Static.

That's what it felt like inside of Irwin's head as he regained consciousness. Just a lot of noise and static as his mind tried to piece itself back together.

...pain.

His vision was blurred and half there after opening one eye. For some reason, he couldn't open the other.

...Pain.

A sound started to come to him. It sounded like a faint rhythmic beeping sound.

Pain!

He tried to move, but found that his arms, legs and...everything was bound.

PAIN! LOTS AND LOTS OF PAIN!

Irwin's visible eye flew open and he let out a muffled scream as his mind finally focused on one thing: the unimaginable pain he was feeling all over his body. A body that, after shifting his gaze down, was completely encased inside a full body cast. Panic rose as the rhythmic beeping from the heart monitor started to go crazy.

"Doctor! He's awake!" came a woman's voice. Irwin didn't pay any attention to what was being said. All he cared about was wanting the horrible pain to stop.

PAIN!

PAIN!

Pain!

...Pain...

...sleep...

Irwin woke up again, his mind less foggy and his body in...only just barely tolerable pain.

"Ah good. You're awake."

Irwin blinked a few times to clear his vision to see a man in a blue suit and graying hairline sitting next to him. He tried to say something before the man raised his hand.

"I wouldn't try to speak right now. The doctor said your jaw was was in more pieces than a jigsaw puzzle. And, if I'm being honest, the rest of you isn't much better." the man said as he rummaged through his briefcase. "You've only been in the hospital for two days. The doctors all said that it'll be a long time before you're healed enough to get out of that bed, even with help."

Irwin blinked as he finally remembered he was in a cast. He looked down at himself before giving the man a pleading look, then widening it in realization.

"It would appear that you remember me. I'm Edgar Grams, the lawyer that Mandy had present when she drew up that contract 10 years ago." the lawyer introduced. "I bet you're wondering why I'm here." he said. Irwin could only give a grunt. "I'll take that as a yes. You see, I'm going to be your defense attorney for your upcoming trial."

"Hmm?!" Irwin grunted in shock.

"Careful. You may pull something." Edgar warned as he pulled a stack of papers out of his briefcase. "These, Irwin, are but a few of the long list of crimes you're being charged with. The top one, I'm afraid, is attempted murder on Zim Ovirk."

Irwin's demeanor quickly did a 180 from horrified to enraged at the mention of Zim, his body trembling in fury.

"However, it appears that Mr. Ovirk, along with Mandy, have graciously decided to show you some mercy." Edgar continued as he pulled out a phone and began to record. "Mr. Ovirk and Mandy have agreed to drop the charges they have against you, but only if you agree to one small thing."

Irwin felt his eye get misty at the mention of Mandy, his one true love, showing him mercy.

"Mmm! Mmm!" Irwin grunted as he slowly moved his head in a nod.

"You haven't even heard what they want you to do." Edgar stated.

"MMMM!" was Irwin's muffled roar as he nodded some more, completely ignoring the pain it was causing him. The lawyer could only shake his head with a sigh.

"Very well then. This recording of your acceptance will be shown to the judge. However, it will only be valid-" he said as he pulled a disc out of his briefcase. "-if you watch this."

Irwin blinked at the disc, wondering if he heard right.

"You heard me right. All the charges that the two of them have filed against you will be dropped if you watch this. It won't clear up all the other charges against you, but I'll work on those after I leave." Edgar said before he took the disc out and popped it into a disc player. "Oh, and they wanted you to be alone when you watch this. They said I'd know if you watched it or not by your reaction. Well, I'm off to get some food from the cafeteria. Enjoy the movie...whatever it is." he said as he hit play before leaving.

Irwin watched the TV on the wall as it began to play. Nothing showed up at first until...

"Hello Irwin."

Irwin's visible eye widened and his heart raced at the sight of Mandy lying on a bed in nothing but pink lacy lingerie.

