Lucy groaned as she woke up and looked around to see that she was in a hospital room, with Susie watching the TV in the bed next to her, a roll of bandages wrapped around her head above her eyes.
"Susie? Where am I?" Lucy asked, gaining her friend's attention.
"Oh good. You are awake." Susie said with a smile before pushing the 'CALL' button on her bed. "We are in the hospital. The doctors admitted you shortly after you sent Luan that picture on your phone."
"They admitted me?" Lucy asked in confusion as a nurse came in.
"Good morning, you two. How are you feeling?" the nurse asked.
"My head is not hurting." Susie answered.
"My head is full of questions." said Lucy. "Why am I in the hospital?"
"You passed out." the nurse answered as she closed a curtain, separating the two so they could talk privately. It seems that your body was overworked and you suffered from a severe case of fatigue."
"Fatigue?" Lucy asked before she remembered what happened. "Now I remember. I was sending Luan a photo on my phone, then I suddenly felt very tired and...I guess I did pass out. You said it was from fatigue?"
"That's correct. He'll be able to explain more." the nurse said before she left to check on Susie.
"Fatigue, huh? I guess I pushed myself too far with all that warping." Lucy muttered to herself. "I wonder if Luan got that picture."
Time passed and Susie and Lucy, after being checked by the doctor, were discharged from the hospital.
"Now, I want the both of you to take it easy for the next few days. If you're feeling unwell, don't hesitate to come back. Okay?" the doctor explained as the two were wheeled out of the hospital in wheelchairs.
"Yes, doctor." Susie said with a smile before she and Lucy spotted Gaz standing outside, with Tal in the parking lot. They got out of their wheelchairs and approached Gaz.
"Nice to see you two up and about. How are you feeling?" Gaz asked.
"Better. My head no longer hurts." Susie answered.
"And I feel rested." Lucy said while stretching. "Any word on the others?"
"They're all fine. Some were a little banged up, but nothing too serious." Gaz answered, her cheeks turning a little pink. "Some, however, are going to need more help. Luckily, it's none of us."
"Who are you talking about then?" Lucy asked.
"Pacifica's bastard of a dad had to recover from his 'bellectomy' and Gideon will be needing therapy." Gaz said, the pink spreading to more of her face.
"What are you talking about and why are you starting to turn red?" Susie asked.
"I'll explain the former later. As for my red face? Blame Zim and the others." Gaz answered as she started to fidget in place.
"What do you mean?" asked Lucy. In response, Gaz pulled the front of her tank-top down a little, showing a lot of her cleavage. A moment later, a miniature Zim poked his head out, followed by Tenn, Fink, Mindy and Lum, all of which were naked.
"What the- Zim?!" Susie asked in shock. "How are you so tiny?!"
"I'll tell you later." he said with a goofy grin. "You two okay?"
"Yes, but I am very confused." Susie answered.
"We'll explain everything on the way to the mansion." Gaz said before pulling her tank-top back up and heading towards Tal, her two friends following her. The moment they were all in, the door closed and Tal took off for the Northwest Mansion.
"So because a Lilliputtian by the name of Big Henry died years ago, Polly decided to get revenge on the whole town?" Susie asked.
"Yeah. She blamed Mabel and Pacifica, even though Big Henry ignored the warnings and went anyway." Gaz answered through her panting, her breasts moving around a little as Zim and the others all had fun inside. "Now she and the others who joined her are being charged with multiple counts of kidnapping, assault and attempted murder."
"Basically, they'll be going away for the rest of their lives. And that means less pests to worry about." a disguised Tak huffed before looking at Gaz's jiggling jugs. "Speaking of pests, when are you going to be finished, Zim? I am...ready to try again."
"You'll have to wait. These four got to him first." Gaz told her before smirking at her. "But if you can't wait, there's room for more in here~"
"Pass. I'm not here to get friendly with any of you. I just need Zim to...impregnate me." she grit out before gagging.
"But you is friendly with Pacifica." Gir stated with a smile.
"Well...she and I have something in common. Both of our lives were wrecked by idiots." Tak said in her defense.
"Keep insulting Zim and I'll have the two of you locked in a room until he does finally get you pregnant." Gaz threatened before yelping. "Easy! Those are sensitive!" she giggled.
"Ugh. You two make me sick." Tak groaned. "Why are you even letting that happen anyway?"
"I lost a bet. Now my body is Zim's plaything for a week." Gaz answered before biting her lip. "I do not regret losing."
"We've arrived outside the mansion." Tal informed everyone.
"Good." Gaz said before taking her phone and dialing Mabel. It rang a few times until...
"Hello?" Mabel slurred.
"Mabel? It's Gaz. We're outside. We're here to talk to and Pacifica about why we came to Gravity Falls." Gaz explained.
"Oh good! Uh...can you...bring us a spare set of clothes? I forgot to ask last night." Mabel requested.
"Why? Doesn't Pacifica have some spares? You both are around the same size." Gaz replied.
"We are, but there's one tiny problem we didn't see coming." Mabel said in a nervous tone before Pacifica's voice came up.
"My clothes don't fit anymore." Pacifica stated. "Can we borrow some more? The ones you gave us are dirty."
"Hehehe. Sure." Gaz chuckled before snapping her fingers. A moment later, two sets of clothes were presented to her. "Hey, you mind if my friends come in as well?"
"I don't, but don't expect any maid service. All the staff is still out until the paperwork's done." Pacifica answered.
"Great. We'll be right in." Gaz said before hanging up and pulling her top down. "Okay everyone. We're visiting Pacifica's place. Everyone out."
"I don't want to." Zim whined before Gaz gently squished them all with her breasts.
"You can play in there later, Zim. We need to talk to Pacifica about your true identity." Gaz told him before reaching her hand it and pulling everyone inside out. She then placed them on the floor and proceeded to enlarge them to their original sizes with the flashlight. "Now take a cold shower and get dressed."
