A/N: Another short chapter. Also, please stop asking me to update different stories in the review section. Either PM me or don't leave anything. And stop saying you're excited for the next chapter. That's not a review.

Parker was rapidly pacing through the Addams mansion, her eyes wide in shock and words fumbling past her lips.

"He's an alien! Not surprising! Seen weirder stuff over the years inside this mansion. Pugsley even has a pig girl mutant something or other as a girlfriend! Girlfriend. Girlfriends! Zim has more than one girlfriend and is looking for more! I mean, it's to save his people, despite them being a species that take over other planets! But they're far away from us and don't plan to come here now! Now they want Zim to help repopulate his world by impregnating our women! Gaz is helping and wants Wednesday to join and she was stone faced and they turned to me and what on Earth has my life become?!" she finished before sliding down the wall until she was sitting, her body slumped over in utter defeat. "Nothing makes sense anymore." she muttered as she curled in on herself. She didn't move before she felt something very large rub against her body, her left arm reaching out and gently petting whatever it was. "Thanks Kitty." she said as she looked up at the old lion, it's fur and main a mixture of grey colors indicating his advanced age. "How's your mate and litter?" she asked. Her question was answered when a small pack of lions raced by as they chased a red dot on the ground, a laughing Pugsley running behind them all. "Lively as ever." she said before frowning, the sight of all the young lions making her think of kids. "Wanting to have us give birth to alien babies." she said to herself before sighing. "That's just crazy."

"Crazy, but true."

Parker looked up to see Gaz walking towards her before stopping a foot away.

"Sorry for dropping that bombshell out of nowhere." Gaz apologized as she sat next to Parker. "I wanted to only talk to Wednesday about it since I felt she'd be less...iffy about doing something like this. Then she just went and said it. Stupid mind reading power." she grumbled the last part.

"I...am honestly surprised. I'd thought that after meeting Wednesday and seeing how her and her family lived, nothing would surprise me. Not even aliens being real." Parker admitted. "But not only do I meet one, but it's one that's going around and trying to screw every woman he meets."

"Not true." Gaz denied, making Parker look at her in confusion. "It's true that he needs to gather women and mate with them to have them give him babies, but he's not going around and just asking every woman he sees. The woman have to be approved by me. If they're not, they're not allowed to get near Zim and vice versa."

"And if they try?" Parker asked.

"Let's just say that no one will be able to tell where one of them starts and the other begins." Gaz answered with a smile, making Parker's eyes widen.

"So...what do the women get out of this?" Parker asked with a nervous smile.

"Quite a bit." Gaz said before she starting counting on her fingers. "First, they live with Zim in his home, which is going to be huge." she began before gaining a thoughtful look. "Actually, we may need more than one. Anyway, continuing on. The women will be cared for. Personal requests are doable if they aren't impossible or eat away at Zim's bank account."

"Sounds like it would be worth it." Parker said before looking away with an uneasy look. "And all the women have to do is have Zim mate with them and bear his children."

"Yeah." Gaz said before giving her a kind smile. "Trust me, I was terrified at first too, and I was the one that urged Zim to accept."

"Still, it's just...out of nowhere. Being asked to give birth to an alien's baby? That kind of thing only happens in movies." Parker said.

"Well unless you accept, you don't have to worry about it." Gaz told her. "Like I said before, you're free to say no. We won't force either you or Wednesday."

"I know. I'm just worried." Parker sighed. "Layla and Kayla moved away, so Wednesday is the only friend I have in town. If she decides to leave..."

"I see what you're saying. If she decides to leave, you'll either be alone or feel pressured to join to stay together. Is that it?" Gaz asked.

"That, and I don't want to make her feel like she's abandoning me if she decides to go." Parker lamented.

"I see." Gaz nodded. "Still, you're thinking about things that may or may not happen. Zim's asking now, so just wait and see if she accepts the invitation or not."

"I accept your invitation." Wednesday said in a dull tone.

"...Really?" Zim asked after a moment of shock.

"Did I stutter?" Wednesday asked.

"No, but usually the women we ask don't agree so readily." Zim answered.

"I read yours and Gaz's minds and found that there are more pros than cons in joining your ever-growing harem of women." Wednesday said.

"Uh...okay?" Zim said with a shrug.

"Good." she said before getting off her bed. "However, I do require a few things for joining."

"Such as?" Zim asked with a wary eye.

"One: My own laboratory when you get your base set up." Wednesday began.

"Easy." Zim nodded with a smile.

"Two: Some time be we depart to say my farewells to my family." Wednesday continued.

"Sure. The others want time to unwind and walk around town a bit." Zim agreed.

"Three: When you've gotten your home and my laboratory set up, I wish to perform an in-depth look into your biology." Wednesday said, making Zim's eyes widen.

