chapter 1 harry potter
Aquaman: your magic is amateur.
Harry: I;m not weak aquaman!
Aquaman: then prove it potter!
Harry: I;m grateful in your presence mr Curry.
Aquaman: as am I to you my boy for everything you did.
Harry: welcome to hogwarts and yes had stop tom.
Aquaman: i heard fought mermaid byfor.
Harry: yea during triwizard tournament!
Aquaman: must have bin to fight for you.
Harry: are mermaid in great lake related to you.
Aquaman: yes they are my cousins just so you know.
Harry: then im sorry but hurt my friend sister gabriel.
Atom; magic is mere myth in this universe.
Harry: believe us now professor ray chjoy?
Atom: too much for my eyes to handle mr potter.
Harry: shrinking magic like reducio?
Atom: white dwarf matter. Complicated stuff ifen for you.
Harry: nothing is out of a wizard;s to reach.
Atrocitus: you should avenge your parents and god parents potter!
Harry: not through violent means Atrocitus that way!
Atrocitus: it is the path of rage my boy you wil learn.
Harry: my parents and god prents shouldnt be honored by the words of a red lantern.
Atrocitus: they demand vengeance at the hands of Voldemort and bellatrix!
Harry: there=;s better ways to honor your slain family.
Bane: let;s see the boy who lived break!
Harry: many tried and failed bane.
Bane: spiritually, but not physically!
Harry: Pena Duro was your home?
Bane: my only home i had.
Harry: then you;ve dropped far.
Bane: i;m break you delive you to them!
Harry: you work for lucius malfoy .
Bane: yes, he recurad my talet alot!
Harry: canot belive lucius hire you?
Bane: what i say best when come mercenary.
Harry: stil you;ve going falid just like rest.
Batman: you out lived tom, that says a lot about you.
Harry: the feeling is mutual Batman who survive superman.
Batman: praise is deserved through hardship work.
Harry: a dementor here how did tom send you?!
Batman: relax Harry, I;m no soul stealer.
Harry: it;s the cape that set me off.
Batman: icause, you and i have alot in come mr potter.
Harry: yes Batman we both lostare parents and fight vilains.
Batman: praisely and that one reason why save are world .
Bizarro: magic stick is like new toy for bizarro.
Harry: far from it! It;s a delicate artifact.
Bizarro: me delicate like cucumber.
Harry: how many thing have you lost?
Bizarro: me loose Ice cream every day!
Harry: great. A walking talking brick like ghoul.
Black Adam: I once followed slytherin.
Harry: aka the house of power hungry cravers.
Black Adam: it fits the status of a god.
Harry: why conquer when you can flourish?
Black Adam: because mr potter power has more purpose from peace!
Harry: you remain me of dolohov your ego has sucked out your compassion.
Black Canary: do banshees roam hogwarts?
Harry: depends. Are you one of them?
Black Canary. Not a dead one Atleast.
Harry: Dinah Lance, you are a wonderful family woman.
Black Canary: Connor deserved me mr potter.
Harry: as did I to hogwarts.
Black Canary: is something matter mr potter?
Harry: no sorry. Remain me of some one?
Black Canary. It narcissa malfoy .
Harry: Dinah Lance, you have son like ms malfoy.
Black Canary: yes mr potter i have one just like her.
Harry: if he show magic then he should attand hogwarts.
Black Lightning: ready for a shock boy wizard?
Harry: how about a defense against the dark arts?
Black Lightning: kid this ain;t the castle grounds.
Harry: mr Pearce. Welcome hogwarts.
Black Lightning: to quidditch?
Harry: to the electricity outlet.
Black Manta: I stuff and mount grindylows in black lake.
Harry: can;t say that;s better idare.
Black Manta: it;s a favor potter from someone.
Harry: sink to the depths and suffocate manta!
Black Manta: still mad for my daily mine routine?
Harry: for nearly killing my friends yes!
Black Manta: did hagrid rid klepies in his well.
Harry: can;t say he did and how do know that.
