While Luan was helping Maggie at the Mystery Shack, the rest of the group had split up and were wondering here and there through Gravity Falls. Some were taking in the sights of nature. Some were meeting the locals. Some were even hitting a few of the local establishments.
Two, however, were simply catching up.
Zim and Lisa were alone inside Tal, the two gently kissing and embracing each other on a bed.
"I missed you." Lisa said with a smile after separating for air, her cheeks glowing red.
"I missed you too." Zim answered while gently cupping her face with his hands. "I'm glad that Maggie didn't hurt you."
"Same here. That woman needed help in more ways than one." Lisa admitted before they had a quick kiss.
"I hope she gets it." Zim said before chuckling. "It used to be that I'd relish the fact that she's terrified of me."
"And now?" Lisa asked.
"Now...I feel rather empty at the thought." Zim admitted.
"If it makes you feel better, she may not have to be afraid of you anymore after tomorrow." Lisa said as she turned over, letting Zim rest atop of her breasts. "If Stanford Pines can find or create a new memory gun, he'll wipe you from Maggie's mind and she won't be afraid."
"True." Zim nodded before humming in thought, then snickering. "I wonder if they'd let me borrow it to erase myself from Dib's mind?"
"It'd definitely get rid of some headaches for me and some associates of mine." Lisa muttered.
"What?"
"Nothing! Kiss me!" Lisa quickly said before kissing him, her tongue slipping into his startled mouth before their tongues started to fight for dominance. Sadly, her tongue was outmatched when Zim's tongue split. Her whole body began to wiggle and squirm as Zim's tongues not only danced inside her mouth, but some had slid down into her stomach and began to feel around, poking and tasting deep inside her. She moaned when she felt Zim's hand began to grope her tits, alternating between squeezing them like dough to playing with her nipples, his three fingers pinching them rather roughly.
The sensation of her insides being invaded and the pain her nipples were feeling was sending all kinds of delightful shivers rippling through her body, her mind feeling like it was becoming mush. She nearly lost it when the poking inside her increased enough to sting a little, her eyes rolling into the back of her head at the sensation. Even wrapping her arms around Zim and holding him tightly against her body did nothing to hinder Zim's assault on her.
'Why...does this...feel so...so...phenomenal!?' she mentally screamed as her body peaked, her back arching and her juices staining her pants and underwear. She just laid there, her mind a haze and her body tingling after her orgasm. The fog in her mind cleared a little when she felt Zim slowly retract his tongues up her throat and out of her mouth, leaving the two of them breathing and smiling at each other. "That was...amazing." she breathed out before letting herself flop onto the bed, Zim's head resting between her rising and falling breasts.
"You okay?" Zim chuckled. "Sounds like I took it all out of you."
"Not to worry. I'm just...resting a bit." Lisa answered. "Give me a minute."
"Alright." Zim said as he just relaxed on her bosom. The quiet dragged on, the only sound being that of their breathing. Suddenly, a thought came to Zim. "Hey, Lisa."
"Yes?" she answered.
"You said before that you were able to wipe out your family's knowledge of what I am years ago, right?" Zim asked, earning a 'Correct' from Lisa. "Why couldn't you do it again with Maggie?"
"Simple. The device I used was designed to wipe out all their memories up to a certain point, like in that one movie with the men in the black suits. It wasn't designed to remove a specific memory." Lisa explained. "The only reason it was acceptable to use it then was because they had only known for around seven minutes, but I had erased the last ten minutes of their memories just to be safe."
"I bet that caused some confusion." Zim said with a chuckle.
"Indeed. I merely told them that I tried an experiment on them. They were quite upset and I was grounded for a week since they didn't remember me asking if it was alright." Lisa said with a nod. "Still, it was worth it in the end. After all, if they knew about you then..."
"I'd have been dissected and chopped up and put in little jars or some other horrible fate would've befallen me." Zim said with a shudder. "Not a pretty thought."
