Chapter 20

"I am not a prostitute." a beautiful blonde Veela said when she heard a knock at the door of the room she was renting.

"Neither am I, contrary to popular opinion." Harry responded. Curious, she opened the door and was shocked to see Harry Potter and an adorable cat boy smiling at her.

"My name is.." Harry started but was interrupted.

"I know who you are... Emperor Hadrian." She said with a grin.

"That isn't even my name!" Harry whined. Schrodginer giggled.

"Please for the love of God call me Harry. This here is my little brother Schrodinger." Harry said.

"I am Alyssa Wilson, call me Allie. I didn't know you had a brother." She said, inviting them in. Harry looked fondly at Schrodinger.

"Family is more than shared ancestry." Harry said, sitting at the modest table in the center of the room.

"So to what do I owe the pleasure?" Allie asked.

"My friend Luna told me you were here. I was hoping to ask if you or any of your sisters within the Fininish Veela colony had seen any airships flying near Finland." Harry asked. Allie's expression darkened.

"No, but I know who you are talking about. Millennium, those horrible nazi pigs. We haven't seen any airships but there have been reports of people skulking around in the wilderness wearing SS uniforms. Last I heard they were seen near Enonkoski, near the Russian border." Allie said. Harry grimaced.

"Then they're probably recruiting in Russia." Harry said.

"You're still pursuing them?" Allie asked. Harry nodded

"They attacked London, and that I will not let stand, but more so they hurt my friends." Harry said.

"I will ask around when I return to Finland, while we hope to return to England soon, we have made many friends there." Allie said.

"I can't thank you enough. Here, take this." Harry said, handing her one of his magical cell phones. She raised an eyebrow.

"You know, Veela usually don't need makeup." Allie said. Harry chuckled.

"Here, let me show you." Harry took her compact and wrote 'Integra' on the makeup pad, suddenly they saw Integra yelling at someone else.

"I don't care if it's for Prince Phillip them I am not paying for more viagra, Alucard!" Integra yelled.

"Hi Boss!" Harry said, laughing. Integra looked down at the mirror, mortified.

"Please tell me you didn't just hear that." Integra said.

"Not only did I hear that but so did our new Veela friend and Schrodinger." Harry said

"Harry, what's viagra?" Schrodinger asked.

"I'll tell you when you're older." Harry said.

"Oh, ok." Schrodinger said.

"I'm kidding, viagra is a medicine that helps men get erections." Harry said

"HARRY JESUS CHRIST!" Integra shouted

"It's Harry Potter-Victoria, Boss. Jeeze you sign my paychecks, you should know that." Harry said.

"We'll discuss this when you return, you bastard. Hello, Ms?" Integra asked.

"Alyssa Wilson, call me Allie." Allie said, still giggling.

"I'm Integra Hellsing, leader of the Hellsing Organization. We're coordinating a response to Millennium and would greatly appreciate any information you can provide." Integra said.

"Our wise and noble God Emperor has already informed me and I have agreed. I have several friends all over Finland that will let me know if they see anything." Allie said.

"Thank you, allie. The God Emperor over there will teach you to use it. If you'll excuse me I have a vampire to eviscerate." Integra said.

"Ooh that sounds hot!" Alucard said out of the frame.

"I'LL STUFF YOU BACK IN THE BASEMENT!" Integra said before Harry closed the mirror.

"We like to have fun." Harry said with a grin. They chatted for a bit, Allie was impressed that neither Harry nor Schrodinger were affected by her allure, and she had absolutely fallen in love with the polite cat boy. Before they left she invited them to visit the colony either in Finland or England when and if they returned. Harry offered her his solemn promise to guarantee the rights of all Veela within the bounds of his domain.

Afterwards they decided to visit Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes, however a very unwelcome person crossed their paths on the way, and Schrodinger caught on to Harry's anxiety immediately. Harry took his hand and rushed past the woman as quickly as he could before stopping at a bench and catching his breath.

"Harry what's wrong?" Schrodinger asked.

"That woman is named Arabella Figg. Do you remember Dumbledore and how he made me live with my family?" Harry asked. Schrodinger scowled, but nodded.

"He paid that woman my money to 'keep an eye on me.' I begged her so many times to help me and she did nothing. She even watched me when my relatives were away, she saw my injuries and did nothing." Harry said, his composure slipping. Schrodinger took Harry in his arms until he was able to calm down.

"I'm sorry Schrodinger. Thanks for helping me." Harry said.

"It's ok, we help each other, ja?" Schrodinger said with a grin.

"I couldn't ask for a better brother." Harry said.

They made their way to the Weasleys' and were surprised to see Percy and Penelope Clearwater there visiting. Fred and George prostrated themselves before him, groveling at his feet, which resulted in the two being held under a wandless tickling charm until they begged for mercy.

"Schrodinger, this is Percy, Fred and George's older brother, and his... fiancee?" Harry asked, continuing at Percy's nod and Penelope's smile and raised ring finger.

"Fiancee, Penelope Clearwater. Congratulations, by the way." Harry finished.

"It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Mr. Weasley, Ms. Clearwater." Schrodinger said with a bow.

"Wow, such manners, Harry you could learn a thing or two. The pleasure is ours, Schrodinger please call us Percy and Penelope." Percy said. Schrodinger smiled.

"Wanna go poke around while we talk about boring crap?" Harry said. Schrodinger nodded happily.

"Remember, First floor only!" Harry said.

