Walking a few more miles down a few roads, Lincoln and Barbie Wire finally made it to the destination. It was an old, stinky warehouse that was guarded by a couple of tiger demons in militia outfits and holding sub-machine guns. Lincloln gulped and knew this was going to be no easy tak for him whatsoever. Those tiger guards looked like they meant business. "Why couldn't it have been a place like a fast food restaurant or a supermarket? I got a bad feeling about this."

"Relax. Don't be a pussy." said Barbie. "I've been here many times before. There's a backdoor we can sneak in to. Hopefully, there won't be any asshole guards there. Come on."

Barbie grabbed Lincoln's hand and yoinked him with her to the back entrance, hiding behind a large dumpster next to a fence. Peeking over from the right side, Barbie cursed at herself to see two more tiger guards on both sides of the backdoor. "Man, how can we get inside?" Lincoln asked "They look tough to fight."

"Good thing i brought my silencer for my pistol." Barbie smirked, putting the attachment on her glock. "Just stay here and i'll deal with these assholes. She rolled to the side, and shot her pistol at the first guard through the skull, killing him instantly, then she didn't hesitate to one-shot the second tiger demon guard. "Booyah." she said to herself. "Now quick, help me hide the bodies, kiddo."

"OK."

The boy was uncomfortable doing thing, but it would be even more scary if these goons or this Fyuk Dong asshole had Lincoln and gunpoint. No doubt, these guys would have no problem killing a human boy. This was Hell, after all.

"We should take a peak inside to see if there are more in there in case we get caught." Lincoln suggested

"Good thinking. Wait here." slowly, Barbie opened the back door and peeked, moving her eyes to and fro. It looked clear in the narrow corridor, and he signaled Lincoln that the cost was clear, and he went inside with her. "Oh! Here comes two fuckers." Barbie put her right hand on Lincoln's mouth as she heard foot steps of three men. Like the stealth of a snake, Barbie managed to crawl through the floor, and shoot the three goons in the back of the head with her silenced pistol.

She blew the opening of her pistol and reloaded her weapon. "Never mess with the best motherfuckers." As she got rid of these dead brutes, throwing them in a nearby closet. "Come on, help me out here, Lincoln. You wanna go back to your family or not?"

"Ok, i'll help you." Lincoln sounded reluctant. As they both managed to hide the bodies, they continued onward, and they both hid behind a large barrel of meth, and there were a large group of these tiger guards either guarding, playing darts, watching TV, or other things. In the center of the room, on a balcony was an obese Panda-like demon with one eye like a cyclops, and a sunken mouth, with one droopy horn at the top of his head, like a spike on top of a cactus. He was wearing an ugly-looking leather jacket colored brown and some cheesy leathered pants.

This guy was smoking a rather large cigar in his mouth as well. "See the Panda guy, Lincoln?" Barbie whispered to him

"That's... Dong?"

"The one and only. A fucking piece of work that guy."

"So you want me to create a distraction from him?"

"Yep."

"How?"

"I don't know. Sing a song, play cards with him, play pool with him, anything that can distract him long enough for me to get those drugs."

"Ok." The boy was thinking of a perfect distraction, and it finally hit his brain. "I got something."

"Then what are you waiting for? Break a leg."

Slightly shaking, Lincoln walked out into the open, and it didn't take long for the shoulders to look at him. "Excuse me?" He called out. "Can I have your attention?"

The tiger guards rushed up to him and, unsurprisingly, held him at gunpoint. "Well," said Dong, "what have we here?" His voice sounded like an exaggerated Chinese accent. "Don't fire! I want to take a closer look at him."

This demon finally got in close range of Lincoln and inspected him.

"Wait, you're that human boy I've heard about. The one with the freakish white hair."

"The one with the beautiful singing voice?" said a tiger guard.

"You guys heard about me?" asked Lincoln.

"Many parts of Hell have heard about you, child. Luke, right?"

"Lincoln."

"ah. Right. My name is Fyuk Dong. The biggest drug lord in all of Hell. But you can just call me Mr. Dong. Now, What brings you to my humble abode?"

"Well... I... I wanted to... sing you all a song."

Dong and his tiger guards were intrigued by this. "Interesting. The human boy coming here to entertain us? Sure, I can go for some entertainment. Me and my boys were getting bored storing all our drug shipments anyway. Although... how much will this cost?"

