Wednesday, after leaving Zim, had found Parker and Gaz talking. She requested to speak to Parker alone to discuss some things, so Gaz left to just wander about in the house and leave the two to talk.

"So...you're going with them?" Parker asked.

"Indeed. I will be leaving to become on of Zim's breeders." Wednesday said.

"I see. Well...I'm happy for you." Parker said with a smile as she tried to cover up the sadness in her voice.

"You don't wish for me to leave, do you?" Wednesday asked.

"Reading my mind?" Parker said in a sad tone.

"Don't have to. It's all over your face." Wednesday commented. Parker sighed, her head hung low.

"It's true. I don't want you to go." she said before taking a deep breath and straightening up. "But...I won't stop you either. If it's what you want, I'm happy for you."

"You say that as if you're not coming." Wednesday spoke in a dull tone, making Parker jump.

"I...well...I can't just open my legs to some random guy I just met!" Parker exclaimed.

"Neither shall I." Wednesday said, stunning Parker. "I said I would have sex with him. I did not say immediately. And you don't have to either if you wish to come along." Wednesday continued.

"I don't?" Parker asked.

"There are a few women amongst Zim's harem that have not had sex with him either. Perhaps they are simply along for the ride or haven't decided if they wish to birth Zim's children or not." Wednesday explained. "If you were to ask, I believe that they would let you come to."

Parker looked at her friend for a moment before lowering her gaze and rubbing her arm.

"I...don't know." she finally said after a moment of silence.

"There is no need to immediately decide. I told Zim that I wanted to take some time to say my goodbyes, so you can wait to make a decision." Wednesday told her before turning and walking down the hall. "Now if you'll excuse me, I must inform my family of my decision."

"What will you tell them?" Parker asked. "Even for your family, telling them you're about to join an alien's harem might not go well with them."

"Do not worry. I will tell them only what is necessary." Wednesday said before she disappeared down the hall, leaving Parker alone. The goth woman turned and walked in the opposite direction, her hands held up and acting as scales.

"Staying here means to be alone, but I won't risk an alien...probing me." she said as she weighed nothing on her left hand before turning to her right hand. "Or I could go and be with my friend and live with a rich alien...and possibly want him to do me later on and bear his children." she continued before slapping her hands to her face. "Ugh! My head hurts!"

Wednesday, after gathering her family in the living room, had finished telling them of her decision to go with Zim. She also, per Gaz's request, had left out the parts about Zim being and alien and herself joining his harem of women/child bearers.

"You are going to work on science experiments with other scientists in a laboratory that Zim will be building?" Morticia asked.

"That is correct." Wednesday half lied. After all, the part about working with other scientists was indeed true. "It is a joint experiment of sorts."

"What kind of experiments will you be doing?" her Uncle Fester asked as he laid on a table while Pugsley and Grandmama played Tic Tac Toe on his back with a nail gun.

"We'll mostly be conducting biological experiments, so of which could be seen as highly illegal." Wednesday answered, making Gomez sigh. "You find all of this unsatisfactory, father?"

"It's not the experiments, Wednesday. I'm truly happy that you're going out into the world...but I can't help but miss you even though you haven't left yet." Gomez explained.

"And I shall miss you all as well. Even you, dear brother." she said, directing the last part to Pugsley as he was nailing an X into his uncle's back. "However, we knew this day would come. Like a little bird leaving it's nest, I too must spread my wings and fly out into this dismal world of ours."

"Can I have her room?" Pugsley asked as he finished pulling the nails out of Fester's back to start a new game. "I can finally have that bigger armory I've always wanted."

"If that is what you wish, then by all means." Wednesday said before her mother and father hugged her. She didn't care much for physical contact, but this was one of those moments that demanded it. And one that she returned by hugging them both back.

"We're going to miss you. And so will all of the family." Morticia told her.

"Your mother's right." Gomez said before his expression brightened. "Which is why I have decided that we are going to throw you a farewell party, and everyone in town will be invited!"

"What a marvelous idea." Morticia said in agreement.

"Is that really necessary?" Wednesday asked.

"Oh come now, Wednesday. It's only right to give you a proper send off." said Grandmama.

"Yeah. I've been trying to do it for years." Pugsley said with a dark grin as he took a remote out of his pocket and pushed a button, only for a small explosion to go off in his shorts, sending him flying into the ceiling.

"Found that on my socks this morning." Wednesday said to Pugsley after he fell back to the floor.

"Lurch, follow me. We must make preparations for tomorrow." Gomez ordered. Lurch merely grunted as he shambled after him.

"It appears I cannot talk any of you out of this." Wednesday sighed before walking away. "Very well. I will ask Parker to inform the town on social media. In the meantime, I'll be in my room packing." she said before walking out of sight.

"Ah, my little raven's growing up." Morticia said with a smile.

"It had to happen one day." Grandmama said before pushing Fester off the table and laid down on it. "Okay. My turn to be the board."

The town was abuzz as news of Wednesday's departure hit their phones. Many were surprised. Some were sad. Some were indifferent. And some...

"FINALLY! SHE'S LEAVING!"

Were celebrating like there was no tomorrow.

