A/N: I know a lot of you are asking me to update a lot of different stories, but I'm really focused on this one. It's the most fun at the moment and it helps take my mind off of some bad crap that's happening. Please tolerate my selfishness. Thank you.

Also, the inspiration for the next addition to Zim's harem is based off a fanart drawing made by Drawsputin.

Tal drove slowly through the town of Assimilation, allowing the group inside to look around for a moment.

"Huh. I always heard nothing but a bunch of bad jokes and other things about New Jersey." Zim said to himself as he looked at the viewscreen of the buildings and people.

"Be glad Lisa's not here. She'd go off and try to explain it all in a boring way." Lynn deadpanned while most of the others got ready to walk around the town.

"You sure it's okay for us to walk around as we are?" Fink asked.

"Don't worry. My friend said that since the town got used to her and her family, nobody bats an eye on anything out of the ordinary unless it actually tries to do anyone harm." Gaz explained. "Even Gir could walk around without his disguise and nobody would care."

"YAY! I GONNA STREAK THROUGH TOWN!" Gir cheered.

"Just as long as you don't wreak the town." Zim ordered before looking at everyone. "So all of you will be going about the town while Gaz and I meet...who again?" he said, directing the last part towards Gaz.

"Her name is Wednesday Addams." Gaz answered.

"Right. Wednesday Addams." Zim said with a nod before turning to them all. "So all of you are going to just wander about town while Gaz and I talk to Wednesday?"

"Pretty much." Lee said while May stretched her arms above her head. "As fun as Tal is, being cooped up inside her most of the time is starting to give me cabin fever."

"Same here. I want to stretch my legs." Lynn added in agreement as she stretched her legs.

"How long will you two be talking to her?" Tenn asked as she and Tak had their holo-disguises up.

"I don't know, but it shouldn't be too long." Gaz answered as Tal slowed to a stop. "And what will you be doing while we're gone, Tal?"

"Meh. Look up on the internet. Try to find places to set up base. Something to keep me occupied." she answered before making a door appear. "Contact me when you're done."

"Will do." Gaz answered before she and a disguised Zim got off. They waved at the others before the door disappeared and Tal drove back towards town, the gate slamming shut behind them when they passed through. After that, the two turned towards the manor and walked towards it.

"You were right. The place does have a spooky vibe to it." Zim said as he took in the appearance of the Addams's home.

"Wait until you meet the family itself." Gaz chuckled as she hit the doorbell, causing a massive gong to go off inside the home. A moment later had a very large man come out and look down at them.

"Yoooooooouuuuuu raaaaaaaaaannnnnnng?"

"...I am suddenly full of immense doubt." Zim muttered through a nervous smile.

"Easy Zim." Gaz muttered with a smile as a shorter man appeared.

"Ah, Gazlene!" the man greeted with a smile as he shook her hand with both of his. "It's been so long since we've seen you. Wednesday told us you were coming."

"Hello Mr. Addams. Nice to see you again." Gaz greeted.

"Well don't just stand there. Come on in." the man said as he gestured her inside before spotting Zim. "And who is this little guy?"

"This is Zim. He's my boyfriend." Gaz answered.

"Your boyfriend?" Gomez said before smiling. "Ahh, you've found love!" he exclaimed before bending down and shaking Zim's hand. "Nice to meet you. Gomez Addams!"

"Uh...Zim Ovirk." Zim answered. "You, uh, have a...unique house, Mr. Addams."

"Thank you. It's perfectly terrifying." he said before standing up. "And you, sir, have a sickly shade of green skin!" he complimented before he started to gently push them inside. "Come in. Come in." he said while Lurch shut the doors. Zim looked around at the interior before letting out a quiet whistle. "You came at a perfect time. Our family is playing a little game at the moment, but you two can join in as well."

"A game?" Gaz asked.

"Just a silly little game of Hunt and Destroy. Nothing much." Gomez answered.

"You're playing what now?!" Zim asked in shock before what sounded like an explosion came from nearby. Zim squeaked in panic when Lurch suddenly lifted him up into the air and lead Gaz a few steps to the right. A moment later, something came crashing through a window before barreling through where the two guests were moments ago. All of them looked as the smoking object slammed into the wall, revealing itself to been a teenage boy with short blonde hair covered in soot.

"Ow." the teen groaned as he got up on his shaky feet. "Wednesday booby trapped the lawn again."