"So I hear congratulations are in order for two upcoming events." Percy said, shaking Harry's hand.

"Thanks! I'm looking forward to both." Harry said.

"Have you come up with date for the wedding and a name for the baby?" Penelope asked.

"Seras had a wonderful idea. We're going for a Halloween wedding. She wanted me to have a reason to look forward to it instead of dreading it. It's going to be a costume party!" Harry said with a grin.

"That's wonderful!"

"As for the baby, that's Integra's call. I keep calling Ron and Hermione's babies Harry Jr. and Harry Jr 2: The reckoning, and I keep threatening to call Integra's baby Harry Jr 3:Harry's revenge." Harry explained.

"The way I hear it mate, its not just 'integra's baby." Fred interjected.

"I don't follow." Percy said.

"Harry provided the um... 'genetic component' but he's also helping Integra through the pregnancy and insists on being there for the birth as well as helping her raise them." George said, looking at Harry with pride.

"Wow, you're really stepping up, Harry." Penelope said. Harry blushed and scratched the back of his neck.

"I mean why wouldn't I? I just hope I'm not a shitty dad." Harry said. Fred rolled his eyes.

"Mate, you do great with Schrodinger, and he's not even yours biologically." Fred said.

"Well yeah but I mean, well it's Schrodinger. He's awesome." Harry said smiling fondly at the boy who was smiling and pretending he didn't hear them.

"So, any unpleasant news?" George asked. Harry shook his head.

"Yeah. Schrodinger and I just met with a Veela who currently lives in a Finnish Veela colony, but they're planning on moving back to England. They have friends in Finland who are going to keep an eye out. One of them spotted people wearing SS uniforms, skulking around the woods in a town near the Russian border." Harry said.

"So Russia then. That makes it tougher." Percy said.

"Not necessarily. I've already had three communities in the western part of Russia reaching out to see about creating diplomatic and economic ties. Russians have long memories and no love for nazis." Harry said

"Good point. So, what's it like being engaged to a vampire?" Percy said.

"It's.. God I can't even put it into words. Seras is just everything to me. She's beautiful, and smart, and really amazingly strong, and she tolerates my bullshit most of the time." Harry said with a goofy smile.

"And she's one of the few of his friends who hasn't tried to kill him." George said.

"Do I want to know?" Percy asked.

"It's a bit of a joke. Dobby tried to kill me and then became my friend, Father Anderson is a member of Iscariot who are sworn enemies of Hellsing and he tried to kill me when we met, Yumie, one of his colleagues tried to kill me twice, Alucard has tried killing me a number of times. He once shot me in the chest because I turned his head into an ass." Harry said with a grin.

"Ok, stop. That needs explanation." Fred demanded.

"You ever seen' Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula?" Harry asked. Penelope burst out laughing, getting it immediately.

"She gets it!." Harry explained pointing at Penelope.

"In the movie he has this ridiculous hairdo, I'll show you later." Penelope said, almost laughing too hard to talk.

"Harry can I get this please?" Schrodinger asked, holding a little plastic ball in his hand.

"What does it do?" Harry asked. Schrodigner grinned and bounced it off the ball, and suddenly it projected colorful lights all over the room that cycled through the rainbow.

"That's neat! Guys you're really outdoing yourselves. Sure thing Schrodinger." Harry said, fishing in his pockets for some coins but Fred and George stopped him.

"Mate you have literally thousands of Galleons in unclaimed dividends, we'll put it on your tab." George said.

"Put that towards our extra-cirricular projects." Harry said.

"You think there's still a need?" George asked. Harry nodded.

"I just dismantled the government and rebuilt it from scratch. One of our neighbors might smell blood in the water and decide to try something stupid. I want our defense forces protected and well equipped." Harry said.

"What's this about, George?" Percy asked.

"Harry contracted us before the battle of London to work on defensive items. You know the shield caps and poison detecting rings we all got? Harry paid for those and we produced them." George said.

"Amazing!" Percy said, staring dumbfounded at his brothers.

"We have a lot of other ideas we'd scrapped after the battle. Dragon hide armor is among the best when it comes to spellfire but it's insanely expensive, and Hellsing uses body armor made out of synthetic materials. We've got a few prototypes that have some spell resistance, but also durability and featherweight charms as well as expanded pockets." Fred said

"Enchanting muggle artifacts is illegal." Percy said.

"Not any more it isn't." Harry said with a grin.

"It's international law... It's against the ICW conventions." Percy argued.

"Well, teeeeechnically... we're not members of the ICW." Harry said.

"What?!" Percy said incredulously.

"British membership to the ICW was negotiated and ratified by the Ministry of Magic, which no longer exists. I have not yet approached the ICW for membership status." Harry said.

"Are you going to?" Percy asked.

"I don't really know yet. They will probably look to re-enact our previous agreement, which I most certainly will not do." Harry said.

"What do you want to change?" Fred asked.

"The Ministry had purchased several exemptions from corrupt ICW officials when renewing our membership in 1835. Why do you think people get away with abusing house elves and treating Veela like objects? Did you know in France refusing a job applicant based on blood status is an automatic 10,000 galleon fine?" Harry asked. They all looked at him gobsmacked.

"If we rejoin, I am going to clamp down hard on future administrations. Basically I will make our membership contingent on our adherence to my first proclamation, and waive renegotiation rights until after 100 years. The ICW is far more progressive than the Ministry was, but they're far from perfect and not only am I planning on protecting us from ourselves, but from them as well. " Harry said.