A/N: I honestly didn't know about Underfist, the spin-off of Billy and Mandy, so I'm a little shocked. However, I will try to work around it. Also, short chapter. Plus, list now on profile. Now, to the story.

After watching Irwin being taken away by a garbage truck, Gaz ordered Tal to open the door and let them in. Mandy took one step in before her eyes widened at the sight of...nothing.

"It's...empty?" Mandy asked as she stared at the empty gray room.

"That's because nobody is in this part except us, so it's not in use." Gaz explained before she began to sit down. Mandy watched as a comfy chair materialized under Gaz, letting her sit and take off her heels. "That's better." she said as she wiggled her toes.

"So it can make a soft chair out of metal?" Mandy asked.

"I am not an it, thank you very much." Tal said in an affronted tone.

"Why does this thing's AI sound like you?" Mandy asked.

"The name's Tal. I have Gaz's personality downloaded into me." Tal answered.

"I see." Mandy said before snapping her fingers. "Make me a chair like hers."

"Yeah, no. Not happening." Tal refused.

"Excuse me?" Mandy said with a scowl.

"You are not my owner, nor have I heard that you're joining us. Not only that, you called me an it and a thing. So as far as I'm concerned, you can sit on the floor." Tal explained. Mandy growled and clenched her fists before Gaz stood up and placed a hand on her shoulder.

"Easy Mandy. She has a point. You can't expect her or the others to obey you like your employees do. Especially with that attitude of yours." Gaz told her, making Mandy glare at her. "See? Not helping your case."

"You expect me to change who I am overnight?" Mandy asked.

"No. Just don't think you're the boss here. That's me." Gaz answered before her gaze sharpened. "And if you try anything funny, or try to hurt Zim, I'll have a little chat with Irwin. And we both know you don't want that."

Mandy growled at Gaz before a door opened, letting the others come in.

"Tal told us you were here." Fink said as they approached before eyeing Mandy. "So this is the woman that tamed death itself?"

"That's right. Everyone, meet Mandy. Mandy, everyone." Gaz introduced.

"Hey." was all Mandy said while simply scowling at them all before her eyes drifted down to Zim. "So, you're the little alien that's trying to save his race from extinction?"

"That's me." Zim nodded.

"Hmm. You don't look like much." Mandy said before being lightly elbowed my Gaz. "But then again, I don't know you."

"Thanks...I think?" Zim said.

"Sorry to interrupt the meet and greet, but we've got an visitor." Tal informed them as a monitor appeared, showing a garbage covered Irwin pounding his fist on Tal's left side.

"I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, MANDY! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, YO!" he yelled.

"Ugh." Mandy groaned.

"Who's that?" Lum asked while grimacing at his appearance.

"That's Irwin, a local dweeb that's been crushing on me since we were kids." Mandy explained.

"I take it you don't like him?" Lynn asked.

"He's stalked me and tried to win me over through a lot of stupid ways. Nearly got forced to marry him when he hypnotized me." Mandy replied while throwing an angry glare at the screen, which was joined by all the others.

"I have an instant dislike for this man." Susie said in a low tone before turning back to Mandy. "Has he tried to...force his way onto you?"

"No. He's not like that." Mandy answered, making Susie sigh in minor relief. "If he had tried it though, I'd have killed him."

"ARE YOU LISTENING?! YOU CAN'T JUST SAY YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND TWO MINUTES BEFORE THE DEADLINE! I WON'T ACCEPT IT, YO!" Irwin shouted.

"What deadline?" Lily asked.

"It's a long story. I'll tell you after my date with Zim." Mandy said.

"What date?" Marie asked before she and the other women were lead to another section by Gaz.

"I'll explain." Gaz said before turning back to Mandy and Zim. "Have fun~" she said with a mischievous smile before the door closed, leaving the two alone.

"Did I miss something?" Zim asked.

"I drew a contract that said I'd be his girlfriend if I couldn't get a boyfriend within ten years. The deadline was noon and I said you were my boyfriend two minutes before." Mandy explained.

"In other words, I'm your scapegoat to get out of honoring your deal with him." Zim said with a flat look before eyeing the camera feed, showing Irwin screaming with snot and tears coming out of him. "I don't blame you."

"Good. Now let's get ready." Mandy said as she sat on the chair that was still there. "We've got a date to go on."

"Why? If I just say I'm your boyfriend, that should be enough." Zim said.

"Not with Irwin. He won't give up that easily." Mandy said before groaning when Irwin started banging on the side of Tal, causing the limo to zap him with a stun weapon.

"He's was starting to get on my nerves." said Tal.

"Too bad it won't stop him forever." Mandy sighed before turning back to Zim. "Anyway, we need to have a date that is both in public and convincing enough to get the message through his thick head. I already have dinner reservations made in your name, so we just need to spend a lot of time together until then."

"How'd you get them in my name?" Zim asked.

"A lot of people either owe me favors or simply know what's good for them to just say yes." Mandy explained.

"Alright. So, where we going first?" Zim asked.

