The next day had come and was welcomed by a whopper of a party going on. It had started at 11:00 A.M. and was still going on after five hours. The town, normal and Addams family alike, had all come together to eat, play games, meet up and talk, relax and wish Wednesday and Parker, who hadn't really decided yet, a fond farewell. Even Zim and his harem were there, having been told that they were friends of Wednesday's that had just come to visit. The townspeople merely nodded while the Addams welcomed them with open arms to join in the festivities.
"Nice party." Gaz said to Parker while the two watched Fink and Shannon throw knives at Fester, who was tied to a spinning board.
"We're out of knives! Anyone got anything else to throw?" Fink asked.
"Here you go." said the Addams member that dressed as a man on one side and a woman on the other. He/She brought rolled a whole cart full of various deadly weapons to throw at Fester, much to the delight of the two women.
"Yeah. The whole town showed up." Parker commented as she noticed Creepy Susie, Haiku and Lucy Loud being spoken to by a lot of young Addams men, making the trio blush with whatever the men were saying to them. "Looks like some of Wednesday's cousins have taken an interest in Gaz's friends." she said before the Addams men walked away, one looking a little dejected.
"Shot down." Gaz said as she looked at Lynn arm wrestling with the Addams woman with huge arms. "How long have they been like that?"
"Five minutes." Parker said before the table they were using broke under their strength. All was quiet before they burst into laughter. "I'm honestly a little surprised that they're getting along so well with Wednesday's family." Parker said before chuckling. "Shame Wednesday isn't much for these kinds of parties.
"Same here." Mindy said as she and Mandy passed by while she rubbed her arms. "Just seeing so much spooky stuff around is making my skin crawl."
"Afraid you'll turn into a witch again?" Mandy asked, making Mindy shiver at the thought as they continued to walk.
"Guess she's having bad flashbacks." Gaz mused out loud before turning to Parker. "It's been quite a few hours. When is the party supposed to end?"
"Not for quite a while. Since Wednesday's leaving, her father wanted everyone to have as much time as a family before she left." Parker answered.
"Speaking of which, have you decided?" Gaz asked.
Parker's eyes widened before she turned her gaze downward.
"I...uh..." was all she got out. She was so torn about the decision that should couldn't come up with an answer.
"Come on, Parker. Why not leave with her?"
Parker's worried expression immediately shifted to one of extreme annoyance as she and Gaz looked to see Bethany standing nearby and drinking some non-Addams punch.
"After all, the whole town knows just how much you care about Wednesday." she continued with a smirk. "So why not leave with her?"
Parker glared at the preppy woman before Gaz placed her hand on her shoulder.
"What do you want, Bethany?" Gaz asked.
"Nothing much. Just enjoying the party is all. Wish there were more of them. L:ike, say, for each and every Addams here." Bethany answered with a smirk.
"Not even trying to hide the fact that you're glad she's leaving, huh?" Gaz asked.
"Why hide it? Everyone knows I hate the two of them annnnd wait a second. I don't remember you." Bethany said when she finally turned to Gaz.
"I'm Gaz Membrane." Gaz said in a disinterested tone.
"Gaz...not ringing any bells." Bethany admitted.
"My brother and I came here with our father years ago. Offered Wednesday a position in his lab that she turned down." Gaz continued.
"Mmmm...nope. Nothing." Bethany said. Gaz rolled her eyes before pulling out her phone and fiddling with it before-
"My head's not big! My head's not big!"
Bethany's eyes shot wide open as memories flooded her mind, images of Dib and his ranting of aliens and such from years ago playing before her.
"Now I remember! You're that chick that glued me to a bus years ago!" Bethany exclaimed before growling. "Do you have any idea how hard it was to get back here from Wisconsin?!"
"Don't know, don't care." Gaz said as she put the phone away. "Now get lost before I glue you to an airplane."
Bethany's face turned red in rage before she turned and stormed off towards the food table.