After the group got themselves cleaned and dressed, and disguised for the Irken occupants, they walked up to the Grand Gate.
"So...is there a doorbell?" Lee Kanker asked. A moment later, the gates opened, allowing them to see the Northwest Mansion in all it's glory.
"Oooooh~" a lot of them said.
"Now this is a mansion!" Shannon exclaimed.
"Indeed. I hope the one I have built will be just as great." Zim said with a nod as they approached the door.
"Actually, you'll need more than a single mansion if you wish to house and care for enough females to repopulate your entire species." Lisa stated as they knocked on the door.
"I never thought about that." Zim said in realization before the door opened enough for Mabel to stick her head out.
"Got the clothes?" she asked.
"Right here." Gaz said as she held up two outfits, which Mabel immediately took.
"Count to ten, then come in." she said before she closed the door. "I FEEL SO ALIVE!" they heard her yell, followed by laughter that got quieter as they heard her footsteps got farther away.
"...Was she streaking?" Zim asked.
"I think she was." Gaz said with an amused smirk.
"Eight...nine...ten." Tak counted before she opened the door and walked in, the others following in after her. They shut the door and looked around the spacious inside.
"And I thought the outside was impressive." Fink commented as they spread out and looked around.
"Helloooooooooo!" Tenn yelled with a smile, her voice bouncing off the walls and echoing throughout the mansion. "That was fun." she chuckled while Mimi zipped away, then quickly returned.
"The mansion is secure. No hostile enemies or technology detected." she reported to Tak.
"Good. Last thing we need is to be ambushed again." Tak grumbled.
"I wonder how old this place is." said Marie. "50...100 years maybe?"
"Actually, it's over 150 years old." Pacifica answered as she and Mabel, fully clothed, approached them all. "Sorry for not greeting you all. Welcome to the McGuc-I mean, to the Northwest Manor." she corrected herself. "Gonna take me a while to call it that again."
"You have such a lovely home." Lum complimented.
"Thanks. Glad to see all of you are doing okay. Follow me this way." Pacifica said as she lead them all through the mansion towards a meeting room that had a large table surrounded by chairs in the middle. There was enough seats for everyone, so they all sat at the table.
"So, Pacifica, what do you want to know?" Gaz asked.
"I want to know what Mabel here was talking about last night when she suggested that the both of us hook up with Zim." Pacifica stated. Gaz looked at Zim and all the others, then back at Pacifica with a smile.
"First, I have a question for you. Do you believe...in aliens?" Gaz asked.
"You kidding me? There's an enormous spaceship buried underground near the town. Dipper showed me years ago. So the answer is yes. I do believe in aliens." Pacifica answered. "Never met one, though."
"Actually...you have." Gaz said before looking at Zim. Zim nodded before removing his wig and contacts, allowing Mabel and Pacifica to see his red eyes and antenna. Mabel found the big red eyes a little cute. Pacifica...
"Huh." the blonde said after a moment of staring. "So you're not just a guy with a skin condition?"
"Hehe. No. I'm an alien." Zim answered.
"He's not the only one." Tenn said before her disguise faded, showing her true form, followed by Tak.
"You two as well?" Pacifica asked before looking at all the others. "What about the rest of you? Are you all aliens too?"
"Just me, though this is my true self." Lum answered.
"This isn't too weird for you, is it?" Zim asked.
"Not really. Though it is very surprising." Pacifica said before suddenly realizing something. "Wait a minute. Mabel, did you know Zim was an alien?"
"Yeah." Mabel answered.
"And you want us to be his girlfriends?" the blonde asked, earning a nervous nod from Mabel. Pacifica looked ready to say something else before her eyes widened. She then slowly looked at each of the women again. "I'm afraid to ask, but how many of you are Zim's girlfriend?"
Aside from Mabel, Tak and Mimi, every female in the room raised their hand. Pacifica's jaw dropped before she shook her head and glared at Mabel.
"From the beginning. Everything. Now!"
Mr. Fergenson drove up to the Northwest Manor before stopping outside the gate. He honked a few times, waited, then sent a text to Pacifica asking to be let in when nobody answered. Finally, the gate was opened, allowing him to drive through before parking inside.
"I cannot believe I came back up here." he said to himself as he got out of his car, grabbed his suitcase, made sure the wrapped package was still safely secured to the top of his car and shut the door. With a suitcase in hand, he walked up to the front door, steeled himself and knocked a few times. A moment later, Lee Kanker answered the door.
"You the lawyer?" she asked.
"Yes, I am. Is Miss Northwest here?" he asked.
"Yeah. Come on in." Lee said before she opened the door further, allowing him in. She lead him through the mansion until they got to the room everyone else was in.
"And that's the whole story." a redisguised Zim finished.
Pacifica just stared at Gaz before her gaze lowered to the table, the only sound coming from her was her even breathing.
"...Did something happen?" the lawyer asked Lee.
"Just a bit of storytelling." the eldest Kanker answered before speaking up. "Hey, Pacifica. McGucket's lawyer is here."
"Huh?" the blonde said before seeing him. "Oh...hello." she said before looking back at the table.
"Did I...come at a bad time?" he asked.
"No. Just...need a moment to take in everything." Pacifica answered, her eyes still at the table. "What did you need, Mr. Fergenson?"
"I came to drop these off." he said as he opened his suitcase and pulled out a few papers before setting them on the table next to her. She glanced at them before taking them and looking them over.
"...I officially own the mansion?" she asked.
"The paperwork was already in the works before the reading. It was finalized this morning. The mansion and everything else Mr. McGucket willed to you is now all yours." the lawyer explained.
"I...this..." Pacifica got out before slapping the papers on the table. "I need a moment!" she said before running out of the room, leaving them all to stare in either disinterest or concern.
