-Kirby's New Experience-

Dark Pit flinched as Kirby raised her hands. Instead of slicing his neck off, she threw the swords to the side. She sighed and gave him a disappointed look. It's clear that she won this battle. The adrenaline had subsided.

"Dark Pit, I'm not gonna kill you."

"Idiot. You know I'll come back right."

"Look, I can prove that I'm Kirby."

"Yeah? Then do it!"

Kirby kneeled down in front of the dark angel. He pushed himself a little farther away from her. What is this trick? She grabbed his face, which caused his pupils to dilate. He tried to pull back, but she had a firm grip. She studied his face. She realized his hesitance and released his face.

"Oh that's right, consent. May I have your consent please," She asked.

"Consent for what!"

"Um," She looked away blushing. "Well usually I would just swallow you whole but-

"Whoa! Wait, slow down! What are you trying to do?"

"In order to prove that I'm Kirby, I need to kiss you. I know it's weird, but that's how I transform now."

"I'm sorry but what the fuck!"

"You can say no, just know that you can't not say that I'm Kirby. I'm trying to prove it, but if you don't consent well… I guess this means that I'm not the imposter."

"I… what!"

Dark Pit started to freak out. A girl has never come onto him like this. What's worse is that he's about to be kissed by a girl who totally kicked his ass. This is humiliating. Although, he was curious about the power thing. Kirby is known for sucking up his foes and imitating their abilities. He needed to know if this bitch is an imposter or not. If she kissed him and nothing happened, then he would know for sure that this bitch isn't Kirby. However if she did transform, then he would look like a fool. Either way it was a lose-lose situation for him. Also if he did kiss her, this would be his first kiss. He did not want his first kiss to be a girl who 'supposedly' is Kirby. Fucking Kirby of all people. Hell no.

"Dark Pit!"

"H-huh?" He woke up to reality.

"Will you let me?"

He couldn't help but blush. This bitch is seriously asking him for a kiss. This is the weirdest fight he ever fought.

"N-no!" He slapped her hand away.

"That's fine, but now you can't say that I'm not Kirby. Deal?"

"F-fucking fine! Deal I guess…"

Kirby stood up and extended her hand to the dark angel. He slapped it away and helped himself up. Seeing as Dark Pit wasn't a threat anymore, her adrenaline left. She now felt pain all over her body. Her back was the worst. There was still blood dripping from her back. She needed to patch it up. However, she looked down on Dark Pit, who was trying to get up, but every time he did his legs turned into jelly and he fell on the floor. She chuckled and scooped him up in her arms.

"Whoa! Put me down!" He barked.

"You can't move."

"Yes I can!"

"You keep falling."

"I can crawl."

"It's ok, I can carry you there."

"How are you able to move? Aren't you in pain too?"

"Yes, but for the most part I think I'm ok."

"You bitch..."

"Aww don't be like that. You got me good."

"You're just saying that."

"No really. I also have to go to the ER."

"Yeah, that's why you're carrying me bridal style."

"My bride must be treated like a princess."

"I'm not your bride! I can carry myself."

"Now my bride is cranky."

"Grrrrr."

"Oh stop it, Dark Pit. We're almost there."

"This is humiliating."

….

-The Hero Of Time-

Link had been waiting a while for Kirby to come over. He wondered if she got lost. He left his room to search for her, but he couldn't find her around the halls. He thought maybe she was still in her room. He headed towards her room, but he stopped in his tracks. He saw blood on the floor. He saw blood on the walls. Something happened! Something really bad happened. Did someone hurt Kirby? He continued to look around to find any clues. He spotted a pile of black feathers. As he continued down the hall, he barely saw it because it was close to the dark area of the hall, but he spotted Dark Pit's twin swords on the floor. That edgy motherfucker! He attacked someone! But who?

Link continued to look around for clues. Who did Dark Pit attack? He figured it was Kirby because she hadn't come over to his room yet. After squinting and kneeling down on the floors, he spotted patches of pink hair. That was all the evidence he needed. Dark Pit is going to pay. There's no way that she started the fight. Link is going to make sure that Dark Pit can barely even stand up next time he sees him.

….

