Xiaolin Romance
Danny stretched his arms up as he made it home.
What a day… He thought as he looked at his phone when he got a text.
Zoey and I are still out. I'll be taking her to where she's staying in an hour. All in all, I'm really glad I changed my profile description. Tucker said.
Danny smiled, seeing Tucker was actually meeting much better matches.
"Glad he's getting good dates now. And speaking of dates." Danny said to himself as he hopped on his computer.
He gave Penny a solid 8/10, which he felt was a fair score. He does like her, and she is smart, cute, and very spirited. Those are her pros. The cons are that she lives far away, and her dad clearly doesn't approve of him, so he is not sure if he can make it work.
Still, Penny is pretty awesome. Even with her dad not trusting me... He thought, said to himself as he looked at the screen. Now... who's next? He also thought as he read.
User Name: Warrior Kimiko
Age: 14
Gender: Female
Height: 5"3'
Weight: 105 lbs
Home Town: Tokyo, Japan
Physical Description: I am a Japanese girl with long black hair, a pale complexion, a lean figure, and blue eyes.
Personality: I try to be a kind and helpful person, and I work hard to do what needs to be done. and I consider myself pretty fearless when facing trouble.
Likes and Interests: Fashion, traveling, martial arts, video games, technology
Type of person I wish to date: I am looking for a nice, sweet guy who can respect me and doesn't act like an obnoxious pain in the butt or underestimates my abilities.
"Hmm... this one looks... interesting enough." He said to himself as he read up where he'd meet her.
He didn't know what kind of date he'd have yet.
"Good choice Neo. I was reading some fanfiction about the show before this choice." PFN said
"Gee, I wonder what show and what character this is? With that screen name and title, I guess it could be anyone." Deadpool said in faux-curiosity.
"He must be blind if he really can't see it." PFN said.
"In all seriousness… I think it's Dawn from Pokémon." Deadpool said. PFN then smacks Deadpool on the side of the head. "Ow!"
"That will break two or three rules, you fool…" PFN barked.
"Sarcasm! I was speaking sarcastically!" Deadpool snapped.
NeoMark rolled his eyes.
"Moving on…" He said
The Next Day at 11 AM
It was at the mall where Danny was to meet this girl.
"Okay… really hoping she doesn't have a date-blocking dad like Penny." He said under his breath.
It was then that a girl approached him.
"Hi there. I'm guessing you're D-Fenton." He heard a girl's voice ask from behind.
Danny looked over his shoulder, seeing who he's with this time.
He saw a short but cute girl with black hair in pigtails, and she was wearing some red and black robes and a heart sticker too,
"You must be Warrior Kim-echo," Danny pronounced the last word wrong.
"It's Kimiko, and yes. That's me." Kimiko responded.
"I'm Danny. These are for you, Kimiko." Danny handed her the flowers.
"Neat, thank you." Kimiko said before recalling what she was wearing. "Sorry, I was… in a hurry to get here that I didn't have time to change."
"Oh, early morning karate?" Danny asks.
"Something like that." Kimiko responded before clearing her throat. "So, let's get something to eat and then head to the arcade."
"Fine with me," Danny said as he walked with her to the mall.
Little did he know, Kimiko wasn't just here on a date. She was here to find something for the past few days that happened to be in Amity Park.
"Ah, finally. You mentioned this character a while back. I see you used her to replace Ginger." Deadpool said.
"No real reason why it was Ginger she replaced. I almost replaced Angelica with her, but I saved her for later. I guess it's just personality that she contrasts Ginger with. In any case, it was either her or Katnappe, aka Ashley." NeoMark said.
"Well, I do think Kimiko is a hothead, and it will be interesting for Danny to date someone hot blooded like Kimiko. While Katnappe is similar to Black Cat from the original story, but not as honest as her. Plus, Danny gets to date another girl with the name Kim…" PFN said.
"Hers was Kimberly, this is Kimiko. Two different names that share the same first syllable." Deadpool stated.
"I almost went with Katnappe since, to be serious for a moment, FP11 asked me to put a villainess, and Katnappe was a first pick… but I went with Vanessa, who only barely counted. FP11 said she considered Katnappe a lesser Black Cat." NeoMark said.
"Wouldn't that just be the version of Black Cat she went with? Seeing as she took a character from a lesser Spider-Man cartoon?" Deadpool asks with a chuckle. NeoMark and PFN stared at him in disapproval for making fun of her choice. "Don't worry, Neo, I may like her more… but your picks are way more interesting than hers."
