-Kirby's new experience-

Mario had a hard time collecting his thoughts. Peach came over to hang out with him in his room. She tried to swoon him, but for some reason, he could not get into it. She became frustrated and eventually gave up. He tried to explain that he just wasn't feeling it, which she sighed and gave him a warm smile.

She understood that sometimes it do be like this. She noticed the distress on his face, and told him that she'll let him be for the night. She wanted him to clear his head. Something was troubling him, and she figured he wanted to be alone this time. He waved her off and sat back down on his bed.

It's obviously Kirby. He couldn't stop thinking about her. Her pink long fluffy hair, her starlit blue eyes, soft pink lips, delicate hands, sweet cheeks, and that curvy figure. She's also smaller than him, which is new. He loves tall women, but he's never been with a human woman smaller than him before. He's always been with Peach and no one else, but her in over a decade. She's hot and all, but Kirby was just cuter and exciting.

He needed to see her again. It wouldn't hurt to talk to her right? Nothing is going to happen between the two, he just wanted to see how she is doing.

Mario knocked on the pinkette's door. To his surprise, she answered. "Mario?" She yawned. She must've been asleep. It is late at night, so no surprise there. "I'm-a sorry, Kirby, I just uh… Wanted some advice," he scratched the back of his head. "Sure come in."

Mario stepped inside the room. It was magical. Stars everywhere. Man, Kirby must really love stars. That's kind of her whole thing, huh. He sat on a star cushion on the floor in the middle of the living room. Kirby filled up a glass of water and set it on the coffee table in front of him. "Oh thanks-a Kirby," he grabbed the cup and took a sip. She sat across from him at the coffee table. "So uh, what's on your mind," she yawned, but gave him a sweet smile. His heart started to race. This is just too cute! He needed to control himself. He has a girlfriend after all.

"I've had too much-a on my mind-a. I just wanted-a to see you," he explained to Kirby.

"Thanks, but why?"

"I'm not-a sure. I just felt lonely I guess."

"Well, we can talk about anything you want~"

"I just-a well, how have you been-a feeling?"

"I'm feeling better! I found out yesterday that I still have some of my powers!"

"Wha?"

"I found out when Luigi kissed me last night!"

"LUIGI WHAT!"

"Huh, is it something I said?"

"My brotha kissed you?!"

"Y-yeah, it was a little weird. I'm not sure he was in his right mind, so I just let him. I didn't want to hurt his feelings."

Mario stood up. He couldn't believe his brother took advantage of Kirby. What's worse is that he has a girlfriend already! No, this was not acceptable. Sure, he thought what it would be like to kiss Kirby, but he didn't plan on actually doing it. He needed to have a word with his brother.

"Mario, are you okay?" Kirby gave him a concerned look.

"Kirby, he took-a advantage of you," he balled up his fists.

Kirby stared at the ground. "He was hurt."

"Kirby… What do you mean you still have your powers?"

"When I kiss someone I get my copy ability back."

This isn't cheating Mario thought in his head. He is simply just trying to understand what Kirby is talking about.

"So… if you-a kissed me, would you…" He trailed off. He felt bad. It's not cheating, right? He just wanted to see if it actually worked.

"I would turn into Mario Kirby I think."

"Did you want to… try?"

"Huh?"

"I mean what if it only worked on-a Luigi? You would never-a know."

"T-that's true. I guess it wouldn't hurt, right?"

Mario moved his face closer to her. They were inches apart. He could feel her breath. He couldn't help it any longer. He gently pressed his lips against hers. The kiss felt amazing, but it didn't last long.

She gently pushed him back. A golden glow surrounded her whole body. It was so bright that he had to close his eyes. After a couple seconds, he opened them to see Mario Kirby! She wore his hat with a red shirt and short overalls. Her hair was long with light brown hair and at the end of her hair was dipped in rose gold; a beautiful ombre. She was absolutely stunning.

"Holy shit!"

"See I told ya~"

Mario couldn't help but blush. She was so cute, but hey! He had a cuter girlfriend, so he shouldn't be too excited. Nope, not excited at all. Definitely not excited. Yep, Peach is cuter anyway. Definitely cuter. He's definitely not making excuses right now.

Kirby continued to smile and show off her fire powers to him. He started to think dirty thoughts. He shouldn't but he couldn't help it. She's so attractive and innocent. It was such a turn on.

"Mario? Are you ok?" Kirby tilted her head in confusion.

"Yes. Thanks for cheering me up-a. I'm going to go to sleep now."

"Anytime~"

Kirby watched Mario go. She released her power by flicking her hair. A yellow glow followed her hand movement and a star was formed. She returned to her original human state. The star bounced around her room and shortly after, disappeared.

She was happy to know that not only did it work on Luigi, but also on Mario. This means it had to work on everyone. The only problem was, she needed to get her opponents to kiss her, but how?

