-Before Irwin lost his mind-

After properly getting to know Mandy and Mindy, and after making sure the video was given to Edgar Grams, the group were now on their way towards another of Gaz's friends.

Mindy, now wearing a button up white shirt, blue jeans and red sneakers, had been, unsurprisingly, shocked about Zim being an alien and trying to save his species. Still, with all the weird and supernatural things she'd seen growing up in Endsville, it wasn't the most surprising thing to her.

She wouldn't deny she was scared about the whole 'bearing an alien's child' thing, but she also wouldn't deny that she'd been wanting in on the action when they told her what it meant for the women who came along. That and she'd been watching Zim and Mandy since the beginning behind a soundproof barrier alongside the other women.

She was practically drooling when she first saw Zim's hard dick and was squirming in her seat as she watched him pound Mandy. She had asked to go after and was giving a yes by the others, but that lead to a tiny problem.

"How long are they going to go at it?! They've been at it for hours!" Mindy said in frustration.

That problem? Zim and Mandy were still having sex long after they had finished the video for Irwin to see. They had paused and dressed long enough to hand the video over to Grams before they had left but had immediately went back at it and hadn't stopped since then.

"What's wrong? Want Zim inside you that badly?" Fink asked.

"...a little?" Mindy admitted as she fidgeted in her chair. After watching them again, she decided to try and take her mind off it by asking some questions. "So...what happened to all of my stuff? I mean, the ship shot out those tentacles into my house for only a minute, yet everything's gone."

"I absorbed them on a molecular level and added them to me." Tal answered. "I did the same thing with Mandy's stuff. When we find a place to settle in, I'll return everything."

"Huh...convenient." Mindy admitted before turning back to Zim and Mandy as Zim blew another load into her, making her stomach swell again. "Sheesh. She looks like she's going to explode."

"If they're not careful at first, she might." said Marie.

"At first?" Mindy parroted in confusion.

"Every time Zim bangs us, our wombs seem to become a little more elastic. Why? We don't know. We just chalk it up to being a side effect." Lucy explained.

"So you're saying that the more Zim fucks you, the more sperm you can hold inside you?" Mindy asked.

"Pretty much." Lucy admitted.

"This is all becoming very str-YAEARGH!"

The others jumped at Mindy's shreik while the red head threw herself to the floor and covered her face.

"...What are you doing?" Lee asked after a moment.

"WE'RE DOOMED! HIT THE DECK!" Mindy screamed. The others all looked at each other before Shannon walked over and picked her up by her shirt.

"What are you talking about?" she asked.

"It's Mandy! She's...She's...LOOK!" Mindy got out while wildly pointing at her and Zim. Everyone looked to see Mandy now riding reverse cowgirl style atop of Zim while he thrust up into her, his tongue split and playing with her tits, making her moan and wish for more...

With a smile on her face.

"So...what's wrong? Zim's fucked me that way a few times already." Gaz admitted.

"Not the position! It's her face! She's smiling!" Mindy yelled in horror as she thrashed in the air.

"So she's smiling. So what?" Tak asked.

"Last time she smiled, REALITY IMPLODED!" Mindy yelled. The others all blinked at her before laughing. "IT'S NOT FUNNY! MY HEAD TURNED INTO A BEET!"

"I think you've been out in the sun for too long with your lifeguard job!" Lily chortled.

"YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING WHEN YOUR HEAD TURNS INTO SOMETHING WORSE!" Mindy yelled.

"Will you shut up already? Everything's fine and nothing weird is happening." Tal huffed.

"Give it a minute!" Mindy snapped. Everyone was silent, save for the sound of Zim and Mandy going at it some more. "Annnny second now...any...second...now?" Mindy trailed off, confusion written all over her face.

"Would you look at that? Reality didn't implode." Lynn said before whispering to a giggling May. "Though I think her brain might've."

"Why don't you lie down and rest a bit? We'll let you know when Zim's ready for you." Shannon said as she dropped Mindy onto a bed that formed out of the floor.

"Uh...yeah...sure." Mindy said as the bed moved away, leaving the others to watch.

-Time passes-

Mindy was quietly lying on a bed as she waited for something to happen. After getting over her panic, she began to think about her situation. After ten minutes, she summed it up in a single sentence.

"I've become a harem girl to an alien invader to keep his species from becoming extinct." she said before sighing with a chuckle. "What has my life become?"