"BYE BLONDE LADY!" a disguised Gir yelled while waving.
Pacifica ran through the halls of her home before running into her room. She then slammed the door shut, took the pillow from her bed and screamed as loud as she could into it. After she was done, she threw it on her bed and began to pace about the room.
"I cannot believe this! My best friend wants me to bed an alien to save his race!"
She then sat on the chair in front of her old vanity mirror.
"Easy, Pacifica. You've seen him. He helped save you and the town."
She was now inside her bathroom.
"They want me to have alien babies!"
Now she was going through her closet full of too small clothing.
"They said it didn't have to be right away. I can take it slow. Get to know him on a deeper level."
Now she was hiding under her covers.
"Not two days after my body becomes hot again and I already have someone wanting to fuck me!"
She was staring out of her window at the clouds.
"Well, at least he's cute...in an odd sort of way."
Now she was running around her room in circles.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Finally, she laid on her bed and stared up at the ceiling. 10 minutes of silence later, a soft knock came from her door.
"Pacifica? It's me, Mabel." came Mabel's voice. "Can I come in?"
"Yeah." Pacifica answered. She heard her door open before Mabel came into her view. "Sorry for running off. I was still processing all that stuff with Zim, but after Mr. Fergenson gave me those papers...I just couldn't take any more."
"How are you doing now?" Mabel asked as she sat on the bed next to her friend. "Feel any better?"
"A little." Pacifica answered before she sat up on her bed and looked at Mabel. "What about you?"
"What do you mean?" Mabel asked.
"I mean are you okay with doing this? Going with Zim and...you know." Pacifica said with a blush.
"I'm not gonna immediately jump in bed with him." Mabel laughed. "I'm gonna get to know him first. And if we don't click, I'll just use the memory gun and zap it all away."
"Oh yeah! I totally forgot about that!" Pacifica said, looking a little more relaxed.
"So, are you going to give it a shot?" Mabel asked.
"Well...maybe. But only dating! I'm not ready to be a baby factory to some guy I just met." Pacfica decided.
"Alright!" Mabel cheered before pulling her off the bed by her hand and dragging her out the door. "Let's go tell the others the good news!"
"Whoa! Mabel! I can get there myself!" Pacifica yelped as the two ran through the mansion to rejoin the others. "Sheesh! Almost ripped my arm off." she grunted as he got her arm out of Mabel's grasp.
"Are you okay, Miss Northwest?" Mr. Fergenson asked.
"Yeah. Sorry about that. Just...overloaded." Pacifica answered before approaching Zim. "As for the...proposal earlier, I'd like to...take it slow, if that's okay."
"Of course. After all, not-" Zim began before eyeing Mr. Fergenson, then whispered to the blonde woman. "Not everyone here has gone that far, so don't worry about rushing into this."
"Alright." Pacifica said with a nod before turning to the lawyer. "Thank you for delivering this news to me, Mr. Fergenson."
"Of course. I also have one final item for you, but it was too large for me to bring in on my own." the lawyer explained.
"What is it?" Pacifica asked.
"It's a present from your father." he said, making her scowl and look away. "Sorry. I mean your stepfather, Mr. McGucket." he corrected, making her look back at him with wide eyes while he smiled. "I was hoping you had staff on hand who could help me bring it in."
"I got it." Lynn said as she got out of her seat. "Where is it?"
"It's...on the roof of my car." the lawyer hesitantly answered.
"Okay. I'll be right back." Lynn said before running off.
"Uh, Miss! I really think you should get more people to help!" Fergenson yelled as he ran after her.
"We'd best go and help. Lynn might break whatever it is doing it herself." Lily suggested.
"I'll stop her." Lucy said before disappearing.
"Let's go! I wanna see what you got!" Mabel said before she and everyone else began heading for the front door of the mansion. They saw that it was open and walked outside, only to find that the whole area was filled with a familiar mob.
"Hello, Miss Northwest." the same middle-aged man from yesterday greeted. "We've come in the hopes that you will settle your parents debts. Is now a bad time?"
"A bad time? It's not even noon!" Pacifica yelled. "I know I said a day, but isn't this too soon?!"
"Perhaps. However, many, if not all, of us have a prior engagement tomorrow that none of us wish to miss." the speaker of the debt collectors explained.
"And that is...?" Pacifica asked. In response, each and every one of them pulled out and presented a ticket stub.
"The last show of Luan Loud's current Comedy Tour." the man answered.
"Oh right! That's tomorrow! With that whole thing with the will and the fighting and such, it completely slipped my mind." Pacifica said as she pulled her own stub out of her wallet. She put it away and looked at them all before turning towards the mansion. "Follow me inside. I'll start signing checks." she said before she walked back towards her mansion, followed by everyone else.
"Let's see...$7,582 for the damages my parents made to their rental clothing." Pacifica muttered as she wrote in her checkbook before tearing it out and handing it to the current collector in line, who then moved out of the way so the next debt collector could present her parent's next bill to her.
This is how it had been for almost an hour after everyone gathered inside the mansion. Meet a collector, sign a check, wave them bye and meet the next one. Lather, rinse, repeat. And while she did this, her new friends were either waiting patiently inside another part of the mansion or inside of Tal for her to finish.
"$2, 496 for...jewelry rental? That wasn't even hers?" Pacifica said before signing the check and handing it to the collector. "I wonder if my stupid parents went through this when they paid all the staff." she grumbled as she wrote the next check. "How could my parents spend so much on a daily rental service for a limousine?"
"Probably didn't wanna take a cab like 'normal' people." the limo driver chuckled with finger quotes before handing her a business card. "But if you ever need our services, we're available."
"I'll keep that in mind." she said as she took the card before flexing her fingers and wincing. "Come on, Pacifica. Just a few more to go." she said to herself before going back to signing more checks. Eventually, all but one collector remained.
"Finally." the Love God huffed. "I can't believe how long this took."
