-Finding The Travel Machine-

Kirby walked all the way back to where The Great Deku Tree is. She went inside and saw Little Mac tending to Duck Hunt.

"Kirby, y-you're back," Little Mac stood up.

"I'm back…"

"What happened? Are you ok?"

"No, I'll tell you later. We need to take them to the hospital."

"I got the Mario Mushroom. It didn't last long unfortunately."

"It's fine. I'll hide by the mansion while you take them to the ER."

"This will be my second time going there. I bet the nurses think I'm abusive."

"I would if I could."

"I know. Ok let's go."

"Oh by the way, here," Little Mac handed her the robe.

"Smart thinking."

"Don't want people noticing you."

Thank you, Great Deku Tree. We'll be heading out now."

The Great Deku Tree said his farewell. Little Mac carried Duck Hunt and together they set off back to the mansion. Kirby went to the smash garden and hid in a bush. She told her boyfriend to meet her here when he's done. He nodded and ran inside the mansion.

While he did that, she sat there thinking to herself. This whole mission is crazy! It was almost fun. Almost. She hated that her friends thought of her as a murderer, but the aspect of being a fugitive and on the run was enjoyable. She never had to fear for her life before because well… she's a god killer. Used to be that is.

She heard a sound. She stopped breathing. Is someone near? This can't be good. She looked around, but saw nobody. That's odd, where did that sound come from? Wait! She peeked over the bush. She must be seeing things. Why is that fountain moving? She watched as the fountain slowly moved aside and out came Mickey Mouse.

Mickey Mouse?! She knew him. He's that happy jolly Disnorian. What's he doing here? Is he here to see Sora? Disnorians don't like Nintendo. Well, maybe they used to hate the smashers, but ever since Sora got in, they've been getting along. She wanted to say hi, but he probably heard the awful news that she's a murderer. He'll tell the others for sure, or maybe even take her down. Disnorians are powerful beings. She knows not to mess with them. She bit her tongue and decided to watch as the happy mouse walked toward the door to the mansion.

She saw Goofy pop out from the ground soon after. Another one? She knows him too. That's Mickey Mouse's best friend. They all came to see Sora. Man, if only she was in her puffball form, she would go up to them right away and give them hugs. They're so huggable! Aaaah! How frustrating.

She's so close to getting back to Popstar. She hoped that her plan would work. Hopefully by reuniting with the warpstar she'll be able to get the star rod and maybe that could give her enough power to turn her back. What if it does turn her back, but she loses her memory of ever being a human? What about Little Mac? He'll be crushed. No, she shouldn't think about that right now. What's important is proving her innocence.

She was thinking so much that she didn't realize that two more people came out of the ground. She heard Luigi's voice and froze. Luigi is here. Oh no… Luigi is here! She peeked her head out again to see Luigi walking a chain chomp and Sonic The hedgehog.

"Kirby is still gone," Luigi complained.

"I know. You would think because he's so fast and all," Sonic agreed.

Sonic?! Sonic is working with Mario and Luigi? Sonic… She was sad to see that Sonic was also against her. Mario got to him too. No, it's all a lie! She is Kirby. She wanted to scream at him so badly, but she couldn't. Not unless she wants to get chewed up by the two. Sonic is powerful and he wasn't alone. She would lose for sure. He wouldn't listen to her anyway. She didn't blame anyone that thought she was the bad guy. The puffball mysteriously gone and out comes a human girl out of nowhere soon after. She too, would think the same as the other smashers.

"I can look for her if you want," Sonic suggested.

"Oh, ok."

"Sure, you want me to look right now?"

"Yes."

Sonic ran off. Mario continued to baby talk his chain chomp. Unfortunately the chain chomp aggressively started sniffing. It smelled her. It started barking and pulling Luigi toward the bush that she is currently hiding at. Oh no, this isn't good. She needs to move, but if she does then he might spot her. What should she do?!

Bark Bark

The chain chomp is coming closer. She froze up as the chain chomp approached her. It started sniffing the bush and she got a good picture of its large sharp teeth.

"Bobby, what's-a wrong? Is there something in the bush?" Luigi tugged on Bobby's leash.

Bark Bark

"Hold on, let me check it out," He pushed his chain chomp to the side.

…

-The Cave-

Sonic: "Sooo, uh, Ness."

Ness: "What."

Sonic: "You know, you still don't have to go through with the plan."

Ness: "I'm going to do it."

Sonic: "Yeah but-

Ness: "It's stressing me out. Can we talk about something else?"

Sonic: "Sure."

A moment of silence passes through the cave. Until Sonic breaks it again.

Sonic: "So uh, I'm curious Ness."

Ness: "What do you want now?"

Sonic: "It's about your short temper."

Ness: "My short temper?"

Sonic: "Yeah I mean, you know since you've been here you've been angry. Where's your sense of humor?"

Ness: "Is he serious right now?"

Sonic: "I think I figured it out."