"Not bad." Zim said to himself from the large beach blanket he was lying on and under a beach parasol. He was wearing his usual wig and contacts, but was now in red swim trunks. He was looking around at the beach and those who were out there enjoying themselves. "Guess you can't get more public than this."

"Hey, freak!" came a man's voice. Zim turned at the insult and opened his mouth to lash out at that, only to cough and sputter when sand was flung into his face. "Haha! You looked!" he heard the man laugh before he got the sand out of his face. He looked up to see a large brute of a man with red hair and wearing black swim trunks was staring down at him with a big grin.

"What's the big idea?!" Zim snapped in anger.

"Just trying to enforce the 'No Freaks on the Beach' law." the man said with a grin.

"I am not a freak! And what kind of rule is that?!" Zim growled before the man kicked more sand in his face.

"You're small, green, and those feet are weird!" the man said while pointing at Zim's three toes. "What else could you be but a freak?!"

"Ever heard of a birth defect and skin condition?" Zim asked while trying to shield his face from the sand. "And who made a dumb rule like that?"

"I did. Now why don't you be a good little freak and get lost?" the man asked before picking him up with one hand and holding a meaty fist up to Zim's face. "Or do I gotta make you pay the fine with your teeth for breaking the rules?"

"How about you drop by boyfriend before I rip you apart and bury you in the sand?" Mandy warned. Both men turned to her before their eyes widened.

Mandy was now sporting a pink one piece swimsuit that clung to her body, white rimmed sunglasses and black flip-flops. She had a picnic basket in one hand, a bottle of sunscreen in the other hand, and a beach towel slung over her shoulders.

"Wow." Zim muttered as he stared at her before he felt the man start to lightly shake him. "Hey!" Zim yelled before noticing the man sweating up a storm and trembling in place.

"M-M-M-M-" the man stuttered while Mandy tipped her shades and looked at him.

"That means now, Sperg." Mandy threatened with a deadly glare.

"Mommy!" the man squeaked in fright before dropping Zim and running away, screaming the whole way.

"Idiot." Mandy muttered as she set her items down before picking Zim up and giving him one hard shake to knock the sand off before dropping him back on the blanket.

"Thanks." Zim said in gratitude as he quickly readjusted his wig back into place.

"Don't mention it." Mandy said as she squirted some sunscreen into her hands before she picked Zim up again. "Hold still." she said.

"What are you-WHOoOoOoOoOAH!" Zim yelled as he was quickly spun and twirled in the air before he was set back down, his body now covered in a light layer of sunscreen. "What just happened?" Zim slurred, his eyes spinning before shaking his head. "I could've done that myself."

"I know, but I was a lot faster." she said as she began to apply sunscreen to herself. Zim just stared as she applied it to her arms, legs, and any other spot she could reach that was bare. "You're staring."

"People would think I'm strange if I wasn't." Zim said before Mandy laid down on her front and maneuvered the top of her swimsuit down, leaving her back bare to him.

"Here." she said as she handed him the sunscreen. "Get my back."

"Ever heard the word please?" Zim asked while squirting some of the sunscreen on his hands.

"I tried it once. It hurt." Mandy said as Zim began to gently rub her back. "And don't even think about touching anything but my-" Mandy began before suddenly cutting herself off, then growling. "Actually...mind getting my butt too? I didn't get it and this suit doesn't cover it well."

"A little forward for a first date, aren't we?" Zim asked, his eyes looking at her almost bare ass before back up at her.

"Look ahead." Mandy said in a flat tone. Zim followed her gaze before squinting. "Behind the large and poorly made sand castle." she said, pointing at the large mound of sand that had a tiny broken flag on top.

"So it's a sand castle...wait a second." Zim muttered when he saw a glint coming from it. "Is that...a pair of binoculars?"

"Yes. Yes it is." Mandy answered before turning to Zim. "So start rubbing."

"If that's what you want." Zim said as he got more sunscreen on his hands.

"Not really." she muttered before she felt the cold UV protection being rubbed onto her lower cheeks by Zim's fingers. She laid there face down as Zim massaged and covered both cheeks, her face tinting a light pink from the sensation.

'Okay, so he's good with his hands...real good.' she thought.

As this continued, the sand castle began to shake before the sand around the binoculars crumbled, revealing Irwin trembling with rage.

"That should be me rubbing sunscreen on that angel's tushy!" she hissed to himself before a wave of water overtook him, washing both the sand and him out into the water. "HEY! WATCH IT, YO!"

"SORRY!" Lynn yelled with a laugh as she drove away from the shoreline on a jet ski morphed Shannon, with Lily holding the handgrip and being pulled behind and laughing while skiing on the water behind her older sister. Both human women were now in two piece bikinis, with Lynn's being red and Lily's being a sunny yellow.

"Was that Lynn and Lily?" Zim asked after seeing the spectacle. "And was that Shannon?"

"Looks like it." Mandy said before taking a quick peek around the beach. "And it looks like all the others are here too."

And it was true. All of them women were on the beach and enjoying the nice weather.

Lucy was shredding it on a skull surfboard in a black one piece.

Haiku was wearing a black two piece and lounging under a parasol that seemed to block out a lot of sunlight. Susie was with her in her own two piece and was enjoying a nice bit of reading.

