-Kirby's new experience-

The Grand Smash Christmas tournament is in two months! Without her suck powers how can she even attend. She's going to be absolutely useless! She needs to find Paluntena right now. She struggled to walk, but she made it to Paluntena's door. She knocked, but no one answered. That's odd, maybe Paluntena is at the food court with her angels.

The aroma of food smelled heavenly. Kirby's stomach growled. It wouldn't hurt to eat right? She listened to her stomach and entered the food court. She saw her friends sitting, talking, and eating. She struggled her way to one of the vendors and ordered some food.

She glanced around and spotted an empty seat next to her friends Mario and Peach. She waved at them. Mario saw her and waved back. He noticed that her legs were shaking. Mario knew exactly what was wrong. He ran up to her and helped her walk to the table.

Kirby: "Hey, guys."

Peach stared at her in shock.

Mario: "Right, I forgot to tell you, Peach. This is Kirby." *Blushes*

Peach: "K-Kirby?!"

Kirby: "Yep. Oh! Have any of you seen Paluntena?"

Mario and Peach: "No, sorry."

Kirby: "Oh…"

Peach: "Paluntena did this to you?"

Kirby: "yeah, I'm not sure why. I wonder if I did anything to upset her."

Peach: "I'm sure you didn't. She likes to mess with people."

Kirby: "I guess…"

Peach: "Hey um, I have a quick question."

Kirby: "Hm?"

Peach: "Why are you wearing Villager's clothes?"

Kirby: *Blushes* "Oh! I didn't mean to steal it. I uh…"

Mario: "She was at the party and when Paluntena turned her into a girl, she was-a naked."

Peach: "Phew, I thought…"

Kirby: "Thought what?" *Tilts head*

Mario: "Um, hey, Peach, maybe you could lend Kirby some of your clothes."

Peach: "That's a good idea. Kirby, come with me."

Kirby: "Right now?"

Peach: "Yes."

Kirby: "Oh, wait I'm not done eating. I'm not used to having a small mouth."

Peach: "My apologies. Let's go when you're done."

Kirby ate for the next 5 minutes. She started getting full, which is odd. She never felt full before. This is something she never experienced. Her stomach started to hurt. She didn't even come close to finishing her food.

Kirby: "Guys, something is wrong with me."

Mario: "What is it?"

Kirby: "My stomach… It hurts?"

Peach: "Oh, Kirby that means you're full. You need to stop eating."

Kirby: "Stop, eating?"

Peach: "Yes, otherwise you'll hurt yourself."

Kirby couldn't believe it. Stop eating? She was always hungry. What are humans? She never understood why they stopped eating. This body is so limiting. She wanted to keep eating, but the pain was excruciating. She tried getting up, but she sat back down due to the pain getting worse.

Mario: "I can uh, pick you up."

Peach: "Mario!"

Mario: "What, she can't walk."

Peach: "Fine. Take her to my room."

Mario scooped Kirby up. She couldn't help but feel embarrassed. He took her to Peach's room and rested her on the bed. Peach told Mario to get out because they're about to have girl time. Kirby needed a minute to rest, but when she was done. Peach explained to her how to be lady-like. She also taught her how to put on clothes. She gave her a bra, underwear, and a simple pink dress. These were Peach's old clothes that she wore when she was a teenager. It surprisingly fit Kirby. They hung out for a little bit, but she was on a mission. She needs to find Paluntena.

"Sorry Peach, thank you for everything, but I have to go," Kirby said walking out the door.

"No worries, goodbye," Peach waved her off.

Kirby tried looking for Paluntena, but she still had trouble walking. These legs are so complicated. She used the wall to guide her around the halls.

She took another step and tripped. This is frustrating. She sat there for a bit to catch her breath. Fortunately Pit caught her on the floor and helped her up.

"Oh, wow it really is you," Pit said.

"Thank you, Pit."

"No problem."

"Oh, Pit! Have you seen Paluntena?"

"Oh no… That's right.. She uh, left."

"She left?"

"She left for vacation this morning."

"What, why?"

"She won the last big tournament. The Hands invited her to go on vacation."

"The hands are gone too?"

"Yeah, they always leave with the champion. You know this."

"But, I need her to change me back."

"I can't believe she forgot you."

"Oh no, now what?"

"I mean… It's not the worst…"

"What?"

"I mean, you get to experience being a human." *Blushes*

"I don't have my powers!"

"Oh… Yeah that's a problem."

"What am I going to do…"

"I would talk to her telepathically, but she turned it off. She didn't want me annoying her."

"Aww man."

"I'm sorry, Kirby."

"It's ok, I'll figure it out."

"If you need my help at all I'm here."

"Thanks. I think I'll be ok."