-Bein' Allies-

Lucas and Ness checked their mails together. They both got an envelope from the hands. They went to Lucas's room and opened their letters. It was a secret Santa letter. Ness needed to give a gift to Diddy Kong. Lucas got Roy. The two shared their letters. The two didn't know what to get Roy and Diddy Kong. Ness figured a bunch of bananas would do it for Diddy, but Lucas was struggling. They both tried to think of a gift that Roy would like, but they didn't know anything about the swordsman. Lucas decided he would go for a walk around the smash mall. He asked if Ness wanted to come, but honestly Ness wanted to train for the Grand Smash Christmas Tournament. The two said their goodbyes and walked in different directions.

Ness was practicing his PSI powers at the training hall. While he was practicing, he thought about buying Diddy Kong bananas. No, buying bananas feels like he didn't try at all. What to do? Maybe a very expensive banana? Oh! How about a boutique of bananas? That might be overdoing it.

The door swung open. It was Simon. He looked pissed and started talking shit about Ritcher. Ness greeted Simon, but he just complained about Ritcher the entire time. It turns out that they were fighting over Kirby. Man, ever since what happened at Villager's party, things have been getting tense. Link has been absent, Little Mac seemed happier than usual, and Pit has been asking people about romantical advice. Pit literally went up to him yesterday and talked about how he needed to change his whole personality to impress the ladies. Ness figured it was mainly for Kirby because she's hot now or whatever.

Kirby's transformation really changed the dynamic here. What's worse is that no one knew about Kirby's transformation. For some reason, no one in the party talked about it. Maybe because it's weird and no one would believe them, or because no one cared. Man, all this thinking is messing up his combos. He decided to stop training for the rest of the night. He needed food.

Ness arrived at the food court. Before Kirby turned, he used to see Kirby here all the time. That was his favorite place to be. He wondered how she was doing and if she liked her new form. Also, he wondered if she still had her powers? How is she going to fight in the Grand Christmas Smash Tournament without her powers? Ugh, he needed to stop thinking about Kirby. It made him feel like he was obsessed with her or something. He admitted that she was cute, probably the cutest girl he's ever seen, but honestly he was more worried than horny.

Ness ordered pizza and sat down by himself. He kept to himself. The others didn't join his table as he expected. However Fox and Mario were occupying a table next to his. He heard Mario talking to Fox. He tried not to listen, but he heard Kirby's name. They're probably talking about how hot she is now. He wanted to ignore it, but at the same time he was a bit curious. He sat a little closer to the two.

"Wait, but Kirby's super strong. There's no way he would be missing," Fox widened his eyes.

"It's-a true! Kirby hasn't been in the food court. I have been looking for him, but he's-a nowhere," Mario frowned.

"Maybe Kirby is hanging out at popstar. You know he can travel incredibly fast with his warp star."

"See, I thought so too, but… There's this new woman loitering in the halls."

"A woman?"

"Ever since a Kirby disappeared, this woman has been lurking around."

"What?"

"She's been hanging around with-a Little Mac. When I saw her alone, I went to talk to her and she said that she is Kirby."

"She's saying that she's Kirby?"

"Yes-a! I think she did something to him."

"T-that's horrible, but are you sure? I mean I haven't seen her around."

"Next time you see a pink haired woman, ask her about Kirby."

"You seem confident. I mean, you've always had my back in the past, I'll look out for this imposter."

"Thank-a you, Fox. I just-a hope that Kirby is okay."

"I'm worried too. Thanks for the heads up."

Ness could not believe what he just heard. What is Mario talking about?! Mario was there at the party! He knows that Kirby was turned into a girl because of Paluntena! He knows what Kirby's human form looks like. He was arguing with the other guys about walking her home. Unless… He's spreading lies. He's definitely guilty about something. Whatever Mario did, Ness didn't want to let this slide. Mario is trying to pin everyone against Kirby. Not cool. Ness wasn't gonna let Mario have his way like always.

The Grand Christmas Smash Tournament is such a big deal. Ness knew that Mario was the reason why Luigi could never win. Ness never said anything before because well… Mario is the face of Nintendo. He's good at gaslighting his fans and everyone around him. Ness knew not to fuck with Mario, but actually trying to get rid of Kirby was not okay. He's going too far this time, and now Ness is determined to put him in his place. He needs to find evidence. He needs to get everyone at the party to back him up about what happened to Kirby that night.