The Kanker Sisters, sporting two piece bikinis that matched their hair color, were laughing as they watched a disguised Gir eat a volleyball that some people were using.

Lum was in a dark purple mini bikini and simply walked along the beach, a smirk on her face as she caught sight of those she passed by gazing at her.

Fink was in a white Brazilian bikini and was swimming out in the water.

Tak and Tenn were in matching two piece bikinis, with Tak's being purple and Tenn's being a red that matched her irken uniform, and were simply chatting and looking around the area. Tak had made Tenn a holographic generator to disguise herself, giving her the image of a woman with bubblegum pink hair done up in pigtails. Tak had simply defaulted to her original disguise when she first came to Earth.

"They all look like they're enjoying themselves." Zim said as he watched them all have fun, a smile coming to him as he admired their beauty. He also liked the way they bounced from time to time.

"Ahem!" Mandy coughed, gaining his attention. "I know that they're all your girlfriends, but I need you to be my boyfriend today. Remember?"

"Ah, leave him alone. Let him enjoy the view." Gaz said as she approached them in her own two piece cyan sling bikini.

"How are we supposed to convince Irwin if his eyes aren't on me all the time?" Mandy asked with a glare.

"He's too busy with his own problems at the moment." Gaz said with a snicker. All three of them watched as Irwin came up onto the beach, his entire body covered in jellyfish. They all slowly fell off, revealing a bloated and stung Irwin waddling in place.

"...owie." he muttered while Zim and Gaz laughed. Mandy didn't react, but she found it humorous as well.

"That should keep him occupied for a bit." Gaz said before she spotting some food stalls. "I'm gonna get some food. See you." she said before walking off.

"Yeah." Mandy said before turning back to Zim. "You can stop now rubbing sunscreen on me now. I'm covered."

"You never said to stop." Zim chuckled as he took his hands away.

"If she hadn't, I would've made you stop."

Both of them turned to see a red headed woman with an overly voluptuous figure in a red one piece life guard outfit looking down at them with a smile.

"Using sunscreen in alright, but rubbing it on certain spots in public is a problem. Especially with kids around." the woman said.

"Hello Mindy." Mandy dully greeted.

"Mandy." Mindy replied before looking down at Zim, who had a hard time seeing her face past her breasts. That changed when she bent over and looked him in the eye. "And hello to you."

"Um...hi?" Zim said with a nervous chuckle, making the woman giggle.

"Do you mind? My boyfriend and I are out on a date." Mandy said in annoyance.

"That's why I came over." Mindy said. "Out of everyone in Endsville, I never expected you to be interested in romance."

"I'm not. It's a mutually beneficial partnership on both parties." Mandy explained.

"Uh huh." Mindy nodded with a sly smile. "And the fact that your deadline was today had nothing to do with it?" Mandy merely shot a glare up at her, making Mindy laugh.

"Watch it, Mindy." Mandy warned.

"Oh relax. I'm just teasing you." Mindy said before leaning down next to Mandy. "If anything I expected this. I mean..." she trailed off while looking at Irwin, who was rubbing ointment on himself before another wave of water hit him, leaving him in even more jellyfish.

"AH COME ON!" he yelled before he swallowed one, making him gag and sputter.

"Ugh. Yeah, I don't blame you in the slightest." Mindy said as she shuddered in revulsion at the sight of Irwin. She then groaned in frustration when he feel over and looked like he was choking. "Great. Now I gotta give him mouth-to-mouth."

"My condolences." Mandy deadpanned as Mindy began walking over, but stopped and looked over her shoulder at Zim.

"Later, you little green cutie." she said with a wink before walking towards Irwin, her hips having more sway to them. Zim watched, transfixed on her ass, before watching her give Irwin mouth-to-mouth.

"Yeesh. I feel sorry for her." Zim said as they watched Mindy scraping her tongue after Irwin started breathing on his own.

"I'll send her some mouthwash." Mandy said as she put her swimsuit back on, laid on her back and flipped her shades over her eyes.

"Who exactly is she anyway?" Zim finally asked.

"That's Mindy. She's a childhood rival...ex-rival of mine." Mandy explained. "She was nothing but an annoying spoiled rich girl that wanted to take any new friends I made from me."

"So I'm guessing that 'cutie' comment was her trying to steal me away?" Zim asked.

"No. The hate between us started cool off after I helped her turn back from a witch into a human." Mandy answered. "As for what just happened, my guess is that she might just think you're cute."

"Then she has good taste." Zim said with a smile, then laughed when Mandy pushed him over. He righted himself and sat next to her before just relaxing. The two said nothing for about five minutes before both of them grew bored.

"So...Gaz tells me that you tamed death itself. That true?" Zim asked.

"Yes." Mandy answered in a strained voice.

"You sound upset about it." Zim said, noticing her mood sour a little.

"Would you believe that I'm being sued for rightfully having Grim under my thumb?" Mandy asked. Zim blinked at her once...twice...

"Huh?!"

A/N: So that's the first part of the date. Also, Eris won't join immediately. Finally, thoughts on Mindy. Possible, or no?