Song #2: It's Too Heavenly Here
Pajama Sam: So, what's the next song?
Eli: Well, do you know Charlie and Itchy?
Matthew and Jessica looked at each other, concerned.
Jessica: Um… yes we do.
Matthew: From "All Dogs Go to Heaven?"
Antonia: Correct!
Eli: And can you guess where they live?
Jessica: Let me guess… heaven?
Antonia: That's right!
Eli: Charlie and Itchy are living in heaven.
Pajama Sam: Right, but that's heavenly!
Antonia: And you are right, Sam.
Pajama Sam: I did?
Antonia: Yep, our next song is about dogs that go to heaven, but it's too heavenly.
Eli: *pulls out a remote* Come on, let's sing together! *presses a button and the TV turns on*
Then shows a scene where Charlie giving Itchy a tour of heaven.
Itchy Itchiford: I'm gonna like it here, Charlie.
Charlie Barkin: Believe me, it gets old fast.
Itchy Itchiford: Yeah, sure. Ha-ha-ha. What did you mean?
Charlie: It's hard to explain, Itch. This joint is supposed to have everything; to be the best. But it's just too, I don't know, it's...It's too...
Charlie:
It's too heavenly here
It's too peaceful and paradise-like
Straight and narrow, and much too nice-like
Endlessly sunny and clear!
It's too heavenly here!
It's too blissful to bear
Calm and quiet and much too mellow
All my brain cells have turned to Jell-O!
Everyday feels like a year!
It's too heavenly here!
I need some action!
I need some juice
That crazy kind of feeling
Of playing fast and loose
Some razzle dazzle
And a little stress and strife
I gotta get some life in my life!
But it's too heavenly here
There's no way you can be a sinner
Roll the dice; everyone's a winner!
It's so legit and sincere
It's too heavenly here
What good's a hustler without a scam?
(Angel Choir: Hey! Hey! Hey! HEY! Hey!)
I'm wasted talent That's all that I am!
But this operator Is at the wrong address
'Cause there's nothing to finagle
And no one to finesse!
Angel Choir:
It's so heavenly here
Pure and perfect
Sublime and shining
Every cloud has a silver lining
Everyone's full of good cheer
It's so heavenly here!
Charlie:
They're all so saintly!
I just can't relate!
There's gotta be an exit Through that pearly gate
Behold, the canine who's been cut down in his prime I may have done the crime,
But I can't do the time!
'Cause it's too heavenly here!
All "Hallelujah's" and "Hosanna's"
It could drive anyone bananas!
I'm going out of my head!
This joint is deader than dead!
I'll give you 8 to 3 It's too heavenly...
Angel Animals Choir:
Alleluia, Alleluia, ALLELUIA!
Charlie:
Too heavenly here!
Itchy: Charlie, you gotta see a doctor.