"I HEARD THAT!" FP11 was heard shouting from all the way in her office.
"Is she still mad about the coffee thing?" Deadpool asks.
"Guess." NeoMark said.
"Anyway… let's continue on with the story." PFN said.
"So, what's Kimiko gonna bring to the table?" Deadpool asks.
"At the risk of being a broken record… wait and see." NeoMark said.
At the mall
Danny walked with Kimiko, both talking with each other about their lives.
"So, your dad is the head of Tohomiko Electronics? My friend Tucker probably wishes he were here instead of me." Danny said.
"He's into electronics and video games, huh?" Kimiko asks.
"He sure is. Me? I'm a gamer but I'm more interested in space." Danny said.
"Right, you wanna be an astronaut." Kimiko said.
"Sure do." Danny said before he was tripped and went to a nearby trash can.
What followed next was mocking laughter.
"Looks like the loser has landed!" Dash was heard saying as he and his buddies laughed at Danny.
Danny got up, wiping his face clean with his arm.
"At least I know I'm capable of surviving in a hostile environment with a dangerous life form…" He said.
"Oh please, you'd probably be eaten alive by now." Dash mocked before Kimiko stepped up to him.
"Apologize." Kimiko said.
Dash took a moment to see her outfit and his blood went cold.
"Another one?!" He asks, recognizing she was wearing martial arts robes. "No! Please no!" He went, hiding behind his buddies. "Don't hurt me! Hurt them!"
"Dash, why are you freaking out? Ignoring the girl you mentioned with the toothpaste hair, this one can't be as dangerous as the girl with the headband or the tall girl." Dale said.
"Yeah, that's right. No way this cute but short weirdo can be tough." Kwan said in a cocky way.
As if to prove their theory was wrong, Kimiko responded by sweep kicking them off their feet, causing them to land on their faces.
"You were saying?" Kimiko asks before her eyes darted to Dash.
Getting up, both Dale and Kwan cowered behind Dash, who pushed both of them away.
"I was saying… sorry, Fentur-Danny. Sorry, Danny… we'll go now!" Dash went as he ran away, crying in a high-pitched voice.
"Get back here!" Both Dale and Kwan shouted as they followed him.
Danny blinked before smiling appreciatively at Kimiko.
"Whatever self-defense classes you take, it's working." He said.
"Thanks." Kimiko said as the two kept walking.
As they did, they didn't see a certain person from afar, watching them as he pretended to read a newspaper.
"You know this is a very outdated way of spying, right? Jack?" A young woman asked, her voice heard in his ear thanks to an earpiece.
"Shut it, Ashley." The young man named Jack said as he whispered harshly.
"About time he wised up and recognized how likely he'd get a fractured skull at this point." Deadpool said.
"Yes, I agree with you, Deadpool. Plus, he's acting more of a wimp than Jack Spicer is." PFN said.
"Why do I get the feeling that if someone were to stab him through the head, the blade would miss Dash's brain completely because it's so tiny?" Deadpool asks in a mocking tone.
"Well, that was dark, DP. Plus, I think there are dumber bullies than Dash like Bash from Ninth Grade Ninja. He makes Dash look like a model student compared to him…" PFN said.
"Wow! I didn't expect you to defend Dash of all people, PFN…" Deadpool gasped.
"I'm not defending him. I'm only saying that there's more people that are stupider than him. Plus, if they all took a test with a koala, the koala would pass with a higher score than either of them…" PFN mocked.
Danny continued walking with Kimiko, speaking with her. During their walk around the mall, it was curious how she wasn't interested in buying anything, only glancing at various stores. Still, that didn't stop her from answering Danny's questions.
"So, what do you do for fun?" He asks.
"Well I love playing video games, surfing the web, and shopping," Kimiko said proudly.
"Any friends?" Danny asks.
"There's Clay, he's a cowboy. Raimundo, he's a pain. Omi is a bit of an egomaniac. He's lucky he's cute. Then there's Dojo… he's… uh…" Kimiko looked unsure what to say.
"He's…?" Danny asks.
"He's a friend." Kimiko said, almost like she had nothing else to say without saying too much about him.
Danny raised an eyebrow, unsure what to say about that.
"So… it was really cool how you almost kicked Dash's butt, so where did you learn how to fight?" Danny asks.
"I trained at this temple." Kimiko said.
"Temple?" Danny asks.
