Chapter 5: Mischief with A Lesser Devil (Part 2)
"So where am I putting this at exactly?" I ask.
"Against the wall over there right beside my bed, of course!" Lilith answers, pointing to the spot.
"And it's done," I say, setting the mini fridge down where she specified.
"Now my cans of beer are only within arm's reach from the comfort of my bed," she says, sitting on the side of her bed.
"If there's nothing else you need me to do, I'll be on my way," I say.
"Actually, I do have one more thing," she says
"What is it?" I question.
Out of nowhere, she pulls me onto the bed with me on top of her.
"I need a man," she says seductively.
"I'm not gonna have sex with you, Lilith," I say, getting off of her.
"Why not?" she asks.
"You made it very clear that you're trying to spite Polt and even if you weren't, you're still trying to get me to cheat on her," I say.
About to leave her room, she runs at me and hugs my right arm, tightly clutching it to her chest.
"That was just jokes. I really do need a man. I-I need… semen to live. Y-Your semen," she says gently, blushing while she sensually rubs my crotch.
I-If she's actually telling the truth, then I'm being a bad host and must compromise to give her what she requires for the sake of her well-being.
However, if she's lying, then I'll have been tricked and cheated on Polt.
Lilith's a Lesser Devil.
So I'll ask this simple question and see how she responds.
"Lilith, what species needs semen to survive?" I question.
"A succubus, of course!" she answers quickly.
She sounds like she's getting impatient.
"What species are you?" I ask.
If she tries to answer as quick as she did before, her brain should default to what she already told me.
"I already told you that I'm a Less… L-Lesser… Dev…il," she says, realizing that she just walked straight into my trap.
Gotcha!
Seeming to have malfunctioned, she lets go of my arm and looks at me in silence with a shell shocked expression on her face.
"You did that to yourself," I chuckle, leaving.
"W-Wait! That's no fair, Ryuta! You cheated!" she shouts, having snapped out of her confusion.
"Call it what you will. If you need me, I'll be downstairs studying the handbooks and preparing dinner," I grin, closing her door.
"B-Big jerk!" she exclaims through the door, sounding huffy.
A couple of hours pass.
Dinner's coming along nicely!
I think Polt will be excited when she sees it's the teriyaki chicken and veggie rice bowl she loves so much.
Putting everything on low heat, I make a bowl and bring it to Lilith, who's sitting on the couch.
"Lilith, wanna try this?" I ask, sitting down beside her.
"No thanks. I would rather get fast food," she says.
Probably should've said something much earlier then!
"You've been eating junk all day. Just try it," I say, stuffing a piece of chicken in her mouth.
Her eyes sparkle.
"I-It's amazing!" she exclaims.
"See? It's delicious," I say.
She climbs onto my lap, sitting sideways.
"L-Lilith," I stammer.
"Keep feeding me," she says, lightly blushing.
I oblige, spending a few minutes with her.
Having finished the bowl, she lays her head on my chest.
"Thank you, Ryuta," she says.
"No problem," I say, smiling.
This is nice and all but I've got to get back in the kitchen.
"Alright, it's time for me to get back to work," I say.
"I didn't say you could get up yet," she says, frowning.
"If you don't let me get up, then the food will eventually burn and we won't have leftovers. Is that what you want?" I question.
"No," she says, quickly getting off of my lap.
At least now I know I can hold my cooking hostage if she steps out of line.
Returning to the kitchen, I spend another hour putting in the finishing touches.
Lilith thought it tasted great at its base form so it should knock her socks off this time around.
"Hey, you can help yourself now that I'm actually finished," I say, walking into the living room.
W-What the hell?!
There are beer cans all over the table and a few on the floor with a drunk Lilith on the couch.
I was only gone for an hour!
"Heeey Ryuuya," she slurs.
Yeah, she's far too gone.
She sounds more like she's high rather than drunk.
Think it's best to just put her to bed early.
"It's definitely time for you to retire," I say, slowly picking her up.
"Hey, what's happening?" she asks.
"Putting you to bed," I answer as I exit the living room.
She throws herself over my left shoulder like a towel.
"B-Buuut… I'm… not… tired! Let me go, Ryyyyuuutaaa," she protests, slowly hitting me on the back with her fists.
"Yeah, I don't think so," I say, starting to go up the stairs.
"I'll scream rape, Ryuta," she warns.
Slowly losing my shit, I smirk.
"Because that's totally applicable to this situation," I say, trying hard not to laugh.
She tries to whistle but fails and ends up blowing raspberries instead.
"Raaaaaaaaaape," she says quietly.
I throw a hand over my mouth to muffle the laughter that's escaping my body.
I can't with her!
Is this what a drunk Lilith entails?
Going into her room, I lay her down on the bed.
"Wah! What are we going to do on the bed?" she asks.
She's fucking killing me at this point!
Why… why would she know what that is?
Feels like she's intentionally saying stupid stuff now.
"I-It's… it's time to… sleep," I say between each bout of chuckling.
"Sleep… with me, Ryu-ta. It's cold in heeere," she says, arms reaching out to me.
"That's what the blanket is for," I say, putting her arms down and pulling it over her.
"Even though… it's only been a day… I can say… you're a good person and host," she says.
"Awww, thanks! That means a lot to me," I say, patting her head.
"You're… welcome," she says.
"Good night," I say.
"Good niiight," she says as I leave the room.
Today's been nothing but weird exchanges but at least this was hilarious.
Hard to believe so much happened in one day.
I guess Polt and Smith knew what they were talking about.
I believe I did good for my first day.
It's getting really dark out so Polt should be coming back at any moment.
Going to have to establish something with Lilith about these damn beer cans and her consumption tomorrow!