AC: Hello everyone and welcome back for more "PASWG & Soul Eater: Love, Sins & Chaos"
Dusk: Man I miss this story.
AC: Me too but I'm excited for season 2 of Panty and Stocking.
Eclipse: You know I can't blame you for this one since this long and your brain get tired.
AC: Thank you anyway Stocking can you do the disclaimer please.
Stocking: AnimeCub do not own PASWG or Soul Eater except for this story and her characters.
AC: Thank you and now enjoy this story my cute pikachu.
Dusk & Eclipse: Cause it's going to be one hell of a ride.
Chapter 5: Sex and the Daten City
It was a dark night in Daten City. A plane is flying over the city until suddenly; it was blow up by an unknown force. That force belongs to the mummy ghost.
Citizens are screaming as the ghost is getting ready for the kill before a pink vehicle crash into it, knocking it off their feet. That vehicle belongs to the Anarchy Panty, Stocking, Boxer and Socks.
"I don't see no ghost."
"Who you're gonna call, mother bitches."
The words 'Panty and Stocking with Boxer and Socks In' flashed over them.
The scene switched to them as popular band with the girls as singers; fans screaming all around them. The words 'Sex and the Daten City' appears, revealing a movie.
It then changed back to the angels, fighting the ghost before it explodes. Everyone cheers and praising the angels till a beast with multiple eyes reveals themselves.
They turn around in shock then words 'This Winter' flash over them. Before it continues, the video was paused.
"So you four are in a movie which is being released this winter, and Panty and Boxer is letting this celebrity thing get to their heads."
"Yep and their ego is getting bigger than their sex drive." Stocking walks in the room, with pudding and magazine in her hand then sat down "I'm actually glad that Scarf and Kanzashi are not in the movie."
Black*Star raises an eyebrow "they're not in the movie?" Stocking shook her head.
"Nope they said fame isn't their thing." The blue haired boy hums.
"So where are they?" Socks came in the room, fixing his cuffs.
"The twins went out for a walk. Said they'll be back tonight after the premiere." Once he was satisfied, he smiles then looks at Black*Star "by the way, are you and the others coming to the premiere?"
Said boy sighs, leaning back on the couch "no I don't think so since we have things to do."
Socks raise an eyebrow; curiosity plastered on his face "what kind of things?" The assassin curse under his breath, knowing he made a mistake. Before he make up an excuse, Stocking broke the silence.
"Innocent yet sexy, the words commonly used to describe the luscious young sex symbol, who recently made a comeback. No more dangling babies over balconies or breaking windows, Panty has made a fresh new start." Stocking scoffs in disbelief "shit balls, she's not that innocent. Come on."
"Wait? It actually said that in the magazine?" Stocking nods as Socks walk over.
"That's what it said, and trust me I don't believe it either." She hands him the magazine as she began to eat her pudding. As it touches her tongue, she moans in delight before typing on her laptop "I just had a pudding gasm, best sticky goo in my mouth all day." Black*Star chuckles at Stocking and her addiction for sweets; which he found it adorable. He perked up when he heard the doorbell rang.
"Huh? It must be them. I guess they're here."
"Two thousand years later, whores." Stocking said before closing her laptop. She then stood up, picking up her stuff along with her plush "come on Socks. It's time to go."
"I'm right behind you." As the two angels began to leave, Socks look behind him "you're going to stay here for a bit?"
"Yeah I'm going to be here until it's time for me to leave."
"Okay well see you later, Black*Star." Said boy wave them goodbye as they leave the house.
Soon it became quiet in the room and since there's no one here but him, well, it kind of a bit boring. He sighs, leaning his head against the couch, wondering what to do to pass the time. Almost instantly, his phone began to ring. Upon hearing it, he picks it up and answered "hello? I'm doing well. Is there a reason you called?" It was silent for a moment as Black*Star relaxes. Suddenly, a big grin appears on his face before he chuckle "oh really? Yeah I can do it since I have nothing else to do… okay talk to you later." He hangs up, putting his phone away then stands up before stretching "at least I have something to pass the time." He said, walking to the open window.
He plant his foot on the windowsill as he stare at the sky. For a brief moment, something flash around him and with a grin on his face, he jumps out, letting gravity do its work before landing. Standing up from the crouch position, he began to roll his shoulders, loosening his muscles before he look up to see a crowd of people at the front. He huff, turning his head where the city at. As he stares, the same flash appears around him and without saying a word, he ran to the direction of the city.
