Total Drama: Diamond Lake
"As you can see, a lot has changed about this rundown camp in the last two years." Greg walked through the camp as the camera followed him "The cabins and mess hall have been renovated, the lake is 50% clearer. Let's go meet the four returnees from season 1 looking for their shot at vengeance."
The camera then panned over to a four wheeler as we see some the returnees. Blind cage fighter Rose, rapper of positive energy Postmaster P, mad scientist Griff, and daughter of deceased camp killer Linka.
Rose: I waited two years to get another shot at the top prize, I won't give it up so easily.
Post: My time last season was cut short, but I'm positive that this time around will be different.
Griff: These youngsters are gonna feel the WRATH OF DR. JACKSON! YARHARHARHARHAR! As soon as I can figure out the right mixtures of chemicals for a more controlled invisibility regulation.
Linka: Two years ago the mystery of Diamond Lake was solved, Ryo sent me to make sure there are no loose ends.
The four returning players arrived at the entrance to Camp, "Welcome back guys!" Greg greeted the veterans.
"Gregory! How nice it is to be reunited!" Griff shook hands with the host before Post and Linka high five Greg. Rose and Greg then fist bumped.
"Welcome back guys, so what have y'all been up to since last season?" Greg asked.
"Just dropped my first official album." Post said.
"I'm a professor at Cambridge!" Griff exclaimed.
"Rome and I just got our first house." Rose brought up.
"And Ryo's on another case." Linka said.
"Now where's the fresh meat?" Rose asks as she cracks her knuckles.
"Glad you asked Rose, cause looks like we have our first new face of the season!" Greg announced as an intern drove the first new contestant of the season on an ATV.
"Dawson." Greg introduced a 6ft 5 dark skinned muscled male with a a crew cut, a camo shirt and grey sweatpants with army boots.
Dawson: They say to win a competition like this requires treachery and making friends, if I'm gonna win this season. It will be on my terms.
Dawson hopes off, hoisting up his duffle bags as he hopped off the ATV.
"I'm getting so many Roman vibes." Post told the vets.
"I can feel it too." Rose said as the dominating man walked past.
Greg then announced the next newbie as another intern drove another ATV, "Maria." The next player was a 5ft 5 tanned skinned girl with long brown hair under a yellow and pink heater hat, she wore a yellow and pink checkered jester outfit as she twirled a cane.
Maria: This competition will be a cake walk! (Throws a cake in her face) HAHAHA, get it?
Maria rode on the same unicycle as she joined the others, "Howdy fellars!" She holds out a hand.
"Nice to meet you." Post shakes her hand, only to be shocked by her joy buzzer.
She laughs at the prank, "I heard quite the 'buzz' about you guys!"
"Bradley!" A 5ft 8 white brunette wearing a lab coat over a tiger face shirt, brown cargo pants and black loafers was given a ride in an ATV.
Bradley: Hi Flarim! (Bradley waves) I'm on TV! Hi mom! Hi dad! Hi Skarla!
Bradley hops off the ATV. "Here comes this season's champion!"
"Someone seems confident." Griff chuckled.
"Pr. Jackson!" Bradley exclaimed.
"You know him?" Linka asks the formerly invisible man.
"Know him, he and his sister my students!" Griff said.
"Speaking of which, we have Skarla." Greg introduces a plus sized 5ft 3 girl with a lab coat parka over white snow pants, boots, gloves, and a white snow hat.
Skarla: Bradley has been begging me to sign up for this show with him since the announcement of a second season. How can I say no?
"Skar!" Bradley hugged the scientist.
"Hey Brad." Skarla giggled as she hugged her brother.
"How was Antarctica?" Bradley asks "Still studying the movements and status of the glaciers and icebergs in the Arctic Fjords?"
"Yep, and I'm still freezing even all the way here." Skarla said as they joined the group. "The life of a glaciologist is a difficult one."
"They remind me so much of Orion and Maybelle." Linka said.
Greg then introduced the next player, who was 3ft 2 and wore a bee costume "Next we have Brodie."
Brodie: Buzzzzzzzzzz! I'm a bee!
"Hi everybody!" Brodie waved to the cast.
