crimes against the town?"
"You know any other green skinned guy named Zim?" Zim asked with a smirk.
"I thought you looked familiar. I saw you with some of the Loud sisters and a few others during the Tetherby effigy burning." she said before giving a small smile. "It felt good watching it burn. It was like...a symbol of freedom rising up from the ashes of tyranny."
"It was a nice day." Zim concurred with a smile.
"Yeah. Know what made it even better? Getting back everything he stole from us." Maggie said before looking out at the rain. "Our jobs. Our homes. Our lives. All of it returned." she continued. "Ever felt that way?"
"...Once." Zim said in a melancholic tone as he too stared out at the rain. "All that I ever was was taken from me 12 years ago."
"Really?" Maggie asked. "What happened?"
"I'm from a...foreign land. The reason I moved here was because someone told me to and wait. I waited, but then they told me they sent me here to get rid of me." Zim explained, not going into crucial details. "They laughed at me and called me a failure. I was devastated. I...I wanted to end it all." he said in a low tone, making Maggie's eyes widen.
"You mean you wanted to...?" she began, earning a nod from Zim. "That's rough."
"Yeah. If it wasn't for Gaz, I'd have gone through with it." Zim said as he recalled that day. "She stopped me from killing myself and helped me pull myself out of the endless pit of despair I'd fallen into."
"Wow. Sounds like a great girl." Maggie said.
"Yeah." Zim said with a happy sigh. "The greatest girl in the universe."
"Thanks. I think you're pretty great too."
Both of them turned to see Gaz standing before them, a giant orange umbrella above her keeping the rain off her.
"Gaz? What are you doing here?" Zim asked in surprise. She answered by holding up a wet Gir in his dog costume.
"HI MASTUH!" Gir yelled with a grin and a wave.
"They said you were with Lily out in the park, so I had Tal come and get me so I could get you. So, who's your new friend?" Gaz asked while eyeing Maggie, who was eyeing Gaz as well.
"This is Maggie Nerghawl. She got caught in the rain and took shelter here with me." Zim told her.
"Nice to meet you. I'm Gaz." Gaz said before looking around. "Where's Lily? Wasn't she with you?"
"She was, but she said she was going to stay out there...in that." Zim explained while gesturing to the rain.
"Are you pulling my leg?" Gaz asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I swear. She said she wanted to stay out there. She even saw the rain coming and said she wanted to stay." Zim said in complete honesty.
"Fine, but I'm not swimming to get her if it floods here." Gaz said with a chuckle, with Zim chuckling as well. Maggie simply gave a small smile. "Now let's get out of this rain and back to the Loud House." she told him before turning to Maggie. "You wanna join us? You look a little soaked."
"Sure. I'd rather not get sick." Maggie said before joining the group under the umbrella. Gir, in a rare serious mode, lead them to the gate. Maggie's eyes went wide at the sight of Tal before it opened, allowing them to walk inside, letting her see the party-like interior. "Whoa."
"That's the reaction everyone has when they first see the inside of Tal." Gaz chuckled before leaning down and whispering to Zim. "She's not half bad."
"I know, but it was just a chance meeting." Zim answered.
"Can I change back?"
"Who said that?" Maggie asked.
"Shush!" Gaz snapped upwards.
"What? Isn't she joining Zim? She should know." said the same voice.
"Who's talking?" Maggie asked while looking around.
"Me."
Without warning, the umbrella in Gaz's hand shined before transforming into Shannon, which greatly startled Maggie.
"Shannon!" Gaz snapped in anger. "She doesn't know anything!"
"...She doesn't?" Shannon asked before smiling awkwardly at the perplexed woman. "Uh...oops?"
"She's a robot?" Maggie asked while pointing at her before she saw Gir ditch his disguise. "He's a robot? Is this Lisa Loud's doing?"
"Negative." Lisa said as she approached them all before turning towards Maggie. "Hello, friend of my fourth eldest sibling. It seems you were caught in the sudden rainstorm as well."
"Yeah...I was...Anyone want to tell me what's going on?" Maggie asked.
"They can." Lynn said after appearing before grabbing Zim's hand. "I gotta talk with Zim here."
"Hold it!" Lisa said with a glare. "I called Lily to have Zim return because I have something important to discuss with him."
"Then you should've said something before I did. He's with me." Lynn countered as she turned to walk away, only to stop when she felt Zim tug at her hand. She turned to see that Lisa had taken his other hand, stopping her from going anywhere with Zim.