At the premiere, things went haywire after Panty decided to show the audience her sex tape and now everything became a mess with their movie now in jeopardy. Now in the VIP room, Panty is talking to the manager while Socks glares at the TV.
He glances at Stocking, who's silently fuming before glancing at Boxer who has the nerve to look confused. He scoffs, looking away in anger. These fucking whores never think before doing something. As he fume, he notice Chuck about to stick his tongue in the tea before he do that, Stocking press the button on the tea kettle, burning his tongue in the process. He smirks at Chuck's suffering as Stocking began to speak.
"The point is you have three brain cells left, and they're all fighting for your attention." She side glance at her dumb sister "why would you play your crack-o-vive porno to our movie premiere? Now that's all everyone could think about."
Panty stare at her sister in confusion before the manager spoke "I hate to be the one to pretend, I hate to be the one to break it to you but leaking sex tapes is known as career suicide." When those words left his mouth, horror realization hit her like a truck.
"So it's over? No more group sex? No more naked men covered in sushi? No more spring break body shot?"
"No more orgy party? No more chocolate covered girls? No more taking nude pics?"
Those images crack before breaking into pieces, leaving Panty and Boxer shaking "god I hate it here."
Socks scoff "I know how about you two go shop lift? It will take the edge off." Beside him, Stocking smirks behind her cup.
"Fuck you Socks."
"Hold the ball sacks, I just got an idea." Without warning, Panty took the sex tape, walk up to Chuck, and put it in his mouth before crushing it in his jaws a few times. Once she was sure it was gone, she drop the dog as he then swallow the bits. "Fuck it. The whole thing never happen." Panty smiles like what she did had fixed the problem.
"Wow that was easy." Boxer said, grinning. Panty nods patting herself on the back.
"Yep in fact that was easier than I thought it would be. I do love happy endings."
"You stupid constipation." The two blonde angels turn to Stocking "that was one copy. Someone already put that shit on the internet. Could you imagine fucking in HD or better yet how Blu-Ray sounds to you? Damnit." The gothic angel growls, standing up and walking to her dumb sister "how slow can you possibly be? God did not design you for thinking, did he? Either that or he put your brain in your clit." That hit the mark.
"I don't know what fuck kind of shit you're trying to say, but I know it reeks of asshole, asshole." Panty sneers "why don't you or Socks just admit you two are jealous. It kills you to see our classic bone structure and ass that won't quit on the big screen." She then smirk "hah no need to clear my name I'll just…" words left her mouth as she looks around "what the fuck?"
Without either of them noticing, the rest of the crew has silently left for they didn't want to have their career ruin either. Socks laugh, standing up before standing next to his counterpart "guess your ass that won't quit was too much for them."
"Or maybe they don't want their career to sink with yours. Send us some postcard from Hazbin city." Stocking said as she sigh "I mean why give up porn for a movie career, am I right?" It was quiet in the room before Panty stood next her sister.
"Maybe I overreacted a bit there. You two really are the sweetest and smartest little shits in the world." She then wraps her arms around her before kissing her. Socks raise an eyebrow before his brother hugs him.
"We're so glad to have you for being there." He said, smothering his brother with kisses. The two Goth angels sigh in defeat.
Outside, the angels are in See-Through, driving away from the theater with the paparazzi running behind them "have I ever mention how fuckable you are to me right now? Seriously everyone should have a sister like you."
"Creepy. I'm only doing this for the movie by the way." Panty smirks.
"Of course, now what's the plan?"
"I manage to grab a list of buyers from your porn distributor and we're going to pay a visit to every single perv on it." Boxer whoop in excitement.
"You're one brilliant bitch." As they speed off, they drove past Black*Star, who's walking on the sidewalk. As he minded his business, he notices the paparazzi running on the street. He raises an eyebrow, wondering what's going on but decided against it, shrugging his shoulders. Whatever happening over there is not of his concern, and besides he had more important things to intend to.
Pulling out his phone, he resumes walking and ignoring the shouting from the paparazzi. As he plays with his phone, his mind went back to the conversation especially the question. A frown appears on his face as he thinks more about it before he silently swears. He can't believe he said that and to the angels as well, sheesh, if Maka was here she would slap him upside the head for letting it slipped. God what made him say that? He must've got too comfortable while talking to them. He sighs. Seriously, he needs to watch what comes out of his mouth or he'll spoil their secrets. How could he be so stupid?