She didn't know if she had her friendship heart power (star allies) anymore. That was one way to charm her opponents. She had to try. She tried thinking about that power really hard, but no heart had appeared. This was useless. How can she win the tournament without a guaranteed kiss. She needed their powers to even fight back.

She was so useless in this form. She needed help once more. Tomorrow she'll ask if anyone could train her how to fight. She needed to rely on other skills besides her weird kiss powers.

The next morning~~

Peach, Daisy, Zelda, and Solid Snake were chillin' at the beach sipping on some pina coladas. Peach, Daisy, and Zelda were wearing bikinis. Snake was wearing bright pink swim shorts and a blue Hawaiian shirt. Yes it wasn't buttoned up all the way, and yes he had a hairy chest. Their boyfriends didn't mind Snake because all this man cared about sippin' pina coladas and kicking ass.

"Holy shit, Dasiy I have news for you," Snake said.

"Hm?" She raised a brow.

"I totally saw Luigi kissing this pink haired skank at the bar."

"What're you talking about?!"

"I mean, honestly that bitch was pretty hot."

She grabbed his shirt glaring at him with flames in her eyes. "WHAT. ARE. YOU. TALKING. ABOUT?!"

Whoa, Daisy, calm down, I'm telling you what I saw."

"L-Luigi would never cheat on me! S-sure I said a couple mean things two nights ago, b-but he wouldn't actually do that," tears started to form in her eyes.

"Mean things?" Snake raised a brow.

"I did say his dick looked like a squashed goomba."

"YOOO WTF!"

"Hey knock it off! I was frustrated. I wish he would do something different in bed ya know. It's always the same."

"Girl, you do not say that shit to your mans and expect that guy to stay loyal."

"I mean, I didn't mean it…"

"Did you tell him that?"

"Well, I haven't seen him since that night."

"Ok well I don't blame him anymore."

"What the fuck, Snake!"

"Spitting facts, girly."

"Ugh, whatever! I shouldn't have to deal with your sass. I'm the victim here."

Peach felt uneasy. Luigi and Kirby? That's insane! Kirby would never. Then again, when she was a puffball, she just kind of went with the flow. Oh no, did Kirby let Luigi do whatever to her? There's no way Kirby would've been at fault. She's too innocent for that. Did Luigi took advantage of her innocence? No, who is she kidding. This is Luigi! He's a loyal man. He's too sweet to ever do anything like that.

Peach put a hand on Daisy's shoulder. "Trust me, Luigi would never. He was probably drunk and needed help from this girl to get back to his room." Daisy slapped Peach's hand off of her shoulder. "I'm going to talk to him." With that, Daisy got up and left. Peach and Snake shrugged their shoulders at each other. "I hope Luigi didn't do anything stupid," Snake said. "I'm sure he didn't," Peach reassured.

…

-Luigi's drama-

Luigi was fucked. He had to tell Daisy what he did. He fucked up. He cheated. He needed to own up to it. He heard a banging on his door. Oh shit, here we go. He opened it, to see an angry Daisy staring into his soul ready to snatch it up, eat it, puke it out, step on it, then burn it with a flamethrower she conveniently had. She pushed herself inside the room and stomped at the floor. "LUIGI YOU GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!" She bellowed.

"Oh shit-a here we go."

"DID YOU CHEAT ON ME?!"

"I-I… no."

"THEN WHY DID SNAKE SAID HE SAW YOU WITH A GIRL TWO NIGHTS AGO?!"

"She was-a helping me. I was-a drunk."

"And nothing happened?"

"No! W-we just-a talked."

"You're not lying to me, are you?"

"I would-a neva cheat on you, my princess."

"Oh Luigi, I'm sorry."

She grabbed him tight, tears filling her eyes. She really thought he cheated on her. "I'm sorry for what I said before. It was wrong of me."

It really hit Luigi. The guilt. He had just lied to her. It was just a kiss, but that's still cheating at the end of the day. He didn't know why, but he just couldn't bring himself to tell her the truth.

He knew she would break up with him on the spot. He didn't want to lose her. He loved her, even though thoughts of Kirby would corrupt his mind. Kirby was just some girl that happened to be there when he was feeling down. She meant nothing. Also because this was Kirby! Kirby the pink puffball. He had to remember who Kirby was before.

This new girl is his friend deep inside. Nothing romantic should ever come between them. He'll tell Daisy one day, but today was not the day. She is too emotional at the moment, and honestly so was he. The two hugged and spent the rest of the day together.

Mario was about to knock on Luigi's door, but he heard voices inside. It was Daisy. The two of them argued for a bit. He was about to leave, but he heard the magical words. "I would-a neva cheat on you, my princess." Luigi had lied to Daisy. He straight up lied. He thought of ramming the door open and telling Daisy the truth, but the guilt started to pound in his brain. At the end of the day, he too kissed Kirby.