"You're telling me." Pacifica said as she took the bill from the Love God before her eyes nearly bugged out of her sockets. "All this for one anti-love potion?!"
"Just one potion takes a lot of ingredients to make, and they're not cheap!" he countered. Pacifica groaned before she wrote out the check and gave it to him. "Thank you." he said.
"Hold on." Pacifica spoke up before he could leave. "You mind if I buy one a potion off you?"
"Sorry, but I'm not selling anymore after this whole thing with your father." the Love God answered before chuckling. "And honestly, I don't think anyone here needs my potions. I can feel the love everywhere around here." He then took a soft smell. "Smell it, too."
"Ew. I mean, no! I don't want a love potion." said Pacifica. "I was hoping you had a potion that could cancel the effects of the anti-love potion my father used on me and Dipper."
"Oh? Hoping to get back with him?" the cherub asked.
"No. We've both moved on already. I just don't want us to hate each other for feelings that aren't ours." Pacifica explained. The Love God looked at her before smiling.
"Sure. Give me a second." he said as he took his potion belt and looked through them. "Let's see...Love under the stars...High School Crush Love...Love that lasts forever-AH! Here we are!" he said as he pulled a vial of clear liquid from the belt. "Knew this Love Nullifier potion would come in handy."
"Will it work?" she asked.
"You tell me. KABOOM!" he yelled as he blasted her with a tiny bit of the potion, making her cough for a moment. She glared at him before her expression went blank.
"Huh...I don't feel like strangling Dipper anymore." she said.
"And after I pay him a visit, he'll stop hating you too." he said. "And don't worry, this one's on the house. See ya!" he said before he turned and squatted down. "Come on, you little things! Work!" he grunted before his wings started to flap. He then flew towards the window and opened it before flying out and into the air. Pacifica sighed and slumped in her seat after the final debt collector left, leaving her with one less thing on her shoulders to worry about.
"Finally." the blonde woman said as she got up from her chair and stretched. "Debts are paid, collectors are gone and my friends are waiting for me." she said as she left the room and headed to where Mabel and her new friends were. She turned and walked towards the room they were in and noticed a disguised Tak and Mimi standing outside the door, a frown on her face. "Tak?"
"Oh...Hello, Pacifica." Tak greeted while Mimi glared at her, ready to strike if necessary.
"What are you doing out here? Weren't you hanging out with your friends?" the blonde asked.
"They are not my friends." Tak stated.
"Then why are you travelling with them? And now that I think of it, why are you with the guy you said ruined your life?" Pacifica asked.
"I'm not with them by choice. I'm with them because I've ordered by my leaders to do so." Tak elaborated. "And as for why I'm with Zim?" she said before growling. "Those bastards that I'm forced to call my Tallest tricked me!"
"Tricked you?" Pacifica asked. Tak then explained why she was sent back to Earth and the ruse her Tallests used to get her in bed with Zim. Needless to say, Pacifica was beside herself with rage. "That's just...I...I can't...How can they order someone to do that?!" she finally managed to say.
"Because they're rotten assholes." Tak answered. "They know that I hate Zim, but they need as many women to mate with him to get fresh DNA so our species can have a chance to keep from dying out."
"But tricking you like that?! They basically had you bend over and forced you to-"
"Don't remind me!" Tak seethed, cutting the blonde woman off. "I hate having to do this, but I have no choice." her frown stayed, but her expression softened. "At least one thing makes this barely tolerable."
"What's that?" the blonde woman asked.
"Zim was forced to do this as well, and he didn't make me do anything I didn't want to when we mated." Tak answered. "And...he was gentle with me."
"I'm confused. Do you hate it or not?" Pacifica asked.
"I hate that it's Zim...but I can't deny I like the sex." Tak admitted before shaking her head. "Anyway, I'll be taking my leave. I need to plan for my new base."
"You're not living with Zim?" Pacifica asked.
"No. I don't want to be around Zim any longer than I need to." Tak answered as she and Mimi walked away.
"Well, if you need a place to stay until then, you're welcome to crash here." Pacifica offered. Tak stopped and turned towards Pacifica with wide eyes.
"You're offering me a place to stay? Here?" she asked.
"Why not? You have nowhere else to go if you're not staying with Zim." Pacifica explained.
"I know. What I mean is...why?" she asked.
"What? You think I want to leave a friend out in the cold?" Pacifica chuckled.
Tak just froze there, her mouth slightly agape.
"Uh...Tak?" Pacifica spoke up.
"Master? Are you okay?" Mimi asked.
"...I'll...think about it." Tak got out before walking away, with Mimi following behind.
"Well, if you decide you want to, the door will be open for you." Pacifica called out before turning and walking off towards the room her friends were all in. "Hey everyone."
"Hi Pacifica!" a few of them said.
"Finished with the debt collectors?" Mabel asked.
"Yeah. Now I just need to see my parents off first thing tomorrow...and I can truly get on with my life." Pacifica said as she flopped onto a nearby couch. "After that...well, I don't know."
"Why not have a party to celebrate?" Mabel suggested. "You're crappy parents are being kicked out of Gravity Falls, you've got the mansion and tons of money, and you're one of the most loved people in town."
"I know." Pacifica said as she sat up on the couch. "I'm just...still trying to come to terms with it all."
"Well, don't worry. We're all your friend, Pacifica. We'll be there when you need us." Mabel proclaimed with a smile before her phone went off. She looked at it, read the text that was sent and put her phone away. "Do you need me right now?"
"Nooo?" Pacifica answered.
"Good because Soos just texted me. He just asked if I'd help at the Mystery Shack today. Says he doesn't want to leave Melody or his babies alone at the hospital." Mabel explained.
"Why doesn't he just close the Shack down for a bit? After all that's happened, I don't think anyone would mind."