Ness: "Oh really? So you've finally figured out that you guys have been giving me a hard time and I finally couldn't take it anymore?"

Sonic: "Nope. It's because you're backed up."

Kawasaki: "What does that mean?"

Sonic: "It means he needs to release his load."

Ness: "Oh my god! Can we not talk about that!"

Gordon: "I mean, he makes a good point."

Ness: "That's not why I'm angry!"

Sonic: "You've been watching it everyday until you got kidnapped. Like, I'm sure-

Ness: "Shut up!"

Kawasaki: "Ness, if you're backed up then why not release your load here?"

Sonic: "HAHAHAHAHA!"

Gordon: *Chuckles*

Ness: "C-can you not!" *Blushes*

Sonic: "Yeah why not, Ness?"

Ness: "Why don't you, huh?"

Sonic: "You want to watch me jerk off?"

Ness: "No! I was-

Sonic: "Look I get that you're into me, but I'm not gay."

Gordon: "Not this again."

Kawasaki: "Ness you gotta respect his boundaries."

Ness: "Ok…"

Sonic: "Instead of watching freaky porn, why didn't you get a girlfriend?"

Ness: "Stop."

Sonic: "Clearly you can. I mean, the clone did it."

Gordon: "Yeah, I'm surprised, you're not a bad looking guy."

Sonic: "Riiight. He sits at his computer all day and doesn't hang out with people."

Gordon: "Maybe it's because he's too scared."

Ness: "You don't think I've tried?!"

Sonic: "You have?"

Ness: "Yes! Ok, yes I've tried..."

Sonic: "How did it go?"

-Flashback-

Ness was nervous. Today was the day he was finally going to ask her out on a date. She was one of the splatoon girls. It was the one with dark skin and pink hair. She was totally his type. He never spoke to her before, so he made sure to bring his notebook called: How to talk to girls. He took a bunch of notes from the internet and got a lot of replies on his reddit post. He followed her to the food court. When she sat down and started eating her food, he let out a big sigh and approached her.

"H-hey, uh… Hi," Ness greeted.

"Um, hi?"

"My name is Mess, what's yours?"

"Mess?"

"I-I mean Ness. It's Ness."

"Like the console?"

"Y-yeah."

"Oh, I know who you are, I fought you before. You're pretty strong."

"T-thank you!"

"People call me Inkling, but my real name is Tina."

"Tina, that's a beautiful name."

"Really? I think it's basic."

"No way, it's the best name I've ever heard."

"Ok, now you're overdoing it."

"I am?"

"It's cool. I get it. Here, why don't you sit down."

"S-sure."

Ness sat down on her table. He couldn't stop shaking. This is absolutely nerve-racking. He took out his notebook and hid it under the table. He opened the first page and started reading off of it.

"S-so how do you like the weather?" He asked.

"Did you just ask me about the weather?"

"You're right! Dumb question! Ok moving on. How are the farm animals treating you?"

"What?"

"No wait, sorry that was just in case you were a farmer."

"Do I look like a farmer?"

"No."

"Then why would you… Hey are you ok? You're shaking."

"I am? Oh, no I'm uh, exercising. I'm doing it on purpose so I can burn off calories because I'm so manly and stuff."

"Right."

"Oh so uh, what do you like to do for fun?"

(Wow he managed to ask a normal question.) "I like skateboarding in my free time."

"I do too!"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah, actually. My skateboard is in my room if you ever want to go there and check it out."

"Go to your room, huh?"

"O-only to check it out. Unless you don't want to. We can always uh, go to the park and I can show you."

"Are you asking me out on a date?" *Smirks*

"A date? Hahaha! No silly, I uh, I'm asking your skateboard out."

"You want to date my skateboard?"

"Yes! I mean no! Wait…" *facepalms*

"Right, well uh this was fun but-

She was cut off when he dropped his notebook on the floor. He went to retrieve it, but he hit his head on the side of the table. He lifted his head back up and rubbed his forehead. He tried to stand up, but somehow who knows how, but he managed to trip on whatever the fuck and fall on his ass.

"Oh my god, are you ok?" She went over to him and put her hand out.

He lifted his hat up that was on his face and stared at her. Wow, she's so pretty. He was definitely blushing and she had a good look at his flustered face. She obviously knows that he has a thing for her and he's making a fool of himself.

He grabbed it and she pulled. Unfortunately he put his other hand on the chair while she was pulling. His hand slipped off the chair and it caused him to fall on his back taking her with him. She fell right on top of him.

When the two opened their eyes, they stared at each other shocked. The other smashers gave them the side eye. How embarrassing. She immediately stood up and dusted herself off. Dammit, why did he have to use the chair for leverage. He could've used the floor to push himself off with her hand as help.

"S-sorry, I didn't-

"It's ok."

As he was about to get up, she saw his notebook on the floor. She saw the page that was open. It was an anime style drawing of her. He drew her in a bikini. The art was really good, but… it was a little creepy. When did he draw her? She picked it up for him and showed him the page when he got up.