"Nope." Lisa said before sitting up, which knocked Zim off her. "Sorry, but I need to get out of these." she said as she stood up and slid her pants and underwear off, both sticky with her juices from earlier. "That's better." she said after removing her sweater and bra as well, leaving her in the nude. She blushed and smiled when she heard Zim whistle at her. "Come now. My body isn't that impressive."
"Then why is this guy trying to break free?" Zim asked as he gestured to the bulge growing in his pants.
"Maybe you're just easily excitable?" Lisa replied before gasping when Zim grabbed her left ass cheek. "And grabby." she said with a smile.
"Not my fault you got an ass worth grabbing." he chuckled before giving it a squeeze, making her moan and bite her bottom lip. She shuddered in delight when she felt Zim's gently lash her right cheek with his tongue.
"When do you want your clean clothes back?" Tal asked as she took the clothes away to be washed.
"An hour." Lisa said before her legs gave out, letting Zim push her onto the bed before crawling on top of her, his tongue splitting before each made a whip crack sound. "Make that two." Lisa ordered.
"I'll give you three." Tal said as the sound of painfully delighted screaming, whipped flesh and skin slapping on skin filled the room.
-Meanwhile-
Gaz, Lucy and Haiku were walking through the town of Gravity Falls in search of Gaz's friend's home.
"How much longer?" Lucy asked, her arms crossed and her fingers twitching.
"Be patient, Lucy. I know that you want to go and see the unicorns, but first we have to find Mabel. She's the only one I know that knows where they are." Gaz explained as she tossed an apple in the air and caught it while they were walking before looking over her shoulder at Lucy. "And no. You can't go teleporting around the town looking for them. The townsfolk may have gotten used to the supernatural, but I don't want to cause a panic or start more rumors than it already has."
"Sigh." Lucy sighed, her head hanging low.
"Don't worry. You'll find the unicorn soon." Haiku said with a small smile.
"I'm still trying to wrap my head around you of all people wanting to meet a unicorn." Gaz admitted.
"Even goths like us need a break from the darkness." Lucy said while Haiku nodded.
"Fair point." Gaz conceded before they stopped at a house. "This looks like the adress." Gaz said as she looked at the address on the house. She then walked up to the front door and knocked on it a few times before waiting.
"Who is it?" came a woman's voice.
"It's me, Mabel. Gaz." Gaz answered. Not a moment later passed before a woman opened the door and outright glomped onto Gaz, nearly causing the two to topple over.
"Oh my gosh! Gaz! It's so good to see you!" Mabel cheered as she swung Gaz around before letting her back onto the ground and backing away. "I haven't seen you in years! You look great!"
"And you look...thin?" Gaz said as she took in Mabel's appearance. She looked almost the same as she did when they first met years ago when Dib dragged her to Gravity Falls to meet Dipper Pines to study the strange things of the town. The same headband and love of sweaters was there, but her skirt was replaced with pants and her braces were gone. The biggest difference however was the fact that her figure was gone. "What happened to you?"
"What do you mean?" Mabel asked.
"I mean what happened to your body?" Gaz asked as she gestured to Mabel. "Last time we met, you had a figure close to mine at the time. Now you've got nothing! What happened?"
"Oh, you know. Weight loss programs and such." Mabel answered with a smile. A smile that took on a nervous tone when she saw Gaz give her a deadpan look. "Not buying it?"
"Nope." Gaz answered with a shake of her head. Mabel merely sighed before moving aside.
"I'll tell you later. For now, come on in." she said. The three woman walked on in before Mabel joined them and closed the door behind her. It was a small but cozy house, though not as rustic as the Mystery Shack. "So...who're your friends?" Mabel asked.
"This is Lucy Loud and Haiku." Gaz introduced, the two goths simply waving at her.
"Nice to meet you." Mabel said as she shook their hands. She tried to pull her hand back after shaking Lucy's hand, but the gothic Loud wouldn't let go. "What? Really like handshakes or something?" Mabel asked.
"Gaz said you've seen unicorns before. Is it true?" Lucy suddenly asked.
