You've got an Abnormal in me 2

by miguelcopier

Medaka Kurokami is left at home while Andy goes to cowboy camp after he plays with her and Satsuki and accidentally rips her arm a bit. And while trying to save a toy at a yard sale Medaka is suddenly kidnapped by a greedy toy collector who has some plans with her. Now it's up to Satsuki and the others to go save Medaka. Will they save her or will they lose her?

1. Chapter 1

You've got an Abnormal in me 2

Chapter 1

A bunch of green letters appear with a "Gamma Quadrant, Sector 4" on screen as they disappear and a blue comet speeds towards Planet Z the comet is revealed to be Utility Belt Satsuki who opens her jetpack and flies through the canyons and once she reaches a cratered area she lowers himself and closes her jetpack she then looks around with the sound of Darth Vader-style breathing

Satsuki Kiryuin Mission log. All signs point to this planet as the location of Zurg's fortress, but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere. Utility Belt Satsuki said

Laser lights appear on Satsuki and she looks up to see millions of robots that are armed with lasers surrounding her

I don't think so! Utility Belt Satsuki said

Satsuki jumps and uses her own sword on the crystal which blows the robots up and sends her flying into the air screaming Satsuki lands on the ground and runs over to a wall to catch her breath when a monitor looks in her direction and beeps

I don't think so! Utility Belt Satsuki said

Satsuki jumps and slices it with her sword destroying it then the ground opens up in a Z shape and Satsuki jumps in when it shuts her uniform glows as she runs along the corridor and into a room a yellow dot appears on a red screen identifying as Satsuki a mysterious figure raises her clawed hand and puts it on a lever

Come to me, my prey. the mysterious figure said

Satsuki moves the lever back and the lights in the corridor come on making Buzz stop in surprise.

What the? Utility Belt Satsuki said

Then a wall with spikes appears behind Satsuki and moves toward her

Hmm? Utility Belt Satsuki said

Satsuk looked back and gasped as she saw the spikey wall

(Gasps) Utility Belt Satsuki gasped

Satsuki runs as the wall closes in on her she manages to jump through a closing door just in time and the spikes ram into the door denting it

Phew! That was close. Utility Belt Satsuki said

Satsuki stands up and sees a battery that reads "The Source of Ragyo's Power"

The Source of Raygo's power? Utility Belt Satsuki said

Satsuki looked and saw a bunch of discs floating in the air as a bridge

Better do this carefully. Utility Belt Satsuki said

Satsuki walks slowly to the bridge which has discs that float between him and the battery

Here goes! Satsuki said

Satsuki jumps and lands on the discs each one playing a musical note as she does so

Perfect! Satsuki said

But the discs fall suddenly carrying Satsuki with them

What do i do? What do i do? Satsuki said

Satsuki then that she had a secret power up in herself

I got it! Satsuki said

Satsuki then presses a button on her utility belt which makes a force field bubble around her and then she flies upward

To infinity and beyond! Utility Belt Satsuki said

Satsuki reaches the platform and deactivates the bubble

Now to get that battery. Utility Belt Satsuki said

Satsuki then reaches to grab the battery but her hand goes through it revealing it to be an illusion

What? Utility Belt Satsuki said

The battery then disappears and an evil woman rises up behind Satsuki on a platform

(Ragyo Kiryuin from Kill la Kill)

Mother! Utility Belt Satsuki said

So, we meet again, Satsuki Kiryuin, for the last time. Ragyo said

Not today, Ragyo! Utility Belt Satsuki said

Ragyo fires his ion blaster at Satsuki but she picks up a disc to shield herself and the blasts bounce off as Satsuki throws it at Ragyo hitting her in the face Satsuki then somersaults over Ragyo but just as she lands and turns around to use her sword Ragyo spins around so fast and shoots Satsuki vaporizing her and leaves her legs to crouch down and fall on the floor Ragyo cackles with triumph while the letters GAME OVER appear on the TV screen revealing that the whole thing was only a video game which is played by Zoidberg who's wearing a goldfish ball with sicker darts on his head with Satsuki beside him watching

(Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama)

Oh, no! Zoidberg said

(Satsuki Kiryuin from Kill la Kill)

It appears you lost. Satsuki said

No! No, no, no, no no. Zoidberg said

You almost had her. Satsuki said

I'm never gonna defeat Ragyo! Zoidberg said

Sure, you will, Zoidber. Satsuki said

Really? Zoidberg said

Yes. In fact, you're a better Satsuki than i am. Satsuki said

You're just saying that. Zoidberg said

No. I'm not. Satsuki said

You are. Zoidberg said

Why? Satsuki said

Look at my arms! I can't press the "Fire" button and jump at the same time! Zoidberg said

They then hear a rattling noise and see Medaka throwing things out of a drawer as if looking for something

(Medaka Kurokami from Medaka Box)

Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? Medaka said

Uh, Medaka? Satsuki said

Huh? Oof! Medaka said

Medaka hits her head and falls out of the drawer hitting several others on the way down

Ooooh. Satsuki and Zoidberg both said

Ow. Medaka said

Hang on, princess! Satsuki said

Satsuki swings on a red desk lamp lands on a car and rides it along a looping track and off the jumps while she spins through the air before landing next to Medaka

Perfect. Satsuki said

Hello? Medaka said

Oh right. Satsuki said

Satsuki then runs over and picks Medaka who got hurt just now

Medaka, are you alright? Satsuki said

Oh, yeah, Yeah, I'm fine, Satsuki. Medaka said

Good. Satsuki said

Okay. Here's your list of things to do while i'm gone. Medaka said

Okay. Satsuki said

Batteries need to be changed. Medaka said

Got it. Satsuki said

Toys in the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Medaka said

Got it. Satsuki said

Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Medaka said

Got it. Satsuki said

Okay? Okay. Good. Okay. Medaka said

Medaka? Satsuki said

What is it? Medaka said

You haven't found your Student Council uniform yet, have you? Satsuki said

No! And Andy's leaving for cowboy camp any minute. Medaka said

Oh. Satsuki said

I can't find it anywhere! Medaka said

Don't worry, Medaka. Satsuki said

Why? Medaka said

In just a few hours, you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious, hot schmoes. Satsuki said

They're called s'mores, Satsuki. Medaka said

Right. Right. Of course. Satsuki said

Can you call everyone and ask them if they've seen my uniform? Medaka said

Alright. Has anyone found Woody's uniform yet? Satsuki said

The Green Army men are searching for the Student Council uniform in the toy box

Keep looking, men. Dig deeper! Sarge said

Sarge? Satsuki said

Negatory. Still searching. Sarge said

Alright. Let us know if you do. Satsuki said

Yes, ma'am. Sarge said

Gene moves sun blinds up and down as if to signal to someone

(Gene Belcher from Bob's Burgers)

The lawn gnome in the yard next door says it's not in the yard, but he'll keep lookin'! Gene said

The door opens and Spider-Man his spider bots and a doll enter the room

(Spider-Man from Spider-Man)

It's not in Molly's room. We've looked everywhere. Spider-Man said

Bart was coming out from under Andy's bed

(Bart Simpson from The Simpsons)

I found it! Bart said

You found my uniform? Medaka said

Your uniform? No. Bart said

Then what did you find? Medaka said

Lisa lost her earring. Bart said

Oh. Medaka said

Oh, my little sweet potato! Bart said

(Lisa Simpson from The Simpsons)

Oh, you found it! Lisa said

Sure did. Bart said

Oh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spud around the house. Lisa said

Whatever. Bart said

Bart kisses Lisa while she giggles in delight

Oh, great. That's just great. This'll be the first year i miss cowboy camp, all because of my stupid uniform! Medaka said

Medaka, look under your shoes. Spider-Man said

Don't be silly. My uniform is not under my shoes. Medaka said

Would you just look? Spider-Man said

Fine. Medaka said

Medaka looks under her shoes and sees Andy's name written on them

Oh! You see? No hat. Just the word "Andy." Medaka said

Uh-huh. And the boy who wrote that would take you to camp with or without your uniform. Spider-Man said

I'm sorry, Bo. It's just that... Medaka said

Just what? Spider-Man said

I've been looking forward to this all year. It's my one time with just me and Andy. Medaka said

Spider-Man brings Medaka close to him with his web

You're kinda cute when you care. Spider-Man said

Spider-Man! Not in front of Satsuki. Medaka said

Nah, let her look. Spider-Man said

Spider-Man and Medaka are looking at each other until they hear baaing and they turn to see Zoidberg fighting with Spider-Man's spider bots sheep over the remote

Mr. Spider-Man! Zoidberg said

What is it? Spider-Man said

Your spider bots! Zoidberg said

Alright. Spider-Man said

Spider-Man whistles to get the spider bots's attention as they let go of the remote making Zoidberg fall over and hit the TV remote's on button and it turns on to play a commercial of Al's Toy Barn with Al the owner dressed up in a chicken suit

Hey, kids! This is Al from Al's Toy Barn, and I'm sittin' on some good deals here. Ow! I think I'm feeling a deal hatching right now! Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got boats for a buck, beanies for a buck... Al said

Uh oh! Zoidberg said

Zoidberg, turn it off! Someone's gonna hear! Medaka said

We got baseballs, bats, balloons, bicycles, banjos... Al said

Zoidberg got back up and tapped the remote rapidly trying to find the right button

Which one is off?! Zoidberg said

For a buck, buck, buck! And that's cheap, cheap, cheap! So hurry on down... Al said

For crying out loud, it's this one! Gene said

Gene hits the off button and the TV turns off

Finally. Zoidberg said

I despise that chicken. Gene said

It appears Gene does not like a guy who dresses up as a chicken just what is that about stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED