Trip Like I Do AU. Dave finds himself in a variety of interesting situations. You read the title. You know what you're in for. Rated M for language and sexual content.

Dave's life is pretty good. He's a superhero. He's got a great girlfriend. He's got good grades. His best friend, who is the deadliest superhero he knows makes him incredibly uncomfortable when the two of them are alone... Wait... That last one might be a problem... Rated M for language and sexual content.

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Inspired by Makokam's stories Precocious Crush, Vacation Me, and Three's Company. No smut, though Mindy wishes there was.

Life for Dave Lizewski has been boring since he's stopped being Kick-Ass and he finds himself wishing for some excitement in his life. For something new and fun to come his way. And he gets his wish. Though, probably not the way he was expecting. After a meteorite crashes in his backyard and he's infected with some type of parasite, his life takes a whole new turn and he's on a

The criminals of San Diego have a new predator that hunts out of the darkness. Those demons protect those who cannot fight for themselves and they prey on those who have no thought but for themselves. If you break the law in San Diego, you will be devoured by those beings that come out of the darkness. Part of my Forsaken Universe. Aligns with chapters 297-300 of Forsaken onwards.

Its been 3 years since Mindy left New York. A lot has changed since then! Dave is a lot tougher now and ready to fight. But, Mindy is always one step ahead.

Gut Feeling AU Just a one-shot of if things had gone a little darker with Dave and Hailey and how Dave is forced to deal with the situation. Rated M for dark themes and language.

"Necessary Evil" AU. Just when the children of Kick Ass and Hit Girl think they might have gotten a hold on blending in in High School, they have to deal with a bully in a non death kind of way. But if they're anything, it's imaginative. Rated M for language and possible sexual content if I keep going with it.

This story is an extension of Makokam's "Toxic" and will more or less, begin and end within the confines of that story. That said: Mindy's had enough of being 'normal' and decides to run away from home and live as she previously did. Only...she doesn't want to run away alone. Rated M for language and sexual content.

Jamie Carter is eight-years-old and he was part of the recently destroyed Urban Predator program that was operated by the CIA and ultimately terminated by Fusion. Jamie has been abandoned by the CIA and he must fend for himself. Part of my Forsaken Universe.

Dave comes to the safehouse frustrated from a recent argument with Kate and Mindy, the great friend that she is, does everything in her power to calm him down. One-shot. Rated M for sexual content.

One shot cómico romántico. Pareja: Dave Lizewski (Kick-Ass) x Todd Haynes (Ass-Kicker). Las descripciones de los personajes son únicamente de las películas. Más bien la primera; es decir, Dave como Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Todd como Evan Peters y Marty como Clark Duke. Es sólo una escapada imaginación, no significa que realmente crea que Kick-Ass tiene aires gays, o algo así.

Set a year after the end of the Kick Ass 2, Dave ends up meeting a girl who vaguely reminds him of Mindy. But is this a good thing or will it only lead the hero to more tragedy? Rated M for language and sexual content.

Its a fan made Kick-ass adventure where we see our hero encounter a thug only to almost die but be saved by a new hero and get to know him

After Mindy left she reappears two years later after Dave disappears can she saves him before all hell breaks lose?

She wasn't a little girl anymore

What if Big Daddy never died? What kind of a life does Mindy have after Frank is dead and gone, but her daddy still lives? What part of that life belongs to Hit Girl, and what part belongs to Mindy? Where does Dave fit in and what happens to Chris D'Amico with the family business up in the air?

Dave's Dad is dead - murdered by Frank D'Amico's goons. Dave swears revenge on the D'Amico family and insists on teaming up with Hit Girl. Will the partnership workout? Will Dave avenge the death of his father? An alternative universe story based on the original Kick-Ass movie.

Mindy wakes up next to Dave one night and is stricken with an epiphany about their relationship, acting on it as only Hit Girl would. Rated M for language and sexual content.

It was too easy

A Precocious Crush is just that. Harmless normally. But if taken too far by someone who was not brought up normally it can go beyond what's legal, safe, or sane and ventures into -bordering on a dangerous obsession-. A side story from the mighty Makokam's work and starts from chapter 60, after the Massacre. Likely not going to be... optimistic. Uncomfortable subjects ahoy!

Stephanie Walker, aka Psyche, was part of a US Government experiment codenamed Urban Predator. The experiment was compromised and abandoned. On hearing about Stephanie and her lost childhood, Mindy Lizewski, aka Hit Girl, began a crusade to destroy those responsible for destroying yet another young girl's childhood. The destination will be Europe. A story from my Forsaken universe.

Sequel to No One Takes Down Hit Girl But Hit Girl. Mindy is 16 and free, having returned to the city after leaving at the end of KA2. Dave is 18. While searching for meaning in her life, she finds a six year old homeless girl who can give as good as she gets. It's definitely a new challenge as fists won't solve anything here. Beware of Sex and Swearing.

Everyone had a choice - Chris had made his, but he wasn't the only one involved. Enter Black Heart, the Harley Quinn to his Joker. AU. Summary to be updated later. Chris/OC, Dave/Mindy, some Chris/Dave, Dave/OC.