"oh... uh... this is absolutely, one-hundred percent free. Not a single penny."

Then an uproar of cheering was heard from these scumbags. "Wonderful! Sounds good for us."

Now, Lincoln was thinking of a good song to sing for these drug makers, and an idea finally came to him.

Ball And Chain by Social Distortion plays

as the song began to play, this gave the perfect opportunity for Barbie to quietly sneak and break into the drug vault while the guards were all busy watching Lincoln's little performance.

"Well it's been ten years and a thousand tears, and look at the mess I'm in." Lincoln sang. "A broken nose and a broken heart, and an empty bottle of gin."

In the vault, Barbie was completely helping herself with all the drugs she can get her hands on, and put them in a large bag to carry off when she was all done. "Barb, you picked the right guy for the job. No one's fucking smart but me!"

Mr. Dong and his henchmen were certainly enjoying this performance Lincoln was giving to them, even though they do not realize this was all just a ruse.

After two and a half minutes, Barbie got a lot more drugs for herself than she bargained for, and she hit the jackpot

"I was singing to myself, there's got to be another way." Lincoln sang some more.

When the bag was full enough, Barbie signaled to Lincoln that it was all good to get out of here. Of course, it would be rude to cut someone short of their song. So Barbie decided to let Lincoln have his fun as part of the reward for helping her out.

Lincoln himself was having a fun time distracting these guards and brutes, and a sleazy drug dealer. When the song was over, there was a huge round of applause from the brutes, and just when everything was going smoothly, there was a large explosion on The right side of the wall.

To Lincoln and Barbie's surprise, it was Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, and Vortex. "Barbie!" Blitzo shouted.

"Blitzo!" Barbie said with hatred.

"Ah. Barbie." Dong sneered, looking over at one of the former members of his employ. "How nice to see you again."

"Where is he, you stinking Bitch!?" Loona growled.

"Guys?" Lincoln recognized them instantly.

"Lincoln." The female hellhound rushed out to take out a number of those brutes with her sharp claws.

It became an all-out brawl, and a large number of the tiger demon guards were killed by bullets or claw slashes from Loona and Tex.

Mr. Dong was left alive and held Barbie at gunpoint. "Stay back! Or my former employee gets it!"

"Let my sister go!" Blitzo said. "If you know what's good for you, asshole!"

"we already killed your men, so you can't win." Said Moxxie

"grr, another day Barbie, another day!" Said Dong before he felt tackled by Loona, and she had no hesitation in mauling him to death, disfiguring his face in ten seconds with her claws.

Lincoln looked horrified at what he witnessed, but he almost forgot that Dong was an evil, sleazy drug lord.

"You ok, Lincoln?" Asked the female hellhound, running up to him to check for injuries. "Are you hurt?"

"No, I'm fine."

"kidnapping a human kid?" Said Blitzo. "First you become a junkie, and now this?"

"This is none of your goddamn business!" Barbie retorted. "And I told you not to find me!"

"You're not mom, you know!" Blitzo said.

"Well she's dead because of you, shithead!"

"Why would you kidnap Lincoln?!" Loona asked the female imp demandingly

"what did he ever do to you?" Said Moxxie.

"it's nothing like that, twink boy. I just needed his help in getting these drugs for me, that's all."

"She forced me into this, I swear." Lincoln pleaded. "She made me do this for her."

"Don't worry, Lincoln. We understand." said Vortex.

"Yeah, we know you were forced into this, hun." Millie added.

"Well no matter. Here's a reward for helping, as promised." She threw a wad of money at him, and was about to run off with the bag when her twin brother stopped her.

"Barbie wait! I... I wanna make things right with you."

"I told you, Blitzo. I never want to see you! And Lincoln, word of advice. Don't listen to what this guy says. He will fuck your life like he did mine." Then she ran off with the bag of drugs.

"How did you guys find me?" asked Lincoln

"Loona told me of the skirmish between her and my sister, and your baby sister noticed you were gone. So she told your parents and they called us for help, and here we are."

"Come on, let's get you back home."

"Thanks guys. At least I got some..." he counted his money and realized that it wasn't so much. "Wait, it's just five dollars."