"Luan Loud's manager would." Mabel said before frowning. "Seems he doesn't care if Soos just became a dad. The contract Soos signed says Luan does a Meet 'N Greet there as promised, or he'll sue Soos for violating the contract."
"That's mean, even for villains like us." Fink said while Shannon nodded.
"I'll say. So he's asking if me, Dipper, Wendy and Grunkle Stan can fill in for the day." Mabel finished before smiling. "Hehe. It'll almost be like old times."
"Um, excuse me."
Everyone turned to see Mr. Fergenson standing there, suitcase in hand.
"Wow. I forgot he was here." said Lynn.
"Before anything else, Miss Northwest, you still have this package here." the lawyer said while pointing at the large package that was brought in while the debt collectors were getting paid. Everyone was now looking at the package as Mr. Fergenson and Lynn stood it up. It looked to be larger than the lawyer, rectangular in shape and thin.
"What is this?" Parker asked as Pacifica carefully unwrapped the package. When it fell off, Pacifica gasped.
It was a portrait of a younger Pacifica opening the Grand Gate, allowing the people of Gravity Falls into the party.
"Is that you, Pacifica?" Tenn asked. Pacifica merely nodded as she looked at her smiling face on the portrait.
"Mr. McGucket heard how you let the townspeople into a fancy party years ago. He had this portrait of the moment made, claiming that it was a turning point in your life." Mr. Fergenson explained before walking towards the door. "Well, now that I've delivered this, I'll be packing my things."
"Why?" a disguised Gir asked.
"Because I'm moving." he answered.
"Why?" Gir asked again.
"Because I found a new and better place to live and practice Law."
"Why?"
"Because I can't live here anymore!"
"Why?"
"Because after being shrunk down, kidnapped by golf balls and caught up in a scuffle with deranged creatures that should only exist in fairy tales, I can't take living in this gigantic nut farm anymore! In short, I QUIT!" Mr. Fergenson ranted before breathing heavily.
"...Why?"
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!" Mr. Fergenson screamed as he jumped through a nearby window, leaving them all to watch as he simply kept on running and screaming.
"Well that's one way to get rid of a lawyer." Wednesday drawled while Lily looked out the hole the lawyer made.
"Guess you'll need a new one, Pacifica." Mabel giggled before seeing her friend hadn't looked away from the painting. "Pacifica?" Mabel repeated while tapping her shoulder. The woman finally looked at her, tears running down her face. "Do you...need a moment?" Mabel asked.
"No." Pacifica answered while wiping her eyes and smiling. "I'm just really happy." she said, her voice breaking. Mabel smiled and hugged her friend, who hugged back. They stayed that way for a bit longer before separating. "Okay...let's go to the Mystery Shack." she said as she felt a breeze and looked at the window. "WHO BROKE MY WINDOW?!" she yelled, making a few of them laugh as they left.
Wendy was not having a very good day. She had been given time to rest after the whole incident with Polly and was relaxing at home before being asked by Soos via text to help at the Shack since he didn't want to leave Melody. She had agreed and had prepared to leave before realizing that the only outfit that would fit her was in currently in the wash. Now she was lying naked in her room, wondering what to do.
"I can't go to the store to buy more clothes before I need clothes to wear there. Maybe I could tear some up and make an outfit from the smaller ones? But would I have time to make them strong enough to not rip off from these things?" she asked as she sat up and lifted her big tits. "I can't believe these things got this huge!" she grumbled before feeling her ass. "And this? I don't remember anyone in my family being this big!" she said before getting off the bed and stared at herself in a full length mirror. Gone was a twig of a woman that was once her. The woman she saw was now a voluptous redheaded knockout. "Ugh, this is great. I bet Robbie will try to get back together with me, or try to get together with Tambry since she's in the same boat." she said as she ran her hands down her body. "And I bet my dad will say it's the perfect chance to go out and get a man and have kids." Sigh groaned as she flopped back onto her bed, her breasts jiggling from the motion. "I feel like I'm wearing a bra full of jello." she said as she grabbed one of her breasts. "The size is one thing, but did they have to become so sensitive?" she asked with a blush before she heard a knock at the door. "Visitors? Crap! I can't let anyone see me like this." she cursed before shouting. "WHO IS IT?!" Suddenly, her phone went off, making her look and see it was Tambry. "Tambry? Can you hold on? Someone's outside my house."
"Yeah. Me. Let me in." Tambry answered before hanging up. Wendy got up, covered herself with a blanket and walked towards the front door before looking out through the peephole to see Tambry, wearing a tight black shirt, light purple shorts and sneakers on the other side. She opened it up and quickly pulled her friend in. "What's with you?" she asked.
"Sorry. Didn't want anyone to see me." Wendy answered. "What's-"
"Clothes." Tambry said, holding a bundle of clothes out to her. "Had these stored away in case your body ever returned to normal."
"You're a lifesaver, Tambry." Wendy said with a smile before dropping the blanket and taking the outfit.
"Think I might've gotten you a size too small." Tambry said with wide eyes as Wendy began to dress.
"We'll know in a moment if you did." Wendy replied as she put on the white panties and bra. "Well, these fit alright." Wendy said before putting on the pants. "And...there we go." she said after getting them button, her big ass filling the jeans out. "These feel a little snug." She then took the flannel patterned shirt and put it on before buttoning them up, the buttons pushed out from her breasts stretching against them. "Hmm. Well, as long as I don't make any sudden moves, these should hold out for the day." she said before placing Dipper's old hat on her head. "How do I look?"
"In a word? Wow." Tambry answered while typing on her phone, doing her best to not stare at her friend.
"Good. Now I gotta get to the Shack." Wendy said as she began to look for her keys.
"Why? Weren't you resting today?" Tambry asked.
"I was, but Soos asked some of us to run the Shack for Luan to do her Meet n' Greet." Wendy explained. "Said if she doesn't, her manager will sue him."