"Yeah I train there with my friends and I get better and better every day…" Kimiko says proudly.
Danny smiled, finding himself enjoying his time with Kimiko.
Kimiko is really easy to get along with. I'm really enjoying her company. He thought before noticing one of two things
"By the way, Kimiko? Have we met before? Your voice sounds… weirdly familiar." He said.
"No… don't think so." She responded.
Weird, I thought the same with Daphne too… He thought.
"Sorry, it's just something about your voice that reminds me of someone." Danny said.
"Well, I guess I just have a voice you hear almost anywhere." She said with a shrug.
I guess that's true. He thought.
There was just one question left to ask.
"Also, just wondering… who is the guy with the newspaper following us?" Danny asks, gesturing to who was behind them from several feet away.
"You noticed too, huh?" Kimiko asks before turning around and glaring at who is following. "Jack? Knock it off!"
Danny was surprised to hear her use the same name as his father's, but saw who lowered the newspaper.
A boy around Danny's age. He had red slick back hair, thick black eyebrows. A gray like complexion. He wore a black trench coat with a pop up collar, a pair of yellow goggles that has a red spiral pattern, and black, fingerless gloves, and a strange small backpack.
"You knew it was me?" He asks.
"No one uses the newspaper cover outside of movies!" Kimiko pointed out.
"Darn… eh, whatever… Where are the Wings of Tenabi?!" He demanded.
"How'd you know about the wings?" Kimiko asks.
"I spy on you, duh!" Jack said mockingly.
"Well, I haven't seen it yet, and I won't say where it is." Kimiko said.
"Wings? Huh?" Danny asks.
Jack Spicer finally became aware of Danny's presence.
"Who's the new guy?" Jack asks.
"He's innocent, not like you," Kimiko said, fists clenched.
"Okay... enough spying. Jackbots! Attack!" Jack shouted.
"HE SAID THE THING! Jack Spicer is probably one of my favorite villains of the 2000's. He's funny, he has a great voice actor and there's never a dull moment with him. He's like a kid version of Dr. Drakken and, using the Monkey Staff, a less intelligent version of Monkey Fist…" PFN said with a big grin.
"Glad you're liking it." NeoMark said.
Before Danny knew it, Kimiko leaped at the robots, pulling out an item.
"Star Hanabi!" Kimiko shouted.
"What the…?!" Danny exclaimed as he saw an aura surrounding his date.
Soon, the Star shot out fire and she had complete control over the flame as it melted some robots.
Man that's hot… and not the usual kind… He thought, noticing the first time he's thought that in terms of temperature rather than attractiveness.
Kimiko turned towards Danny.
"Run, Danny! Hurry!" Kimiko said, still holding the strange object as the fire died down.
Despite the confusion, Danny ran to hide a spot to change.
"I better-"
"Yo! Kimiko!" A boy with a somewhat hispanic sounding voice was heard calling out.
Soon, more boys arrived at the location after jumping from the second floor, all wearing the same robes Kimiko was wearing.
Who are they? Her classmates? He thought.
"What'd we miss, Kimiko?" The tall boy with the cowboy hat asked.
"Well, I was on a date until Jack interrupted us..." Kimiko said before she continue fighting the robots.
Wow, that temple must really teach her well if she can fight like that... Danny thought as he watched.
"Fist of Tebigong!" The cowboy went, punching one robot with a glove of some kind.
That must be Clay… Danny thought.
The robots fired rockets at the slim boy and the shorter bald boy.
"Reversing Mirror!" The slender boy went, holding a mirror that redirected the rockets towards the robots, blowing them up.
Those must be Raimundo and Omi… Danny thought.
As Danny hid and morphed, he noticed his ghost sense going off.
"Now what?" He asks.
It was then he saw something phase through the sunroof of the mall, something purple.
He then spotted a small, purple gas cloud appear, one that had a creepy face like a mask.
Wow, that must be an ugly regional Gastly variant… Danny thought.
"Do you know how hard it is to find Shen Gong Wu, that has long since been activated?!" She shouted in anger at Jack, who was hovering next to her thanks to his jetpack.
"Stop nagging, Wuya." Jack responded snarkily.
''Don't talk back to me!" Wuya snapped at him.
"Found it!" Another female's voice went.
The monks and an invisible Danny saw who it was that found the Wings in a small weapon's store.
It was a girl who looked to be around his age, but for some reason, she was dressed up in a cat-like jumpsuit. He also noticed that she had blonde hair, and despite the weird outfit, she was quite pretty.