"She's leaving~ She's leaving~ YES!" Bethany sang as she danced around in the park she was in. She had come here to cool off after her various meetings with the other women throughout the day, but was now giddy after reading the latest news from Neighborhood Peeps on her phone. "Wednesday's leaving town! This is the best day of my life!" she squealed with a huge grin before a thought popped into her mind. "If she's gone, then that still leaves Parker. True, she's nowhere as terrifying as Wednesday, but she's become a lot tougher since high school. Even without Wednesday here, she's still not someone I can mess with." she muttered as she paced, completely ignorant of the looks others nearby were giving her. Suddenly, her eyes widened as a thought struck her. "Now that I think about it, both of them were looking for a place to move to together as roommates. Maybe Parker might leave as well. If not..." she muttered as she took out her phone. "Maybe I can give her a little push." she said with a smile. "Switch accounts...log in...and let the fun begin." she said before she began to talk out loud. "I heard...Parker Needler...was looking...to move...with Wednesday. Does that mean...she's leaving...with her?" She then hit 'POST' and waited. Not five seconds later and there were already others asking about it.

-I heard that too.

-Does that mean the farewell party's for both Wednesday and Parker?

-Shame to see them go.

-Wonder where they're going to live.

Bethany chuckled as she looked around to see many of the townsfolk looking at their phones, their fingers flying as they left their response to Bethany's post.

"That should be the kick in the pants Parker needs to go with Wednesday." she said as she scrolled through the replies. "Goodbye freaks, hellooooo what is this?" Bethany suddenly said as a few posts caught her attention.

-You think those two are together?

-Maybe they like each other as more than friends. I hardly see either of them with men.

-Guess they wanted to be more than roommates.

"Oh...ohohoho. This is too good." Bethany chuckled. "I wonder how you'll handle this one, Parker." Bethany said with a dark chuckle as she walked through the park before bumping into someone. "Hey! Watch where you're going you...what's with the flamey hairdo? You trying to loo-gwegh!" Bethany got out before another woman grabbed her by the throat and shoved her into a nearby trashcan.

"I wonder how Billy's doing?" Mandy asked herself as she walked on, leaving Bethany groaning in the garbage.

-Later that night-

"I. Cannot. Believe this!" Parker yelled as she paced through the living room of her home.

"Parker, what's wrong?" her mother asked. The woman was still the same on the outside, but had changed for the better on the inside. A fact that was driven home after she had personally removed her hidden cameras and not enforcing her views on the townsfolk since then, but did throw in her opinion on this and that every now and then.

"It's this!" Parker groaned as she showed her mother the posts that people were putting up on Neighborhood Peeps, all of them talking about herself, Wednesday and the farewell party that was tomorrow. Most of it, however, was everyone generally thinking that Parker and Wednesday were an item. "Most of the town think's Wednesday and I are in love! Ugh! This is all Bethany's fault!"

"Bethany...Bethany..." Margaux muttered to herself before brightening up when it hit her. "Now I remember. Wasn't she the girl you said had been bullying you in school?"

"She was until I finally got sick of her and took a stand against her." Parker answered. "She never confronted me or did anything physical afterwards, but she kept stealing away any boy I liked."

"I remember you telling me that." her mother said as she straightened some fake flowers in a vase. "If all she does is shake her hips once, then those boys were no good."

"It still sucked that she kept doing that. Now that we're out of high school, she took it to the next level." Parker groaned.

"You mean she starting bedding those guys?" Margaux asked.

"I have no clue, nor do I want to know." Parker said in disgust before shaking her head. "I just can't believe everyone's thinking that we're lovers."

"Probably just her way to annoy you. At the party tomorrow, set her and everyone straight that you're...well, straight." Margaux suggested.

"That'll just make it look like I'm denying it too hard. And she's using a dummy account so others won't know it's her. I know it's her because it's the kind of thing she'd do!" Parker grumbled as she sat on the couch. "I think she's trying to have me leave town and go with Wednesday tomorrow night."

"Where exactly is she going again?" Margaux asked.

"I don't exactly know, but I heard that her housing was going to be provided by her new boss, Zim Ovirk." Parker answered.

"Who's that?" her mother asked.

"Some big wig VR game company owner. Said her scientific knowledge of the mind would help him make a better gaming system." Parker half-lied. No way was she going to tell her mother about Zim's real mission and such.

"Let's just hope she doesn't trap anyone in a VR world. Already heard about one maniac doing something like that on the news." Margaux commented.

"She doesn't need VR tech to trap anyone." Parker said before standing up and walking deeper into the house. "I'm going to bed. Night, Mom."

"Goodnight, Parker." her mother replied as the gothic woman entered her room, the walls covered in posters of rock bands, gothic drawings she drew and all sorts of things Wednesday had given to her on her birthdays. She stripped down to nothing but her underwear and bra and flopped onto her bed before staring at the ceiling. She took her phone and looked at the post about the farewell party, the replies giving her a clue as to how many would be there.

"Wednesday's family and almost the whole town are going to be there. As for Gaz, her friends and Zim?" she muttered before groaning. "Who am I kidding? Of course they're going to be there." she said to herself as she turned off the light and turned in for the night. The room was quiet for a solid 45 minutes before Parker sat up and growled in frustration. Despite being tired, she couldn't stop thinking about Zim and why he was here. The more she tried to push him out of her mind, the more he invaded it with images of himself. The images had then shifted to ones of him and Gaz doing things like making out and getting handsy with each other before slipping into lewd images of the two of them going at it like horny rabbits. She rolled over in her bed when images of Wednesday had entered the scene and began to make out with Zim. She finally hit her limit when she saw Wednesday and Gaz make out in the nude, their overly developed bodies covered in sweat as moans of pleasure escaped their lips, all while Zim grabbed and played with Wednesday's ass as he prepared to penetrate her from-

"SHOWER!" she yelped before throwing herself out of her bed and ran to her bathroom, stripping her clothes and cranking the cold to max. As she shivered as the cold water washed over her body, one thought entered her mind.

'Tomorrow is going to suck!'

A/N: Sorry it's not longer, but I wanted to get something out today. Merry Christmas to everybody! May your day be safe and with family!