"Fun if you want to look at it that way."

Mindy turned to see Gaz standing there with a smile on her face.

"Fun, huh? Is that how you see it?" Mindy asked.

"I saw it as helping Zim out at the beginning. I still do, but now with a lot more benefits for everyone involved." Gaz answered as she sat down next to Mindy.

"You mean how some you have gotten powers? Or are you talking about that bust size of yours that gets larger every time?" Mindy asked with a smirk.

"Both and more." Gaz said before looking up at the ceiling. "Some of the others had...very difficult lives before they decided to join us."

"I'd heard some bad stuff happened, but I don't know the exact details." Mindy said before changing the topic. "Is there a reason you came to see me?"

"Zim and Mandy finished and are now resting. I came to ask if you still wanted to a turn." Gaz answered. "We didn't know if you were still...out of it."

"I'm still interested." Mindy said with a smile, the thought of Zim making her womanhood burn with desire.

"Good." Gaz nodded before a thought popped up. "Out of curiosity, why did you accept? The others weren't so quick to accept. And Mandy said you called Zim a cutie."

"I do think he's cute in an odd sort of way." Mindy confessed with a small blush. "As for accepting to bear a child for him...I'm honestly still asking myself that." Her smile faded and she gained a solemn look. "Maybe...part of me is still the same as before."

"What do you mean?" Gaz asked as she watched Mindy slightly curl up on the bed.

"Mandy must've told one of you already. I was a rotten person when I was a kid. After Mandy refused to be my friend, I acted like a total bitch to her. Well, I was already a bit of a bitch, but I took her rejection hard. I wanted to take away any new friend she got, or humiliate her. Anything to make her hurt." Mindy said, her eyes getting a little misty. "Yet despite how I was, she had Grim use his powers to turn me back to normal. Ever since, I tried to be less mean to everyone. I even made some new friends, and Mandy...well, we're not exactly friends, but we're not at each others throats anymore."

"So why are you upset?" Gaz asked. Mindy didn't turn to her as she sighed.

"I...felt a little jealous of her." Mindy answered. Gaz blinked in confusion as Mindy continued. "Even though I'm a lot less bitchy and Mandy stayed the same, the thought of her getting a boyfriend just...irked me somehow. No man ever approached me, even if some of it was because they were too shy, but..." Mindy trailed off and sniffed a little in sadness.

"Well, that might be my fault."

Both women turned to see Mandy standing there, clean of any fluids and in a thin shirt and pink panties.

"After all, I did go around and try to get a lot of men to be my boyfriend." Mandy continued from where she stood. "If I hadn't, Irwin wouldn't have done anything to make them reject the idea. They might have thought that coming to you would have Irwin come after them for some dumb reason."

"In other words, Mindy might have had someone already if not for this whole thing with Irwin?" Gaz guessed.

"Probably. I don't really know, but I do know that some of them weren't going to ask you out because they liked you. They wanted you for either your money or because you're beautiful." Mandy explained.

"They what?!" Mindy yelled.

"It's true. And some of them were even told me they'd come for you when I asked them to be my boyfriend for the dumbest reasons. Like how your breasts are bigger than mine and other dumb crap." Mandy continued, making Mindy growl as her fingers curled into fists.

"Can't expect all men to be in it for romance. Same could be said about some women to." Gaz threw in.

"Yeah. And it's why you didn't get asked by them. I beat them up myself for turning me down and coming after you." Mandy finished.

"Why?" Mindy asked through her anger. "I thought you didn't like me."

"I'm not fond of you, but I knew how much you like that romance junk. Falling for guys like that would've hurt you more than I ever could." Mandy explained. "Even I'm not that much of a bitch."

Mindy and Gaz just stood there and stared at her before Mindy slowly got up, walked over towards Mandy and outright glomped her in the mother of all hugs. Mandy blinked for a second before rolling her eyes and hugging her back, letting Mindy silently weep on her shoulder.

"So...would this mean they've become friends?" Tal whispered through a microphone into Gaz's ear. Gaz only responded with a smile and a shrug.


After their little hug, Mindy had been given a quick shower and, per her request, her lifeguard swimsuit she took after quitting her job. She was now standing outside a doorway into another section of Tal where Zim was currently resting, her expression a mixture of unease and determination.

'You can do this. Don't lose your nerve. Think of the positives about him. He's not only rich and can support everyone, but he's also kind and treats all the women here with respect.'