"Just bear with it for it now. Parker won't stay. She's the talk of the town. She won't be able to handle everyone looking at her and Wednesday like they're lovers." she muttered under her breath as she got some non-Addams food. She looked over to see Tak, Tenn, Lum, and the Kanker Sisters, all in appropriate clothing or disguises, eating various bits of food here and there and throwing a few scraps towards Gir, who was in his dog disguise while Minimoose kept score.
"You think the Addams are going to get mad if we eat too much?" May asked.
"Do you see all this food? I'd be surprised if there's any of it left after the party's over." Lee answered.
"Honestly, I don't know how they could stomach this stuff." Tak said as something she picked up tried to bite her. "Especially when it's still alive!"
"Almost reminds me of our mom's home cooking when we were in elementary school." Marie commented while Lum fiddled with her shirt, hating to wear anything but her usual outfit.
"I like it." Tenn said as she slurped up something that was bubbling. "Beats the scraps I had to eat on Meekrob to survive."
"Meekrob? Where's that?" Bethany asked, gaining all of their attention.
"Uh...It's...uh..." Tenn stuttered, her eyes wide and her mind blank.
"Ugh, forget it. I don't care." Bethany huffed as she started putting together a normal hamburger. Tenn was grateful she didn't have to say anything else and went back to her food. "Probably just full of weirdos like you anyway."
"Weirdo? What makes me weird?" Tenn asked with a frown.
"Anyone who can stomach that slop is just as weird and freaky as the Addams." Bethany answered as she walked away.
"Who was that?" Lum asked with a small glare.
"Whoever she is, I don't like her." Tak said.
"I thought you hated everyone." Lee remarked.
"I do. I hate her, all of you, and Zim. Especially Zim." Tak answered, growling out the last part before looking around. "Speaking of Zim, where is that idiot?"
"With Wednesday." Lily answered, popping up out of nowhere.
"Where'd you come from?" May asked.
"I've been around." Lily answered with a smile. "And like I said, Zim's with Wednesday."
"Okay, but where's Wednesday?" Tenn asked.
"They're in the Addams's version of a ball pit." Lily answered as she grabbed a small cut of cheese.
"What's their version of a ball pit?" Marie asked. Lily'd only response was to chuckle and place her finger to her lips before walking away. "That's not an answer! What's their version of a ball pit?!"
"Wednesday?" Zim said in a tight voice. "Can you please tell me why you dragged me down into a snake pit?!"
Turns out, the Addams Family ball pit was a...well, you know.
It was a hole that was around 100 ft. deep and 20 ft. in diameter. The hole up at the top was small, cutting off almost all the sunlight. The only reason that Wednesday and Zim could see anything was because Wednesday had brought a small lantern with her to illuminate the area, allowing Zim to see what may have been hundreds of snakes slithering, hissing and, in some cases, fighting and killing each other.
"Because everyone knows that snake pits are for little children. However, there are no children at this party, which makes it a perfect spot to hide in and relax away from the party." Wednesday answered.
"For you and your family? Yes. For me? Not in the slightest!" Zim whispered/yelled before shuddering as he felt a snack slither over his back and across his right shoulder. "Especially when some of them might be poisonous!"
"There are a few that are poisonous." Wednesday informed him.
"Not helping!" he said as one stared at him, it's tongue flicking out to smell him.
"You have nothing to fear, Zim. I personally trained them all. They only bite if I tell them to." Wednesday explained while gently scratching a king cobra under it's chin.
"And what if they decide to take a bite out of me anyway?" Zim asked, trying to stay calm.
"If any of them do bite you, then the party above will be having snake added to the menu." she said in her usual tone, making the cobra she was scratching look at her in terror.
"I...I see." Zim said before swallowing a lump in his throat. "Still, you didn't answer my question. Why did you drag me down here?"
"I wanted a private place for us to talk about me becoming a part of your harem." she said.
"Okay. What do you want to talk about?" Zim asked. "Having second thoughts?"
"No. I wish to speak to you about my friend, Parker." Wednesday answered. "I wish for your assistance in convincing her to come with us."
"Huh?" Zim said with wide eyes. "But Gaz said she's not comfortable with the whole thing."