Danny wouldn't admit it, but his eyes lit up like a Christmas tree upon seeing her.
"Whoa… what a babe…" He said under his breath before shaking his head to clear his thoughts.
"Katnappe? You're here too?" Kimiko asks with an angry tone.
"What can I say? I couldn't resist the chance to mess with you monks." Katnappe responded.
"You'll not get this Shen Gong Yu, Katnappe..." The little bald monk snapped.
''You're cute, but not that cute, Omi." Katnappe said.
"Give us the Wings, Ashley, you owe us." Jack said, motioning to be handed the Shen Gong Wu.
Katnappe pulled them back with a glare.
"First off, don't call me Ashley. Second, I don't think so." She said.
"What?!" Wuya shouted. "You promised us you'd find Wings of Tenabi!"
"Yeah… never said I'd give them to you," Katnappe stated flatly. "Now then… Wings of Tenabi!"
Suddenly, the wings activated as she started to fly off as if it were a one-handed hang glider.'
"GET BACK HERE!" Wuya shouted in anger.
Before the cackling cat girl could escape, the Wings suddenly left her hand, almost as if she had lost all solid matter for a moment.
"HUH?!" She went.
The Xiaolin Monks, Jack Spicer, and Wuya froze in surprise, seeing the Wings fly without Katnappe as they ended up falling to the floor.
"Is it not the cat whose feet have to land at some point?" Omi asks.
"It's "a cat always lands on its feet."" Raimundo said.
Katnappe was still in the air, kicking her legs out in frustration.
"Hey! What gives?! Put me down!" She demanded.
That's when the person who caught her by the wrist appeared.
"Not a chance, kitty cat." Danny Phantom said, gaining tangibility.
Upon seeing who caught her, Katnappe gave him a quick look over and smiled appreciatively.
"On second thought, you can keep me." She went flirtatiously.
"Sorry, but I'm a dog person," Danny said as he opened his hand abruptly.
Katnappe landed on her feet with ease as she looked up.
"Wait a minute…" Jack Spicer took his book out and read it. "That's Danny Phantom, the town's ghost who plays the hero." Jack then closed the book and looked absolutely giddy. "I always wanted to take on a superhero! Now's the day!"
"Congratulations…" Wuya snarked.
The Monks looked at each other in surprise before Omi pulled out a blue orb of some kind.
"Foul spirit! Be gone!" Omi went, aiming the object at Danny.
"What are you gonna do? Read my fortune?" Danny jokingly asks.
"What?! Omi! No!" Kimiko went, failing to stop him.
"Orb of Tornami!" Omi shouted, a blast of water coming out and launching Danny through the roof.
"OMI!" Kimiko went, pulling the Orb out of his hand. "Danny Phantom's a good guy! I saw him saving people on the news from a giant octopus monster and from a runaway truck a few days ago!"
"That's true, partner." Clay said.
"Nice one…" Raimundo snarked disapprovingly.
"Oh… my mistake." Omi went, sounding very apologetic.
As that happened, The Wings of Tenabi landed on the second floor.
"Grab the Wings of Tenabi!" Wuya demanded.
''On it!" Jack said as he tried to reach it, but he was hit by a rock.
"Not on my watch!" Katnappe said as she climbed to where the Shen Gong Wu was.
Danny hovered back in, wiping water off his face.
"I wish the waterworks came from Lapis Lazuli. I so prefer a prettier super soaker…" He muttered before seeing the monks, Jack and Katnappe, running towards the shield-like object. "I don't have any idea what's going on… but I should probably get that thing to get some answers."
''ITS MINE!" Jack went.
All of them jumped for the Wu, arms out.
Soon, a little dragon appeared.
"Sorry, this place has a neat place for cookies." He said, eating a cookie.
"Dojo!" The Monks went in disapproval.
"Okay!" Dojo went, seeing the hands. "We got Kimiko, Jack, Katnappe, and…" He was surprised to see a fourth hand. "Someone with a white glove."
''The name is Danny Phantom..." Danny said, wondering what was going on.
"4 way battle? Or 2 on 2?" Jack asks.
Katnappe rolled her eyes at him as she made bedroom eyes at Danny.
"Wanna partner up and use these to cause a little trouble?" She asks, batting her eyes at him.
"No thanks, kitty cat." Danny answered, avoiding eye contact with her as his face was red.
"What, how old is she supposed to be?" PFN asks.