"It's imperative that I discuss matters with Zim immediately." Lisa said with a glare.
"It can wait." Lynn argued as she pulled on Zim's arm.
"No, it cannot." Lisa growled as she pulled Zim's other arm.
"Let go, Lisa!" Lynn ordered.
"You let go!" Lisa snapped.
"Both of you let go before you break me in half!" Zim yelled in pain.
"NO! SHE'LL LET GO!" the two sisters yelled.
"Tal. Fix this." Gaz ordered.
"With pleasure." Tal obeyed before multiple tendrils shot out and wrapped around the smartest and strongest Loud siblings, causing them to release Zim.
"Hey! Let me go!"
"Release me at once!" Lisa yelled as she and Lynn struggled to get free.
"Not until you both calm down and stop trying to rip Zim in half!" Gaz said with a glare. "Why are you suddenly wanting to talk to him?"
"That's personal/classified." they both said while looking away and blushing.
"Uh huh. Pull the other one." Gaz deadpanned while folding her arms.
"Smart lady and muscle lady wanna sleep with Mastuh." Gir explained, making the siblings faces burn red in embarrassment.
"Wait, what? You want to sleep with Gaz's boyfriend?" Maggie asked before looking at Gaz.
"Is that true?" Gaz asked them both.
"...Maybe?" Lynn admitted.
"Affirmative." Lisa admitted in defeat.
Maggie braced herself for Gaz to explode after hearing two different women say they want to sleep with her boyfriend.
"Okay."
What the what?!
"Excellent. Now, kindly put us down." Lisa said. She and Lynn were then released before glaring at each other. "Let us take this to another section of the ship."
"Fine by me." Lynn agreed before they both grabbed Zim and walked away, leaving the others alone.
"Those two better brace themselves." Gaz chuckled before turning towards Maggie, who was just staring at her with wide eyes.
"...What just happened?" she asked. Gaz shook her head with a smile before leading her away.
"Let's talk." she said, leaving Gir and Shannon alone.
"Wanna watch TV?" Shannon asked.
"Okay!" Gir nodded.
-Lisa, Lynn and Zim-
Zim watched as Lynn and Lisa got into a bickering match over who got to have sex with him.
"This is utterly pointless, Lynn! I had Zim called in for research purposes!"
"HA! That's the best you got?! Just admit that seeing his dick made you horny!"
"And what about you?! You looked like you wanted to engage in sexual intercourse with Zim the moment he returned to the ship!"
'I'm perplexed, and yet I feel like I'll win no matter the outcome.' Zim thought to himself before he stood up. 'Still, it would be nice for them both to win too.' "Ahem." he coughed.
"What?!" both of them yelled.
"Why exactly are you both fighting? Are you afraid I won't choose one if I pick the other?" Zim asked.
"Judging by the fact that you're looking to add many women to your harem, the answer to that question is no." Lisa surmised.
"Then why are you acting like children? I have plenty of stamina to mate with more than one women at a time." Zim explained.
"Winners don't come in second place!" Lynn stated. Zim blinked twice before furrowing his non-existent eyebrows.
"Are you seriously arguing about who goes first?" Zim asked incredulously. "That's ridiculous!"
"You watch your mouth, Zim!" Lynn growled.
"It's the principle of the matter." Lisa admitted while adjusting her glasses.
"Keep that attitude up and neither of you are getting anything." Zim declared in a bored tone before sighing. "Why don't you two take some time and figure this out? I mean, you two barely know me. You really want to have someone you've met once or twice to fuck you?"
The two siblings looked at him before looking at each other, then back at him.
"When you say it like that, it does sound really stupid." Lynn admitted while scratching the back of her head.
"Indeed. If anyone outside of this group knew about this, they'd think we were nothing more than a couple of promiscuous harlots." Lisa said. Lynn and Zim looked at her in confusion, making her groan. "Sluts." she bluntly stated.
"Oh." they said in unison.
"Lynn, let us talk about this. Zim, would you mind giving us some privacy?" Lisa asked.
"Sure." Zim agreed before he left, allowing Tal to seal the room and give the two siblings a chance to talk.
"I know that we all agreed that wanting to bang him after knowing him for only a short time was stupid, but I still have the urge to do it." Lynn admitted.