"Uh, yeah. I've seen them-"
"Where are they?!" Lucy demanded, her face inches from Mabel's. Mabel looked a little freaked out even as Haiku dragged Lucy away.
"Lucy." Haiku said in light warning, making the Loud goth give out a sigh.
"Sigh. Sorry. I've just really wanted to meet one since I was a kid." Lucy admitted. Mabel blinked before leaning over towards Gaz.
"Should I tell her how unicorns really act?" she whispered to Gaz.
"Didn't you say they lightened up a little when you guys saved their home and all of Gravity Falls?" Gaz whispered back.
"They did, but they still don't like humans much." Mabel whispered again before looking at Lucy. "I can show you where they are, but don't expect them to act like those on TV and comic books."
"I don't care! I just want to meet a real unicorn!" Lucy said firmly.
"Alright, alright." Mabel said with her hands raised placatingly before pulling out her phone. "Give me your number. I'll send a text that shows the location, the key and how to use it to summon the entrance."
"Thank you so much." Lucy said with a smile. The two exchanged numbers before Mabel sent the text. The moment she did, Lucy literally vanished before their eyes.
"What just happened?" Mabel asked while feeling the area where Lucy was a moment ago.
"I'll explain later." Gaz said before holding the apple she had up to Mabel. "Got this for the little guy, by the way."
"Aww, thanks. He'll love it!" Mabel said with a grin.
"You have a kid?" Haiku asked, making Mabel chuckle.
"Nah." Mabel denied before looking into her house. "Waddles! C'mere boy!"
"Waddles?" Haiku asked before she heard a pig squealing coming from somewhere in the house. A moment later had a fat pig come out and run towards Mabel. "A pig?"
"Yep! He's been my pet since I won him the first Summer I came to Gravity Falls." Mabel explained before gesturing towards Gaz. "Look Waddles. Someone's here to see you~"
"Hey Waddles." Gaz greeted with a smile as she knelt down and offered the apple to him. "Hope you're hungry." she said as Waddles sniffed it before happily eating it, leaving her hand free to gently pet his head. "You're getting to be a fat little piggy, aren't you?" Gaz said with a chuckle.
"Never would've pegged you for an animal person." Haiku said with a small smile.
"I'm not except for pigs. I just find them adorable." Gaz replied. "In fact, it's how Mabel and I first met."
"How so?" Haiku asked as Mabel lead them further in so that they could sit on a sofa.
"It was during a Summer in Gravity Falls." Mabel began. "My brother and I had come out, like we've done for every Summer, to stay with Soos since our Grunkles were out having their own adventures around the world."
"During that one Summer, my brother dragged me out here to Gravity Falls to investigate paranormal stuff he'd heard rumors about." Gaz picked up for Mabel. "I didn't really much care about going to some town that's not even on the map, but it did give me a chance to get away from the drooling gawkers that kept asking me out on dates."
"So Dib came out to study the paranormal and you came out to get away from men." Haiku summed up. "But how did you and Mabel meet?"
"Through Waddles." Gaz answered. "My brother had gone out searching for Bigfoot or some other creature, but all he got was a pig following him everywhere."
"Why was he following Dib around?" Haiku asked.
"Dib had a chocolate bar in his back pocket." Gaz answered. "When he realized that, he gave it to Waddles so that he'd leave him alone. When he did, I punched him so hard I nearly broke his nose."
"Why?" Haiku asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Two reasons. One, it was my chocolate bar that he'd swiped earlier that day. And two, I wanted to feed Waddles." Gaz answered with a scowl.
"Ah. I see." Haiku said with a nod. "But how did you two meet?"
"By chance. I had been looking everywhere for Waddles since he'd gotten out of his leash." Mabel answered. "When I finally found him, I saw Gaz was feeding him some pizza. She was reluctant to let him go, but did in the end."
"After that, the two of us hung out, talked about Waddles, shared stories of the weird things our brothers put us through and became fast friends." Gaz continued.
"Sounds like fun." Haiku said with a small smile. "How long did you and Dib stay in Gravity Falls?"