"We don't really know. I assume she must be around Jack's age, and Jack is likely still a teenager, as he mentioned homework once." NeoMark answered.
"So, you're not a bad guy, which means partner with me!" Kimiko went.
Danny nodded.
"Fine… so… what's going on?" Danny asks.
"What's going on is we're challenging Jack and Katnappe to a Xiaolin Showdown!" Kimiko stated.
''A what?" Danny asked.
Meanwhile, the two Heylin villains glared at each other.
"Truce?" Jack asks.
"For now…" Katnappe grumbled, wishing she partnered with Danny Phantom.
"We wager… uh… what Wu do we have?" Jack asks.
"Two-Ton Tunic and Reversing Mirror." Katnappe said, holding them out with one hand.
Clay and Raimundo both gasped as they noticed the Wu they were using was now in her hands.
"How did you-" Clay went.
"Snagged them from you during that scuffle for the Wings, boys." Katnappe said with a grin.
"Well, we still have… uh…Star Hanabi and… Fist of Tebigong!" Kimiko said, handing the latter to Danny.
"Uh… what's this for?" Danny asks.
"Here's the abridged take: Shen Gong Wu are ancient magical items of power." Dojo quickly explains.
"Oh… also, you're a dragon. And I'm getting way too numb to these situations." Danny said quickly.
"The contest is… the first member of any team who can get the Wings throughout the mall as they fly away wins." Kimiko went.
"Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!" All of them, save for Danny, shouted.
Suddenly, to Danny's surprise, the Wings started to glow bright enough to blind him.
"Hey! What's goi-"
Once the flash cleared, Danny was floored by what happened.
The mall's interior grew in size and shape, with the floors, ceilings, and walls having mixed-up, the various kiosks and stalls all sticking to the walls and ceilings, the fountain having multiplied and making a floating river, the stores becoming portals of some sorts.
"Woah…This is crazy, and I've seen the Ghost Zone." Danny muttered.
The Wings fly off, going through the portals, teleporting away from the group.
"GONG YI TANPAI!" Kimiko, Jack and Katnappe said in unison as they ran after the Wings, leaving Danny standing in confusion.
"That means go." Dojo said to the clueless hero.
"Oh…" Danny went, flying after the wings.
Everyone went to different portals, and they found themselves appearing in different parts of the mall.
"Blagh! The perfume store!" Jack exclaimed, flying out of the intense smelling store.
"Aw! So cute!" Kimiko said as she found herself in the pet store, holding a chinchilla before gently putting it on the ground and rushing off.
Katnappe jumped out the jewelry store, wearing a lot of expensive rings, bracelets, and necklaces, purring happily. She then moved, but in a blur, she suddenly lost all her jewelry.
"Just because we're doing this, doesn't mean you can steal whatever you want, kitty." Danny said, carrying the jewelry back into the store, causing him to teleport into the food court, the jewelry turning into burgers and fries. "…that was weird." He said upon leaving them aside.
They all kept jumping through the mall, using the kiosks and benches to move upward, after the Wings.
"Grr…this is taking too long!" Jack exclaimed as he pressed a button from his wrist. Suddenly, dozens of robots appeared. He then gestured at Kimiko and Danny "Jackbots, attack!"
Kimiko started jumping over the robots before stopping in the middle of a small group and pulled out her Wu.
"Star Hanabi! Fire!" She exclaimed as she spun around and unleashed a torrent of explosive fire that destroyed the robots easily.
"Wow, that was hot, and both the usual kind and not the usual kind I usually say." Danny said, unaware Katnappe heard him and felt a tinge of envy.
Danny then ducked as a robot tried to cut his head off with its sharp claw. Seeing that he was surrounded, he simply flew straight at them, bursting through them easily. He then spotted the Wings and just flew towards it, easily getting the lead.
"Hey, no fair! He's not even using his Wu!" Jack shouted.
"No one said he has to…" Wuya went with a shrug.
"Ghouly's got a point, nothing says he doesn't have to use any." Dojo said, looking through the rulebook.
"I mean, half the time, Jack uses his robots rather than the Wus." Clay said as he, Omi, Raimundo, and Dojo ate the burgers and fries that Danny carried before putting them aside.
"Indeed, he never entertains himself with the law." Omi said with a nod.
"It's "play by the rules", Omi." Raimundo said with a deadpan tone.
"That too." Omi said.
"Oh, shut up!" Jack exclaimed before jumping into a portal and found himself in front of Danny. "Aha! Take this, Spooky! Two-Ton Tunic!"