"If you're watching this, that means you've woken up and have agreed to the terms and Zim and I won't file charges against you." Mandy continued as she moved, changing positions and posing at the camera. "The only reason we're doing so is that everyone else knows what you've done and all the others who are coming for you have a solid case against you. With all that on your plate, you'll be getting life in prison with no parole." she said as she laid on her back and relaxed, her head hanging over the bed and looking at the camera upside-down. Irwin began to sweat as he remembered that he had blabbed to all those people what he'd been doing for ten years before Mandy continued. "Still, they wouldn't cut you off from the outside world. They'd let people write to you and vice-versa, meaning you'd no doubt write countless love letters of your undying love for me every day for the rest of your life."

Irwin felt his lips turn into a smile at that. Despite all she had just done to him, she still knew what he was thinking.

"That's why I'm doing this. Consider it a reward for your dogged persistence." she said as she posed some more before adopting a sad frown and looked straight at the camera. "Also...I have a message for you." she said as she placed a hand over her heart. "A message that comes from the deepest depths of my heart."

Irwin felt tears begin to form in his eye as he listened to her soft tone. Whatever it was she was about to say, he'd engrave it into his mind and heart for eternity.

"Dearest Irwin...I absolutely hate you." she said, her soft look shifting to a hardened scowl.

Irwin couldn't tell if the shattering sound that filled the room was his heart or his fractured jaw dropping within his bandages.

"I loathe you, Irwin. I despise you with every ounce of my very existence. You are a creep, a geek, a dork and a pathetic, stalking loser!" Mandy hissed as she jabbed her finger towards the camera before taking a calming breath and looking at the camera again and gestured at herself. "And that's why I've decided to do something that will show you that I will not, nor will I ever, in any way shape or form, be yours. And if you still can't get it through your head...then you're really sad and will have earned my pity."

Irwin didn't want to hear anymore. He didn't want to see anymore! To see and hear the one he loved reject him so horribly? There was no pain in the world that could top that!

Sadly, he was about to be proven wrong.

The video continued and showed a small green arm with three fingers gently glide into view from behind Mandy as she laid on her side. She merely blushed as the hand slithered up her body before sliding under her bra and began to fondle her breast. Irwin's eye twitched at the sight before the owner of the hand rose up from behind Mandy, showing it to be none other than a disguised and grinning Zim.

"Hey dweeb! Guess who's about to fuck this beautiful woman?" he asked before licking up Mandy's neck, making her moan and her blush to deepen before he slipped the tongue into her mouth and Frenched her. The two kissed for a solid thirty seconds before separating, with Zim licking his lips. "And guess who's going to be watching it all happen?" Zim asked as he looked straight at the camera. Straight at Irwin.

Irwin's whole body went numb as he watched the two strip out of their clothing before moving into a position that let the camera angle see Zim's massive dick just a few inches away from penetrating Mandy's wet pussy. He didn't want to believe it. He couldn't believe it! He absolutely refused to believe it!

"Do it." Mandy ordered. A moment later had her yelping in pain as Zim slowly shoved his girth into her, a trickle of blood seeping out a moment later.

Irwin felt something die in him as the sight of the blood meant only one thing.

"See that Irwin?" Mandy asked through her pained breathing. "That was the sight of me losing my virginity."

"And this is me taking it." Zim said with a smug smile before pulling an eyelid down and sticking his tongue out at the camera.

Irwin's pupil shrank at the sight before he watched as Zim began to slowly move in and out of Mandy, who was now gripping the bed to keep herself still as Zim drilled her. Each time he watched Zim thrust into her felt like a knife being plunged into his heart. And it only got worse as he saw the two really start to get into it.

"Come on, Zim. This may be my first time but I'm not a sissy. Ram me already!" Mandy ordered.

"As you command." Zim complied before he began to seriously pound her, the large bulge in Mandy's stomach looking like something was trying to jump out of her.

"That's it! That's what I want! Keep it up!" Mandy ordered through her heavy breathing, her eyes looking like they wanted to roll into the back of her head.

Irwin's body started to tremble as he continued to watch the two go at it, his cries of denial being muffled by his bandages as he shut his eye. He only wished he was loud enough to drown out the sounds of the two fucking each other.

"Mandy! I'm about to release!"