A sound knocks Black*Star out of his thoughts. He looked up to see it's coming from the alleyway. Wondering what's making those noises, the assassin puts his phone away before going towards it. As he gets closer, he can make out the sound of claws running against pavement, trashcans being knocked down and if he didn't know any better he can also hear ghostly laughter 'ghosts?' He stops by the entrance then peeking around the corner to see a group of humanoid ghosts.
There are a total of five ghosts in the alley. Each of them have unique features to them but still share the same look, retractable claws, long tail with embedded spikes, and tendril-like hair. The ghosts were laughing menacingly, growling in the progress. Black*Star raises an eyebrow, wondering why they're laughing until something caught his eye. In the middle of the circle are human couples, hugging each other, and shaking like a leaf. The blue-haired boy frowns 'of course.' Well might as well help those two. He sighs before stepping into the alleyway.
The couple stares at the ghosts in fear. Said ghosts smile, getting closer to them. One of them raise their tail, getting ready to strike but before they do it, a voice stops them "so this where you been?" The ghosts turn their head to see Black*Star walking towards them "you know, I'm not surprise that you'll start causing havoc on a busy night, especially since the angels are distracted." He smirk "in fact, I kind of expect it to happen."
The tall slight lanky male ghost laughs "look guys! Another human came to play."
The female ghost giggles "and he looks better than these losers." She turns to the couples and grin "guess we don't need you anymore."
"Yeah so scram, you losers." The small female ghost roars causing them to scream before running away. The assassin steps aside, letting them go. The moment the couple left, the ghosts put all their focus on him. A big muscular one who seems to be the leader steps forward.
"So what a puny, weak human is doing here? You're asking for a death wish?"
Black*Star hums "death wish? No but that sounds fun." The leader looks at him confused.
"Sounds like you want to die." The assassin just shrugged "what a weird human."
"Man forget that. Let's just kill him already." The lanky one said.
"Yeah." The chubby male ghost laughs "I want to rip off his limbs." The leader stares at his crew then sigh.
"Alright then." His crew snarls and growls in anticipation "let's kill him." They laugh manically not knowing the dark atmosphere, slowly creeping around them like it was approaching its prey, but the leader senses it. He looks around and notices how the alleyway became dark and how cold it became 'what the fuck?' He almost didn't hear what the human said.
"Kill me?" Suddenly, everything became silent. Not a sound was heard until a whimper. He glance at one of his crew and notice how she is shaking but from what "you want to kill me?" The leader turns his head and the moment he did, all of his strength and blood-lust left his body. Instead fear and dread is all he felt.
Black*Star chuckles "oh that's funny." Darkness covered his eyes as a wicked grin is shown on his face "cause there's no way you can kill me." He chuckles "but hey I'll let take the first shot."
Danger.
"What the fuck are you?" Black*Star laughs. The next word he said send a shiver down their spines.
"Your worst nightmare."
The angels have went all over, going to different houses, countries and states just to get all the porn tapes only to end up at their final destination; outer space.
Boxer, Socks, Panty and Stocking are in a space suit looking around the space station in awe. Even Chuck is in a space suit.
"How 'bout that? You're in a space bank bank." Stocking said a bit surprised.
"Whatever, at least it's over with." Panty said feeling tired of the whole thing.
Moments later, they're outside the station and Panty was just about to give the last tape to Chuck but chose not to do it "you know it wouldn't hurt to keep just one."
Boxer raised an eyebrow "you sure, Panty?" Panty nods.
"I mean it was her first film debut." Socks said.
"Hey why don't you give it to me? I'll keep it somewhere safe for you." Stocking reach out her hand. Panty smiles as she handed her the tape.
"If anyone has my porn it should be you."
Back at the theater, the angels are on the stage for their movie premiere "one more time. Some might say we're in it for the money but that's only partly true." Panty smiles "you see the real reason we do it is for you guys."
They smile and waved as camera flashed "this glorious movie also marks Miss Panty's on-screen debut. Isn't that right darling?" The commenter said.
"Yes that is correct. I've never done a film or sex tape before this one." She then cheered. As the commenter ask Boxer, Socks look around the crowd only to see Scarf and Kanzashi sitting in the front row, wearing formal outfit.