"Hey little guy." Maria goes over, "Let's 'bee' friends!" She holds out her hand.
"Oh I get it, 'bee' friends." Brodie said as she takes her hand, only to be shocked by the joy buzzer.
"Sydney." The host announced the next contestant who arrived on a hovercraft, who was 5ft 1 girl who wore a big orange parka, hat, gloves, a big green scarf and froggy boots.
Sydney waves as she has a pair of mechanical arms blow a party popper.
Sydney waves to the others as she presses a button that folds up the hovercraft into a neat little cube, afterwards she pockets it in her parka. "What mastery of mechanical engineering!" Griff said as he and the other two scientists approached the girl in orange.
"Cool ride!" Bradley gave Sidney a double thumbs up.
"Ursula." Greg announced as Uma's sister was given a ride. "Looks like we have another family tie this season."
Ursula: My sister went far on this show with her feminine wiles and her libido, I assure you I'm nothing like her.
Ursula stepped out of the jeep, "Hey I remember you." Rose said as the pale Vegas girl approached the cast. "Your sister is a handful."
"Tell me about it." Ursula groaned.
A jeep brought the next newbie, a long raven haired 5ft even white skinny boy with glasses, a black jacket, blue shirt with a green slime splat on it, black pants and shoes. "Next we have Holden."
Holden: I read many articles about the Diamond Lake killer, and after seeing last season I wanted to see if it was real since my dad still thinks stuff like this is... "not science".
"So this is the camp site for the Diamond Lake murders." Holden looks around, "I wish I could have seen the killer in person."
"Well if you have any questions I'm open to answering." Linka told Holden.
"Oh thank you."
"Zandy." Arrived a 5ft 11 dark skinned girl with a big butt, a cowboy hat, a white blouse, red handkerchief tied around her left wrist, jeans, and brown cowboy boots rode on a horse.
Zandy: YEEHAW! Let's do this partner!
Brodie gasps at the entrance, "HOWDY YALL!" Zandy called before she flips off the horse. High fiving Post "What up brotha! Postmaster P back for another round I see!"
"Like they say, at first you don't succeed, try again." Post said.
"You said it!" Zandy said before the next player was introduced.
The camera then panned to reveal player number 14, a 4ft 5 pale boy with smooth white hair, a red tunic with an ancient symbol over a white shirt, brown pants, and red flip flops. He also had a little red crown with a black dragon eye on it, "Lamont!" Greg announced as the kid brought out a suitcase from the jeep.
Lamont bows.
"Greetings fellow comrades, may the best player win this harrowing bout for the entertainment of the masses." Lamont greets with a wave.
"Cool costume." Brodie compliments.
"Yes, costume." Lamont replied.
"I'm Brodie." They shake hands.
"Pleasant to make your acquaintance Brodie, may those above have faith that we be on the same party." Lamont said.
"Same."
Holden gets some odd vibes from the white haired boy.
Holden: Something just doesn't sit right with me about Lamont, I just can't put my finger on it.
"Our final girl of the season... Karen!" Greg introduced a 5ft 5 white girl with white hair and a cyan streak, with a brown shirt underneath a green Starbucks apron with a match visor, khakis, and brown loafers.
Karen: Eh, I got nothin.
"Welcome to camp." He greets.
"Sup." Karen said as she observed the rest of the players, "Nice assemble." She scampers over to the others.
"Hey." Ursula greeted the barista.
"Hey." Karen replied.
"And now for our final player of Total Drama Diamond Lake, season 2... is..." a car that was shaped like a hot dog drove up. The cast were all confused before the door opens and hops out a 4ft tall boy with a black pompadour, pink army suit, black boots and gloves, and a mechanical back pack. But what caught everyone's attention was that his pigmentation was a bright shade of purple, his blue eyes was not accompanied by a nose or ears "Zeeb!"
Zeeb: WAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! Phase one of my eviiiiiiiil plan is a success! Now for phase two: make a good first impression for the horrid smelly heyoooomans.
"Salutations fellow reality show applicants!" Zeeb greets, the camera panned across the cast as they watched the final player introduce himself, finishing off on Holden who pointed with a horrified look on his face "Let's all have a fun and exciting 60 days in this desolate summer camp in the woods!"