"You really need to be careful, Pugsley. You know how well your sister is with her traps." Gomez chuckled before turning towards a hand that just walked in across the floor. "So, what's the score so far, Thing?"

"What...is that?" Zim muttered as Thing produced a small card that read 'MEN: 22 WOMAN: 95' from out of nowhere.

"That's Thing. Don't ask me about him. I haven't a clue." Gaz answered before turning back towards Gomez. "If we join, what are the rules?"

"Rules are simple. Men against women. Players have to hunt down and attack the opposing side or set up traps for them to trip. First team to 100 points wins."

"Isn't it bad to join a game in the middle?" Zim asked.

"Not at all. Keeps things fresh." Gomez answered. "Right now, it's myself, Lurch, Fester and Pugsley against Morticia, my mother, Wednesday and her friend Parker."

"So if Zim and I join in, we'll be against each other and have to hunt down each other along with our teams?" Gaz asked.

"Pretty much." Pugsley answered.

"Sounds like fun. We're in." she said in agreement.

"We are?" Zim asked.

"Why not? It'll be fun." Gaz said before whispering to him. "Plus, the game's almost over anyway."

"Great!" Gomez said before pulling some cloth from his pocket. "Now, to keep it fair, we need you two to be blindfolded and lead to different areas of the house. After you've been given the signal, you two will remove the blindfolds and will officially join in."

"Is this a good idea?" Zim whispered as Gomez blindfolded him.

"Relax, Zim. The Addams's are nice people. They're just...a little different." Gaz answered as Lurch blindfolded her.

"Thing, go and inform everyone about our guests and tell them they've joined in the game." Gomez ordered as he and Lurch lead Gaz and Zim towards different directions. Thing crawled away to do as he was told, leaving the room quiet, save for a figure's footsteps as they appeared from the shadows.

"Hmm...quite an interesing individual you've brought with you, Gaz."

-Meanwhile-

While Gaz and Zim joined the Addams's game, the rest of the group had split up and were out and about in the town.

"She was right." Fink said as she and Shannon walked down the street, earning a few waves from the people. "The people here aren't freaking out. Kinda feels like home." she said.

"I'll say. Think this could be a good place for Zim to set up his base?" Shannon asked.

"I don't know. As accepting as everyone here is, I feel like they're all...watching us." Fink said as she noticed the subtle glances thrown their way.

"You're a mutant rat woman and I'm a robot. Of course they're gonna look at us like that." Shannon said before looking over her shoulder and some men looking at them.

"What?" Fink asked as she looked over her shoulder as well.

"I thought I actually felt it when they looked at my ass." Shannon answered with a smirk. Fink started to respond before she and Shannon bumped into somebody in front of them. "Sorry about that. Are you o-"

"Hey! Look what you did!" yelled the blonde woman they bumped into. She was around their height, had her blonde hair in a ponytail, wore a pink polo shirt, blue jeans and white heels. "My clothes are covered in my latte!" she snapped as she gestured to the stain on her shirt and pants.

"Our bad. We'll pay to have it cleaned-" Shannon began to say.

"Ugh. More freaks from that freaky Addams family." the woman scoffed with a disgusted sneer.

"Excuse me?" Fink said with a frown.

"We may be 'freaks' but at least we have manners." Shannon said with a glare of her own.

"Whatever. Just cough up the cash for my dry cleaning." the woman demanded.

"On second thought, we changed our mind. Pay for your own dry cleaning, bitch!" Fink snapped.

"Oh no! You did not just call me a bitch!" the blonde woman hissed.

"Keep up that attitude and I'll call you something worse." Shannon said as she and Fink turned around and walked away, leaving the woman to gape in shock.

"You...You...YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" she finally yelled before stomping away.

"Rotten little...rgh!" Fink growled before taking a calming breath. "Easy. Don't get us thrown out of town. Wait until Zim and Gaz get Wednesday to come with us."

"Then we beat her ass?" Shannon asked.

"Maybe." Fink said.

"Maybe?" Shannon parroted in surprise.

"Trust me. I wanna kick her ass all over this town, but we have to be mindful about Zim. We mess up, it could hurt him somehow." Fink explained as they walked. She kept walking before she noticed she was alone. She turned around to see Shannon staring at her with a big smile. "What?"

"You like him, don't you?" Shannon said, making Fink blush and look away with a smile.

"Of course I do. I wouldn't have...you know, with him if I didn't like him." Fink admitted.

"I mean more than just physically." Shannon added, making Fink jump as the blush spread to her whole face before she started fidgetting in place.

"Well...maybe?" Fink said in a quiet voice before shaking her head. "I-It doesn't matter! You and I are only here temporarily! Once Zim sets up a base, we've been ordered to return!"

"True." Shannon said as she walked past, but stopped and shot a smile over her shoulder. "Unless you get a reason not to go back to work." With that, Shannon walked on, leaving Fink to stand there and try to wrap her head around her stepsister's words.

"So you two have finally decided to officially join us?" Marie asked her sisters as they sat on a park bench.

"Yeah. We've seen enough of Zim's character to join up." Lee said.

"That, and I keep doing it with Zim in my dreams." May added with a chuckle before a thought came to her mind. "You think doing it will fix anything that might be wrong with us? Like how it gave Marie back her eye?"

"Maybe." Lee said before lightly picking at her teeth. "If so, I can have my real teeth back. These partials and caps suck to put on all the time."

"I hope it doesn't shorten my teeth. I like them this way." May whined as she tapped her buck teeth.

"Might shrink that fat ass of yours." Marie chuckled, which turned into laughter when May knocked her off the bench. "What? We've been telling you to go on a diet since high school." she chuckled before May launched herself off the bench and landed on Marie's stomach, knocking the wind out of her sister. "Get your big butt off me!"

"Not until you apologize!" May yelled. The two began to wrestle with each other before Lee grabbed them by the back of their shirts.

"Alright, break it up!" she ordered. "Save your energy for later. Besides, we promised not to cause trouble. Remember?"

"Fine." they both grumbled, prompting Lee to let them go.

"Good. Now let's-" Lee began before suddenly going silent.

"Let's...what?" Marie asked.

"What's wrong Lee?" May asked. Lee answered by grabbing the top of their heads and aiming them down at the ground. They stared for a moment before their eyes widened in shock, their eyes locked on the sight of the grass moving in such a way that it looked like a woman was waving at them. They kept watching even as it began to glide through the grass until it was gone.

"...Maybe it's...just the wind?" May asked.

"The wind's not blowing right now." Lee answered.

Marie said nothing, the sound of her swallowing the lump in her throat was all that was heard.

-Addams Home-

Zim was quietly lurking through the house, his Pak's spider legs keeping him up in the shadows. He had been silent as he looked for one of the women of the house to target for the game. While he was searching, he'd discovered quite a few oddities about the house.

The first thing about the house was that it was, in fact, haunted. After all, hearing the words 'GET OUT' being echoed throughout the house and rattling the place was kind of a big clue.

The second thing was that the place had a lot of traps here and there that had come with the house back when it was an insane asylum.

Other than that, it was just a really big house, which was perfect for Hunt and Destroy.

'If this wasn't a game, I'd feel like a creepy stalker.' Zim thought to himself as he moved through the house, a grin starting to form on his face. Something about the game itself had made Zim a little nostalgic, his mind going back to the stealth training he'd done when he trained to be an Invader.

So far, he'd seen most of the people that Gomez had mentioned. He'd seen Fester chasing Grandmama through the hallway with a spear. He'd seen Lurch shambling through the kitchen before the refrigerator door blew open, sending out a gust of cold air that froze him from the neck down. He'd seen Morticia feeding some carnivorous house plants. He'd also seen Pugsley run around while on fire, yelling about another booby trap.

'Including Gomez, that's all the men and two women.' Zim thought to himself as he lowered himself to the floor and clung to the wall. 'That just leaves Wednesday and that friend of hers named Parker. But where could they be? It's a big house.' he thought as he tapped his chin with his finger. 'What should I do?'

Swish!

THUNK!

Zim blinked for a moment before he reached up and felt his wigless head. His eyes widened as he looked at the wall, his wig now pinned to it by a crossbow bolt. He felt a chill run up his spine as the sound of another arrow being slowly set filled his hearing, causing his muscles to lock up in terror. He couldn't explain it, but something had paralyzed him with fear. A fear that intensified as he heard a woman utter one word. One. Single. Word.

"Run."

If anyone had been watching, they'd have sworn that Zim had been shot out of a cannon with how fast he was going through the house. He ran as fast as his legs could run, his mind too far flung into fear to use his Pak's legs to get him away faster.