"Though it is scientifically impossible, the burning sensation within my vagina agrees." Lisa said before sighing. "In all honesty, a part of me actually wishes to simply mate with Zim out of curiosity and hormones, not research."
"I know. I was weirded out at first when I saw them all earlier. But the more I watched them go at it, the more I felt myself wanting to join in." Lynn confessed, her cheeks turning red.
"I know. I too felt a primal urge to mate with Zim." Lisa said before scratching her chin. "But I'm still cognitive enough to ask...why?"
"Why what?" Lynn asked.
"Why are we so drawn to him? And are we the only ones?" Lisa asked.
"You mean the others might've been drawn to him like we are?" Lynn asked.
"Indeed." Lisa said before her eyes narrowed. "Which makes me wonder if Zim is doing something to us to make us like him in such a way."
"He's not." Tal spoke up, making them jump.
"This is a private conversation!" Lynn yelled.
"Nothing's kept from me in here." Tal reminded them. "Anyway, Zim's not doing anything to any of the women he meets to make them like him other than just being nice."
"You're an...irken, that's the word? That's what he's called, right?" Lynn asked Lisa, who nodded. "Right. You're an irken ship. How do we know that you're just saying what Zim wants you to say?"
"You remember hearing about Hill Valley, right?" Tal asked. "Well he, Gaz and Gir teamed up with some of the people being oppressed and exposed all the wrong that was happening. And don't forget about the Kanker sisters being accused for helping a chop shop in Peach Creek."
"I heard about those. What does any of that have to do with this?" Lynn asked.
"Zim didn't have to help anyone. He could've just abducted the women from either place and left them to rot." Tal continued. "And the same goes for Peach Creek with the Kankers. And let's not forget about him helping against Lord Tetherby."
The siblings eyes widened after that, realizing that she was right. Zim didn't have to help anyone. He could've taken any woman he wanted and not lift a finger to help their homes.
"Okay, now I feel like shit for doubting him." Lynn mumbled with a look of absolute guilt.
"You're not the only one." Lisa admitted with a sigh before smiling upwards. "Thank you for reminding us of Zim's deeds."
"Yeah. Thanks." Lynn said with a smile.
"Meh. Forget it. Now, back to the matter at hand. Who's going first?" she asked, making them both look at each other.
"Flip a coin?" Lynn suggested.
"Actually, I have a proposal." Lisa declared.
Zim watched television alongside Gir and Shannon, the three laughing at a classic comedy that was playing.
"Oh, a wise guy!"
SLAP!
"SHADDUP!"
"HAHAHA! And this was before earthlings had color on television!" Zim laughed.
"I know!" Shannon agreed before sighing. "Shame a lot of TV today is garbage."
"Eh. Maybe in a few years, humans will realize how stupid they're being and make shows like this again." Zim said with a shrug.
"Maybe." Shannon said before smirking at Zim. "So, about that other woman you were with."
"Maggie? What about her?" Zim asked.
"Come on, Zim. Don't play dumb." Shannon chuckled. "We both know you've already got the hots for her."
"I-I do not!" Zim denied before turning away with a blush. "Yes, she's beautiful, but it's not like that! Besides, Gaz hasn't approved of her."
"Unless she's a total bitch, she's probably going to join." Shannon stated as she stood over Zim. "Plus, you said she's beautiful." she added before shapeshifting her breasts, making them as large as Maggie's. "And don't forget that cup size of hers. She's more stacked than Lum." she stated before he butt and hips expanded. "And that ass looks like it could go on for miles."
"I noticed." he said, his blush growing before she suddenly began squishing him with her breasts. "HEY! GET OFF OF...why are these warm and soft?"
"Maybe I'll tell you later~" she sang with a wink before noticing Lynn and Lisa approaching. "So, who's going first?"
"That is between us and Zim." Lisa said before she and Lynn took Zim and carried him away.
"Bye Zim." Shannon waved before walking away, but not before throwing one last wink at him.
"Is it just me, or does she have the hots for me now?" Zim asked.
"Something to discuss later." Lisa said before the three were now alone in a section of Tal that had a large bed and a comfy chair, upon which the two siblings threw Zim onto the former.
"I take it that you've made a decision?" Zim wondered out loud.
"We have." Lisa confirmed before Lynn began to strip while Lisa sat on the chair. "I shall make one more observation before having my turn to commence sexual intercourse with you."
"That's means I go first." Lynn said with a grin as she stood before Zim, letting him soak in her naked form.