Black Manta:who;fink put thoose crtures there.
Harry: wait you put klepies inside his well why!
Black Manta: because they need a home to stay?
Harry: nowonder hagrid doesnt like you!
Blue Beetle: come on wands are cool!
Harry: you do know you have an armored parasite on you?
Blue Beetle: it ain;t magical likt your wand.
Harry: you a new student Jaime of hogwarts?
Blue Beetle: a part timer, but yeah that right.
Harry: more like a dropout after that floo powder stunt you pulled other day.
Brainiac: hogwarts offfers much to collect acording to histroy.
Harry: not here or anywhere brainiac nor wil get ancient artefacts.
Brainiac: not even collecting Voldemort for your parents?
Harry: you;re worse than lucius and rodolphus in ego.
Brainiac: scientific prowess is more accurate.
Harry: perhaps a prowess for megalomaniacal purposes.
Captain Cold: your school is called what again?
Harry: hogwarts mr Snart and told you dhis lats time.
Captain Cold: for a second I thought it was pig boils.
Harry: unleash a snowstorm and you answer to me!
Captain Cold: no regrets schoolboy .
Harry: Lisa Snart would weep at your standards.
Captain Cold: your school is expecthing snowstorm again?
Harry: like going lets do same thing dementors did in third year.
Captain Cold: oh but im beter then soul sucking creatures.
Harry: there no way im going let you freeze hogwarts ground!
Captain Cold: like you and your friends stop me .
Harry: icause will see about that captain cold.
Catwoman: stealing your wand will make me a witch right?
Harry: no it would just make you a muggle unleas have magic.
Catwoman: charming but not hilarious mr potter.
Harry: resorting to thievery again Selina?
Catwoman: they call me a cat burglar for a reason.
Harry: you certainly live up to your title.
Catwoman: im going steal you from weasley house?
Harry: why selina do want kiddnap me from my family.
Catwoman:my daughter want meet famous harry potter.
Harry: there no way im coming with you to meet your daughter Selina kyle?
Catwoman:you dont have choice mr potter ifen have to tied up drag you with me home .
Harry: you good get arrested for kiddneping and child abduction by auror from ministry.
Cheetah: the goddess demands I spill the blood of you potter.
Harry: tell your goddess she picked a fight with the wrong wizard.
Cheetah: such brave but foolish bravado little child.
Harry: what are you cheetah and what are doing here?
Cheetah: the apex predator who here kiddnaped you for death eatters!
Harry: I find that hard to believe why do crazy vilain want delive me to my enemies.
Cyborg: tech beats sorcery in every way.
Harry: that;s your state of mind Victor Stone.
Cyborg: and my belief too mr potter.
Harry: the Titans would;ve disowned you if they find out.
Cyborg: how;s exactly do you know that mr potter?
Harry: by seeing what you;ve become a traitor to them.
Darkseid: Voldemort was a snake tongued oaf.
Harry: but at least he was polite.
Darkseid: choke on your hubris boy wizard.
Harry: an entity that claims to be a god like master death.
Darkseid: and is a god potter and im better then him.
Harry: not from my intel given by Batman.
Darkseid: your world bylong darkside now.
Harry: your no better grindelwald was in old days.
Darkseid:silents boy and on knees boy bow to me.
Deadshot: your price is higher than your godfather was byfor died.
Harry: I;m not surprised somebody wants me dead like uncle sirius.
Deadshot: a legend has to fall someday mr potter ifen sirius know that.
Harry: try take aim for my head .
Deadshot: what;s magical about to died?
Harry: my spirit and my sorcery wil stop.
Deadshot: today mark death of boy who live and im going ritch.
Harry: who ever hire you going be disapiont if you going down without fight .
Deadshot: that wont stop complete my mission to kill you.
Dr Fate: true wizards let fate take it;s course.
Harry: prophecies and wizards are not in the same boat fate.
Dr Fate: deny not the truth wil not help you defeat you know who.
Harry: what is my fate and desting ?
Dr Fate: to be shunned upon by hogwarts itself.
Harry: you liar that not prophciey said about me!
Dr Fate: your prophecy was nothing;but lies by fals seer and old man doom your fifth year .
Harry: if know that soon then i would not have broken into ministrywith my friends .
Dr Fate: then god father would stil be live right now instead being death.
Donatello: would I be welcome at hogwarts?
Harry: reptilians aren;t a familiar sight.
Donatello: here we go again with reptile talk.
Harry: scientific skills improving Donnie?
Donatello: every day of week.
Harry: same goes for my magic gething stronger.
Donatello: you know master splinter would have love adopted you as child?
Harry: thanks if only i good have leave dursley back then when i was younger .
Donatello: from i heard those people terrible when raised you in thier home.
June Moone: can any of your spells work again her?
Harry: a task Ill take to save you June from evil witch.
Enchantress: too late. Your spell had no effect mr potter.
Harry: like morcana back to the netherworld witch!
Enchantress: what an excellent day for an exorcism.
Harry: I wish hermione here help take down evil witch.
Firestorm: wanna meet my Hungarian horntail?
Harry: you actually tamed one of them?
Firestorm: I call him spike.
Harry: the barbecue backfired I heard.
Firestorm: note to self, never mix magic with science.
Harry: dont need tell me that .
Firestorm: profesor stein said you lost your parents to wizard terrorist?
Harry: yeah tom riddle is un asshole and crazy pure blood maniac?
Firestorm: that sirouly fuck up man that guys like him exits.
The Flash: is there a super speed spell?
Harry: I;m assuming so it call repero.
The Flash: then sign me up fort hat spell.
Harry: you ran circles around me in quidditch.
The Flash: I warned you Harry. I;m the fastest man alive.
Harry: I severely regret challenging you.
The Flash: tell more about quidditch is it fast sport?
Harry: yea there players call chaster and beater super fast.
The Flash: then teach how play that wizard sport of yours.
Gorilla Grodd: apes and giants should live in harmony.
Harry: harmony and bloodshed are in stark contract thanks to tom.
Gorilla Grodd: what would you know of peace and harmony child!?
Harry: giants? Apes? I can;t choose.
Gorilla Grodd: choose what Harry Potter?
Harry: which one has worse hygiene.
Gorilla Grodd: i totaly respect for dark lord ways.
Harry: why do like tom riddle so mutch any way .
Gorilla Grodd: people like him despite muggles!?
Harry: I can;t believe you join tom riddle.
Gorilla Grodd:dark lord great man help os apes ?
Harry: he also total pure blood maniacq.
Green Arrow: hogwarts fits archery.
Harry: because of the architecture?
Green Arrow: mostly the medieval aspect.
Harry: you nearly shot buckbeak with your arrow!
Green Arrow: sorry, I was aiming for the dementors!
Harry: how do I know that you wil not miss again ?
Green Arrow: do fink my son connor fit in your school.
Harry: if anyting draco malfoy then yes he does?
Green Arrow:oh yeah son of lucius look like me.
Harry: i fink hogwarts would be prefct your and diana son!
Green Arrow: you,fink connor would like hogwarts as student!
Harry: if he hase magicall power then yes they love have him ?
Green Lantern: got a closeup schedule?
Harry: a powerful ring indeed mr Jordan.
Green Lantern: a million light years of imagination.
Harry: who crafted your ring Jordan?
Green Lantern: the guardians themselves.
Harry: wise and great beings I heard.
Green Lantern: the guardian wil bring that lestrange woman and husband on trial?
Harry: they desever it for what bellatrix and rodolhpus did longbottoms and sirius .
Green Lantern:dont worry mr potter because they wil both lock away fairy long time.
Grid: I have studied your every move Harry Potter.
Harry: what advantage did you gain from that?
Grid: like dark lord said only your impending demise.
Harry: think for yourself grid not fellow others!
Grid: I have no emotion. I cannot feel or laugh.
Harry: is that a coincidence with all machines?
