-Boxer in love-

Kirby meandered along the halls. She thought maybe going to the training area would be a good idea because, well she could probably find a training buddy.

She entered the training hall, and browsed through the doors. Boxing, sword play, archery, magic, utility, Pokemon, street fighting, dojo, etc. Which one should she pick?

For the most part, she's nothing but a basic human. Boxing seemed to be the most realistic. She happily opened the door. She saw punching bags, gloves, a mock boxing ring, weights, etc.

Kirby felt a touch on her shoulder. She turned around to see Little Mac. "Ah! You scared me," she laughed it off. "Hey uh, new girl. Are you lost?" He gave her a cheeky smile.

"New girl?"

"Yeah, are you a new assist trophy or somethin'?"

"Y-you don't recognize me?"

"Uh, I'm no good at remembering faces."

"Little Mac it's me, Kirby."

"Hahaha, yeah that guy is crazy strong. I have a feeling he's holding back every time he fights though. Wait, how do you know him?"

"No, I am-

"Anyway, whatcha doin' here? This place is for boxers."

"Oh, actually that's why I'm here. I want to be one."

"Say what now."

"Please!"

"Hell yeah, hot girl! Anyone interested in boxing is a friend in my book!"

"Thank you!"

"Now, we need to go down to the basics. Also we need to get you a tank top and some sweatpants."

…

-The Hero of Time-

Link didn't say a thing. He has not told anyone, not even Zelda about what happened at Villager's party. He wondered if anyone in the party had spread the word already. The fact that Paluntena turned Kirby into a hot human woman.

Zelda is coming over today, and currently he's thinking about telling Zelda. He doubts she'll believe him, he'll sound crazy. Honestly, it's fine. Kirby has her own battles to face. Hopefully she can go back to her puffball form, because he had no idea how Kirby is even going to compete next week.

Zelda knocked on Link's door. He let her in. "Oh I have news for you," she sang.

"News?" he questioned.

"Omg yes, so I was with the girls and Snake of course, and Snake said the craziest thing to Daisy."

"What did he say?"

"Snake apparently saw Luigi and this new girl with pink hair together. Daisy totally lost it!"

"W-w-wait, a girl with pink hair?"

"Yeah, weird right? I don't know anyone with pink hair. I wonder if she's new."

"W-was she short?"

"Um, I don't know I wasn't there. Wait, why are you asking me that?"

"Um, nothing."

"Link what's going on?"

"Nothing. It's nothing."

The room started to feel heavy. Zelda was getting intense. He should just tell her, it's better than lying. Also, with the way it's sounding, she probably thinks he's cheating.

Kirby was hot, like really hot, but he already had a girlfriend. There's no way that he'll cheat on his precious graceful magical angelic beautiful girlfriend. He just needs to tell her the truth no matter how ridiculous it sounded.

"Zelda I… When I was at the party…"

"What."

"So you know Paluntena, right?"

"I thought you said there were no girls over."

"And you're correct. However, she just appeared uninvited and-

"And what."

"And she turned uh, you know Kirby?"

"Of course I know Kirby, what about him?!" The frustration in her voice is real.

"She turned Kirby into a woman."

Zelda fell silent. A couple seconds go by, and she starts laughing as Link expected.

"I'm serious," he frowned.

"Haha funny joke, Link."

"..."

"Well anyway, Daisy stormed out of there and my only guess is she went straight to Luigi."

Link couldn't believe what he heard. There's no way that Luigi and Kirby did anything right? This is just some sick rumor that Snake spat. It's got to be! Luigi and Kirby? NO WAY! There's just no way.

He thought about Luigi and Kirby doing… stuff. He couldn't help but start to feel jealous and he didn't know why. Why would he care if the two did anything that night, if it was even true. Yet, here he is, face getting hot and feeling angry.

Luigi probably took advantage of sweet Kirby. She's not the type to care about romance. He probably pressured her to. Wait, no this is Luigi. He's super sweet and loyal to Daisy. This had to be a fucking joke.

"Hey!" Zelda snapped her finger in front of his face.

"Oh sorry, I was lost in thought."

"Um, are you ok?"

"Y-yeah sorry, please go on my princess."

"Ok well anyway, Daisy admitted that she said some pretty mean things to Luigi, when they were going at it."

"What did she say?"

"That his dick looked like a squished goomba."

Link tried to hold it in. There's no way in hell she said that to him. That's hilarious. That poor guy.

"O-oh."

"Yeah, pretty awful, right? Snake said that the girl he saw was crazy hot and the poor guy seemed vulnerable."

"Crazy hot?"

"Yeah his words not mine. I have a feeling that, what if Snake's drama is true, then what if Luigi actually did cheat? I mean, what Daisy said was unforgivable. What if he needed this girl to feel confident again? I wouldn't blame you, if I said such words."

"Y-you wouldn't blame me?"

Link didn't know why, but he felt a little less guilty that a part of him did want to sleep with Kirby. He wouldn't, but the thought did come to his mind. It was a quick thought. He started to feel shameful. It's Kirby! Thinking about her had got to be the most degenerate fantasy he'd ever fantasized about.

"Nope, I wouldn't blame you, if I said something THAT hurtful," she grabbed his hand.