She had muscle, but it was lean and did nothing to hinder her nice curves, toned ass, and large breasts.
"Like what you see?" she asked as she walked onto the bed and stood over him, casting a large shadow over him.
"Yes. Yes I do." he said. She smiled before she grabbed his clothing and ripped it off like it was tissue paper.
"Well I like what I see." she said as she took in the muscles he had before her gaze shifted to his growing erection. "Excited, huh? Sorry, but we're not skipping to the finale just yet." she declared.
Zim watched as she flopped onto the bed, the action sending him upwards before falling towards Lynn, who caught him with a laugh before pulling him in for a big kiss. He was surprised that her body felt as soft as it was with all her muscles, but relaxed and kissed her warms lips back. They started off with simple kissing, taking it slow and soaking up each other's warmth while occasionally separating for air.
"Who knew an alien's lips were so warm?" Lynn whispered before they kissed again, the two turning over so that Zim was now under her.
"Yeah? Well, same goes for a human's lips." Zim spoke as Lynn reached behind her head and undid her ponytail, letting her long hair go free and roll over her shoulders after shaking her head.
"That's better. Didn't want my lucky hair tie to get destroyed." she said as she put it aside and kissed Zim again. The two picked up their kissing with light tongue action, followed by them slowly feeling each other's body. Lynn felt goosebumps form on every part of skin that Zim gently raked his fingers over.
'My body's heating up from his touch.' she thought as they took turns exploring each other's mouths with their tongues. She could feel her heart begin to race when his hand slid down and cupped her ass, making her moan in delight.
"Careful." Lynn warned with a giggle. "I don't want this to end too quickly."
"Don't worry." Zim said before grabbing her other ass cheek. "It won't."
Lynn bit her lip as Zim began to massage her ass, squeezing and kneading it.
'It feels so good. Probably practiced with all those other women.' she thought as the two separated for air before grinning and grabbing his ass, surprising him and making him squeeze her harder. She could definitely feel the toned muscles under the skin even as she dragged her hands up his body, reveling in the feeling even as she slid her arms around his smaller frame and pulled him in for a deep kiss.
Zim held her just as tight as they continued to kiss, with Lynn's tongue slowly being overwhelmed by Zim's. Her eyes opened and she pulled back momentarily, showing that Zim's tongue had split into four and had wrapped around her tongue.
"Cheater." she chuckled before Zim pulled her back in, allowing one of his tongues to dance with hers while the other three explored the rest of her mouth.
Meanwhile, Lisa while silently taking more notes as she observed the two of them.
'It appears that Zim's tongue can split into four now after his latest bout of sexual intercourse.' she thought and wrote down onto a notebook. 'Who knows what other abnormalities he possesses.' She stopped writing to observe as Lynn took both Zim's antenna and began to gently nibble on them, making him squirm under her. 'What is the purpose of Zim's antenna?' she wrote down before tugging on her turtleneck. 'Side note: It seems that simply watching Zim kiss another female seems to stimulate me, despite the other woman being a member of my family. Is Zim doing this subconsciously or knowingly?'
She continued to watch as Zim moved his hands up to her breasts, his fingers switching from massaging and playing with them to messing with her nipples. Lynn's heavy breathing filled the room as something began to build inside her.
'His hands are so good! Everything he does is driving me crazy!' Lynn thought as she felt something bubbling inside her. 'Not good! I can feel it coming!' she thought before she upped her own game by sliding down his body.
"What are you-" Zim started to say before Lynn sandwich his dick between her breasts. He groaned and hissed in ecstasy as he lay there, his mind fogging up from her boobjob.
"Sorry Zim, but this is one time I don't want to come in first." Lynn joked.
"Then you better brace yourself." Zim said before his tongue shot out, split, and slid down her back. She almost lost it when two of them gave her ass cheeks a good slap while the other two slid around the outside of her pussy. Her legs clenched of them, but the slippery appendages didn't let up on their assault.
"So that's how you want to play it, huh?" Lynn growled with a grin before eyeing Zim's tip from within her cleavage. "Two can play that game!" she declared before she began to lick the tip. "Meaty." she said before she began to give him a blowjob/boobjob. Both were now struggling to please the other and make them cum while doing their best to hold back. Which meant neither of them noticed as a wall with a window appeared, separating them from Lisa.
"Tal? What are you doing?" Lisa asked.