Grid: I have studied your friends magic too.
Harry: oh real what did learn from there way?
Grid: only that they meet thier end too by me.
Harley Quinn: hermione sounds like a horse;s name.
Harry: who are you to judge my friend?
Harley Quinn: a therapist with a PhD and a bonkers mind!
Harry: joker;s affection has taken a toll on you.
Harley Quinn: why I even looked up to that clown is beyond me.
Harry: at least youve reformed. Somewhat.
Harley Quinn: you and your friends gething into alot;trouble why is that.
Harry: dr harleen it because crazy man name tom riddle and group try kill me and my friends?
Harley Quinn: as therapist advice you and nevile to both leave brithan come gotham with me and red!
Harry: you;said that you and ivy would adopted me and nevile in why is that.
Harley Quinn: because you two are orphans and both need mother figure help you.
Harry: wel say it like that. Then yes nevile and i would love join you and ivy.
Hellboy: you need some magic? I;ll give ya magic.
Harry: with amulets? That;s level one magic.
Hellboy: mine is over 9000 did get joke.
Harry: anung un rama. The legends are true in my world.
Hellboy: dragons and werewolves and vamopire you believe in but i dont?
Harry: demons are not the first beings that come to mind trust me.
Hellboy: how do belive in magicall creature? grab.
Harry: do exits in my world hellboy?you have to belive me .
Hellboy:sure do in your magicall fanaty world but in real world.
Jay Garrick: ya ride brooms sonny?
Harry: since I was 11 yes.
Jay Garrick: that takes nerves of steel.
Harry: pleased and honored mr Garrick.
Jay Garrick: I got equal honor for a legend like you fought you know who.
Harry: guess the feeling is mutual for hero like you.
Jay Garrick: your hero defeat you know who ifen my world?
Harry: yes most of it was luck and help from my friends.
Jay Garrick: that not what friends said about you.
Harry: just so know my fight tom where all luck and help.
Jay Garrick: that not what ron said about you in your fifth year.
Harry:yeah something ron would say about me that year add hogwarts.
John Stewart: you already met Hal icause?
Harry: yeah, but he wasn;t a drill sergeant.
John Stewart: not drill Sargent. War hero.
Harry: you certainly have discipline.
John Stewart: it didn;t come for free.
Harry: earned through incomprehensible screaming. Typical.
John Stewart: did Hal tell you about lestranges?
Harry: yeah, told me that the gurdian lock bellatrix and rodolhpus up .
John Stewart: but stil have not found eatters .
Harry: did guys captured dolohov and rowle and travers and rookwood and lucius.
John Stewart: yes; got them until azakaban is repear but have not found rabastan .
Harry: on runing free that crazy pschopad i hop find him.
Joker: and here comes the magic nerd with lightning scar.
Harry: blasphemy doesnt even describe your evil.
Joker: this joker is wild Merlin boy!
Harry: why you haven;t been executed yet baffles me.
Joker: because bats didn;t have the balls.
Harry: your circus act is over clown!
Joker: i wonder why lord riddle hase not kill you and your friends yet scar boy.
Harry: im just hard to kill and my friends too ifen for tom and group terrorist .
Joker: aha yes death eatters and how dissapionts icause all have do it for him!
Leonardo: you still living with your abusive relatives why not move in with ose?
Harry: at least they;re not shredder and trust me i wish good with you guys.
Leonardo: true that and master splinter would have love you ifen april and casey.
Harry: I need assistance you guys and your friends against the death eaters!
Leonardo: sure they;ve struck an alliance with the foot clan and pruple dragons.
Harry: yes shredder and voldemort combined, they;re both a major threat belive me!
Michelangelo: tired of that malfoy kid and parkison girl?
Harry: sure am both annoy me and hermione alot with thier insult.
Michelangelo: let;s see him and her laugh when I beat them at gaming!
Harry: thanks for pranking slytherins and profosor snape!
Michelangelo: no one messes with griffindor not ifen snivelus!
