April 29th
Avengers: Endgame was good to find out what happened after the after mass of Infinity Wars. If you haven't seen Infinity Wars, go see it before this film, otherwise you'll get lost to what's happened in the plot.
The end is sad, but I'm not going to spoil it for you. You know the drill, you're going to have to find out yourself.
The movie is like three hours, so just warning you. If you have to go to the bathroom, do it before the movie. If you go during the movie, I'm sorry, you're going to miss some scenes. This, as you know, isn't a DVD. Not yet. They can't pause the movie to wait for you. But you knew that. Or you should anyways. If you didn't, I'm sorry, you're an idiot.
If you are reading this when it's on DVD, or are illegally watching this where you can pause whenever you want, forget what I said in the last paragraph. But don't do anything illegally. If you do, and are reading this from jail or prison, I told you so, so you should've listened to what you read, dummy!
If you wait to see something after the end credits, let me just save you, there's no need to. There's nothing interesting during or after the credits. If you do, well, that's your fault. You're welcome.
Before I go, they say this is Stan Lee's last live film footage before he died last November. It's sad like I stated before, but as you know, that's just how it is. If you want to see him, see his cameos in past films and TV. If not, then, that's that. So be it.
Again, go see this film. A lot of people like it, and it's a Marvel film, so of course it's good. I liked it, the fam liked it, so you know what to do. If not, then, you know. It's your fault, dummy! But serouly, go see it, it's that's good, and well worth the three hours.