"We were supposed to stay for a few days but it turned into three weeks." Gaz answered.
"How'd that happen?" Haiku asked. Gaz and Mabel looked at each other with smiles before looking back at her.
"Dib." they answered.
-A Few Years Ago-
Dipper, whom they met later in the day, and Mabel, in Dipper's car, were leading Gaz and Dib, in Dib's car, to the Mystery Shack to introduce them to their friends Soos and Melody. As they drove, Dib did the one thing he'd always do when he was curious about something: Talk nonstop about it.
"I wonder what'll be in this Mystery Shack we're heading to. And what are those Jounals that that Dipper kid talked about? Do you think they've seen Bigfoot? Or maybe aliens? Or maybe even-" Dib rambled on before Gaz growled, her eyes on her game.
"Shut up before I punch you again Dib. And this time, I will break your nose." she threatened. Dib opened his mouth to say something, but quickly shut it when Gaz scowled and clenched her fist. The two drove on in silence for about five more minutes before they came to the Mystery Shack. Needless to say, Dib was rather...displeased. "Seriously? This is it?!" he asked while throwing his hands out towards the building. "It looks like a rundown tourist trap!"
"It's that and so much more." Dipper said as he and Mabel got out of the car. Dipper was lean with a bit of muscle and was wearing duds that looked like ones Ford would where. He was also still wearing Wendy's old lumberjack hat.
"And wait until you meet Soos and Melody." Mabel said as the twins lead them into the shack. The Membranes looked around to see the Mystery Shack's shop full of overpriced knick knacks, baubles and odd figurines and attractions. They saw Melody manning the register and Soos leading a group of tourists around the shack.
"You've all heard of the elusive Bigfoot. Now, presenting his cousin...BIG EARS!" Soos declared as he gestured towards a statue of sasquatch with humungous ears attached.
"Are you kidding me?" Dib asked. "Nobody's gonna fall for that-" he began before he saw the tourists all smile and take pictures. "Oh, come on! You can see that they're glued on!" he said before he walked off and pointed at some other things. "And what about those?! That's just a bunch of garbage!"
"Great." Gaz groaned whiled rubbing her temples. "He's gonna wreck these few days we're here with his stupidity. I just know it."
"Don't worry. We get skeptics here all the time." Dipper said before whispering. "Plus, the real stuff is dangerous, so we stopped putting it out for the customers."
"So there really is a bunch of weird stuff in this town?" Gaz asked.
"Oh yeah." Dipper nodded as he and Mabel lead Gaz upstairs to the guest room Dipper was using. The room was full of papers and charts and pictures of strange creatures all stuck to little corkboards. "Sorry about the mess."
"What is all this?" Gaz asked as she looked at the various papers.
"Well, I wanted to see if my Grunkle Ford had missed anything in Gravity Falls, so I've been conducting my own research every time I come out here." Dipper explained as he walked towards a small bookshelf and pulled some familiar books from them.
"Mabel did tell me you guys saw a lot of weird stuff out here like unicorns and manotaurs and whatever else." Gaz said while tickling Waddles. "Is that all true?"
"Yep. Is it true your brother got turned into a giant hunk of bologna?" Mabel asked.
"Yep. Dib's had his own crazy adventures. Keeps making me go with him on a few of them too." Gaz admitted as Dipper came towards them, books in hand. "What are those?"
"My Great Uncle Stanford's research. Or, as we all call them..." he said before laying out the books on the bed. "The Journals!"
-Present-
Mabel was presenting the same journals on her own bed to Gaz and Haiku. Gaz just looked on with a bit of nostalgia while Haiku had a hint of curiosity in her gaze.
"So these books contain notes and research about all the strange things about Gravity Falls?" Haiku asked.
"That's right." Mabel nodded.
"I'm surprised you have them. I'd thought your brother would've kept them." Gaz stated.
"He's read and reread them so many times that he's memorized them. I keep them now just in case there's anything I want to look up." Mabel explained.