"Nice drawing," She said, not making eye contact with him.

He could tell she was uncomfortable. God dammit! Why did he draw her?! Now she thinks he's obsessive and creepy. It is creepy! Gah! This is going horribly. He took the notebook and immediately shoved it in his bag.

"I'm so sorry! I uh, ya see I was practicing because I want to be a manga artist one day and I drew the first person that was on my mind," Ness explained.

"I'm flattered, but why the bikini?"

"B-Bikini? Oh, uh I had no idea."

"But you drew it."

"R-right. I imagined a beach is why and I love the beach."

"I hang out there all the time. I've never seen you there since I got into smash."

"Oh that's because I'm lactose intolerant."

"What does that have to do with the beach?"

"Did I say lactose intolerant, sorry I didn't mean that. I'm not actually. I love eating milk. Um, it's because I'm too busy swimming. I like to dive, so I'm underwater most of the time."

"Did you just say you love eating milk?"

"What? N-no. I love drinking it."

"Uh-huh."

"Is that weird? Haha! I mean I don't all the time. Ok, so I don't love it, but I don't mind it."

"Um, ok."

"Yeah, hahaha! S-so that's why I drew you in a bikini."

"Gotcha."

"Yep."

"Nice, well I gotta go. I promised a friend that I would hang out with him."

"Him?"

"Yeah."

"Oh yeah, ok. Can I talk to you later?"

"Yeah."

"Um, ok bye."

"See ya."

After Tina left, the smashers in the food court were staring at Ness. He could hear them whisper things like "that was painful to watch." It was. She was nice about it, but he could tell that he made her uncomfortable. Especially the drawing part. So stupid! Out of all the things, she saw that. How embarrassing. He could hear the smashers start to snicker. He needs to get out of here. He walked back to his room and sat on his chair. Put his head down. The scene kept replaying in his head. He cringed so hard that he dumped a glass of water on his head. Yep, he is not doing that again.

-End Of Flashback-

Sonic: "Helloooo, Earth to Ness."

Gordon: "He's been staring at the floor for 20 minutes now. I think you've lost him."

Kawasaki: "I wonder if he wants me to sing again."

Gordon: "Doubt it."

Kawasaki: "Should I do it anyway?"

Gordon: "No."

Kawasaki: "Twinkle Twinkle little star~"

Kawasaki: "How I wonder what you are~"

Gordon: "Shut up!"

Kawasaki: "But-

Gordon: "No!"

Sonic: "NESS WAKE THE FUCK UP!"

Ness: "Huh? Wha?"

Sonic: "Dude, you froze. So what happened?"

Ness: "Huh?"

Sonic: "You tried asking out a girl. How did it go?"

Ness: "T-the girl?"

Sonic: "Tell us. How did you ask her out? Also who was it?"

Ness: "I-I'm not telling you!"

Gordon: "It went horribly I can already tell."

Ness: "No, it didn't."

Gordon: "You stared at the floor for 20 minutes. That screams PTSD."

Ness: "No, I was remembering how awesome it was."

Sonic: "Ok, then tell us."

Ness: "That's private."

Sonic: "Nothing can be worse than your porn addiction."

Ness: "It's not an addiction!"

Sonic: "Let me guess, you embarrassed yourself and she turned you down."

Ness: "N-no, I asked her when she was busy."

Sonic: "Sure." *Rolls his eyes*

Ness: "It's true!"

Sonic: "Who was it?"

Ness: "I'm not telling you."

Sonic: "Was it Leaf?"

Ness: "No."

Sonic: "Isabelle."

Ness: "NO!"

Sonic: "That surprises me."

Ness: "S-shut up."

Sonic: "Was it Nana?"

Ness: "Not even close."

Sonic: "Was it one of the inklings?"

Ness: "Stop asking!"

Sonic: "So it is one of the inklings."

Ness: "N-no."

Gordon: "He hesitated."

Sonic: "Makes sense. You are into that freaky tentacle hentai shit."

Ness: "Can you stop?"

Sonic: "So which one? The orange one?"

Ness: "No."

Sonic: "The blonde one?"

Ness: "No."

Sonic: "The pink haired one?"

Ness: "N-no."

Gordon: "He hesitated."

Sonic: "That one, huh? Psssshh hahahaha!"

Ness: "What's so funny?"

Sonic: "Oh man, I'm sorry it's just funny. I just remembered your search history. What was it? Big booty ebony octoling."

Ness: "I hate you."

Sonic: "I mean I'm not gonna lie, I get it. She's hot."

Ness: "This is humiliating…"

Sonic: "Hahahaha! So how'd you mess it up? I wanna know."

Ness: "Hhhhhgggnnn."

They heard Mario humming his theme song. He's here! That must mean Luigi is also here. They can try the plan again.

Ness: "Sonic, shut up. He's here, everyone get ready."