"Ehh...how in-depth?" Zim asked with a bit of sweat on his forehead.

"I'm not going to tear you apart, Zim. I merely wish to study your body's organs and other functions. I believe that your base's computer could also tell me as well." Wednesday said.

"He'll probably need an upgrade. That, or I'll need a new base A.I. since he's vastly out-of-date." Zim muttered the last part.

"I may be able to offer some assistance." Wednesday said as she opened her drawer and retrieved something before approaching Zim and taking his hand. "And finally, I want you to wear this before we have sex." she said as she place something in his palm. Zim looked down at what appeared to be a small silver ring with a circumference of a quarter.

"A ring? Is this a proposal of sorts?!" Zim asked in shock.

"No." Wednesday said as she walked towards the door. "That's for your penis." she finished as she walked out, leaving Zim to stare at her retreating form with horror-filled eyes.

"...what?"

Lynn was sweating as she race through town, her speed pulled back to not stand out so much. A feat that was difficult with how much restraint it took to keep herself from going overboard. Despite that, she was still smiling as she felt the wind rush past her, her legs pumping and her adrenaline racing as she ran on and on with nothing to stop her.

Rrrrrr!

Nothing except an empty stomach.

"Uh oh. Time for a pit stop." she said as she made a detour and approached a burger restaurant. She slowed to a walk, entered and approached the cashier.

"How may I take your order?" a bored looking woman asked.

"Five triple cheeseburgers with everything on them." Lynn ordered.

"Wow." came a woman's voice. Lynn looked over her shoulder to see a smirking Bethany standing behind her. "You want fries with that?" she laughed.

"Actually, yeah." Lynn said with a smile, making Bethany's own smile drop as Lynn turned to the cashier. "3 Large fries and two extra large colas as well." Lynn added. The woman just blinked in boredom before punching keys on the registers with one finger and ringing up her order.

"That'll be $33.85." she said. Lynn slapped some money on the counter, which the lady took and gave back the change before placing the order next to the others on the line.

"We've got an order for five...whatever." the woman said while Lynn found a booth to sit in.

"I don't recognize you." Bethany said while walking towards Lynn. "You new in town?"

"Yeah. Some friends of mine and I are here for a little bit." Lynn answered before looking out the window. "Nice town, by the way."

"Thanks. It's perfect...save for one thing." Bethany said, the last part coming out as a dark grumble.

"What?" Lynn asked. Bethany merely pointed out the window at the Addams Family Mansion. "Whoa! What is that place?!"

"It's the mansion of the Addams Family, the town freaks of nature." Bethany explained with a look of disgust.

"They live in a haunted house?" Lynn asked with wide eyes.

"Yeah." Bethany nodded. "The whole place is nothing more than-"

"That's awesome!" Lynn exclaimed with a smile.

"Wait, what?!" Bethany yelped in shock.

"It's so creepy! Aw man, my sister Lucy and her friend would love to live in a place like that." Lynn continued.

"Shame it's not for sale." Lucy said as she appeared out of nowhere with Haiku, making Lynn and Bethany scream.

"Geez! Who are you?!" Bethany yelped.

"That's Lucy and Haiku." Lynn introduced before hugging her sister. "What you been up to, sis?"

"Checking out the town." Lucy said with a small smile. "The Addams that we've met are rather interesting."

"One of them has a hurricane in his house." Haiku said.

"A hurricane? Are you pulling my leg?" Lynn asked.

"Nope. Saw it ourselves. Said that typhoons were out of season, so he switched things up a bit." Lucy answered.

"This I have to see." Lynn said as she stood up out of the booth.

"Five burgers with extra...who cares." the cashier called out with a tray full of Lynn's order next to her.

"After my lunch." Lynn finished as she quickly grabbed her food and brought it back to the booth.

"Addams. Always with those stupid Addams." Bethany grumbled, earning looks from Lucy and Haiku.

"What's wrong with the Addams Family?" Lucy asked.

"How can you ask that after meeting them?" Bethany asked before truly taking in their attire. "On second thought, never mind. Weirdo goth chicks like you would get along just fine with those freaks." Both of them frowned and opened their mouths to say something before Lynn stood up and stopped them.

"Leave it. She's not worth it. Let's get out of here." she suggested.

"What about your food?" Haiku asked.

"Done." Lynn said, making the other three look in shock.

"What the-?! How the-?!" Bethany asked before Lynn belched and wiped her lips with a napkin.

"That hit the spot." Lynn said with a satisfied look before getting out of the booth, shooting a bored look over her shoulder at Bethany. "The atmosphere suddenly sucks in here."

"Agreed." Lucy said as she, Haiku and Lynn walked out, leaving a stunned Bethany sitting there.

"...Freaks...all of them..." Bethany muttered.