"Gremloblin...Zombies...The Hide-Behind?" Haiku listed off as she thumbed through Journal 3. "This stuff looks like it came from a fantasy novel."
"Trust me. It's all real." Mabel claimed.
"I bet your brother tore Gravity Falls upside down looking for all these creatures." Haiku said as she kept reading.
"Actually, he has no idea these journals exist." Gaz chuckled.
-Flashback-
"The Journals!" Dipper said as he presented the journals.
"So your great uncle?" Gaz asked as she picked up and looked at each book. They all looked old and worn, as if someone had read them many times over. The only difference she could see were the numbers that were written on a golden hand that looked to have six fingers. "What's with the six fingers?"
"Our Grunkle Ford was born with six fingers on each hand." Mabel answered while Gaz looked inside one of the journals. "By the way, don't tell him we let you look. He's not very fond of people besides his brother or us looking at them."
"I can see why." Gaz answered as she read a few notes and looked at a few drawings. "Why bother showing me if you know your great uncle doesn't want others to see this?"
"Because you and your brother have seen your own weird stuff, so we figured it wouldn't hurt." Dipper answered.
"Alright." Gaz said before looking back at the book and chuckling. "My brother is going to freak when he sees all this."
Suddenly, a loud series of crashing sounds came from below, making the three jump.
"THIS IS ALL A BUNCH OF RIDICULOUS JUNK!" came Dib's voice.
"Sounds like he's freaking out now." Mabel said as she, Dipper and Gaz dropped the journals and ran down the stairs. The three went to the shopping area to see Dib yelling at tourists, a snow globe in his hand.
"HOW CAN YOU IDIOTS BELIEVE ALL THIS NONSENSE THIS GUY IS SPOUTING?!" Dib yelled as he pointed at Soos with his free hand before throwing the snow globe in his hand onto the ground, smashing it and letting it join the rest of the broken shelves and various merchandise.
"Dib! What are you doing?!" Gaz yelled, gaining his attention while the tourists all started to leave.
"I'm show these gullible morons the truth!" Dib answered as Soos ran to the door after the last tourist left.
"Wait! We still have some things the kid didn't break!" he called out before slumping where he stood when he was ignored.
"Dib! You can't freak out and trash someone's place just because they're fake." Gaz reprimanded.
"Have you seen all this?! It's all a mockery! Bigfoot doesn't have a cousin called Big Ears!" he yelled as he kicked the statue over, making it crumble and the ears fall off. He then turned towards the statue of Stanley Pines. "And what about that guy?! Was he a big fraud like you?! Huh?! Huh?!" he questioned to Soos, who was still looking out the door. "I bet this whole town's just some backwater boonies that made up this stuff to sell cheap crud to dumb tourists! Well I'm not wasting my time here! Come on, Gaz. We're going home." Dib declared as he walked towards the door.
SLAM!
"You're not going anywhere, dude!" Soos stated after slamming the door and facing Dib, his face turning red with anger. "You come into my home, wreck my merchandise, scare my customers away, insult the town hero and think you can leave without any consequences?! Forget it!" he said as he grabbed a nearby broom and threw it towards Dib, who hurriedly caught it. "First, you're cleaning all this up. Afterwards, you're paying for all the stuff you broke! Then you can leave and never come back!"
"But-" Dib began to say before Gaz stopped him.
"You remember what dad said before we left, right? How if you caused any trouble with your paranormal investigating, you'd be grounded all Summer?" Gaz reminded him before turning towards Soos. "By the way, how much will all this cost?"
"Let's see." Melody said as she started to tally the bill. "Broken wares, busted shelves..." she began before bringing it all up and presenting it on a slip of paper.
"Seriously? Ugh, fine. I'll pay." Dib said in defeat while Soos looked at it before humming.
"Actually, that's not the right amount." he said before taking a pen out and writting an extra zero at the end. "There we go!"
"Oh come on! What was that for?!" Dib yelled.
"For insulting Mr. Pines, the town hero." Soos declared.
"I don't have that kind of money on me!" said Dib.
