Polly stared at the woman that was as large as she was before Maggie rushed her. She raised her arms in defense before she was knocked over by Maggie's charge, their large bodies impacting the ground and shaking the area.
"Get...off me!" Polly yelled before rolling the two of them over and flattening Windmill Hole.
"HEY! OUR HOME!" Franz yelled.
"Who is that?!" one of the large Lilliputtians asked.
"I don't know! I thought we got them all!" another stated.
"Who cares who she is?! We gotta help Polly!"
"How?! She's as big as her!"
"We got flashlights! We'll shrink her down and stuff her in a jar!"
"Yeah!" the others yelled as they all raised their flashlights. They all ran off to help Polly before the ground under them suddenly caved in, causing them all to fall into a large hole.
"Hey! What happened?!" one of the large Lilliputtians asked.
"The ground swallowed us!"
"My head hurts!"
The Large Lilliputtians began to get their thoughts in order and tried to scramble out of the deep hole they fell in.
"It's too far! We can't reach it!"
"Let's make a Lilliputtian ladder and climb out that way!"
"Our heads block our shoulders, so we can't do that! Let's just dig our way out through the dirt! We are miners!"
"Uh, why not just grow big with our flashlights and climb out?"
The last one got a lot of stares before they chuckled awkwardly.
"Good idea." one said before they all took their flashlights and grew themselves until each of them were about 10 ft. tall. "Alright! Let's get out of here!" they said before they all climbed out of the hole. "Now let's go help Polly and...HUH?!" they yelped when they saw that most of their shrunken prisoners were no longer shrunk. They also saw that the mass of Lilliputtians were now human sized and glaring daggers at them. "Hey! How'd you guys unshrink?!"
"Who cares how they did?! Shrink them again!" another ordered as he pulled out his flashlight-
Crrck!
-only for it to crumble between his large fingers.
"Oops." he said as another pulled their flashlight out, which had grown with them, but found that the crystal was too small to use. The others all pulled their flashlights out, but they were all unable to be used.
"We can't shrink them! What do we do?!"
"There's a lot of us and we're still bigger than them! Let's just smash them!"
"What about Mabel and Pacifica? Polly will have our heads if they die before she gets her revenge!"
"Good point. SMASH ALL BUT MABEL AND PACIFICA! CHARGE!" the Large Lilliputtian ordered.
"THEY HAVE THE SIZE, BUT WE HAVE THE NUMBERS! ATTACK!" Dipper yelled before both sides ran at each other.
"WAAAAAAIIIIITTT!"
Everyone that was running skid to a stop and looked at Soos, who had yelled at the top of his lungs, and his wife Melody, who was now sporting a stain on her dress and a puddle was under her feet.
"IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE MOB?!" he asked while frantically swivelling his head.
"I'm a doctor!" the local doctor said as he approached before seeing Melody up close. "As a doctor, I can verify that this is a really bad situation!"
"Uhh...can you let them step away?" Stan asked.
"Yeah. I'd rather not hit a pregnant lady." a Large Lilliputtian stated. Everyone waited as Soos and the doctor escorted Melody towards the warehouse. The moment they were in...
"GET THEM!"
The battle between the denizens of Gravity Falls and Supersized Lilliputtians began.
Leaderaur, now at his usual size, crossed his arms and bowled through the main bulk of them, scattering them about. Some of them were then dogpiled by the Manotaurs, who then proceeded to smash them in the face.
"HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?!" one of the Large Lilliputtians yelled when Shannon morphed herself into a large wrap and slapped herself over their eyes, blinding them. As they scrambled to pull her off, their knees were smashed from behind by Fink in her Turbo form, making it fall in agony.
One of the Large Lilliputtians was laughing as he smacked a bunch of citizens away with his hands, making them fly through the air before landing roughly on the ground.
"C'mon, boys! Let's show these guys our MANLY STRENGTH!" Manly Dan yelled before he and his three sons all charge at the Large Lilliputtian. Manly Dan punched them in the knee before being smack away himself.
"That hurt, you little bastard!" the Large Lilliputtian roared before yelping when the three sons climbed up into the miner's overalls and started punching him from inside. "AHH! OW! THAT HURTS! GET OUT OF THERE!" he yelled as he ran around and flailed his arms everywhere.
"HAHA! GET 'EM, BOYS!" Manly Dan yelled with a smile before he saw Wendy appear on the top of the flailing Lilliputtian and began to punch them in the eyes. "HAHA! THAT'S MY LITTLE ANGEL!" he said with pride before picking himself up and running back into the fray.
One Large Lilliputtian was chasing Celestabellebethabelle and her two friends around.
"C'MERE YOU! I'M GONNA POUND YOU ALL INTO SPARLKY GLUE!" they laughed as they reached for them.