With those thoughts, she took a deep breath, slowly let it out, and spoke.

"Zim? It's me, Mindy." she announced. Immediately afterwards, a doorway opened to let her inside. She walked in to find Zim lying by himself in a bed in nothing but his underwear, his eyes closed and a peaceful smile on his face.

"Come in." he said without moving. Mindy steeled herself before walking in, but jumped when the door behind her vanished, leaving the two alone inside. "Jumpy, aren't we?" Zim asked with a chuckle, making Mindy blush at him.

"S-Shut up! I'm not used to this place!" Mindy said in her defense.

"Sorry about that." Zim said in earnest before sitting up and stretching. "By the way, why the swimsuit?"

"This?" Mindy asked while gesturing to it before turning away with a blush. "I thought it might be fun to try...maybe a little foreplay with it...annnnd I don't have any sexy underwear." she said, muttering the last part.

"Well we can remedy that last part later." Zim said as he looked her up and down. "But the swimsuit? Very nice. Almost takes my breath...away..." Zim said before dramatically falling over in fake death, one eye half opened and looking at nothing. Mindy just blinked at him before looking around until Tal appeared on a screen.

"You're the lifeguard. Give him mouth to mouth." she deadpanned. Mindy's eyes widened before she facepalmed.

"Right. Foreplay. Stupid me." she muttered before shaking it off and walking over to him. "Don't worry. I'll save your life." she said with a sultry smile as she gently took his head and positioned it as such. She then took a deep breath before pressing her lips to his and gently blowing air into his lungs, the both of them enjoying the warm feeling each time their lips met. She then began to gently compress his chest, her arms angled to keep squishing her tits together each time she pressed down on him. Zim had to stop himself from smiling as his one opened eye watched her breasts bounce each time.

"Come on. Open your eyes! Tell me you're alive!" she said in mock panic, a smile trying to worm its way onto her worried expression. She then began to give him mouth-to-mouth again, though they lasted a little longer each time. Finally, Zim jerked and made a coughing sound, making her get off him as he fluttered his eyes open.

"...You saved my life." he muttered with a smile.

"Of course I did. I'm a lifeguard." Mindy said before gently caressing his face. "And even if I wasn't, I couldn't just let a cutie like you die."

"How can I ever repay you?" he asked with a warm smile. Her own smile gained a mischievous undertone as she lifted him up into her arms.

"I normally don't ask for anything in return, but if you're feeling generous..." she trailed off as she held him close, his body squishing against her breasts as she held him up at eye level. "I can think of a few things." she giggled before they kissed and gently laid down on the bed.

Mindy could feel her heart swell with joy as they continued to kiss. She had wanted to be with someone like this, someone who actually cared for her as a person, and now it was coming true. She didn't care that Zim wasn't exclusively hers. All she cared was that someone loved her.

And she was going to feel that love in more ways than one.

She giggled from under Zim as she opened her mouth, allowing him to slip his tongue in and dance with hers. They fought with each other as they tasted each other before separating, a trail of saliva coming from their lips.

"Irkens have good taste." Mindy commented before looking confused. "I'm probably just imagining this, but I could've sworn I felt two tongues in my mouth." Zim grinned as he stick his tongue out a little before it split into five different tongues, making Mindy's eyes widen. They widened further as a blush crept onto her face when Zim stick his tongue out as far as it could go, which was almost long enough to reach the ceiling from the floor, before twisting the tongues together to make a hand that waved at her.

"Think it's still your imagination?" Zim asked around his tongue. Mindy just stared at the tongue before her eyes shifted to Zim.

"I think...I'm ready to skip foreplay." she whispered as she started to slide her swimsuit off.

"Wait." he said with a raised hand before he gently lifted the strap back up with his tongue. "Leave it on." he said with a grin, making her give off a flirty chuckle.

"Naughty boy~" she cooed.


"Been meaning to ask." Gaz said to Mandy as they walked through Tal. "What's up with your hair?"

"What do you mean?" Mandy asked.

"I mean why is it suddenly sticking up and looking like a flame?" Gaz asked as she had Tal produce a mirror. Mandy looked at her reflection to find, to her surprise, that her hair had indeed changed.