Harry: yeah they deseverd it ifen snape sins hate me and nevile!
Mr Freeze: I have studied the jotun in my days.
Harry: I never striked you as the mythical studying type.
Mr Freeze: even a man with a frozen heart has pastimes.
Harry: stop Victor! Think of Nora she wouldnot have want you to do this!
Mr Freeze: she still suffers mr potter you would understand sins try save your godfather!
Harry: and you should be helping her through studying! Not genocide and leave sirius out of this!
Poison Ivy: the mandrakes scream in agony.
Harry: from your control probably.
Poison Ivy: by your lousy gardeners.
Harry: you disturbed the mandrakes.
Poison Ivy: all plant life are my children.
Harry: you;ve gone beyond no return Isley.
Poison Ivy: i can see why harley like and love you alot as her son.
Harry: probably because im orphan and respect her and nevile like you alot.
Poison Ivy: that boy love my plants and take care my gardeners alot.
Harry: you and harley should fink about bycome teach and healder add hogwarts.
Poison Ivy: after profesor sprout and madam pomfrey both retired from jobs then yes.
Harry: aslong you wont kiss anyone or she wont blow up stuf headmaster would accaped you both.
Power Girl: think I cheated punching the dragon during tournament in fourth year.
Harry: you Broke half its teeth back then when you help during test!
Power Girl: self defense kid and had to protect you from that beast.
Harry: Karen Starr. You;re an accomplice of Kara?
Power Girl: nah, more like her interdimensional twin.
Harry: what caned paradox create that way .
Raiden: your headmaster infrom me that Voldemort seeks your school;s destruction.
Harry: and he was right which is why we have something to fight for raiden!
Raiden: much true words Harry Potter and you wont have face alone elder god add you.
Harry: Raiden! Thank goodness you came and earth relmers just in time!
Raiden: I suppose it was urgent and what exacly happen in your relem.
Harry: shinnok & voldemort & shedder have joinforce now they call them self dark allains!
Raphael: I;m ready to break your wand nerd.
Harry: take that up with the ministry of magic.
Raphael: you take it up with the ministry of pain.
Harry: training isn;t enough Raph beat all slytherins and malfoy?
Raphael: I prefer a broken beatdown to malfoy boy and his goons.
Harry: alright but no bone fractures and good luck with that.
Raphael: hop fully teach malfoy and his friends a lession.
Harry: icause but did realy had beat up other slyterin.
Raphael:so deserf it didnt hear what they said about your friends and os.
Red Hood: wands are for pussies.
Harry: I;d good say the same for guns jason Todd.
Red Hood: they crack skulls. You just turn people into ferrets like made yes did to malfoy.
Harry: the Lazarus pits are pure blasphemy.
Red Hood: but they DID save my life .
Harry: at the cost of your sanity yes.
Red Hood: you wizard are so lucky with your wand.
Harry: why exacly jason Todd are that with magic.
Red Hood: because. You wizard run out of ammo.
Harry:why do kill people with guns.
Red Hood: because pay well for me .
Harry: and add what cost a trip to arkham.
Reverse Flash: breakneck speed really fits you.
Harry: praise or mockery thawne?
Reverse Flash: just the description of your death for dark lord.
Harry: killing Barry;s mother was the final straw!
Reverse Flash: he deserved it for joining the regime and same for your own mother!
Harry: blind obedience Thawne and shut hell up about my mother she was hero as was his .
Reverse Flash: i caned respect the dark lord for killing your mother.
Harry: why sins his crazy in head like you are after killing barry mother?
Reverse Flash:it weakling like lily and nora who no place in future.
Robin: I;m still training like you.
Harry: to kill. Not to improve like me.
Robin: I;m the best at what I do.
Harry: drop the sword Damian.
Robin: take it from me scar boy!
Harry: your call then arkham i wait you.
Robin: that malfoy kid learn me someshing yesterday add hogwarts.
Harry: like. What to by two face dick like him and his goons.
Robin: not gute but how deal scar boy and loser friends.
