-Little Mac In Love-

Not today of all days. Samus just had to be there right when he was about to head to his room and get ready for his date. She stood up and gave him a nasty look.

"You have some nerve pushing me, Mac."

"Listen uh, Samus, can we not do this today. I have somethin' important to be right now."

"Oh don't worry, I'm leaving."

Little Mac sighed from relief. He didn't need to hear Samus's bitchin' today. When they broke up, it was nasty. There were lots of arguing and insults involved. He couldn't believe that she would break up with him just because of his height. Because of that, he had said some hurtful things to the blonde. He regretted that night. He wished he could start over and at least be friends with her, but the damage had been done.

A blue blur ran right past Little Mac. He almost fell again, but luckily he kept his balance. He turned around to see Sonic the hedgehog himself. Sonic stood next to Samus and gave her a worried look.

"Hey babe, what's up?"

"Ugh, nothing just ran into my ex."

"Hey don't worry about that babe. We're going to Kawasaki's grill tonight."

Little Mac couldn't believe his eyes. Is Samus serious right now? She's dating the 3'0 whatever midget the hedgehog. This was seriously fucked up. She dumped him for being short, but here she is dating someone shorter. He stomped his way over to the couple.

"Samus, are you fucking serious."

"What."

"You're dating Sonic?!"

"Yeah so what about it."

"He's shorter than me! I thought you hate short men."

"Well, I mean, it's Sonic. Everyone knows Sonic is cool as fuck."

It's true Little Mac admitted to himself. Sonic is indeed cool as fuck. However this is not okay. Sonic is a dick. All he cares about is himself. HE ON THE OTHER HAND, treated Samus like a queen. Sure, he can be stupid and mess things up at times, but Sonic? This is just insulting.

"Samus you're a bitch!"

"Hey what the fuck, Little Mac," Sonic stood between the two.

"Samus dumped me for the dumbest shit, and she's dating someone shorter than me! That doesn't make any sense. Samus is a dumb bitch!"

"Hey you wanna go, pal?" Sonic balled up his fists.

Little Mac didn't have time to fight. Also Sonic is strong as fuck. If they fight right now, he'll definitely miss his date tonight. He might end up in the smash ER too. Whatever, Sonic can have this ignorant blonde bitch. He had a hotter chick anyway. This Kirby girl is nicer and he didn't need his ex ruining the mood.

"Nah you can have her. I have a date to get ready for," Little Mac turned around and began walking off.

"What the fuck is your problem, Mac? I thought you were cool."

Hearing that Little Mac had a date ticked Samus off. Who would date that bastard? He's stupid, like really really stupid. He was probably bluffing anyway. There's no way that loser could possibly get a date, and if he did, she's uglier than her. Samus knew she was a catch, and Little Mac lost his chance being with a hot chick like her.

….

-Luigi's Drama-

Luigi felt like he was walking on eggshells. He really fucked up. Daisy had forgiven him, but what she said to him about his dick really hurt. She tried sleeping with him, but he couldn't get Luigi junior to wake up. She cried a lot in front of him. She became insecure about her body and had been wearing new clothes to try to get Luigi excited, but nothing worked.

There had been a crack in their relationship. He tried to think of ways to see her in the same light again, but he couldn't. Will they ever be the same again? This thought scared the green plumber. He needed to get drunk. He needed to cloud these thoughts before he spiraled.

Luigi went to the smash bar and ordered drink after drink. He wallowed in his despair, but right when he thought things couldn't get worse, it did. His brother sat next to him at the bar. He knows, doesn't he? Mario knows! Mario is most likely going to threaten him.

"Luigi," he whispered.

"Mario…" Luigi couldn't even look his brother in the eye.

"I know-a what you did."

"..."

"I'm very disappointed brother."

"I know."

"I know you lied to-a Daisy."

Luigi knew where this was going. Mario always got what he wanted. He always threatened Luigi no matter what chance he got. Luigi had it! If Mario wanted to play dirty, then he can play dirty too! He just needed to make up some bullshit.

"Mario, I know you also kissed-a Kirby."

"W-What! H-how did you-a know! I-I mean, what are you talking about?"
"Y-you actually kissed her?!"

"..."

This shocked Luigi. He was only bluffing. He wanted to get a rise out of Mario, but this… this is spicy. Luigi finally had the upper-hand for once. They both cheated on their girlfriends. They both had to be silent, and for once blackmail applied to both parties. Mario's silence spoke a thousand words, and what's worse is that he was sober when he kissed Kirby. Mario is the one who truly took advantage of the pinkette.

"Mario, I was-a drunk. However, you were fully sane. I know you were going to blackmail me. If you tell Daisy the truth, I'll tell Kirby to tell Peach that you did it while you were-a sober."

"Luigi you-

"Mario, why did you do it?"

"I have an excuse."

"There is no excuse. That counts as cheating."

Mario balled his fists and gritted his teeth. He was going to blackmail Luigi into forfeiting this season. Luigi had never won the Smash Christmas Grand Tournament. He always had something to spoil Luigi's reputation with. Luigi cheating on Daisy was going to be his juiciest threat yet, but Mario played it dumb. He messed it all up. He fell right into Luigi's hands, and now he was also stuck. He didn't want to lose Peach, so the only thing to do was to keep quiet. If they both kept quiet, then the drama would be locked away forever.

Wait a minute, Kirby is… Oh no, this isn't good. Kirby is ignorant. She told Mario about Luigi without hesitation. This meant that, if she opened her mouth, everyone in the smash mansion would know. This would ruin his reputation with his friends, fans, and family for sure. He and his brother would be shunned and hated. This cannot happen. For once, he needs Luigi's help. They were both walking on water now. The brothers needed to keep her quiet, even if it meant taking her down.

…..

-Boxer In Love-

Kirby took a shower and got dressed. She just put on the dress Peach gave her. She didn't have much clothes besides her athletic get up. Oh that's right! She still has Villager's clothes. She needs to return that. She was about to grab it, but she heard someone knocking on her door. That must be Little Mac! She opened the door to be greeted with Gentleman Tux Little Mac. He looked so neat and he smelled nice. Wow, she never saw Little Mac look professional.

"I love your look!" She smiled.

"Thanks! You don't look too bad yourself."

"Thank you."

"Well, are ya ready to go to Kawasaki's?"

"YES!"

The two walked to Kawasaki's smash restaurant and were greeted by a waddle dee wearing a bowtie. The Waddle Dee asked "Wanya?" Little Mac held up his two fingers. The Waddle Dee nodded and walked the two to their seats; a fine comfortable booth. The Waddle Dee then handed them their menus.
"Ah, I'll take spaghetti with soda," Little Mac ordered.

"I'll do the same," Kirby beamed.

The Waddle Dee nodded and took their menus.

The two talked about boxing and how exciting the next season is going to be. Kirby admitted to Little Mac that she didn't feel confident. He cheered her on with positive reinforcment. He noted that she needed more work on her combos, but besides that, she was ready to fight! She felt better when he reassured her of her new abilities, but honestly she missed being her old self. She missed her old body.

She shook her head. She can't go back to her old body. For now she needs to get used to this one. Being human isn't too bad. She is starting to understand more about how others feel and their struggles.

She was so used to just sucking abilities and being naturally good at them that honesty it was getting boring. She had to hold her powers back when fighting in the smash tournaments, but this time with her new form she can go all out! Even if she loses, at least for once she gave it her all.

Two hours go by and still no food. Little Mac was about to suggest that they leave, but they heard an explosion inside the kitchen. Kirby knew what was going on. Kawasaki is known to get overwhelmed when he's cooking. He is an old friend, and she wanted to help. She told Little Mac that she knows the cook, and she wanted to see if he's doing alright. He didn't want to be left alone, but then again he was hungry. He let her go and took out his cell phone to watch Smash Tocks.

….

-Kitchen Nightmares-

Kawasaki was not handling the pressure too well. He asked for help from a famous world chef named Gordon Ramsay. Gordon noticed that Kawasaki did not train his Waddle Dee chefs the basics when it came to cooking. The meat was constantly over done and the sauces were disgusting.

"KAWASAKI! GET OVER HERE!"
"Y-yes Chef Ramsay."

He pointed at the white sauce. "What the fuck is this?"
"It's white sauce."

"Why does it look fucking BROWN!"

"Um, uh…"

"WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!"

Simon raised his hand. "That would be me, chef."

"2 seconds," he motioned his hand.

Simon hesitantly walked over to Gordan Ramsay.

"Why the fuck is it brown?"

"Um, I might've burned it."

"HOW INCOMPETENT CAN YOU BE?! THIS IS THE FOURTH SAUCE WE HAD TO THROW AWAY!"

"W-well I mean, it's hard."

"You fight vampires for fucks sake, how is this difficult for you?"

"I just… I'm trying, but it's hard."

"Are you serious? I read your resume, it says that you have 5 years worth of sauce making."

"I might've over exaggerated…"

"Can you do something for me?"

"Yes, Chef?"

FUCK OFF!"

Simon put his head down and left the kitchen.

"Kawasaki is the goddamn spaghetti done yet?!"

"Um, yeah I'm just about to pour the jam on it."

"I'm sorry what."

"The j-jam."

"Jam in fucking spaghetti? Fuck me! WHO PUTS JAM IN FUCKING SPAGHETTI?!"

"W-well I thought-

"YOU'RE A DONUT! A FUCKING DONUT!"

"Spaghetti is supposed to be sweet so-

"YOU DON'T PUT JAM ON SPAGHETTI! OH FUCK ME! OK EVERYONE COME HERE!"

….

-Boxer In Love-

Kirby noticed someone leaving the kitchen area. She knew this man. She quickly caught up to him. This is without a doubt Simon Belmont.

"Simon?"

"Oh, huh? Who are you and how do you know my name?"

"It's Kirby! Also what're you doing here and why do you look so sad?"

"Kirby?"

"Nevermind that, what happened inside that kitchen?"

"Oh, one of the Waddle Dees caused an explosion."

"Are you one of the chefs?"

"Honestly, I don't deserve to be a chef."

"Hey! Don't say that! Right now there's a lot of guests. This restaurant needs you. Stress is no joke, but right now you need to be a part of the team and save your co-workers. I'll help you. Let's go in and tackle this together!"

Simon didn't know what to say. This really pretty woman just showed up and hyped him up. She said he can do it, and he won't be alone. This gave him some confidence. He is a sauce chef goddammit and no British or Scottish Chef is going to tell him no! He's killed vampires! Sauce should be nothing! This girl who claims she's Kirby is right, he needed to be there for his team.

Kirby and Simon stomped their way inside the kitchen. The two saw Gordan Ramsay yelling at Kawasaki, while the Waddle Dees were panicking. When the two arrived, Kawasaki and Chef Ramsay turned their attention to the two.

"Chef Ramsay, I am going to make you the best sauce you've ever tasted. I'm not going anywhere."

"Mr. Chef, I am Kirby and I'm also going to help."

"Determination, I like this. Show me what you got!"

Kirby kissed Kawasaki's frypan, and transformed into Cook Kirby! The transformation gave her a retro style dress apron. It was blue with yellow stars with a ribbon sash holding the outfit together. She looked absolutely stunning.

She received a big frypan in her hand. This is about to get spicy! She ordered the Waddle Dees around, telling them what they needed to do and where to go. This is what the Waddle Dees craved, organization and direction. Kirby told Simon to get back to the sauce area, and she taught him now to make all sorts of sauces in a matter of minutes. She was incredible! She even changed the recipes. No more jam in spaghetti, no more chicken fingers wrapped in seaweed. Things were going to be right!