The twins wave at him. Socks smile happily before nudging Stocking. Once he got her attention, he tilts his head making her look where the twins are. She gasps before waving, happy to see them here.
"Fantastic! Well then it comes with no surprise, this is also Miss Stocking's and Mister Socks' first movie as well." Stocking smiles when she heard Scarf whistled.
"Thank you. Doing this film with my sister and my friends have been amazing-"
Before she can continued, Panty had push her away, knocking her into Socks "actually funny story." Wait what? Socks raised an eyebrow "Stocking and Socks started out as our co-stars. Charity or what not." Huh? "Then we realize they didn't fit the theme we were going for." Panty look at Boxer "isn't that right, Boxer?"
"Yeah you see we wanted bright and shining glamour and all they brought was dark and moody Goth." Scarf look at his sister who shares the same expression, wondering what the hell is going on. Meanwhile the two Goths can only stare in confusion.
"So Boxer and I did all of you a little favor, and made ourselves the only star." Panty raise her arms "I know you guys prefer it that way and since you mean so much to me, I made sure you got what you wanted." The audience cheers except the twins who can only frown at Panty and Boxer. Kanzashi glance at the other angels. She poke her brother and point at them which Scarf follow before he spoke.
"Oh shit." Standing behind Panty is two pissed off angels.
"And mad prop should be given to our talents at cg stuff. We took the time to go back and delete every scene Stocking and Socks was in." Unbeknownst to anyone excluding the twins, their sibling crept away "now you don't have to gag while watching your face. That's just the first fantastic thing about this movie; you guys are going to love it." The audience cheers as Scarf and Kanzashi nodded before slipping on the stage without the guards noticing and going behind the curtains. They ran after their friends, seeing them up ahead.
"Mister Socks, Miss Stocking." While Stocking kept walking, Socks stop and turn. Once they had catch up, Socks growls.
"Don't start."
"I'm not going to defend them." Socks relax just a bit "they shouldn't do that to you. You both deserve to be in that movie as much as they do. If it wasn't for your hard work, this movie would've never been made." Scarf said "it's not right and I don't understand why."
"Because they're stupid constipation and they're only thinking between their legs." They turn to see Stocking stomping towards them. Anger and hatred in her eyes "they only care about themselves or what they think is good in their eyes or whatever the fuck they want." She clenches her fist "those whores don't give a fuck so I say fuck them." With that said, Stocking left with Socks right behind her.
"Wait a minute-"
Kanzashi grabs his shoulder, stopping him. She shook her head, telling him to leave it. He sighs, feeling bad but then something caught his eye. On the floor is Honekoneko, laying flat with one of its arm rip off. Frowning sadly, he walked over and picks up the cat along with its arm "hey sis." He turns around, holding out the doll "can you fix this?"
"Yeah I did it. I was able to finish the job." Black*Star said sitting on the roof building. He looks at the sky, ignoring the noise around him "it wasn't that hard. Sure it was kind of difficult but other than that, it was a piece of cake." He grins "plus the sound they made was hilarious." It was quiet for a moment before he spoke "no, no one saw me. I would've know if they did." He sighs "you know I'm careful." He looks down at his hand "I know I know but don't worry no one will ever know." He smiles "anyway see you back at home, later." After hanging up, he sighs then chuckles "she's such a mom." Looking down at his hand, he grins before tossing up a few coins in his hand before catching them "that was fun. I'll give these to the twins tomorrow."
Black*Star began to walk as he scroll on his phone, looking for videos to watch. One video caught his eye making him raised an eyebrow "huh? What's this?" Feeling curious, he clicked the video and pressed play. Few seconds later, a blush covered his face as he stares at the video. With wide eyes, he took a deep breath and yelled.
"WHAT THE FUCK?"
Meanwhile in a dark room, Briefs is sitting in front of the computer "Panty? For real?" He gulps as the video is loading. The title 'Big Present 4U. Guys' was shown before the video starts.
"Oh give it to me, Daddy. Make me work for it." Briefs gulps, blushing as moan filled his room. He shakily reach out to the box of tissues and without a second thought, grab one.
AC: Seriously this took long but I'm glad how it turns out.
Dusk: Btw are you planning on making new stories?
AC: Yep but after I finish at least couple of my recent stories.
Dusk: Okay no rush.
AC: I know *look at readers* anyway thanks for reading, leave a review and I'll see you next time bye.
Dusk & Eclipse: Bye