The tunic around his body suddenly grew bigger and heavier as he started falling towards Danny, who just turned intangible and flew right through him, taking the armor with him, as well as his jetpack.
"Thanks!" Danny said, holding the stolen Wu and jetpack in his hands.
"Hey!" Jack exclaimed as Danny gave him a two-finger salute as he fell towards a portal. Jack then ended up in the baby store, where was wearing a bib, a baby hat, and a pacifier while ending up trapped in a highchair.
Meanwhile, as Kimiko demolished the Jackbots, Katnappe was rushing towards her. Seeing her from the corner of her eyes, Kimiko jumped away, avoiding Kantappe's claws.
"You wanna get those nails trimmed, Katnappe?" Kimiko asked as she aimed her Wu at the cat thief. "Star Hanabi, Fire!"
"Reversing Mirror!" Katnappe exclaimed as she held the mirror and the fire attacked bounced back towards Kimiko, hitting her and causing her to fall. Katnappe then jumped towards her and swiped the Wu out of her grip.
"Hey!" Kimiko shouted.
"Nice try, Kimiko, but I haven't lost a Showdown yet." Katnappe taunted as Kimiko fell to a portal and ended up halfway down the mall.
As Kimiko quickly made her way back up, Katnappe looked at Danny, giving a mischievous purr as she jumped towards a portal and somehow ended up in front of him, surprising him.
"Excuse me, but I'm kind in the middle of something I never went through." Danny said.
"Star Hanabi!" She exclaimed, firing the Wu at Danny, who countered with an ice beam. The two projectiles met and exploded, creating a thick mist.
Danny saw the mist grow before seeing the Wings flying behind him.
"I got an idea…" He said with a smile.
Katnappe perched on one of the kiosks, eyes straining through the mist. She then saw a shadow nearby. Smirking, she pounced, tackling Danny to the ground, surprising him.
"Hm~, sorry cutie, but this kitty cat always gets what she wants." Katnappe purred as she straddled Danny, her hands roaming on his chest.
"Sorry, I'm not allergic to cats, just crooks. A shame too, you're very pretty." Danny said casually.
"Meow~. So, what changed your mind about teaming up with me~?" Katnappe asked with a smile on her face as she traced the symbol on his chest..
"I'm just distracting you." Danny said.
"You're doing a fine job of it, even if Kimiko couldn't stop me." Katnappe said as she inched her face closer to his, puckering her lips.
"I wasn't talking about her." Danny said, getting Katnappe's interest.
"Then who?" She asks in confusion.
Danny replied by pointing behind her. Blinking, she looked up and saw Danny holding the Wings of Tanabi, waving at her with a smirk.
"Hi!" Danny went.
"What!?" Katnappe exclaimed as she turned back to the Danny under her, who was waving at her before disappearing in a puff of green smoke.
The Wing of Tanabi glowed brightly before it died down.
The mall went back to normal. Danny and Kimiko were standing on the second floor, with Danny holding the Wus in his arms. On the floor below them, Jack was still trapped in the highchair.
"Hey! Someone get me out of here!" He exclaimed.
"Oh, shush, you big baby!" Wuya exclaimed in annoyance.
Katnappe, being a sore loser, stormed over to Danny.
"Okay, hold it! What just happened?!" She asks, pointing at Danny. "How was that possible?!"
"I can make a copy of myself for a short time. He distracted you, I grabbed the thing you guys wanted, and from what I understand, that was the contest." Danny explained.
"You won without usin' the Wu at all! Kind of worried y'all would take our job…" Clay said.
"A job would require being paid…" Raimundo pointed out.
Before Danny knew it, Katnappe was getting sweet with him again.
"Come on, Cutie. Why not share some of those toys with me? I can make it worth your while. Just think of you, you and me taking this town for ourselves...maybe over dinner and a movie..." Kapnappe said, fluttering her eyes.
"No thanks. I don't date crooks..." Danny said as he handed them to Kimiko.
Katnappe was growling in anger, storming off while Jack laughed at her.
"HA! Way to get shot down, Ashley!" Jack mocked.
"Don't call me that! You're not one to talk, Baby Jack!" Katnappe yelled as she left.
Jack glowered as he still had a diaper on from the showdown.
"You fool!" Wuya went in anger at Jack. "How could you let this ha-" Suddenly, she felt a powerful tug pulling her back. "Huh?!" She went. Before she knew it, she was being forcibly pulled into something "WWWHHHHAAAATTTT?!"