"Hmm. I don't know why it's doing that. I do remember it being this way once when I entered a black belt martial arts tournament when I was younger." Mandy mused as she gripped her hand into a fist. "And I'm feeling a powerful urge to fight someone for some reason." she said with a glare before it softened back into her usual frown, her eyes shifting towards Gaz. "Think it's a side effect?"

"Maybe. Probably reawakened some old magical powers you once had." Gaz answered before stopping before a wall. "They beyond here?"

"Yep, and Mindy's having the ride of her life." Tal answered before filtering in the sounds of Mindy's moans and gasps of pleasure.

"Sounds like she's having fun." Gaz said with a smile before turning to Mandy. "You sure you're done for today?"

"I'm still sore from earlier. I'm not going to be doing it again for a while." Mandy answered. Shortly after she said that, a window appeared, allowing both women to see Zim and Mindy having sex. Mindy was riding a top of Zim in her swimsuit, but was flailing and grasping at Zim's tongues as they slithered around inside of her swimsuit, groping and squeezing everywhere they could get. This kept up even as Zim shot into her, making her scream as her stomach swelled with semen before the window disappeared.

"And now?" Gaz asked with a blush as she turned to Mandy, who was red as a tomato and had blood dripping from where her small nose was.

"...I have been wrong before." Mandy muttered.

-Meanwhile-

"Where could she have gone?" Dib asked out loud as he flew through the air in Tak's cloaked ship. After he had left Peach Creek, he had flown to the surrounding towns and asked if anyone had seen her or a massive limo recently. No one had seen Gaz, but they did mention seeing a limo. Sadly, they didn't know where it was or which way it went. "And why did she say she has a boyfriend but that one guy said she had a girlfriend?"

"Maybe she's selling herself off for cash? I hear that happens on Earth." Tak's ship suggested.

"My sister is not some slut!" Dib snapped.

"You sure you know everything about your sister?" the ship asked in a smug tone.

"No, but I do know that Gaz isn't that type of person! She likes video games and pizza! She's not some kind of weird sexual nutcase!"


"ACHOO!" Gaz sneezed before wiping her nose with a tissue Tal produced from somewhere. "Thanks." she said as she threw it away before going back to watching Mindy and Mandy make out while Zim fucked them both with his dick and tongues.


"I just need to find her and get her to help me find Zim." Dib said to himself before he pulled out his phone and dialed a number. "Please remember that it's me this time." he muttered as it began to ring.

"Hello. Professor Membrane here." came his dad's voice.

"Dad! Yes! You remembered me!" Dib shouted in joy.

"Why wouldn't I remember my own son?" Prof. Membrane chuckled.

"...Ignoring that for now." Dib whispered before raising his voice to a normal tone. "Dad, do you have any idea where Gaz went? I've been trying to locate her."

"Why don't you simply call your sister?" his father asked.

"I do, but she doesn't ever tell me where she is. I need to find her!" Dib answered.

"Well, the last I heard, she was at a video game contest." Prof. Membrane said. "Now that I think about it, I recall that the prize was being given away by your strange foreign friend."

"He's what?!" Dib yelled before composing himself. "Thanks dad! Bye!" he quickly said before hanging up and pulling out his laptop. "Let's see...Zim Ovirk...recent video game tournament..." he muttered as he typed in the words before starting his search. "Here! This wasn't that long ago." he said as he found a news article about the SKARL3T ROUT1N3 game tournament.

He did not like what he read.

"Gaz and this...rat woman were zapped and unresponsive?! WHY DIDN'T SHE SAY ANYTHING TO ME?!" he yelled before he had the ship fly in the direction of where the tournament was held. "Someone there must know what happened! I have to investigate!"


Zim was lying between Mindy and Mandy, both woman having passed out after exhausting themselves and all three covered in sweat and fluids.

"Well...that was fun." he said as he tried to catch his breath.

"I had fun watching."

Zim raised his head to see Gaz waving from the other side of a window at him.

"Heheh...If I had the energy, I'd ask if you want to go a round." Zim said with a chuckle.

"Tempting, but not right now. You need to get showered and dressed. We're five minutes from our next stop." Gaz informed him.

"Alright." Zim groaned as he pushed his tired body up into a sitting position, making Mandy and Mindy groan as their bodies were moved in their sleep. "What was the town called again?"

"It's a town called Assimilation."


A/N: Just a little extra chapter before they hit the next town. Hope you all enjoyed. Don't forget to review and cast suggestions and votes. If I keep missing it in the review or you don't see it, PM for more details.