You've got an Abnormal in me 2
Chapter 16
Medaka and Kikaijima got into a heated argument as Medaka told the Roundup Gang that she needed to go back to Andy
Kikaijima begins to hyperventilate over this
No. Can't go. I can't do storage again. I just can't! Kikaijima said
Kikaijima. Kikaijima. Wario said
I won't go back in the dark! Kikaijima said
Kikaijima. Hitoyoshi said
Calm down. Akune said
Wh-What's the matter? What's wrong with her? Medaka said
Storage. Hitoyoshi said
Lots of storage. Akune said
What? Medaka said
Well? We've been in storage for a long time. Waiting for you. Wario said
Why me? Medaka said
The museum's only interested in the collection if you're in it, Medaka. Wario said
Really? Medaka said
Yes. But without you, we go back into storage. Wario said
Really? Medaka said
Yes. It's that simple. Wario said
Oh. Medaka said
It's not FAIR! How can you do this to us?! Kikaijima said
Hey. Look. I'm sorry. But, this is all a big mistake. Medaka said
Huh? Hitoyoshi said
What do you mean? Akune said
You see, i was in this yard sale... Medaka said
Yard sale? Wario said
Yes. Medaka said
Why were you in a yard sale if you have an owner? Wario said
Well, i wasn't supposed to be there. Medaka said
Really? Wario said
Yes. I was trying to save another toy when... Medaka said
Was it because you're damaged? Hmm? Did this Andy break you? Wario said
Yes, but...No. No. No. No! It was...It was an accident. I mean... Medaka said
Sounds like he "really" loves you. Kikaijima said
It's not like that! Okay?! And i'm not going to any museum! Medaka said
Well, i'm not going back into storage! Kikaijim said
Then they hear some footsteps outside the door coming towards the room
Al's coming! Wario said
(Gasps) Medaka gasped
Go! Go on! Kikaijima! Wario said
Kikaijima looks down at the box nervously
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Kikaijima said
Kikaijima. Come on. Hitoyoshi said
Let's go. Akune said
I...I... Kikaijima said
Kikaijima. Wario said
Yes? Kikaijima said
Look at me. Wario said
Kikaijima looks at Wario with a nervous face
I promise you'll come out of the box. Wario said
Promise? Kikaijima said
Promise. Now go! Go! Wario said
I...I... Kikaijima said
Snap out of it Kikaijima. Hitoyoshi said
We need to hurry and hide. Akune said
Okay. Kikaijima said
Kikaijima closes her eyes takes a deep breath and jumps into the box followed by Hitoyoshi Akune Wario and Krypto while Medaka runs to his glass cabinet just in time before Al enters the room holding a camera whilst humming
It's showtime! Al said
Al places Wario, Kikaijima, Hitoyoshi, Akune, and Krypto on a table that has a western town model on it before turning to Medaka and chuckles
Money, baby. Money, money, money. And now, the main attraction. Al said
Al opens the case and pulls out Medaka unaware that a stem from Medaka's ripped arm has caught up on a big handle that is used to hold the arms and begins to unravel when Al places Medaka beside Krypto he sees that Medaka's arm is gone
No! Her arm! Where's her arm?! Medaka said
Al sees Medaka's arm on the floor, picks it up and tries to put it back on but to no avail
Oh. No. No, no, no, no. Oh, what am i gonna do? Oh, i know. I know. Al said
Al picks up his phone and dials frantically
Come on, come on, come on, pick up the phone. Al said
A man's voice answers the phone Al is holding in his hand
Hello. the man said
It's me. It's Al. I got an emergency here. Al said
Well, i'm busy. the man said
Yes, we're all busy, but... Al said
But what? the man said
Look, it has to be tonight. Al said
What? You've got to be kidding me. the man said
All right, all right! But first thing in the morning. Al said
What? the man said
Please? Al said
(Signs) alright fine. the man said
Thank you. Al said
Al hangs up his phone and leaves the room while Medaka unfreezes and notices that her arm is gone
AAAAHH! It's gone! I can't believe it! Medaka said
What's gone? Wario said
My arm! Medaka said
Oh. Wario said
My arm is completely gone! Medaka said
Come on Medaka Chan. It's not that bad. Hitoyoshi said
Yeah. It's not like it's the end of the world or anything. Akune said
But it is! My arm is gone! Medaka said
All right. Come here. Come on. Let me see that. Wario said
Okay. Medaka said
Medaka shows her missing arm to Wario
Oh. It's just a popped seam. Easily repaired. Wario said
Really? Medaka said
Yes. You should consider yourself lucky. Wario said
LUCKY?! Are you shrink-wrapped?! Medaka said
What? Wario said
I am missing my arm! Medaka said
Big deal. Kikaijima said
Kikaijima shoots a dart at Medaka's poster stand up at the forehead
Let him go! I'm sure her precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll. Kikaijima said
Seriously Kikaijima? Hitoyoshi said
Come on Kikaijima. Akune said
Why, Kikaijima, You know he wouldn't last an hour on his condition. Wario said
Really? Kikaijima said
Yes. Besides it's a dangerous world out there for a toy. Wario said
Elsewhere a car passes by a house Satsuki runs out of some bushes towards a mailbox she gestures to Zoidberg who is covered in leaves as he runs to Satsuki but as he does so the leaves fall off him except one he shrugs with a sheepish chuckle Foghorn Bart and Gene run out of the bushes to Satsuki when Gene slips rolls forward and his cork falls off spilling his coins out on the pavement
Uh. All right. Nobody looks until i get my cork back in. Gene said
Sure. Bart said
Of course. Foghorn said
No problem. Zoidberg said
Good work, men. Two blocks down, and only 19 more to go. Satsuki said
What?! 19?! the other toys said
Yes. 19. Satsuki said
Are we gonna do this all night? Bart said
Yes. We are. Satsuki said
But my parts are killing me. Bart said
Come on, everyone! Did Medaka give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket? Satsuki said
No. the other toys said
No! And did she give up when you threw her out of the back of that moving van? Satsuki said
Oh, you had to bring that up. Bart said
No, she didn't! We have a friend in need! And we will not rest until she's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out! Satsuki said
Alright. the other toys said
The ending of "The Star-Spangled Banner" plays as the American flag behind Satsuki changes to black and white after he moves on, transitioning to a broadcast on Al's TV
And that concludes our broadcast day. the TV announcer said
The TV broadcast turns to static and Al is fast asleep on the sofa holding a bowl of Cheetos his grip on the bowl starts to loosen and it falls on the floor as Medaka unfreezes and looks at Al's shirt pocket where her arm is stored
Alright. Time to get my back. Medaka said
Medaka gracefully opens the door of his glass case as Al snorts in his sleep
Alright. I need to be quiet. Medaka said
It looks like Medaka is going to try to get her arm back from Al who was sleeping after watching TV late stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED
