A/N: It seems that none of you are listening, so let me say it straight out.

THIS FANFICTION IS ALL FOR ZIM! WHICH MEANS THERE IS NO DIPCIFICA! STOP TELLING ME TO WRITE OTHERWISE!

Sorry I had to say that but a lot of you don't seem to be taking a hint. In all honesty, I wanted to write an April Fool's joke about how I was quitting because I was fed up with everyone not listening to me, but felt it might spiral out of control. Be lucky I'm not a dick, unlike a lot of you have been lately. Also, this is an extremely tiny chapter. Now, to the story.

-Days Earlier-

Dib was flying away from the arena that had held the SKARL3T ROUTIN3 gaming tournament, a worried frown on his face.

"So she and that rat woman named Fink, which I can't understand why a lot of people aren't asking about that, were about to square off in a one-on-one duel, they were zapped by their VR helmets that had stolen their minds and left their bodies like vegetables." he muttered to himself. "However, they had been rescued and returned to their bodies shortly afterwards, but nobody knew how. All that anyone knew was that Zim had the two of their bodies taken away to a safe place, only for them to have their minds back shortly after." Dib finished before scowling. "I bet Zim did some kind of horrible experiments on them. Plus, those VR headsets were made by his company."

"True, but the recent news stated that they, along with Stanley Avarez, had all recovered their minds. Nobody's said how it happened though." Tak's ship reminded him.

"Maybe, but I still don't like it. Plus, some of the witnesses said that Zim was worried sick about them. Pft. As if he'd be worried about anyone? All he cares about is himself and taking over the world for his leaders." Dib said in anger.

"Could be something else. Gaz is the top beta tester for his new VR games after all." Tak's ship said before chuckling. "Or maybe that moron likes her."

"Likes who? That rat lady?" Dib asked.

"No, you fat headed earthling. Your sister!" snapped the ship.

"That is not funny." Dib said with a scowl. "There's no way my sister would ever go for that little green bastard."

"Is that so? Maybe you should call her. Ask her if Zim's the boyfriend that she fucking from your last pho-WHOA!" the ship yelled mid-sentence when Dib suddenly spasmed before passing out, his head smacking into the control panel while the ship began to plummet. "AUTO PILOT ENGAGED!" the ship yelled before she pulled up and continued to fly at their current altitude. "Wake up, you idiot!" she yelled, stirring Dib from his slumber.

"Huh? What were we talking about?" Dib asked after blinking a few times. "I remember leaving the arena and talking about Zim...but I can't remember what exactly."

"Well before you decided to take a nap, we were talking about how Zim might be your sister's boyfriend that she was fucking-

"Grk!" Dib grunted as his eyes went in different directions while his body spazzed before he fell unconscious, his head smacking into the control panel again.

"WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?!" Tak's ship roared as it flung itself about, shaking Dib awake in the process. "STOP SLAMMING YOUR HEAD AGAINST MY CONTROL PANEL!"

"When did I do that?" Dib asked before blinking. "How'd I fall asleep?"

"I don't know why you fell asleep, but you keep doing it every time I say that Zim could be fucking your sister-

"Hrrk!" Dib grunted as he spazzed again before he, once again, fell unconscious, his head smacking onto the control panel.

"...Hmm." the ship hummed before shaking Dib awake. "Before you say anything, tell me. What's the last thing you remember?"

"Umm...we just left the arena that had the game tournament Gaz was participating in. I learned that she and a rat woman had their minds stolen, but then they got them back...I can't remember past that." Dib answered while rubbing his head.

"So...you don't remember me talking about how Zim could be fucking your sister-"

"Grhk!" Dib...well, you know. The ship was silent as Dib lay unconscious again before it slowly began to chuckle, waking Dib up after it began to just cackle like a mad woman. "What's so funny? And...why does my head hurt?" he asked while rubbing his forehead.

"It hurts because you keep slamming it into the control panel every time I say that Zim is fucking your sister." the ship responsded.

"Hrrk!"

And down Dib went again.

"Hehehehe. This is going to make the trip a little more...pleasant."