"The part that makes her uncomfortable is the thought of being in bed with you." Wednesday elaborated. "I won't force my friend to go through with such an act if she doesn't wish it. I merely want her to come along as my friend, just as Marie Kanker's sisters came along just to be with her."
"Oh, I understand." Zim said with a nod. "I don't know what I could say, but I can try-wait." Zim suddenly said. "I'd need Gaz's permission first."
"Ah yes. She is the one who decides who can and can't be with you." Wednesday said in remembrance. "Do not worry. Gaz has deemed Parker worthy of being part of your harem."
"That's nice, though I don't really know much about...her." Zim admitted.
"Perhaps you can simply try and talk to her. Swap stories or such." Wednesday suggested.
"Uh...yeah, sure." he nodded, his eyes glued on something other than her eyes. Wednesday knew immediately by the angle of his head and eyes where he was staring, and normally she'd have been a little irked about it. At that moment, however, she knew that he was staring at something entirely different.
Her own eyes turned towards to see that a few snakes had slithered into her clothes and were moving around inside. One in particular looked to be partially coiled around her left breast. She thought nothing of it while growing up, having had snakes slither under her clothes many times before. However, she'd always been alone inside the snake pit. Now? Now she older. Now her body was far more developed. Now she was inside a snake pit with an alien man that would soon be mating with her in the hopes of impregnating her alongside other women to help save his race. Now she was watching him watching her being practically molested by snakes.
When she added all that together...
Wednesday had experienced many firsts in her life ever since coming out of her house when she was a child. She'd made her first human friend in Parker, taken her first road trip with her family, felt her first true connection with them and so many other firsts. And right now, she was experiencing a new first as Zim continued to watch her with a blush showing up on his cheeks.
First time feeling embarrassed to be seen like this...but she kept it hidden behind a slightly-less-than-usual blank look, the tiniest hint of pink coming to her own cheeks.
"Do you mind?" she asked in her usual tone.
"Huh?" he said, his eyes darting up to meet her gaze.
"You're staring." she said.
"Sorry. Kiiiind of hard to not stare." he apologized as a young boa constrictor slid over her left shoulder, then down between her breasts before slowly coiling around her right tit. "Especially with how...friendly those snakes are acting."
Wednesday merely let out a 'hmm' sound before noticing Zim clenching his legs together in a vain attempt to hide the growing bulge in his pants.
"Careful, Zim. I don't plan on us mating soon." Wednesday told him.
"Is that so?" Zim asked with a smirk. "Then why are you getting aroused yourself?" he asked while pointing at her nipples as they hardened under her shirt. "Those aren't like that because it's cold down here."
"You...are correct." she admitted. "I have been finding your presence rather...welcoming. It's...a mystery to me."
"Same with you, despite how close you were to killing me with that crossbow." Zim said as he tried to get himself to calm down.
"If I had actually been trying, I would've killed you with the first shot." Wednesday told him as she reached into her clothes and gently pulled the snakes that were constricting her breasts out before letting them go.
"I believe it." Zim nodded before groaning. "I can't believe I just ran away like that. I may have been a total idiot years ago but at least I had more spine and why are there wet spots forming near your breasts?" Zim said out of nowhere.
"Wet spots?" Wednesday said as she looked down before growling in irritation. She then held up the two snakes she'd just pulled out to see some damp cloth in their mouths. If you looked hard enough, you could see them grinning before they slithered away into the mass of other snakes.
"What was with that cloth?" he asked. Wednesday merely sighed before she unbuttoned the top of her dress. Zim's eyes widened as she pulled the top of her dress down to reveal her tits, making Zim's, and all of the snakes, eyes widen to the size of saucers.
"I do not know if it is natural or because of the formula, but my breasts have been producing an abundance of milk for a few years now." she said with a blush as she stared at the small trickles of milk coming out of her hardened nipples. "It's gotten to the point that if I don't get it out of them, my breasts grow in size."
"Doesn't that hurt?!" Zim asked.