Wuya was then pulled into the Fenton Thermos, Danny sealing it.
"She was getting on my nerves." Danny said.
The Xiaolin Dragons stared in disbelief.
"Did he just… rid us of Wuya?" Omi asks.
"Sorry there, Aang, but this is only temporary. I'll have to let her out when I empty this." Danny said.
Jack, seeing he was still without his jetpack as he finally pulled the diaper off, started to walk away slowly.
"I guess I should give my mom a call…" He muttered in defeat.
"Anyway… I think the pretty girl deserves these." Danny said, handing the Wu over to Kimiko.
Kimiko herself giggled in appreciation.
"Thanks, but I'm kind of on a date right now with a neat guy." She said.
"He's a lucky guy then." Danny said with a smile as he hovered up. "Well, I bid you… whoever you are… a fond farewell."
With that, he flew away. At least, that's what they believed. He actually flew to the bathroom to morph as the monks took hold of the Wu.
"I can give this back to my sister." Clay said, observing the Wings.
"Clay." All of them said disapprovingly.
"Alright, alright… I reckon that's a bad idea." He said.
That's when Danny walked in.
"Hey, Kimiko! Did you do your thing already?" Danny asks.
"Sure did." Kimiko said, handing the Wu she held to her friends. "So, now that my business is taken care of, let me find something a lot more refreshing to wear. Come on."
She took Danny by the hand as she went to a department store. As the boys observed the Wu in their hands, Dojo stroked his chin in thought.
"What a weird way for that kid to say if the trouble was taken care of. Almost like he already knew what a Xiaolin Showdown was." He said.
"Perhaps he was observing from a distance?" Omi asks.
"Yeah… I guess so." Dojo said with a shrug before smacking his lips and looking around. "Now where's that place for burgers we got a taste of from the challenge?" He asks before crawling away.
"The challenge was pretty fun. I did wish he would use his Wu, but his powers are acceptable ." PFN said.
"You said it." Deadpool went.
1 hour later
Danny walked with Kimiko, who now wore a pink jacket with purple skirt and matching pink boots. Her hair was down now as well.
"I'm surprised you weren't shocked by Dojo." Kimiko said.
"I've seen a lot of weird stuff in this town. I got kind of numb to these situations." Danny said.
Kimiko, hearing that, pondered.
Numb to these situations? Why does that sound familiar? She thought.
"Kimiko?" Danny asks.
"Huh? Oh… nothing. Anyway…" Kimiko looked at her watch and sighed bitterly. "I should be going soon."
"You sure?" Danny asks.
"Yeah… Well, looks like my ride back will be here soon. Still, had a nice time with you, Danny." Kimiko said.
"I'm glad to hear." Danny responded.
Soon, they walked out of the mall doors and saw the boys waiting for her.
"It is time for us to give the road a massive hitting." Omi said, gesturing to the Wu that Clay was carrying.
"He means "hit the road"." Raimundo corrected.
"That too." Omi responded.
Kimiko sighed bitterly as she knew time was up.
"Well, you got my info so… take care, Danny." Kimiko said, kissing his cheek.
Danny turned red as Raimundo and Omi looked rather annoyed to see Kimiko do that to him.
"S-Sure… you too, Kimiko." He said.
With a wave, she walked towards the boys and headed around the corner.
Dojo morphed to his giant form and carried the monks into the sky as Danny waved to them.
As Amity Park's mall started to get smaller from their perspective, the monks were now free to talk to themselves.
"That guy seemed really nonplussed to see a dragon." Raimundo said.
"Well, this town is known as the most haunted place in America. That Phantom guy protects it, supposedly." Dojo said.
"Y'all reckon we'll ever see him again?" Clay asks.
"Well, I don't recall burying any Wu here, so it's not likely." Dojo said.
"That Phantom would make a most valuable Xiaolin Dragon, almost as much as me." Omi said.
"You are aware he did the one thing even you can't do, Omi. He beat Katnappe in a Xiaolin Showdown." Kimiko pointed out with a smile.
"Ah… yes." Omi went, looking bashful. "I suppose so…"
All of them laughed at Omi's embarrassment as they headed home.
All the while, Kimiko still pondered on what she experienced.
"He said the same thing as the other Danny, and wasn't surprised by seeing Dojo." She said under her breath before shaking her head. "I must be imagining it…"
Meanwhile
Danny was flying home, taking a deep breath and taking his sweet time.
