Eddy and his freinds double d and ed and the cul de sac kid's were currently going to fuyuki thanks to a man named merlin right now they were currently at fuyuki Airport discussing their plans to view the city.
"Can you believe it eddy were going to a fuyuki I heard the location has ties to the holy church though would be interesting to for a report wouldn't you agree eddy... eddy??" Double d said then he realized that eddy was deviously smiling thinking of the rubes he could scam at Japan.
Eddy came back to reality "Oh... yeah Double d I think I'm going to have a great time taking mon- I mean culture" double d was Clearly was not having it.
"Oh eddy why must you always get quick get rich scemes for monetary gain" Double d continued on "why don't you take time to take in the scenery maybe a museum to take in history" Eddy looked dumbfounded at double d for even suggesting that.
"Double d you damn well know that I'm not going to a museum" Eddy said, "eddy language you know that you can't cuss your still a kid" Double d said earning some ire from eddy.
"By the way Eddy you know where ed is-" he was then interrupted by ed running away from sarah his brat of little sister "pain, hurt, ed not want" as he carried eddy and double d by surprised.
"Ed wait till I get my hands on you for making Jimmy cry" getting ready to beat ed.
"It was so terrible Sarah it was like rancid milk on my taste buds" Jimmy said
"Sarah give ed a break he was probably didn't know Jimmy was going to accidentally eat his moldy cheese" Nazz said being sort of a big sister type.
"Rolf has heard a great many things of the No brain ed boys wrected cheese" said Rolf
"Dude rolf it's literally just moldy cheese that dork keeps" Kevin said " by the way where's Johnny" he was then jumpscared by plank and a smiling plank " dude never do that again" Kevin frightfully said.
"Oh come on Kevin it's just plank having fun" Johnny said.
"Oh I'll show plank fun alright in a woodchipper" Kevin joked scaring Johnny to his core getting Nazz to elbow Kevin for trying to scare Johnny, with everything calm downed ed was the first to speak.
"Guys I heard that a magical grail war takes place where an ancient evil servant tries to give the winner their wish but not in a way the desired" Ed said getting stares by everyone except rolf who was just listening.
"Ed for the last time there is no holy grail especially the way you've described" Double d said, eddy then gave his two cents on the subject "if I could make a wish it would be to be the first trillionnare" Eddy said with Kevin response.
"Of course dorky would choose money" Kevin said as he butted heads with eddy "Kevin/Eddy" both Nazz and Double d said to mediate them from fighting in the airport.
Both Kevin and Eddy stopped only because their freind's came in to stop them.
"Any ways we should get to the hotel" Double d said as everyone went to the bus.
how ever they were being watched by two people "Scathach is that pink little guy are master" said a pink haired lady with fox tail and ears said "Yes Tamano we should train him for the upcoming grail war for humanity's sake and his own".
"Eddy I know you you and Kevin have a rivalry but this not the peach creek you and him can't do that nor should you" Double d said as his freind retorted " Oh lay off Double d he had it coming- he then fainted as his nerves were on fire however he then got back up as like nothing had happened.
"What just happened" Eddy said as he saw several blurry images came first his freinds and two older women as Eddy came too.
"Oh Eddy thank goodness your alright these two women came and nursed you back to health" Double d said as well as ed butting in.
"Yeah they say there your servants for the holy grail war" Ed said.
Eddy looked at Ed then back to Double d and then said "what is he talking about Double d", "sadly Ed's right eddy you've have been chosen to be humanity's master" the woman known as Tamano Mae said.
"Indeed Tamano is right I known as Scathach the queen of the shadows as well as Tamano No Mae the fox priestess of beauty have became your servants what would you have us do master" Scathach said with eddy dumbfounded.
"Double d" Eddy said "what's going on".
"Well Eddy what Scathach and Tamano said were unbelievably true apparently you've been chosen by the counter force some sort of power the world has to obliterate threats to humanity and the earth itself one known as Gaia for earth itself and the other known as alaya the collective will of humanity" Double d explained to Eddy.
"So wait I've been chosen by the earth and humanity's will ... why me I mean wouldn't Ed or you be more of a perfect fit because last time I checked im not a hero or some magician, eddy was interrupted by Double d.
"Magus Eddy not magician apparently that title was something in the age of gods" Double d said with eddy just giving him a wide stare not really understanding.
"Age of what" Eddy said "age of gods Eddy apparently magics been in decline ever since humanity lost it since 0 ad" Double d said.
Ed added more to the confusion " plus they have to rely on second magic to keep it on going Eddy".
"I don't" they were then attacked by a man in dark robes with overstretched features on his face this was Gille de Rais French nobleman turn dark mage along with his master Ryuunosuke Uryuu a serial killer.
"Well looks like we found some fresh meat" Ryuunosuke said with glee at his new victim "why don't you show the you skills big guy" he said as Caster summoned disgusting tentacle creatures.
Both Scathach and Tamano No Mae wasted no time helping the eds has scathach used a shield rune to stop the abomination from harming her Master and his freinds then attacked the monsters with her spears Killing them.
Tamano No mae kicked one of the tentacle monster and put an ice curse on several others that froze them in ice.
The eds were stumped to their core but Eddy felt like he need to help so he did "Eddy what are you doing as" Double d said as Eddy went to help his servant however ed stopped him " let him learn and help Double d" Ed mysteriously said.
Eddy charged at the tentacle monster which resulted in him almost being impaled onnly for him to projected a rusty sword from thin air "where'd this come from" Eddy said as he was was attacked again by the monster only for him to cut it half.
Ed ripped one in half as Eddy and the other's were cleaning up the mess of monsters.
Caster had a temper tantrum " no you were supposed to die not live", "don't worry big guy we can get them another time see you later victims" Ryuunosuke then told Caster As he then shook his head as they vanished leaving the eds and servants dumbfounded.
"Well I guess that master of Bluebeards wanted to leave as to not get caught" Scathach said with Tamano No Mae going berserk "how dare he try to kill my future husband".
"Husband???" Both Eddy and Double d said
Then a light came down to Eddy, it was a golden haired male and had a Mesopotamian outfit he then open his eyes "Hello Eddy,Ed, and mongrels your king is here!!!" He said with Eddy asking another question.
"Who are you" with that the man smiled "Caster Gilgamesh" he said, "you can call me CasGil for sort.
okay so I've decided to rewrite this fanfic to a better standard i also have a discord for more on the Fate/Ed world I'll try to keep a constant schedule on updating the stories /invite/depANYxj