"Yipe! Keep running!" C-Beth yelped as she and the others ran. They kept running, even after a large shadow hand reached up from the ground and grabbed the Lilliputtians's ankle, making them trip and fall on their face.
"Pound this!" Shadow snarled as she ran towards them before jabbing her horn straight into the fallen Lilliputtians ass, making them yell as they jumped high into the air, their hands on their hindquaters. Shadow snorted steam from her nose as Haiku rose from the shadows next to her.
"Good Shadow." she said as she gently pet the unicorn.
Jeff was controlling his fellow gnomes as they assembled into a giant gnome monster to battle one of the Large Lilliputtians. The two were throwing punches at each other, with the gnome giant's hands dispersing into gnomes each time before they climbed back up and reformed, albeit a little more bruised.
"Hehe! You gnomes are weak! Our heads are as hard as real golfballs!" the Lilliputtian boasted.
"Oh yeah?! I bet these aren't!" Jeff yelled before he made the gnome monster reel a foot back before smashing it between the Lilliputtians legs, making their face scrunch up in pain before they crumbled in agony. "Didn't think so." he chuckled before he and his gnomes were knocked away by Maggie's giant foot.
Maggie and Polly were still fighting, their battle taking through everyone else's fights. Polly then pushed Maggie to the ground, hands clasped in a test of strength.
"You outsiders shouldn't have gotten involved!" Polly growled.
"Then you shouldn't have come after us outsiders in the first place!" Maggie retorted as she used her foot and flipped Polly over her, making Polly land on her back and onto the Pirate Hole.
"ME SHIP!" the Pirate Leader yelled in horror as Polly got up and charged at Maggie. She used her head as a battering ram and smashed into Maggie's midsection and continued charging. Maggie grunted in pain after having the wind knocked out of her before she grabbed Polly by her pigtails and slammed her feet into the ground, creating two trenched until she twirled and threw Polly through the air, where she screamed before her head smashed through the Eiffel Tower hole.
"Sacré bleu! Our 'ome!" the Eiffel Tower leader gasped.
"Sorry!" Maggie apologized towards them. Sadly, that left her distracted enough for Polly to land a running uppercut to her chin, knocking her into the air and towards the crowd.
A Large Lilliputtian was trying to smash Gideon, but kept missing the midget.
"How can someone so small move so fast?!" they asked before Gideon ran between their legs. They tried to reach them, but only succeeded in making themself tumble forward.
"Hehehe! Can't catch widdle ol' me!" Gideon taunted as he ran through the fights before he and others were cast in a shadow. They looked up before screaming and scattering, leaving a paralyzed Gideon to stare up at two fleshy meteors coming his way.
"Not again..."
CRASH!
"Ow..." Maggie groaned before shaking her head and getting up to fight Polly, leaving Gideon at the bottom of a breast shaped crater.
"...why?" he wheezed.
Mindy had two Large Lilliputtians bearing down on her.
"I'm gonna have fun breaking you like a twig!" one of them laughed.
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch~" she sang as she wiggled her finger, making sparkles come out before shoot them at their eyes, turning them into chicken heads.
"AHH! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING BUT CHICKENS!" one yelled in panic as they stumbled about while Mandy delivered a barrage of punches to another before kicking him towards the other two, knocking all three of them away.
"Now you're seeing nothing but stars." she said as she rolled her shoulders.
Mabel was running from another Large Lilliputtian that was trying to grab her.
"I catch you and maybe Polly will let me stay this big!" he said as he chased her.
"WAAAH!" Mabel screamed as she ran before seeing Dipper being chased by another Large Lilliputtian.
"GET BACK HERE, TINY HUGELING!" they yelled as they chased him. Both twins saw each and nodded before they continued running until they were together. They hugged and crouced down to the ground while both Large Lilliputtians ran towards them.
"GOTCHA!"
"YOU'RE MINE!"
CONK!
Both of them were dazed after smashing their heads into each other before falling backwards, dead to the world.
"Hehehe! That was awesome!" Mabel laughed.
"Yeah. Good thing they were too focused on us to see each other." Dipper commented.
Pacifica wasn't doing too well against her opponent. All she was managing to do was annoy the Large Lilliputtian by throwing rocks at him.
"Is that all you can do? Throw pebbles at me?" they asked with a bored look. "I've dealt with bigger rocks in the mines." he said before one rock smacked him in the eye. "OW!"
"More where that came from!" Pacifica yelled.
"Why you little-?!" he growled before he kicked her away, sending her soaring backwards before tumbling over a few times before skidding to a stop. "I'm sure Polly won't mind if I break one of your legs before handing you over to her!" the Large Lilliputtian growled as he approached her. He reached down to pick her up before he yelled in pain when a few of the Multi-Bear's heads biting his ankle. "Get off me, you multi-headed freak of nature!" he yelled as he hopped away on one leg, trying to dislodge the Multi-Bear.