"Doesn't he know what happened yesterday?" Tambry asked.
"Seems he's been busy with something outside of town, so he didn't see anything." Wendy answered as she found her truck keys. "Wanna come along? We can hang out at the Shack."
"I thought you were going there to work." said Tambry.
"I hardly ever did any then, I don't need to do much now." said the redhead. "So you coming, or not?"
"Meh. Mayor Cutebiker gave me the day off. Why not?" Tambry shrugged. With that, Wendy locked up her house before she and Tambry hopped into her truck before taking off for the Mystery Shack. "So what will you be doing at the Shack?"
"Just manning the register like I did before. Gonna be more people there than usual since it's a celebrity event, but it's only for today." Wendy answered. "And it's only for a few hours. After that, we close up until Soos reopens after Melody and the twins have been cleared to leave the hospital."
"Speaking of the twins, have you seen their picture?" Tambry asked as she brought up the picture in question on her phone. It was of Melody and Soos in the hospital as they each held a blanket wrapped child, the babies sleeping like...well, babies.
"I saw. They're so cute!" Wendy cooed.
"Aren't they?" Tambry asked with a smile as she read the messages people were leaving about the children. "The whole town is talking about them."
"Good. Help take their minds off all that stuff from earlier." Wendy said as they drove down the road towards the Shack. "You heard anything about names?" Wendy asked.
"Nothing on social media about it-" Tambry answered before they hit a tiny speed bump, making them bounce in their seats. The action, while not a lot, made their jugs jump enough that the buttons on Wendy's flannel flew off, revealing her bra. "Shit! Stupid buttons!" Wendy cursed as she glanced down at her shirt before looking at Tambry. "You got a spare shirt?"
"Just the one I'm wearing." Tambry answered.
"What am I gonna do?! I can't work with my tits showing like this!" Wendy groaned before they hit another bump, causing their tits to jiggle. "If my bra snaps, I'm going ot scream." she growled. As if fate had listened, she hit another bump, causing the two to almost jump out of their seats, making their tits bounce and causing both of their bras to snap. "GAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Wendy screamed before pulling over. "You drive!"
"Me? It's your truck." Tambry said with a frown as she pulled the ruined undergarment out of her shirt.
"You still have a shirt. I need both of my hands to hold mine closed!" Wendy stated.
"Ugh, fine!" Tambry huffed before scooting closer to Wendy while the redhead climbed over her friend, her breasts smacking into her friend's face before they finally got into the other seat. "Trying to suffocate me?" Tambry asked as Wendy buckled up and held her flannel closed while Tambry drove down the road. "Note to self: Go clothes shopping later."
"I don't know if the local store has anything that's size 'ridiculous.'" Wendy grumbled before taking out her phone. "Maybe Mabel or Pacifica have spares we can borrow."
"If not them, then maybe Gaz can lend us some. She should have a spare outfit with how big all those women she's with are." Tambry suggested.
"Don't...mention Gaz." Wendy said in annoyance.
"Why? Don't like her?" Tambry asked.
"It's not that. It's...When I think of Gaz, I think of a certain little green person that's with her." Wendy explained.
"Zim? Why?" Tambry asked.
"Well...I don't know why, but every time I think of Zim, I find myself wanting to...be closer." Wendy said, her cheeks turning pink.
"Really?" Tambry asked in surprise.
"I know, it's weird. Like weirder-than-Gravity-Falls brand of weird." Wendy went on. "I only met him at the party at the shack, and that was it. But since then, I keep finding my thoughts drifting to him. I've dated other guys before, but none of them made me feel this way. Especially not on a first meeting. Ugh! I sound like one of those girls from those mushy 'love at first sight' movies, don't I?"
"A little...but you wouldn't be the only one."
Wendy blinked before looking at her blushing friend.
"Wait. Are you telling me-"
"I like him, too." Tambry blurted out.
"Really? I thought you said you'd stay away from dating after how your relationship with Robbie died." said Wendy.
"I know, but after last night, thing's are different." Tambry replied.
"What happened last night? He pay you a visit?" Wendy asked.
"Only in my dreams." Tambry answered, her face turning red as she giggled with a grin.
"Wet dreams is more like it." Wendy joked as they pulled into the parking lot for the Shack. There was a table set up in the front and signs advertising Luan's Meet 'n Greet event all around. And in front of it all was a line of people already waiting for the event to start. "Wow. That's a lot of people." Wendy commented before taking out her phone and dialing Mabel. "I hope she has a spare sweater that'll fit." she muttered as she heard the phone ring.
"Hello?"
"Mabel? It's Wendy."
"Hey, Wendy! Where are you? You still coming to the Shack?"
"I'm in my truck near the Mystery Shack, and Tambry's with me. Listen, I had a little...wardrobe malfunction and need some more clothes. Do you have anything that might fit?" Wendy explained.
"Not on me, but Gaz does. We're all heading towards the Shack right now." Mabel informed her.
"That's good." Wendy said before looking a little nervous. "Hey...Is Zim there, too?"
"Yeah, he's here. Why?" Mabel asked before she gasped. "Wait a second. Are you wanting to meet him?"
"No reason! Just checking! Bye!" Wendy quickly said before hanging up.
"Smooth." Tambry deadpanned.
"Shut up." Wendy huffed. The two of them now sat in silence as they waited for Mabel and the others to arrive. Not wanting to sit in silence, Wendy spoke up.
"So...what did happen in your dream?" the redhead asked. Tambry merely gave a dreamy, and slightly lewd, smile before she regaled Wendy of the many things she dreamt Zim had done to her in her dreams.
Luan was driving towards the Mystery Shack with Maggie in tow, ready for the second Meet 'n Greet. Now she was hoping her mood would be better before she got there.