"You'll thank me." she said. Lisa pondered that before she heard the two of them scream and looked through the window to see Lynn squirting and Zim's dick firing a massive load of sperm here and there. She stopped when the window was hit, blocking her view of the two.
"You're right. Thank you." Lisa spoke before wiping the fog from her glasses.
"You going to be okay?" Tal asked.
"I'm fine. Why do you ask?" Lisa asked while removing her lab coat.
"Your internal body temperature's increasing, your pits are sweaty, you're blushing a lot and have been rubbing your thighs together." Tal listed off.
"Well...that's...alright, I've got nothing." Lisa said in defeat. "If I'm being perfectly honest, I'd much rather be in there right now instead of just observing."
"You want Zim that bad, huh? Or...are you hoping to fix something?" Tal questioned, making Lisa's eyes widened. They turned down at her breasts as she gently cupped the left one.
"...It would be nice." she muttered to herself.
"Don't worry. If it fixed Susie's back and gave Marie a new eye, I'd say the odds are good at fixing you up." Tal said before the window was cleaned and widened. "Get your notebook ready. They're about to get to the good part."
"How are they not covered in fluids?" Lisa asked when she noticed that they and the room were both clean.
"A quick bathe and drain fixed that." Tal explained. Lisa decided to ask later when she saw Lynn lying on the bed, with Zim between her legs.
"You ready?" Zim asked, his dick poised to penetrate her.
"Yeah." Lynn nodded.
"You sure? You look nervous." Zim stated.
"It's my first time." Lynn admitted while looking away. "I...honestly don't know what to think."
"Do you trust me?" Zim asked.
"Yeah." Lynn said with a nod before steeling herself. "Do it fast."
"Alright." Zim agreed before he pushed the tip in, then thrust into her. She clenched the bed hard as her face scrunched up in pain.
"...That hurt." she grunted as they stayed motionless until the pain subsided. "So all women go through this their first time? I knew it would hurt, but holy crap! That was painful!"
"You want to quit?" Zim asked.
"No way! Lynn Loud Jr. is no quitter!" Lynn snapped. "Besides, you're already inside. Might as well go all the way. Now stop hesitating and show me what you got!"
"Alright. Don't say I didn't warn you." Zim said with a smirk before he began to thrust into her.
'So this is sex?' Lynn thought as Zim picked up speed. Her breathing got harder as she felt Zim's cock slide deeper in and out of her. 'It's so much more than when I play with myself.'
"So, how does it feel?" Zim grunted.
"It...feels...amazing!" Lynn said with a smile. "Faster!"
"Since you asked nicely." Zim obeyed before he began to ram into her, making her scream his name.
"Yes! YES! That's it! That's what I want!" she yelled as she clung to the bed, the pressure inside her building. "I'm close! Bring me over!" she begged. She held out for a little more before she felt Zim release inside her, causing her to hit her peak and scream as Zim filled her with his seed. Her mind felt like hours had passed until her euphoria ended, leaving her sweating and panting on the bed. When she finally got her mind in order, she looked down at herself to see her swelled stomach was slowly leaking since Zim had pulled out of her.
"How you feeling?" Zim asked from where he sat next to her.
"Dazed...in pain from the waist down...and all around good." she wheezed out with a smile as she sat up. "I honestly didn't think you'd have this much after all you did earlier."
"Trust me, I'm just as surprised as you." Zim told her.
"Maybe you'll have less for Lisa." Tal spoke up before the wall disappeared, showing a blushing Lisa staring at them through fogged glasses.
"Enjoy the show?" Lynn chuckled as she was presented her clothes, all cleaned and with a clean towel. Lisa said nothing as she took Lynn's clothes, pushed them into her older sister's hands and pushed her out of the room.
"What's with you?" Zim asked before yelping when Lisa turned to him, her glasses glinting dangerously while she smiled.
"I want my turn. Right now." she said as she removed her glasses. "Tal. The lights, please?"
"Alright." Tal complied before the lights dimmed, leaving just enough to show both Zim and Lisa as just shadowy figures.
"I thought Lucy and Haiku were the ones who liked the dark." Zim joked.
"Apologies. I requested this due to some personal preference." Lisa told him as she sat on the bad. "And I have...a request of you."
"What's that? Got a position you want to try?" Zim chuckled.
"No. I want this to be quick, and I request that you do not grope, squeeze, fondle or touch my breasts." Lisa spoke before she leaned in and gently kissed him. "Okay?" she asked in a softer tone after the kiss ended.