Pit wanted to hug her, but he got intimidated. She's the hottest girl he's ever seen. This is Kirby! He shouldn't be looking at her like that. Geez, he needs to get his act together. He hugged Kirby anyway and ran off. That was weird, Kirby thought. She watched him leave from her sight.

Kirby sighed. What if she can't turn back by the time the next season starts. She'll be useless and lose for sure, or worse, she'll be kicked out of the roster! She's been there since the beginning, there's no way she'll be kicked out, right? RIGHT? The anxiety really started to kick in.

Kirby paced back and forth in her room. She looked at the roster to see if anyone besides Paluntena could change her back. She fought everyone at least twice in the roster, and no one had power like Paluntena. Maybe someone from the assist trophy roster could change her back? Ugh, this is hopeless! She decided to leave her room and go on a walk. If she meets someone along the way, she'll ask for help. That is the best option for now.

As she was practicing walking, a cry was heard on the third floor in the mansion. Kirby decided to investigate. The cry was coming from the bar. She spotted Luigi sitting on the bar stool all alone.

"Luigi?" She sat next to him.

"WAAAAHHH!" Luigi jumped in his seat.

"H-hi, sorry I didn't mean to scare you."

"K-Kirby? Oh, that's-a right you're a girl now."

"I guess. Um, are you ok? You're crying."

"Oh, it's nothing, it's just-a Daisy."

"Is she hurt?"

"No, Kirby. It's-a worse. I love her so much, but sometimes she make-a me feel so small."

"You're not small." *Pats Luigi's back*

"No, it's different."

"How so?"

"It's a bit embarrassing."

"That's ok you don't have to-

"Oh fuck it, I'mma just gonna say it. I was about to take my green pipe down to her underground level, and in the middle she stopped me. I asked her what's-a wrong, and well, she was-a more than honest with me."

"Underground level?"

"SHE SAID MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A SQUISHED GOOMBA!"

"What?"

"Oh, Kirby. I can't take it."

He buries his face on Kirby's chest crying. She didn't understand what was happening. What's a squished goomba. What's a dick? Whatever it is, Daisy hurt Luigi's feelings. The worst part is that she didn't know how to cheer him up. She looked around to see if anyone else was here to help, but there was no one but them and a waddle dee bartender.

"There, there," She continued to pat his back.

"Waaaahaa!" Luigi continued to cry.

"Hey uh, Waddle Dee, can you get a glass of water for him?"

The waddle dee gave him a glass. She held it to Luigi's hand. He drank it and continued to hold her. She didn't know what else to do. She decided to wait for him to calm down. After a while of him sobbing on her new dress, he finally was able to calm down. She stood up and tried walking away. She struggled keeping her balance.

"Wait, where are you going?" Luigi put a hand on her shoulder.

"I'm going back to my room."

"No, don't leave me."

"You want me to stay?"

"Yes, please don't leave me."

"Ok."

"Oh Kirby, you are-a so kind. I just.. I wish Daisy would…"

"Don't worry, Luigi, I'm here for you." She gave him a sincere smile and held onto his hand.

Kirby felt bad. She didn't like how Daisy treated her friend. Luigi has always been a kind lad. Always gave her flowers and held the door for her like a true gentleman. Comforting the kind man was the least Kirby could do right now.

"Kirby…" he stared at the pinkette with hunger in his eyes. She's so beautiful, so caring, so perfect. He wasn't used to being around a small woman. The rest of the women such as Daisy, Peach, and Zelda were always taller than him. He didn't want to admit it, but sometimes it could be intimidating. However, this woman right in front of him was smaller, about 5'0 exact. She is so cute and fragile. "I'm-a sorry, Kirby, I shouldn't-a do this, but I can't help it," he grabbed Kirby's face and smashed his lips into hers.

Kirby stood there in utter shock. She didn't know what to do! Luigi was KISSING HER! He held her tight. She continued to stand stiff. This is fine, right? She started to feel funny, honestly something magical. She gently pushed Luigi off of her.

A glow surrounded her and she transformed into Luigi Kirby! She had his cap and a green shirt with short overalls. Her hair is still long, but the pink has faded into light brown. She looked at her new gloved hands. She formed a green fire sitting on her hands.

"W-what happened?!" She stared at Luigi in shock.

"K-Kirby! Y-you still have-a your powers!" Luigi jumped back.

She couldn't believe it! She still had her powers, but the method of getting it was… different. Who cares though! She still had her powers! This means she still has a chance of at least attending the tournament next week. A big smile tugged at her lips.

"Luigi, this is great news! I can still compete! I'm not useless!" She cheered.

Luigi just stared at her in awe.

"Luigi?" She shook him.

"I uh, I just cheated on-a Daisy," he then fainted on the floor.