"I cannot believe my manager is still having me do this Meet 'n Greet after all that happened." the comedian complained. "Didn't believe me when I explained what happened and didn't care that Soos and Melody were at the hospital. Wish he was there when everyone was fighting for their lives, but noooo! He just had to be out of town on business and eating lunch as well. The hotel in town has good food! Ugh, he's the worst sometimes." She went quiet again before looking over at Maggie, who was silently looking out the window. "So...how are you feeling?" she asked.
"Mmmm." was all Maggie said.
"C'mon, Maggie. You've been like this since last night. You didn't even tell me if that memory gun worked. Talk to me." Luan pleaded. Maggie simply sighed.
"I don't know if it did because I can't remember what I put on the device to make me forget." Maggie anwered.
"Oh...right. And I can't remind of what it was if you forgot." Luan said in realization. "Well, let's hope that whatever you forgot will help you later on."
"You and me, both." Maggie said as Luan saw the Myster Shack come into view before parking a good distance away. "So, you're getting out here to sneak into the back so you don't get mobbed by that crowd, right?"
"Yeah. You mind parking my car?" Luan asked.
"Where? Most of those tourists are parked there, so I don't know if there are any free spots." Maggie answered as she looked at the full parking lot, with Tal being parked in the middle. "Wait...I think I see a spot open next to Gaz's limo."
"Try there." Luan suggested before getting out of the car. "See yo inside."
"See ya." Maggie answered before driving closer and pulled into the Shack's parking area before driving up next to Tal. She put it in park and turned the car off, but didn't get out immediately. She stared up at Tal for a few moments before she looked forward and took a deep breath before slowly letting it out. "Come on, Maggie. You won't know it worked unless you try." After a few more breaths, she got out of Luan's car and walked up to Tal. "Uh...hello? Can anyone in there hear me?"
"I can hear you just fine." Gaz answered after making a speaker appear next to her. "You need something?"
"Is this Gaz, or your limo's A.I.?" Maggie asked. A door suddenly appeared and opened, allowing Gaz to step out.
"It's me. Did you need something, Maggie?" Gaz asked.
"I was hoping to talk to you. I need to confirm if...the..." Maggie trailed off, her eyes going wide as she stared at Tal. Gaz raised an eyebrow before turning to see Zim peeking his head out before hiding.
"You okay?" Gaz asked in concern.
"I'm...going to...meet Luan in the Shack." Maggie got out as she slowly backed away from Gaz.
"Use the back door. Mabel said it's unlocked." Gaz told her before Maggie turned and bolted for the Shack. "Hmm. Guess the memory gun didn't work after all." she said to herself. She turned to head back in before her phone got a text. She read it, chuckled and replied before putting it away and stepped back in, the door disappearing as she rejoined Zim and the others inside.
"She okay?" Zim asked.
"We'll have to wait and see." Gaz answered before a wall came down, showing Tambry and Wendy in less constraining, yet still form fitting, clothing.
"Thanks for this, Gaz." Wendy said as she wore a new flannel before looking at the strained buttons. "You sure these won't fly off?"
"Positive. You could jump rope for hours and they'd never pop off." Gaz answered, making both Wendy and Tambry blush at the mental image Gaz just put in their heads.
"Hey, would it be possible to buy some more from you guys?" Pacifica asked. "I doubt I'll find any other clothing store that has material strong enough to handle this." she said as she gestured to her shapely body.
"You can just bring me any outfit you want and I'll remake them at a molecular level to be just as strong as the clothing you have now." Tal informed Pacifica.
"She's not kidding. She did it for my sweater, too. Not only can it hold these puppies in, it'll also never shrink in the wash." Mabel explained before turning to Gaz and Zim. "So...about my request earlier? Think I can give it a shot?"
"Can you wait until tomorrow?" Gaz asked. "Zim has an appointment later today."
"I do?" Zim asked in confusion before Gaz carried him under her arm.
"You do. So now, you need to get ready." Gaz told him before looking at Mabel and Wendy. "And you two need to get into the Shack. It's five minutes before they open."
"Wait, what?!" Wendy asked before looking at the clock on her phone and yelling. "Oh shit! You're right!"
"Tal, open please!" Mabel quickly said. The moment the door opened, the two ran out and towards the Mystery Shack.
"Hey! Wait for us!" Pacifica called out as she and Tambry ran after them, the door closing when they left.
"So...what now?" Mindy asked.
"You girls wanna take bets one who Zim's next bedmate is gonna be?" Fink asked with a grin.
Luan smiled as she, like she had for a few hours now, signed another autograph before posing with a tourist, then waved them goodbye before they went to check out the limited edition merchandise that was placed on the shelves of the Mystery Shack while two new patrons walked up to her table with a photos of her to sign.
"And who am I making these out to?" the comedic Loud asked.
"Daryl Blubs and Edwin Durland." the Sheriff answered. Luan signed them, shook their hands and took a picture with them before the two men ran off giggling like little girls before the next patron approached her.
While this was happening, Wendy, Mabel, Dipper and Stan were all running the shop and keeping the tourists happy while Tambry and Mabel hung out.
"So this is what it was like for you guys every Summer?" Pacifica asked as she watched everything.
"Pretty much. Although, we never had a celebrity here before." Mabel answered as she quickly restocked the shelves. "So how does it feel to be a Northwest again?"
"I'm a little upset about how I got the name back, but now I can do some good." Pacifica answered as she looked out the window. "I once said that my family name is broken, and that I was gonna fix it. Now that I'm the one controlling the money and estate, I finally can."
"You'll be the greatest Northwest ever, Pacifica." Mabel said with a smile, one that Pacifica returned. "Hey, have you spoken to Dipper yet?"
"I did. The Love God came through. He smiled and asked how I was when I talked to him." Pacifica answered before chuckling. "Though now that he doesn't hate me, I had to remind him that I wasn't his Pacifica when his eyes started to drift."