"If that's what you want, then alright." Zim nodded.
"Very good." Lisa said before she turned around and presented her ass to him. "Please begin."
"No foreplay? Don't you need any lubricant?" Zim asked.
"I'm sufficiently wet from observing your earlier session with Lynn." Lisa stated. Zim just sighed before placing his hands on her ass to stabilize himself.
"Don't blame me if this hurts." he warned before he slid into her before meeting resistance. "More than it will."
"I'm ready. Do it." she ordered. She winced in pain when she felt Zim push all the way in before resting her face into the bed. "I knew I should've numbed my lower half." she muttered before she turned to Zim. "You may continue." Zim nodded before he took it slow and got into a rhythm, the pain easing away to pleasure.
"Say when you want me to go faster." he said.
"I said I wanted this done quick. Kindly do so." she ordered.
"How's this?" he asked before he sped up, the sound of skin slapping against skin filling the room.
"A-Adequate." Lisa answered, trying to keep her mind from falling into a state of lustful bliss.
"Adequate, huh?" Zim asked before grinning as he squeezed her ass, his sharp fingers digging into her flesh.
"Myaaa~!" Lisa suddenly yelped, making Zim blink at her before he smirked and raised his hand.
SLAP!
Lisa wanted to yell at Zim for inflicting pain onto her ass, but all that came out was-
"Haagyyeee!...What was that for?" she asked, sounding a little out of it.
"You said your breasts were off limits, but your ass if fair game." he told her before he slapped her butt again, making her yelp.
"Please refrain from *SLAP* HAAA!" she yelled, her blush growing in the dark.
"Stop what now?" Zim snickered as he continued to slap her ass, alternating between her cheeks.
"If you don't stop that, I'm going to-"
SLAP!
Lisa surprised an urge to moan due to having her ass smacked again. She wanted to scream at him, but found herself unwilling to do so. Each slap seemed to hit deep into her core, the pain feeling almost...intoxicating.
'Wh-What is this?!-' *SLAP* '-Why does this-' *SLAP* '-feel so-' *SLAP* '-good?!' Lisa thought as each slap sent fire through her skin. The pain was starting to make her go crazy, but she endured and held onto the bed until-
SMACK!
"HAAAAAA!" Lisa cried out as a particularly hard slap set her off, making her come on the spot. She didn't even notice that Zim was shooting loads of semen into her, making her stomach swell with seed. When she finally realized what happened, she was too drained to do anything but lay there and let Zim's seed spill out of her.
"Maaaybe I went too far?" she heard Zim say from where he laid next to her.
"It's...It's only a theory...but I...may have...masochistic tendencies." she explained between breaths.
"From the sounds you made, I think we can skip the theory and state it as fact." Tal chuckled, making Lisa groan up at her.
"Well, we've done what I asked for. I wish to be left alone now." Lisa told them.
"Alright." Zim nodded before he got off the bed. "Tal, take me to-"
"Wait." Lisa interrupted. Zim watched as her figure got off the bed and approached him.
"What? I thought you-"
*Smooooch*
"That almost slipped my mind." she said with a giggle. "And...I had a lot of fun."
"So did I." Zim said with a grin before he was separated from Lisa, who now laid on the bed.
"Now...to wait and see." she said.
"-and now I'm helping him save his people, and all the women here consented." Gaz finised for a stunned Maggie. The emo woman just stood there with wide eyes and agape jaw before she fainted on the spot. "Well...that's not good."
A/N: Tell me what you thought. Also, I refuse to count votes when someone puts 'All of *blank*' as a vote. Also, 5 votes to anyone who can tell me where I got Maggie's last name from.