"Well… that date went well. Not sure how useful those Wu things would be since I can do stuff without them." He said to himself.
As he flew, he didn't see someone was watching from atop a rooftop.
"EEEEKKKK!" He heard from the rooftop.
Danny stopped flying and turned in the direction he heard the scream from.
"I'm coming!" He said, zooming in quickly as he landed. "Now wh-"
He was kicked in the back, knocking him down. Looking up, he saw Katnappe screeching like a cat as she tried to pounce him, causing him to roll away.
"I have NEVER lost a showdown! Ever!" Katnappe went with an angered look on her face.
"First time for everything." Danny pointed out with a smile.
Hissing at him, Katnappe lunged at him once more, pinning him to the ground.
"You… are more vexing than those monks or Jack Spicer!" Katnappe went, straddling him.
I can just phase out of her grip any time now a-
Danny's thoughts were cut off as Katnappe went from angered to giggling.
"I think I like you." She said before, to his surprise, kissed him quickly on the lips.
A kiss that sent a shock through his body, rendering him unable to think about phasing through her.
Once it was done, Katnappe got up, dusting herself and smiling down at Danny.
"Well… you're more fun than them too, and cuter… I think I'll drop by once in a while when I get my hands on a new Wu. Still, my offer to partner up still stands." She went flirtatiously.
Danny blinked, his face turning red before clearing his thoughts and his throat.
"Sorry… Ash-I mean, Katnappe. But I'm a superhero, you're a crook, not a good combination for prom." Danny said before he wiped his mouth.
"Was worth a try." Katnappe said sweetly before her expression went sour. "But know this." She got closer, aiming one claw into his neck. "I do not like being called Ashley." She threatened.
"I'm quaking in my white boots." Danny responded flatly.
Seeing how unafraid he was of her, Katnappe smiled once again.
"But you can call me Ashley… in fact, call me any time." She said.
"Sure, Ashley. Do I call jail or the pound?" Danny asks.
Katnappe only snickered at his crack before stepping back.
"Take care, Danny Phantom." She said with a bow.
With that, she jumped off the rooftop, much to his horror.
"Wait!" Danny went, speeding towards the edge and, to his surprise, she was gone.
He didn't know she swung into an open window to make her escape.
Danny, scratching his head in confusion, shrugged as he headed back home, unaware Katnappe was still eying him from the window.
"Kitty likes…" She said flirtatiously as she stroked her chin.
"Well, that was a fun date." Deadpool said.
"Yeah, it was a fun date. Now it's time for me to go work on that new sequel side story." PFN said.
"Well… glad you stuck around. Feel free to drop by another time." NeoMark said.
"I will… thanks. This is PFN signing out ." PFN said as he got up and left.
Once he was gone, NeoMark took in a large amount of air.
"Well… it's time."
"Time?" Deadpool asks.
"Time for the Monster High character…"
New chapter with help from pokemon fan 1991, Flower Princess11 and TheWhiteTitan.
Now... let's see who I'm using from Monster High.
RonaldM40196867: No. No. No. ... okay, it's one thing to forget what happened in past chapters... but somehow missed a big thing I already mentioned in the same chapter? I already brought up which era this was since the original story came out before we knew about Louder and Prouder.
61394: It was, sorry I had to cut your dialogue short as I needed to post ASAP.
guardian1989: It's Kimiko from Xiaolin Showdown.
Luiz4200: Yup, even if it's a bad guy. And it happened again.
Invader Johnny: Yup.
ScarecrowReaper: Thanks.
danifan3000: 1. I didn't have Dijonay here so... *shrugs*. 2. Yeah, the reboot feels very 00's in its writing... and not in the best way. 3. Maybe someone will.
cybirddude: 1. We shall see how things go with the in-laws. 2. Not sure about polyamorous relationships for this story. 3. Okay. 4. Okay. 5. Sure, I'll make him suffer. 6. Her too. 7. Ok. 8. Again, not sure on polyamory.
Jebest4781: Glad you liked it.
amit . avrashmi: Sorry.
Leonardo: Simply put, competition is needed for companies to be inspired to make better material. Fewer competition means fewer reasons to get better.
RandomAnonymous: I'll look into it.
djinn: Hope you liked.
Guest: Sorry.
Bob the mammoth: Wish granted.
Fiction Realm: Believe me, Dijonay will NEVER be with Sticky in anything I write.