Irwin's eye shot back open at that. He didn't want to watch, but he couldn't look away either.

"Then let it go! Let it out inside of me!" she yelled. Zim proceeded to speed up and fuck Mandy before they both hit their climax and screamed as Zim shot his seed into her, making her belly bloat with semen. The both of them were panting after their sexual bout, their bodies coated in sweat. "So...that's sex, huh?" Mandy asked before she rubbed her swollen belly. "Where'd a little guy like you hide all this?"

"Ever heard the phrase 'Big things come in small packages?'" Zim asked as he gently rubbed her stomach as well. "What names should we give the children?"

"Don't know, but I do know one name I don't want them to have." Mandy said before looking at the camera again. "Guess what name that is, Irwin?"

Mr. Grams was quietly finish a sandwich from the cafeteria before looking at his watch. It's been over 20 minutes since I turned that video on. I wonder if Irwin watched it."

Without warning, the hospital shook as a monstrous howl of agony and rage filled the area, followed by what sounded like a crash. If one were to listen closely, they'd have heard a name in that wailing.

Mandy.

'It'snottrueit'snottrueit'snottrueit'snottrueIT'SNOTTRUE!' Irwin mentally changed, tears in his eyes as he flew through the air in his vampire bat form. He didn't care how badly his body hurt from the action. In fact, he didn't care about anything at that point, save for seeing Mandy to hear her deny what he had seen. He flapped his injured wings as fast as he could before he spotted her house and dive bombed it, shifting into his human form and limping towards the door.

"MANDY! OPEN UP! IT'S A LIE! TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE!" he begged as he pounded his fists on her door.

"HEY!"

Irwin turned towards the house across the street to see a man sticking his head out the window and yelling at him.

"IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR MANDY, SHE AND ANOTHER WOMAN NAMED MINDY MOVED AWAY FROM ENDSVILLE!" he yelled.

"WHAT?! WHEN DID SHE MOVE?!" Irwin asked.

"THE DAY AFTER MANDY AND SOME GUY NAMED ZIM BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THIS PERVERTED STALKER NAMED IRWIN! THAT WAS TWO DAYS AGO! EVERYONE IN TOWN'S HEARD ABOUT IT!" the man answered.

Irwin felt his world fall apart under his feet. Mandy, his love, had moved away with Zim to parts unknown. He felt...destroyed...defeated...sad...annoyed...irritated...infuriated!

"Mandy...you...you...YOOOOUUUU BIIIITTTCCCHHHH!"

The man closed his eyes as a blinding light erupted from Irwin, sending a dark purple shockwave out that smashed every window in the neighborhood. The man blinked a few times to get the spots out of his eyes before looking back at Irwin.

Irwin was snarling as a purple aura surrounded him, his eyes a blood red and his mummy bandages waving in the air after shifting into his mummy/vampire form.

"WHAT'S WITH THE WEIRD COSTUME? A LITTLE EARLY FOR HALLOWEEN, AIN'T IT?!" the man asked with a small smile. A smile that vanished when Irwin conjured a dark purple orb and flung it at the man, obliterating both him and his house.

"Silence, mortal fool!" Irwin snapped, his voice taking on a dark undertone as he walked away from Mandy's house. "I have had enough of having what is rightfully mine taken away from me! No longer shall I be denied what I want! I swear, by all the powers of darkness, that I shall take Mandy as my girlfriend-no, my bride, and I shall have my vengeance upon Zim for taking her away from me! I shall-"

Crrrck!

Irwin's declaration of revenge was cut off when a horrible cracking sound came from his body before he fell over in the middle of the street, the adrenaline fading from his body and the pain from his injuries hitting him like a truck.

HONK HONK!

CRUNCH!

Plus the new injuries he'd just gotten when a pick-up truck ran over him.

"...okay...first I heal up...then I seek revenge." Irwin muttered in pain.

A/N: Hope you all enjoyed. I really would appreciate more reviews. I know a lot of people are reading this, but not a lot of you are saying anything. And, and in bold to catch your eye:

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