Not doing review responses because most of them are just voting.
"Last time on TDI!" Chris said. "The campers had a snowball fight and voted out Ripper! Find out on Total Drama Island!"
INTRO
"GRRRRRRRRRRR!" Priya growled.
"Shut up." Bowie said.
"STOP BEING SO MEAN BOWIE!" Priya yelled.
"It's time for the debut!" Chris said.
DEBUTING TIME...
"Welcome everyone to the debut!" Chris said. "We got 11 votes!"
"B, Brick, Anne Maria, Scott, Cameron, Beardo, Amy, Rodney, Sugar, Sky and Shawn all received 0 votes!"
"WHAT!?" Amy screeched. "HOW DID LAMEY GET MORE VOTES THAN ME!?"
"Idk." Chris said as he brutally murdered them all.
"Dakota, Samey, Dave, Max, Ella, and Zoey also don't join, with 1 vote each!"
"AWWW, SERIOUSLY?" That entire group of 6 said.
"Yes. Seriously." Chris said as he brutally murdered those guys too. "Sam! Staci! One of you will join the game!"
"Yah, it's totally gonna be me." Staci bragged. "My great great great great grandpa Adam invented joining the game."
"Actually Staci, you got 2 votes and Sam got 3, so he joins!" Chris said.
"WHAT!?" Staci yelled. "But my-" Staci was cut off by the Fart Fairy throwing a large axe into her head.
"Gamer." Sam said.
"WAIT ACTUALLY." Bowie objected nerdily. "Duncan and Gwen received 8 votes each, so they should join!"
"They weren't up for rejoining dumbass." Chris insulted.
"Shut the fuck up." Duncan and Gwen said. "Anyways we're the hosts now so your challenge is to kill Chris."
"What?" Chris asked.
"I WILL WIN!" Priya said as she shot Chris.
"OW!" Chris said. "FART FAIRY HELP!"
"I love farts!" The fart fairy said as he grabbed Chris and flew away.
"Okay guys, we need an epic strategy!" Bowie strategised.
"Bye noobs!" Sam said as he chugged his Red Bull, grew wings, and flew after Chris.
"Ow!" The fart fairy said as Sam ripped his wings off. After doing that, the other 4 contestants beat the shit out of the fart fairy while Chris ran away.
"THIS IS FOR CHEATING ON ME!" Priya said before pulling out an axe and beheading the fart fairy, killing him.
"This is so scary!" Chris said. "Uhhhh, CALLING MY MINIONS!" He then pulled out a whistle and blew on it.
Suddenly, all of the eliminated contestants appeared (Except Millie and Nichelle because they're dead) as feral people and began attacking the contestants.
"HOLY BUTTCHEEK ON A STICK!" Zee cried as Julia #girlbossslayed him.
"GRRRRRR!" Priya yelled while fighting off the zombies. "HEY DUNCAN AND GWEN! HELP OR I'LL SUE YOU!"
"No." Duncan and Gwen replied coolly.
Suddenly, Sam used his epic gamer moves to beat up all of the feral freakshows, pick them all up, and throw them into a volcano, killing them.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Chris screamed. "It's not Chrisover yet! I have the power of Youtube shorts on my side!"
Suddenly, Chris pulled out a TV and began playing Family Guy clips with Subway Surfers gameplay on it.
Everyone suddenly began staring at the TV, distracted by the brainrot. Everyone except Sam, who instead destroyed the TV.
"We're gonna kill you Chris!" Bowie threatened.
"NUH-UH!" Chris said as he ran away. However, Sam grabbed him with a lasso and pulled him towards him.
"You're fucking dead kiddo." Sam said as everyone started mauling Chris to death.
"NO! PLEASE! Chris begged for his life as his left ear was ripped off.
"No lol." Zee said. Then, Sam plunged his arm into Chris's chest, then pulled out his heart. Chris was undeniably dead.
"Sam wins immunity for basically carrying the entire team, everyone else is up for elimination." Gwuncan said.
"WHAT!?" Priya asked. "GRRRR! I SHOULD HAVE WON IMMUNITY!"
ELIMINATION TIME...
"You've all cast your votes." Gwuncan said. "Sam won immunity so he's safe." Sam caught the marshmallow in his mouth and began flossing epically.
"The next two marshmallows go to Bowie and Priya."
"YES!" Priya and Bowie said.
"Zee and Scary Girl are the Bottom 2." Gwuncan announced. "The last one safe is...
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...Zee." Zee caught his marshmallow.
"Oh my gosh, I've been eliminated?" Scary Girl asked in shock.
"You have." Gwuncan said.
AT THE BOOT...
"Any last words?" Gwuncan asked Scary Girl.
"It's been fun guys!" Scary Girl said before getting kicked into the ocean, eaten by a shark, and killed.
"Yeah, we're bored of being the hosts." Gwuncan said. "Bye." They then flew away.
"Oh no!" Zee said. "Now who will host Total Drama Island?!"
Votes:
Scary Girl - Sam, Zee, Priya, Bowie
Zee - Scary Girl
18th - MK (Deceased)
17th - Julia (Deceased)
16th - Damien (Deceased)
15th - Nichelle (Deceased)
14th - Axel (Deceased)
13th - Chase (Deceased)
MERGE
12th - Caleb (Deceased)
11th - Emma (Deceased)
10th - Tipper (Deceased)
9th - Millie (Deceased)
8th/7th: Wayne (Deceased)
7th/8th: Raj (Deceased)
6th: Ripper (Deceased)
5th: Scary Girl (Deceased)
Girls: Priya
Boys: Bowie, Zee, Sam
Notes:
Guys I'm sorry Gwen and Duncan couldn't join the game but I just couldn't fit 2 more people into the season. I let them host this episode as a consolation prize though.
Wasn't surprised Sam joined since he's an epic gamer, and I eliminated Scary Girl because the main villain can't make the finale.