"You're so understanding," he smiled back at her.

Zelda started to feel uncomfortable. Why was he happy about that comment she made? It's almost like he felt guilty before this conversation. Why would he feel guilty? No, he wouldn't think about other girls besides her. He's probably just being weird.

"Yeah anyway, do you wanna oh I don't know, have some fun?" She winked, touching his thigh.

A part of him wanted to, but he also really wanted to leave and talk to Kirby about Luigi. It's probably because of the drama. It had to be. He never cared about the drama Zelda spilled, but he was drawn to this one. I guess it's because this one was a real shocker. Yeah, that's got to be it.

"Link!" Zelda snapped her fingers again.

"Oh, huh."

"What's gotten into you!"

"S-sorry, I uh, I have a headache."

"Seriously," she did not look convinced.

"Yeah, I'm sorry, not tonight."

He felt awful. He usually never declines her offer, but tonight wasn't the night. He just wanted to talk to Kirby. The drama was all he could think about. Did Luigi and Kirby sleep together? He had to know the truth. It bugged him so much, and the irritation was just getting worse by the second.

"W-why? Do I smell?" She looked away from him.

"No! I just… I have a headache."

"You didn't seem to have a headache when I was talking about this girl. In fact, you seemed quite interested when I brought her up."

Zelda is smart. She read him like a book. He knew that she knew that this new girl was on his mind. A headache, that's got to be the dumbest excuse. He shouldn't have gone with that.

"Listen Zelda, I know what you're thinking, and it's not that. I would never cheat on you. You're the only girl I love," Link cooed.

"Then why did you seem so interested when I brought up the pink haired girl?"

"Well, because she's Kirby."

"Not this again."

"That's why I was so interested. I'm telling you the truth, Zelda. Paluntena turned Kirby into a girl. In fact, I'm worried about Kirby. How is she going to fight next week? Kirby is my friend, and I hate what Paluntena did to my friend."

"This doesn't seem real."

"I would never lie to you. You can ask Villager and the other boys that were over. Trust me, I'm not lying."

"..."

"I've been stressed about it. You know I care about my friends. That's why I have a headache. I've been thinking too much. Please Zelda, you have to believe me."

"Ok, I do. It's just hard to believe. Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"You wouldn't have believed me. I was afraid you would get suspicious about this new girl, and you did. I didn't want you to feel insecure."

"Oh Link, I'm sorry. I know you wouldn't do that, it's just crazy. Kirby turning into a girl. I have to see it for myself."

"If you ever see this girl, ask her then. She'll tell you that she's Kirby, the pink puffball."

She let out a sigh and smiled at Link. He would never cheat, she knew that, however something kept nagging her. What if he falls for this new Kirby girl?

"We can still cuddle," Link motioned Zelda to hop on the bed with him. She undressed herself. She hopped on the bed with him, and grabbed the blanket from him. "Hey!" He laughed tugging it back to his side. "Teehee, you know I can't resist teasing you," she giggled. He kissed her on her forehead and turned off his lamp. He grabbed her and became the big spoon. She kissed his hand, and whispered sweet nothings.

…..

-Boxer in love-

Kirby needed water. She told Little Mac to pause the timer. She quickly went over to the water fountain and drank to her heart's content.

"You ok there, little miss," he asked.

"I am now."

"I think we should call it a night."

*huff huff* "Yeah okay. Thank you for everything! You are seriously the best."

Little Mac couldn't help, but feel his stomach in a knot. This chick is fucking hot. He wondered if she was going to come back again and train with him. Who is he kidding, this was probably just a one off thing.

"See you tomorrow, if that's ok," Kirby gave the boxer a cutesy smile.

"You want to keep training with me?"

"Of course! You're the best boxer in the world! I would be honored."

The butterflies inside Little Mac's stomach exploded. He needed to fucking ask her out on a date. Wait, but what if she didn't like his height? He's short. Girls don't like short guys. He took a good look at her. He's taller than her. Does this mean he's tall? Most girls in the smash mansion are freakishly tall. This girl however, is so cute and dainty yet still curvy. Since he's taller, that means he has a chance!

"Hey uh, tomorrow, did you wanna go out to eat maybe?" Little Mac went for it. He's balls deep now. No turning back!

"Absolutely! YES! I WOULD LOVE TO!" Kirby loved food too much to deny his offer.

"Omg, okay tomorrow at 8?"

"TOMORROW AT 8!"

What a great workout Kirby thought. Little Mac walked her back to her room, which was unnecessary but sweet of him. She poured herself a cup of water. Wow, so much water today. She gulped it down, and turned on her tv. She wasn't tired, she still felt the adrenaline of today's workout. Who knew boxing would be so much fun! She couldn't wait to train with Little Mac again.

Boxing, huh? Is this what it's like to have limited power? Training to become stronger, what a ride! She absolutely loved it! It was challenging, but gosh it was fun. She needed to ease her excitement. She sat on her bed and wrapped her comforter about her body. Drinking tea and watching some tv will definitely help calm her excitement. Ah yes, this is-

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Kirby groaned. Seriously? Again? Late at night knocking? Is this going to happen every night now? She reluctantly got out of bed, and opened the door. She looked up and saw… LINK?!