Current list
In harem so far
Gaz, Creepy Susie, Lucy Loud, Haiku, Lily Loud, Fink, Marie Kanker, Shannon (Later on), Lum, Tak, Tenn, Lynn Loud Jr. , Lin Grace (later), Lisa Loud
Those to show up in harem later by multiple votes
Mandy from GaoBam, Martian Queen Tyr'ahnee, Vicky from FOP, Lord Dominator, Tallest Miyuki, Wednesday Addams
Suggestions for the Harem
Leela: 2
Amy Wong: 2
Lily Enstomache: 1
Boa Sandersonia: 2
Lydia Deetz: 2
Spinel: 3
Erotica Jones: 2
Mandie from FOP: 2
Commander Dish: 2
Enid from OK KO: 5
Wilhamena from OK KO: 3
Mavis Dracula: 5
Adult Grimwood Girls: 6
Jinx: 4
Blackfire: 3
Kirika Misono: 3
Jenny Wakeman: 5
Misty from MLAATR: 3
Chifusa Manyuu: 4
Dee Dee from Dexter's Laboratory: 4
Lee Lee from Dexter's Laboratory: 4
Mee Mee from Dexter's Laboratory: 4
Deb Turnbull: 2
Melisa and the entire Island of Beautiful Women from Johnny Bravo: 2
Judy Funnie: 1
She Venom from Marvel: 3
Blue Diamond: 4
Yellow Diamond: 2
White Diamond: 2
Blue Pearl: 4
Yellow Pearl: 4
Pink Pearl: 4
Peridot: 3
Lapis Lazuli: 3
Rei Miyamoto from HSOTD: 2
Saeko Busujima from HSOTD: 3
Saya Takagi from HSOTD: 3
Shizuka Marikawa from HSOTD: 2
Minami Rika from HSOTD: 2
Jessica Rabbit: 1
Jessica Albert from DQ8: 2
Chun Li from Street Fighter: 1
Cammy from Street Fighter: 1
Eris from GaoBaM: 1
Natsumi/Mii from Jungle De Ikou: 2
Madame Sharley from One Piece: 1
Amande from One Piece: 1
Lori Loud: 1
Leni Loud: 1
Luna Loud: 1
Luan Loud: 1
Lana Loud: 1
Lola Loud: 1
Monet from One Piece: 1
Perona from One Piece: 1
Nami from One Piece: 1
Robin from One Piece: 1
Vivi from One Piece: 1
Keiko Shinanome: 1
Bulma from DBZ: 1
Maron from DBZ: 1
Zangya from DBZ: 1
Launch from DBZ: 1
Android 18 from DBZ: 1
Desiree from Danny Phantom: 3
Penelope Spectra from Danny Phantom: 3
Ember from Danny Phantom: 1
Jazz Fenton from Danny Phantom: 1
Tatsumaki from One Punch Man: 2
Fubuki from One Punch Man: 2
Do-S from One Punch Man: 1
Carrot from One Piece: 1
Wanda from One Piece: 1
Chloe Carmichael from FOP: 1
Trixie Tang from FOP: 1
Asami Nakaoka from HSOTD: 5
April O'Neil from TMNT 2012: 1
Karai from TMNT 2012: 1
Apolex from TMNT 2012: 1
Samus Aran: 2
Midna from LoZ: Twilight Princess: 1
Gwen Tennyson from Ben 10: 1
Charmcaster/Hope from Ben 10: 1
Female Waybad from Ben 10: 1
Frankie Foster from FHFIF: 1
Dot Warner from Animaniacs: 1
Charlotte Flampe from One Piece: 1
Psykos from One Punch Man: 1
Kagefusa Manyuu: 2
Boa Hancock: 1
Amazon Lily Kuja Warriors: 1
Lucoa from Kobayashi Dragon Maid: 1
Dani Phantom from Danny Phantom: 1
Female Chara from Undertale: 1
Female Frisk from Undertale: 1
Hornet from Hollow Knight: 1
Mantis Lords from Hollow Knight: 1
Undyne from Undertale: 1
Muffet from Undertale: 1
Toriel from Undertale: 1
Alphys from Undertale: 1
Mina Monroe from Bunnicula: 2
Shows and Games with characters you may like
History's Strongest Disciple, Kenichi
One Piece
One Punch Man
Air Master
Shantae Games
Godannar Anime
Keijo!
Unsure Suggestions
Bowsette and Queen Boosette from a Mario universe where they were born women in the first place.
Pristine Klimer and Dusty the Lifeguard from Oblongs. Both are indeed from the Hill, and both are rotten. But one's a hot milf and the other is a sexy lifeguard. Redeem, or let them on for payback and screw their brains out?
Lola Bunny. I'm going to be honest. I want her, but I don't know if having her will cross a line people are never supposed to cross. That line, which some have asked, is mating with animals, even cartoon anthropomorphic ones.
Sonic the Hedgehog females.
Someone asked for Vexus and Vega from Seasons 3 of MLaaTR.
Someone asked for Nicole Watterson from The Amazing World of Gumball.
Margaret and CJ from Regular Show.