"And if you ask dad for help, he'll want to know why." Gaz added, which made Dib nervous.
"Isn't there anything I can do? I'll...I'll do work for you to pay it off! How's that?" Dib said, hoping to not get his dad involved. Soos scratched his chin as he hummed in thought before backing up and using his fingers to make a frame.
"What are you thinking about, Soos?" Melody asked as Soos smiled.
"I think I found my newest attraction." he declared.
-Present-
Gaz, Haiku and Mabel were silent as they all stared at Gaz's phone, a video being buffered before it began to play. It showed Dib in normal clothes, a frown on his face as he looked off screen.
"Do I really have to do this?" he asked.
"Your sister gave me your dad's number." came Soos's voice. "Do it or I call him."
"Oh man." Dib grumbled before looking ahead and began to slowly kick his legs out. "I am the teen with a really huge head..." he started to sing in a monotone voice.
"Put some oomph into it!" Soos demanded.
"I AM THE TEEN WITH A REALLY HUGE HEAD~
IT'S A MIRACLE I COULD LIFT IT OUT OF BED! HEY~" Dib sang with more energy to his voice and dance, a strained smile on his face.
Haiku snickered while Gaz and Mabel just laughed at the video.
"They seriously turned him into an attraction to pay off the damages?" Haiku asked.
"Yep. And what an attraction he was. Pulled in a lot of money with his dancing and all the overpriced pictures Soos charged people." Mabel answered. "He paid off the damages in the first week."
"Then why did you guys stay for three?" Haiku asked.
"It was my idea to teach Dib a lesson about respecting someone else's business." Gaz said.
"Which we both know was only an excuse so you could stay out here and play with Waddles some more." Mabel said with a grin, making Gaz chuckle and hold her arms up in defeat.
"Figures." Haiku said before looking at the journals again. "But how did Dib not find out about these in the time you were out here?"
"After hearing him insult Grunkle Stan, Dipper decided not to show him anything out of anger and I decided not to pursue my crush on him." Mabel explained.
"Wait. You had a crush on my brother?" Gaz asked in surprise.
"I've had a lot of crushes on a lot of boys." Mabel admitted. "I thought that since he was into the paranormal like Dipper was, something would work. But after insulting Grunkle Stan, it ended before it began."
"His loss. And speaking of loss..." Gaz said as she eyed Mabel's flat chest. Mabel merely rolled her eyes before flipping the pages of Journal 3 that Haiku was reading before stopping at a certain page.
"Size altering crystals?" Haiku read out loud.
"Oooh, I get it now. You shrunk yourself, didn't you?" Gaz guessed.
"Yeah." Mabel nodded.
"But...why?" Gaz asked.
"For reasons." Mabel answered with a smile. "I'll tell you another time."
"Alright." Gaz said before giving Mabel a sympathetic look. "How you holding up? From...you know, McGucket's passing."
"I'm...a little devastated. I mean I know that he was old, but so are my Grunkles. I just...didn't think it would happen until a few more years later." Mabel said as she looked at the ground, her eyes tearing up a little. Gaz just sat and watched her friend silently cry before holding her arms open for a hug, which Mabel gladly accepted as she cried on Gaz's shoulder. "This sucks!" Mabel whimpered while Gaz gently rubbed her back.
"Death always sucks, Mabel. Death always sucks." Gaz said as she held onto her friend. Haiku watched in sympathy before Gaz invited her to hug Mabel as well. She did and both of them just let Mabel mourn at the loss of a friend. Mabel finally stopped after ten minutes of crying, her eyes red from her shed tears.
"Sorry about that." she said as she wiped her eyes and blew her nose on a tissue. "So, what did you want to talk to me about anyway?"
"I don't know if now is a good time to discuss it. Plus, it might weird you out as you are now." Gaz answered.
"I live in Gravity Falls. Nothing's going to weird me out." Mabel said with a smile.
"I'm helping Zim gather women to impregnate to save his race from extinction." Gaz bluntly answered.
"I stand corrected." Mabel said, her smile still in place.