'Shitshitshitshitshit! Who was that?!' he thought as he ran through various room while ducking and jumping to avoid the occasional arrow being shot at him. 'Whoever they are, THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL ME!'

He quickly ducked as another arrow flew at him, allowing it to fly over his head. He turned back to see if they were still chasing him, completely ignorant to the arrow having tiny holes open up and spew thin thread out and connect to the walls. He yelped when he stumbled before he ended up tangled in the thread, leaving him thrashing to try and get out out. "What...is this?!" he growled before a the figure loomed over him, making him stop and stare up at her in terror.

"What it is," said the woman as she set another arrow in her crossbow. "Is you being captured, earning another point for me."

Gaz was calmly walking through the house without a care in the world, a knife in hand that she had plucked out of Fester's back when he and Grandmama ran past her a few times.

"Good thing these guys have thick skin." she said to herself before tossing it over her shoulder when she heard heavy footsteps behind her. She turned to see Lurch standing there, the knife now embedded into his right shoulder. "Sorry Lurch. Rules are rules." she said. Lurch's response to that was to just grunt.

"Nice throw." came a woman's voice. Both Lurch and Gaz turned to see a young gothic woman with a nice figure approaching them.

"Parker, right?" Gaz asked.

"Glad you remembered me, Gaz." Parker said before hugging Gaz, who returned it.

"How you been?" Gaz asked while Lurch walked off, the knife still in his shoulder.

"Been good. Hanging out with Wednesday a lot these days. Looking for a place to move into together." Parker answered.

"Wednesday told me that you guys were looking to be roommates in your own home." Gaz said as the two began to walk through the house. "Any luck?"

"We've got our eyes on a few place, but haven't decided yet." Parker answered. "So what are you doing here anyway? Wednesday said you had something you wanted to talk to her about."

"It's...a little complicated." Gaz said while scratching the back of her head. She had been prepared to tell Wednesday about this because her family was already out of the ordinary. But Parker? Friend of the family she may be, she didn't know if Parker could handle why Gaz was here.

"Don't feel like sharing, huh? Alright, I'll drop it." Parker said with a sigh and a smile. "By the way, Wednesday said you were coming with your boyfriend. Who is he? What's he like?"

"He's, shall we say, out of this world." Gaz said with a chuckle.

"What does that mean?" Parker asked before her eyes got wide. "Did you guys...well, you know." she said, her cheeks turning pink.

"Careful. You've got some color showing." Gaz giggled. "But yeah, we did it. Lots and lots of it." Gaz finished, making Parker go red.

"Geez. I didn't think you'd do something like that. NOT...that I'm saying you wouldn't ever. It's just that I didn't peg you to be interested in that stuff." Parker ranted a bit.

"Things change." Gaz said with a shrug. "What about you? You have someone you like?"

"A few times, but that bitch Bethany kept stealing anyone I liked away." Parker said with a scowl. "She may not openly antagonize me since Wednesday had those zombie frogs attack her years ago, but she hasn't changed a bit."

"Just think of it this way. If they went after her instead of you, then they have low standards." Gaz said, making the both of them laugh.

"True that." Parker chuckled. "Too bad it wasn't her personality they were interested in."

"Let me guess. A shake of her hips and a bounce in her step had the boys following her?" Gaz guessed.

"Like perverted mice to a skanky Pied Piper." Parker groaned. "I have a nice figure too, but she flaunts her whenever she can."

"Why not flaunt yourself once in a while?" Gaz asked.

"I'd rather not. Besides, the men in town have been eyeing Wednesday lately." Parker answered.

"They have? Why? Suddenly like thinner girls?" Gaz asked, making Parker stop and stare at her. "What?"

"You haven't seen Wednesday yet, have you?" she asked.

"No. Why? She grew a little?" Gaz asked.

"'A little' my green ass!" came Zim's voice.

Both women looked in the direction that Zim's voice came from before Gaz's eyes widened at the sight of Wednesday.

She had grown as tall as her mother and her hairstyle was the same, but her chest, hips and ass had ballooned out, her outfit hugging her large figure.

And in her arms was Zim, the top half of his head practically being smothered by her tits.

"Hello, Gaz." she said in a dull tone.

A/N: Stopping here. Not very descriptive for both of them, I know. Still, I hope it's enough for now. Remember, Wednesday's figure is based off a fanart drawing by Drawsputin. Go check out their works for more favorite characters you may like.