Kirby cooked up a storm in the kitchen. Gordon Ramsay never in his life, found someone who could cook so fast, yet so perfect at the same time. It was almost as if it was magical. The food was cooked at temp, it was never too dry or underdone. She made sure everyone was following the new recipe and was on point. Everything was synchronized like a perfect waltz in a play. He cried tears of joy as Kirby whipped up food like cooking was nothing but child's play.

"THIS IS WHAT COOKING SHOULD BE LIKE! YOU SHOULD ALL BE PROUD!"

….

-Boxer In Love-

The Waddle Dee host sat Sonic and Samus in a booth seat. They ordered the food. The host took their menus and left. Sonic and Samus chatted for a bit, until she spotted Little Mac. She gave him a disgusted look.

"Samus you good?" Sonic raised a brow.

"Yeah it's just my ex HAD to be here too."

Sonic looked at the direction that Samus's eyes followed. He saw Little Mac dressed in a nice tux in an empty seat. Poor guy, his date never showed up. He must be miserable right now. He felt bad for wanting to fight the boxer earlier. The boxer was calling his girlfriend a bitch which was no good, but looking at this pathetic scene, was sad.

"Looks like his date never showed up," Sonic frowned.

"Good. He's dumb. Any sane woman wouldn't go for him."

"Didn't you go for him?"

"Yeah, but there's a reason why I left. It wasn't because he was short, it was because I couldn't stand his disgusting nature and stupidity."

"I kind of feel bad for him."

"Don't. He deserves this. Trust me, he's not a nice guy."

"I mean, I guess."

Little Mac saw Samus and Sonic from his peripheral vision. He cursed himself. They probably think that his date never showed up. God, he sure felt pathetic. Kirby has been gone for a while, what if she did leave him? He was stupid to think any girl would go for him after what Samus said to everyone. She made him look like a stupid guy who didn't care about hygiene. He should just leave. They're probably laughing at him right now.

Little Mac was about to stand up and leave until he saw a pretty girl holding two big plates of spaghetti heading towards him. It was Kirby! She put the two plates on their table and sat down across from him.

"Hey sorry to keep you waiting," she smiled.

"I-I thought you weren't coming back."

"Of course I came back! I would never ditch food!"

"W-what happened and where did you get that outfit?"

"Oh that's right I still haven't released my power."

Kirby flicked her hair and a star came out of it. The star sucked her clothes off, and she was now presented with her old outfit. The simple yet really cute dress she was wearing.

"The kitchen was in shambles, but I taught everyone there how to cook and put them in order. Can you believe they were going to serve us jam spaghetti?"

"Whoa, what!"
"I know right!"

"You truly are amazing, ya know that."

"Aww gee thank you," she blushed.

Little Mac actually got her to blush. Well, it always looked like she was constantly blushing, but her face was redder than usual. He felt proud of himself that he got a rise out of her. He tasted his spaghetti and it was the best thing he's ever eaten in his entire life.

"Kirby, did you cook this?"

"I did!"

"Y-you're such an amazing cook! I love this so much!"

"Thank you!"

The two were happily chatting at each other just enjoying their food. Sonic and Samus stared at the couple in shock. It turned out Little Mac did have a date and she was… Samus started to feel insecure. She didn't want to admit it, but this girl is definitely hotter than her in every way. She turned to look at Sonic, who couldn't stop staring. She looked down on the table. He didn't notice her anymore.

The waiter, who is a Waddle Dee, presented Sonic and Samus their food. Sonic finally pulled his attention away from the pinkette. He smiled at Samus and dug into his food. He couldn't believe how good the food tasted. He looked at the pinkette again and his jaw dropped once more.

"S-Sonic, why do you keep staring at her?"

"I know that girl!"

"W-what!"

"That's… that's Kirby!"

"Sonic what're you talking about?"

"From the party! I told you he was turned into a girl. That's her!"