Harry: what did to dick un accaptedible.
Robin: why would care it was accident!
Harry: that doesnot look like accident to me.
Scarecrow: your parents scream in sorrow when died by dark lord.
Harry: there;s no escape Crane and im take down ifen have use my wand .
Scarecrow: that;s right give in your fear and anger.
Harry: I;m fearless scarecrow.
Scarecrow: so said your friend hermione.
Harry: what have you done to her scarecrow anser me?!
Scarecrow: do hear girlfriend ginny scream for help.
Harry: where;is she and dont play games with me crane .
Scarecrow: oh dont worry she wil be prefect servant of fear.
Starfire: your friend hermione really attracts the boys.
Harry: she always is a love magnet.
Starfire: true but with slight disrespect.
Harry: you look beautiful as ever kori.
Starfire: how cordial of you Harry potter i can see ginny like you.
Harry: it always pays to respect royalty and yeah ginny nice too.
Starfire: your godparents would be proud of you.
Harry: yeah sirius and marklene problay watching me .
Starfire: with lily and james yes they are indeed.
Sub Zero: I shall train you potter.
Harry: in the ways of bloodshed grandmaster?
Sub Zero: clever but sloppy.
Harry: what did you wish to educate me and myfriends on grandmaster?
Sub Zero: stealth and skill it was thonks and remus idare help you guys in war.
Harry: I was never good with the former but oke all try best.
Supergirl: good to see ya again Harry potter.
Harry: the feeling is mutual Kara like last time.
Supergirl: as always and love hogwarts.
Harry: what;s your vow again?
Supergirl: I don;t give up hope.
Harry: never vergot that .
Supergirl: love hangout with luna and ginny and others.
Harry: they told me you had great time with them.
Supergirl: oh yeah teach alot about wizard world.
Superman: the death eaters are mine!
Harry: no longer kryptonian! They answer to us!
Superman: so they say boy who live.
Harry: why drag yourself lower than joker and tom riddle?
Superman: it;s because of him I;m like this and voldemort was right.
Harry: don;t judge your willing actions because no better then he is.
Superman: harry potter boy who live hase come to died!
Harry: how!many time heard that byfor from tom!
Superman: and he was right your nothing but stupite brat.
Harry: fujnny you call stupite who going stop you and tom and dark allains?
Superman: as if you and your friends and others stand chance again os.
Harry: like dumbleedore said nothing cant beat love and friendship.
Swamp Thing: the mandrakes wish to be free.
Harry: we can;t. We;d all be drinking pumpkin juice.
Swamp Thing: even worse that professors you are crazy.
Harry: Alec Holland? What became of you?
Swamp Thing: my true nature.
Harry: literally or figuratively?
Swamp Thing:tree in forest are happy that bad man drink uncorn blood is gone.
Harry: wel;icause thanks. Quirl is death by my mother help .
Swamp Thing: we must give are gratute to lily potter saving forbidean forest.
Vixen: studied Anansi?
Harry: in mythology class.
Vixen: his wisdom exceeds all.
Harry: your animal powers intrigue me.
Vixen: let me demonstrate.
Harry: by all means mrs McCabe.
Vixen: your godparents good turn into dogs when they where alive right?
Harry: uh yes sirius was labrador and marlene was golden retriever.
Vixen: i see hunting dog and blind leading dog intresthing indeed.
Wonder Woman: Harry Potter. The boy who survive.
Harry: I sense disappointment in your tone.
Wonder Woman: you should have joined regine.
Harry: I;m the boy who lived.
Wonder Woman: and now you;re the boy who dies by me.
Harry: I;ll never give up Amazon!
Wonder Woman: icause bellatrix. Right about you is something funny.
Harry: no it just you take advice form that pscho bitch who is like you.
Wonder Woman: this insult will not stand young man your going pay.
Harry: I; can see you and superman like bellatrix and voldemort.
Wonder Woman: and why is that it bitty baby potty.
Harry: It simple because all four you crazy inside your heads!