"Yes, it does." she admitted with a small smile.
"O...kay?" Zim said before shaking his head. "But why did you strip? You could've just told me without flashing me."
"True, but I must also get used to you seeing me in the nude since we are to mate in the future." she explained as she gently lifted her left tit, causing more milk to trickle out of her.
"How full are you?" Zim blurted out after seeing that.
"I'm not quite sure. I do not know how much is tissue and how much is milk." she answered before looking at him. "Perhaps you can help me find out?"
"How?" Zim asked.
"Simple. You squeeze the milk out of me and I determine how much there was by how much my breasts shrink." she explained before looking at the perplexed look on his face.
"You...me...squeeze...what?" he got out as his train of thought derailed before he brought it back on track with a shake of his head. "Isn't that a little much?"
"With what I gleaned from your mind, squeezing fondling my breasts is nothing compared to what you've done to the other women." she said before she moved over and sat an inch in front of him, her smooth pale back facing him. "Now...milk." she said.
"You sure?" Zim hesitantly asked.
"We both know that you've wanted to play with my body after your fear wore off from our first encounter." she said, her voice sounding almost more deadpan than usual. "I would not have gone this far if I wasn't sure. Now milk me until nothing comes out." she ordered as she lifted her arms up and placed her hands on the back of her head.
"Alright, alright." he said in resignation before slowly reaching forward and grabbing her breasts, causing a tiny bit of milk to squirt out. "I'm milking a half naked beautiful woman at the bottom of a snake pit. What has my life become?" he asked himself with a chuckle.
"I think the word you're looking for would be interesting." Wednesday answered for him, the pink in her cheeks threatening to grow as Zim continued to squeeze, shake, fondle and milk her breasts. Sadly, despite all that he was doing, not much milk was coming out. "Hmm. This is not having the results I wished for."
"I can't help it. I'm a small guy with small hands." Zim huffed before suddenly smirking. "I have an idea." he said, making her glance at him before looking forwards again.
"Try it." she said. A moment later found both of her tits being fondled by three long tongues. Each of them left a trail of saliva as they coiled around her milk filled tatas, making them squirt milk at a much faster rate. "It appears that your idea is a success."
"Thanks." he said as his tongues tasted both her skin and her milk. "You taste pretty good."
"Thank you. Perhaps you can increase the flow if you apply more pressure." she continued.
"How much pressure you want?" he asked.
"How strong are your tongues?" she asked back. Zim smirked as his tongues began to squeeze her tits hard, making her breasts spew milk while making Wednesday hiss in pain. "Too hard?"
"Not hard enough." she answered as her breathing got a little heavy. She could feel her heart begin to pound in her chest as Zim's tongues gripped harder, her boobs practically being crushed by the slimy appendages. Her whole body was feeling strange sensations it had never felt before.
'If this is just from being fondled, what will sex feel like?' she thought as Zim continued to milk her tits, making it practically rain all over the snakes.
"Are you almost empty yet?" he asked.
"Just...a little more." she said between breaths. Zim decided to try and get the rest out in one final squeeze, the tips of his tongues wrapped around her nipples. The action made Wednesday's whole body shudder and a loud moan to escape her lips as the milk squirted out of her tits. After a moment, the streams of milk slowed back to a trickle before ending, leaving Wednesday to slump back onto Zim and breathe, her body coated in sweat and milk. "Did you just...?"
"Yes...I did." she admitted.
"So...we get it all?" he asked after an awkward moment.
"I believe so." she said before gently lifting her abused breasts. "And yet my breasts don't appear to have shrunk at all."
"Even with all that milk I squeezed out of you?" he asked in shock.
"I'm afraid so." she said with a sigh before she pulled the top of her dress back on and button it up. "Still, I have learned many things from this experience and look forward to the future."
"I learned something to." Zim said as he started to fan his mouth with his hand. "Your breast milk has a really spicy aftertaste!"
"Does it now?" she asked before scrapping some off of a snake and placing her finger in her mouth. "Hmm...ah, you're right. It does." she said as she stood up. "I believe I have relaxed enough. Shall we rejoin the party?"