Pacifica groaned as she slowly got up on all fours. She looked up and saw the Castle Hole before she stood up and slowly walked over on wobbly legs. She got over the drawbridge and past the gates before sitting up against the inner castle wall. She took a moment to look around to see others that had been hurt as well. Among the crowd was Mayor Cutebiker, Toby Determined, Robbie, an unconscious Susie, Mr. Poolcheck and-
Her eyes widened before they narrowed on the cowering forms of Preston and Priscilla Northwest. She lifted herself back up and approached them, which caught their attention.
"Well...I hope you're happy." she said as she glared at them.
"Of course we're not happy!" Priscilla snapped. "The plan is ruined, the will has been destroyed and we're still penniless! Our hopes! Our dreams! Our future!" she went on before she started to sob.
"Oh Pacifica..." Preston lamented. "This wasn't supposed to happen. All this madness. All this pain and suffering."
"I know. And guess who's fault it is?" Pacifica asked.
"I know full well who's fault it is." Preston said. "It's yours!"
Pacifica's eyes widened as the people nearby looked at the scene.
"Excuse me?" Pacifica asked.
"You heard me, young lady! All of this is your fault!" Preston accused.
"He's right! None of this would've happened if you had just obeyed us years ago and married one of those suitors we picked for you! But you shrunk yourself and made everyone think we lied about how you look! After that, everything went downhill!" Priscilla explained. "Our reputation was shot, our bills piled up, your father's business was demolished! All because of your selfishness!"
"If you had just come back to us earlier, I wouldn't have had to go through with this plan! So everything here is All. Your. Fault!" Preston finished.
Pacifica just stared at him, her eyes as wide as everyone else who just heard Preston speak. She didn't move even as a Large Lilliputtian reached into the castle and grabbed her.
"Found some of them!" he called to the others before pulling Pacifica out. "And one of them is Polly's target! She's gonna be real happy to see you." he said before seeing Pacifica's red face. "What's with you?" he asked before Pacifica grabbed his thumb and jerked it with enough force to bend it backwards at the knuckle. "YEOWCH! MY THUMB!" he yelled as he dropped her. He glared down at her, but then recoiled at the the look of pure fury she was giving him, foam at the edge of her mouth. He gave a nervous smile before doing the smart thing and backed away, leaving her alone. The others inside the castle all peeked out to see what happened before recoiling in fear when Pacifica turned towards them, her eyes honing in on her parents.
"I'll deal with you two later!"she promised in a voice full of pure hate before she charged back into the fight.
Maggie stumbled back after being punched by Polly. She had a black eye and bloody nose, but still looked able to fight.
"If you were smart, you'd surrender." Polly told her.
"Why? I'm not the one with an army that's getting it's collective ass kicked." Maggie smirked as she wiped the blood from her nose. Polly's eyes widened before she looked around at the battles to see that Maggie was correct. Everyone Polly looked, her underlings, even with their increased size, were slowly being defeated.
She growled before seeing three of her men laughing, with Luan in the center holding a puppet.
"And she said 'Wooden you like to know?'" Luan said in Mr. Coconuts voice, making the three of them laugh harder.
"She's hilarious!"
"Stop! I'm gonna pee!"
"They were right! She's the real Luan Loud alright!"
"QUIT LAUGHING AND KEEP ATTACKING!" Polly yelled, making the three jump.
"R-Right! Sorry, Polly!" one of them apologized before they all turned hostile towards Luan.
"I guess you're not interested in hearing the rest of the joke?" Luan asked with a nervous smile.
"LEAVE HER ALONE!" Maggie yelled as she ran to help, only for Polly to grab her and put her in a chokehold.
"You're opponent is me, remember?!" Polly laughed as she tightened her grip on Maggie's neck. Maggie kept one eye on Luan as she was lifted up by one of the Large Lilliputtians before he squeezed her, making her scream in pain.
When Maggie heard Luan scream, her vision turned red.
"LET...GO OF ME!" she roared before she elbowed Polly in the ribs. It didn't make her let go, but it was painful enough for Maggie to slip out of her chokehold and lunge for Luan. She wasn't even hindered when Polly grabbed her by her shirt and kept coming towards the three. "HAND'S OFF, GOLFBALL HEAD!" she yelled, getting their attention. They screamed and ran away, with the one holding Luan throwing her in the air.
"AAAHHHHHH!" Luan screamed before she was caught by Maggie.
"You okay?" Maggie asked her friend in concern.
"Yeah...though I'm sore all over." Luan answered before she turned red. "Uh...Maggie?" she said while pointing at Maggie's chest.
