A/N I don't own Harry Potter
Molly Weasley grinned at Lockhart her new boyfriend, a present from Dumbledore. She began to makeout with him. Lockhart scream was deafening. There were no remains to be found.
After Ronald's death she had to get back to seven kids and Dumbledore's condition prevented him from being a dad so she had Dumbledore get Lockhart for her. A potion allowed for her new son to be born a week after conception. Molly had to have him take the original Ronald's spot immediately so she had to use dark magic.
"Now grow" she said pointing her stubby ring fingers at her new son who immediately aged to Harry's age with a puff of smoke. " Rise Ronald Jr. and do my bidding" she cackled with a mouth full of tuna salad.
Harry was confused when a new Ronald Weasley with blonde hair was assigned as his academic buddy by Dumbledore.
"He will escort you everywhere" said Dumbledore with a gong like slap to his great tweed stomach.
Harry dismissed himself to the rage of the headmaster. " Don't you turn your back to me" Dumbledore shrieked. " I knew you being sorted into Hufflepuff was a sign of the darkness within you boy AVADA KEDAVRA " Dumbledore roared.
Harry dodged the spell and fled hoping to go to the Hufflepuff common room.
Just as he left Molly emerged from the shadows behind Dumbledore's curtains.
"Don't let him get away you great oaf" Dumbledore wheezed maniacally. Molly took off with a rolling pin in both hands ready to set Harry right for the light.