"How are we going to get out of here, how are you going to explain the mess down here and how are you going to explain your wet clothing?" Zim asked.
"I will ask Thing for assistance. He can keep a secret." Wednesday said before snapping her fingers. Zim watched as all the snakes began to move and clasp onto each other as they slithered up the dirt walls, forming a ladder that lead all the way to the top. "And there is our exit."
"Whoa." Zim said in awe before he started climbing up after Wednesday. He couldn't keep the goofy smile off his face as he saw her big ass and thighs jiggle and shake with each rung of the ladder she ascended. "You're really aching to have sex with me, aren't you?"
"Would you stop reading my mind?!" Zim snapped as they kept climbing. "Anyway, you want me to talk to Parker, correct?"
"Yes. I wish for her to accompany me on this endeavor." she said as two made it to the top.
"That's good."
Both of them looked up to see Parker and Gaz looking down at them with smiles on their faces.
"Because I've thought about it." said Parker. "I'm in."
-Later-
The party was winding down as Wednesday, in a clean outfit, was saying her farewells to her family while Zim and his harem were saying goodbye to the Addams, who had taken a real shine to them all. As for Parker? She had two suitcases packed and was hugging her mother as they said goodbye.
"I'm going to miss you, Parker." her mother said.
"I'm going to miss you too, mom. I'll visit when I can. I promise." Parker said.
"It was really nice meeting all of you." Fester said as he shook a lot of the womens hands.
"Come back soon. I'll schedule a rematch." the big armed Addams woman said to Lynn.
"You're on!" Lynn chuckled.
"Tell me when those new horror games come to your VR tech." Pugsley said to Zim.
"I'll get you a few copies." Zim said with a smile as he and Pugsley shook hands.
"I'm going to miss you, my little raven." Morticia said as she and Gomez hugged Wednesday, who returned it again.
"You are always welcome to come home for any reason." Gomez told her.
"I know. I shall miss you both as well." Wednesday said as they separated before turning to Pugsley as he approached her. "And you too, dear brother."
"Same." Pugsley admitted as they had a short hug before they separated. He watched her walk towards a waiting Gaz before smirking and taking a remote out before pushing a button-
BOOM!
-which caused an explosion to go off inside his shirt, launching him out of his clothes and into the greenhouse.
"Nice try, Pugsley." Wednesday said to herself.
"He never learns, does he?" Gaz asked as she eyed the smoke trail he left before turning to Wednesday. "So you're leaving your own equipment until we find a spot to call home?"
"Correct." Wednesday said as Parker walked towards them, suitcases in hand.
"Well, I said my goodbyes." Parker said.
"Finally." came Bethany's voice, causing a lot of women and Zim to turn and look at her. "I thought you weirdos would never leave."
"Knock it off, Bethany." Parker said with a sigh.
"Whatever, loser." Bethany said, earning bored looks and scowls from many others around them.
"Leave it, everyone." Parker said to the crowd before turning to Zim with a smile. "So, where's the ride?"
"It should be here..." he began before the area started to shake a little, making everyone look around. "Now." Zim finished as Tal pulled up, making everyone stare in shock.
"What...in the world?" Margaux asked in shock. "What is all this?!"
"This is the limousine." Gaz answered as the women and Zim all boarded. All but Parker, who turned towards the crowd, but her eyes on a stunned Bethany.
"Pretty cool, huh?" she asked. "It's got state-of-the-art technology and enough space to fit tons of people comfortably. It's like a mobile mansion." she explained before turning to Bethany. "Anything to say, Bethany?" she asked. All she got in response was a slight eye twitch from a gaping Bethany, making her smirk before she grabbed her bags and walked into Tal. "Bye mom! Bye everyone!" she said as she waved goodbye.
"B-Bye, Parker!" her mother called after snapping out of it, with the crowd following along and waving her goodbye, with Wednesday appearing behind her and giving a soft wave to her family.
"Good luck out there, Wednesday!" Fester called out.