"What?" her large friend asked before following her finger and blushing when she saw her black bra. She then turned towards Polly to see the huge Lilliputtian throw Maggie's torn shirt aside. "YEEP!" she yelped as she tried to cover herself with one arm. A few of the fights stopped and looked at her, making her embarrassed.
"Hahaha! Turning your back on your opponent for one person? Aren't you the reckless one?" Polly laughed.
"Says the girl who's trying to destroy a whole town and it's people to avenge one person!" Maggie countered, making Polly growl.
"Don't you dare belittle Big Henry! He was the greatest in the world!" Polly snapped in anger.
"I don't even know him." Maggie countered before her eyes widened, a smile coming to her face. "Then again, it's hard to know anything about a guy who's only known in this one town."
"That's only because you hugelings are ignorant to how great Big Henry was!" Polly stated.
"Or maybe the reason we don't know about him is because he wasn't worth remembering!" Maggie spat.
Polly's whole body twitched and her eyes widened while a few of those fighting stopped and looked at Maggie.
"Take. That. Back." Polly growled.
"Never." Maggie refused.
"TAKE IT BACK!" Polly yelled.
"MAKE ME!" Maggie challenged before she turned and bolted, with Polly right behind her.
"Maggie, where are you going?! Everyone's back there!" Luan exclaimed from within Maggie's hand.
"Trust me!" Maggie told her as she kept on running through the woods. She kept on running, ignoring the scratches she was getting from the tree branches. She peeked over her shoulder to see how close Polly was, only to find that she was gone. "Huh? Where did she-"
"LOOK OUT!" Luan yelled. Maggie looked forward just in time to slide under a haymaker from Polly. She stood up and looked at the red faced Lilliputtian as she breathed through grit teeth.
"How'd you get ahead of me?" Maggie asked.
"NO ONE...INSULTS...BIG HENRY!" Polly roared, her body seething with hatred and one eye dialated.
"She's lost it!" Luan said in terror before being held up to her friend's face.
"Sorry Luan. Try not to slip!" Maggie stated.
"What?" was all Luan could say before she found herself shoved between two extra large flesh pillows.
"DIE!" Polly screamed as she charged at Maggie. The two began their scuffle anew, but Polly was fighting with more ferocity and recklessness than before, putting Maggie on the defensive. Polly with punching, kicking, scratching, biting and anything else she could to hurt Maggie. Maggie was blocking everything as best she could before Polly got a good hit on her face, knocking her over and onto the ground. She crawled away and grabbed a boulder before Polly dragged her back and pulled her up to punch her again. Maggie, however, blocked the strike and smashed the boulder against Polly's head, causing her to stumble back after a sickening crack sounded out from the blow. Polly fell on all fours and just laid there breathing, blood coming from her face.
"Enough already." Maggie said as she tossed her rock aside. "Let's end it already. At this rate, someone's really going to get killed."
"You...You're right...Someone will get killed." Polly panted. "And it's YOU!" she yelled as she threw a fistful of dirt into Maggie's face, stunning the women before tackling her to the ground and grabbed her throat. Maggie fought back to get the Lilliputtian off her, all while Polly laughed like a madwoman, the crack on her head running over her right eye. "You fucking little bitch! You really think I'd give up after coming this far?! After years of planning my revenge?! NO! Nobody can stop my revenge and nobody can stand up to me! Not the other Lilliputtians! Not the citizens of Gravity Falls! And definitely not some outsider like you!"
"*ack gack* ...not..." Maggie got out.
"Begging for mercy?! HAHA! That won't save you!" Polly laughed before a distant explosion was heard.
"Not...defeat!" she said before she looked to her left and smiled. "Distract!
"Huh?" Polly said in confusion before she looked in the same direction to see a wave of blue and pink energy approaching, engulfing everything in it's wake. "AHH!" she shrieked before she pulled Maggie up to act as a shield, but was hit anyway. The energy continued to spread for a few more moments before it disappeared, leaving everything as it was. Polly opened her working eye and looked at herself to see that she was fine. "Heh...hehe...HAHAHA! What was that?! Some dumb light show meant to-" she began before she and Maggie were both surrounded by a pink aura, their bodies slowly beginning to shrink. "What?! HEY! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!"
"Simple, Polly." Maggie began as she and Polly continued to shrink until they were back to normal size. "You lose." she finished, one hand holding a tiny Polly and the other wrapped around a hugging Luan.
"No...NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried to the heavens before Maggie squeezed her, making her yelp in pain.
"Shut up." Maggie huffed before looking at her friend. "You okay, Luan?" she asked. Luan nodded into her shoulder. "Good. Hey, hate to ask, but can you help me find my bra? It snapped off when I shrank and your body made it fly off." Luan was silent as she continued to hug Maggie. "Luan? You can let go now."
"...not until the world stops bouncing..." Luan answered in a queasy voice.