"Speaking of drifting eyes..." Mabel said as she and Pacifica looked at the wandering tourists, a few of which were peeking at the them and their friends in certain areas.
"Ugh. Men." Pacifica groaned before giggling with Mabel.
"Hey, Mabel! Quit squawking and keep stocking!" Stan reprimanded her.
"Sorry, Grunkle Stan." Mabel apologized.
"And Wendy! No slacking! It's almost over!" Stan told the redhead.
"Yes, Mr. Pines." Wendy sighed as she put the magazine away and rung up a tourist's purchases, with Tambry simply loitering near her and messing with her phone.
"Cheer up. You only got five minutes." Tambry told her.
"Don't tell me that. Now it's gonna feel like longer." Wendy groaned. "I just want to get out of here."
"You've only been working for a few hours." Tambry told her.
"For once, it's not because of work." Wendy huffed as she saw a tourist came up with a mug to purchase. A man that she recognized as having been in line four different times for four different items, and kept eyeing her and her friend more than he should. Wendy glared at the man as she rang up his purchase, then smirked and added an extra zero to the cost. The oblivious man took his purchase before walking out the door and getting back in line.
"I saw that." Tambry said with a smirk.
"So did I." Stan said with a frown before chuckling. "Nice one." A few minutes later and Stan's watch started to beep, signaling that it was closing time. "Alright! Listen up!" he yelled, gaining everyone's attention. "The Mystery Shack Meet 'n Greet has officially ended! Everyone wanting to buy souvenirs, line up at the register. Those who try to stay longer can line up at the door to be pushed out! Move it, people!"
The patrons all quickly grabbed the souvenirs they wanted and rushed to the register, making Wendy sigh before she got to work. After the last person was out, Stan shut the door and locked it before sighing and sagging, along with Dipper, Wendy, Mabel and Luan.
"Finally." Luan droned. "Now I can relax until my show tomorrow."
"If anyone needs me, I'm gonna lie here forever." Mabel groaned.
"Is this what it's like for you all the time?" Dipper asked Luan.
"Only when it's sprung on me last minute by my manager." Luan answered before a knock was heard.
"Luan! You in there?!" came Dirk's voice.
"Speak of the devil." Luan grumbled before looking out the door to see her manager standing outside. "Can't you read? We're closed." said Luan.
"Haha. Very funny, Luan. Now open the door." Dirk answered. Luan grunted in aggravation before reluctantly letting him in. "How the was the Meet 'n Greet? Your fans buy a lot of stuff?"
"Considering we had to restock the shelves almost every 15 minutes, I'd say that's a yes." Dipper answered as Dirk looked inside the register that was stuffed with cash.
"I knew this Meet 'n Greet was a great idea." Dirk said with a grin before he took his suitcase and started stuffing the money inside.
"Hey! What are you doing?!" Mabel snapped.
"Getting my cut." Dirk answered as he kept taking the money.
"You're taking all of it! What does Luan get?!" Pacifica asked with a frown.
"And us since we worked our butts off to make this happen?" Wendy asked.
"That's simple. You guys get 1%, Luan gets 14% and I get the rest." Dirk explained as he finished stuffing the suitcase full of money.
"WHAT?!" all but Luan yelled as Donovan walked towards the door, leaving a single bill in the register.
"I'll give you your cut later, Luan." he said before being stopped by Stan.
"That's way too unfair." Tambry said with a glare.
"No. That's what Mr. Ramirez and I agreed upon." Dirk answered as he showed them the signed contract. "That's what I love about you backwoods hicks. You never think to read the fine print. So long!" he said before walking out the door, leaving a room of infuriated people behind.
"That dirty little rat bastard!" Stan cursed as he held up the bill. "20 bucks?! That's way less than 1%, you jerk!"
"Can't you do something about this?" Wendy asked Luan.
"I can complain about it all I want, but it won't matter to him. Soos signed the contract, so it's legally binding." Luan answered.
"Why do you even have that guy for a manager?" Dipper asked.
"Because I signed a contract. If I fire him just because I want to, he can milk a ton of money off me for cancellation fees and other legal crap." Luan explained. "And the contract's air tight. I know. I've looked."
"So basically, you're screwed." Tambry stated.
"Pretty much." Luan huffed. "Sorry about all this."
"Don't be. You're just as much a victim as we all were." Pacifica told her.
"Still, I wish I could do something for you guys." Luan said before snapping her fingers. "I got it! Since you all helped make this whole event successful, I'm gonna set you all up with backstage passes to my last show!"
"Sweet!" Mabel cheered.
"Won't your manager complain if you do that?" Tambry asked.
"Relax. It'll come out of my own pocket, so he can't say squat. I'll even throw two in for you two as well." Luan assured them all as she pointed at Tambry and Pacifica before walking towards the stairs. "I'm gonna check on Maggie, then I'll help you guys clean up. Okay?"
"Sure." Wendy said as she and the others began to clean up all the stuff from the event.
"I hope Maggie's okay." Mabel muttered to herself.
Luan walked up to the door of the guest room that Maggie had gone in to hours ago and knocked.
"Maggie? You awake? The event's over." said the comedic Loud before entering the room, but didn't see her friend. "Maggie?" she called out as she walked in. "She go to the bathroom?" Luan asked herself as she turned around, only to let out a startled yelp when she saw Maggie standing right behind her. "Geez! You nearly gave me a heart attack!" she snapped before getting her breathing and heart rate down. "Anyway, the event is over. I'm gonna help the others clean up, then head back to my hotel ro-"
Maggie silenced her with a single finger to her lips. The Loud woman's eyes darted down to the finger, then back to her friend's bored look before Maggie took out her phone and showed her something. Luan took one look before her pupils shrank. Her eyes locked onto the phone before slowly looking over at Maggie, who now had a small smile on her face.
"You want in?" Maggie asked. The smiled Luan returned said it all.