"Byyyye byyyye." Lurch said with a wave.
"Do us proud with your science experiments!" Gomez yelled.
"Au revoir, Wednesday." Morticia said, making Gomez jump.
"Tish! That's French!" he said before he started to kiss her hand and arm, making her chuckle as Tal's door closed and it drove off, leaving the crowd waving goodbye. Afterwards, the Addams and townsfolk dispersed and chatted with each other, save for a still stunned Bethany, who's eye merely twitched every once in a while.
"This was a fun place." Shannon said with a smile.
"Yeah." Lynn nodded before chuckling. "You see the look on Bethany's face?"
"Saved it." Tal said as an image of a stunned Bethany appeared, making many of the women laugh, with Wednesday merely smiling.
"It was rather humorous to hear her mind break." Wednesday admitted before sitting on a chair that Tal produced. "So, have you all decided where you are going to set up your base?"
"Been looking around, but not a lot of places sound good or have a lot of space that we need." Gaz answered. "Still, I've only been looking for spots in America. Might find something if I expand the search to other countries."
"But if we do that, we'll have to worry about a lot of things like passports, cultural lessons and maybe even learning new languages." Lily pointed out.
"Indeed." Wednesday said before letting out a small yawn. "For now, I wish to retire for the night. It has been a long day."
"Same." Parker said as she stretched. "I didn't get much sleep last night. I'm beat." she said, earning more yawns and nods from the other women.
"Alright. You all hit the hay. I'll drive us towards Royal Woods." Tal told them.
"Thanks Tal." Gaz said as everyone began to disperse.
"Hey, Wednesday?" Zim suddenly spoke up. "I'm curious. Why'd you father start kissing your mother like that? It's been on my mind and won't stop bugging me."
"Whenever my mother speaks anything in French, my father becomes like that." she answered as Tal started shifting the area around, making beds for everyone.
"Ohh." Zim said before asking. "Anyone else in your family do that?"
"Not to my knowledge." Wednesday answered as she sat on one of the beds and began to untie her boots.
"Psst. Zim." Parker suddenly whispered before kneeling down towards him and whispering something.
"You sure?" he whispered back, earning a nod from Parker. "Alright then." he said before walking towards Wednesday.
"What'd you say?" Tak asked.
"Just watch." Parker said with a small grin.
"Hey, Wednesday?" Zim spoke up.
"Yes, Zim?" Wednesday asked as she took off one boot.
"Știai că ești frumoasă?"
Wednesday's entire body locked up for a moment as the boot in her hand fell from her grasp and onto the floor. She stayed that way before she slowly turned an angry, wide-eyed gaze at Zim, who was standing there with an uneasy smile. Everyone was now watching as Wednesday stood up and marched up towards Zim before grabbing him and lifting him up by his shirt with both hands. The others were about to jump in to save Zim, only to stop when Wednesday slammed her lips against Zim's, making the little irken squeak in shock before melting into the kiss.
"...What just happened?" Lucy asked.
"I played this Romanian song around Wednesday once. She nearly kissed me." Parker explained, earning nods from the others while Wednesday pulled Zim away.
"I think I'm ready to officially join your harem now, Zim." Wednesday said with a red cheeks.
"You mind if we...?" Zim said towards Gaz.
"Knock yourselves out." Gaz chuckled.
"Room for two, right this way." Tal said as she lifted Zim and Wednesday to the upper level, leaving the others to giggle.
"What did he say to her anyway?" Gaz asked.
"I haven't the foggiest. All I said was to speak Romanian to her if he knew any." Parker admitted.
"How long do you think they'll go at it?" Fink asked.
"We'll ask if they're still conscious when they're done." Mandy answered, making the others laugh.
A/N: Stopping here. I know that you all are wanting to see the two of them go at it. You're all also asking why Parker suddenly decided to join the group. That shall be answered next time. For now, time for a prize giveaway! If you can tell me what Zim said, IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE ONLY, then I'll add five votes to any of the suggested women on the list. Good luck, and HAPPY NEW YEAR!