Ness thought of a plan. He would tell someone at the party about what Mario is up to, then they would carefully start telling people about what happened. See, the reason why none of them really said anything is because it sounds ridiculous, but if they all told the smashers with Kirby as evidence, then their credibility will increase. People will start to catch onto Mario's devious acts. Everyone would have to accept the pink haired woman, that she is indeed Kirby. The plan isn't perfect, but as for now that's all he could come up with. Mario is already spreading the rumors. Ness needed to get this plan into action quickly.

Let's see, who was there at the party? There was him, Ike, Captain Falcon, Mario, Luigi, Lucas, Villager, Sonic, Pit, Link and obviously Kirby. There were 11 of them at the party. Ok so obviously Mario is the enemy. Sonic is a good ally and so is Captain Falcon, but if he told the two about what Mario is planning, they would try to fight him right then and there. Link doesn't talk. Ike… Um, he literally has multiple personalities. Lucas and Luigi might be too scared. This leads to Villager and Pit.

Ness walked in the direction where Pit would be, but then he heard someone panicking downstairs where the bar would be. He went to go check who it was. It was Luigi. Having Luigi as an ally would be great, but it was risky. He is Mario's brother and he always sucks up to him. No, not him. Ness was about to move on, but…

"This is bad. What am I going to do?"

Ness took a step further down to get a better listen. He noticed that the bartender is a Waddle Dee. That poor Waddle Dee looked lost. He doesn't know how to cheer someone up. Heck, they probably can't even talk. Ness will do it. Maybe he's wrong about the green plumber. He's proved to be brave before when he fought ghosts. Honestly, Lucas is known for being a coward, but he's also proved himself. The two could work. He shouldn't judge them because they're shy. He cleared his throat and made his way over to Luigi.

"Luigi?" Ness took a seat next to the green plumber.

"WAAAAH!" Luigi jumped back.

"H-hey it's ok! It's me, Ness."

"What are you doing here? Y-you're not old enough."

"Yes I am. I'm 19."

"Sorry, you look like you're 16."

"Yeah well I'm not. Anyway, what's wrong?"

"Oh Ness, things are going so bad."

"Hey I'm all ears."

"I-I'm not allowed to tell you."

"It's ok, you don't have to."

"I just… oh fuck it! I'm-a just gonna say it! Mario and I kissed-a Kirby!"

"What!"

"I was-a drunk. Daisy has been so mean to me lately and… I was-a drunk ok!"

"It's ok, buddy, I'm not gonna judge."

"Oh thank you, Lucas."

"It's Ness."

"I'm-a sorry. I'm-a drunk right now."

"Hey, maybe you should drink some water and take a break."

"N-no! This is the only way I know how to deal with my depression."

Ness grabbed the glass of alcohol away from Luigi. "You need to take a break."

"Ness, please don't-a say I said anything to a Mario."

"I promise I won't, but I do have a plan. He's blackmailing you, right?"

"When is he not?"

"I have a plan. Honestly I want to trust you, Luigi you're a good guy, can I trust you?"

"Yes. I want to escape this hell!"

"Listen, I know what Mario is up to. We need to find Kirby and tell the smashers about what happened that night."

"N-no, Mario is gonna get mad."

"That's why we'll do it carefully. We'll have to talk to the smashers individually. We have to make sure that Mario is not around too."

"B-but-

"Don't worry, I'm also going to talk to Pit, Lucas, and Villager about my plan. Five vs one! Mario doesn't stand a chance!"

"Uh… Um…"

"Come on, let's do this together! I promise you'll be ok! This is for Kirby. We should protect her! She saved us from the world of light. We owe it to her!"

"I… I…"

"We got this Luigi!"

"O-okay." *Blushes*

Ness gave Luigi a hug. Adding Luigi to the group is risky, but he was desperate. What if Pit and Villager doesn't help? At least he would have Luigi and Lucas as an ally. Ness made sure to tell Luigi to act normal around Mario at all costs. Hopefully this plan goes well.

….

-Peachy-

Peach has been getting antsy. Mario hasn't been giving her attention. He's been dismissive and a lot more talkative with the other smashers. She wondered if he was telling them about what happened to Kirby. Ugh, she couldn't help but start to feel frustrated. Her and Mario were supposed to be hanging out with Daisy, Snake, Luigi, and Zelda.

Zelda and Daisy failed to show up. She wondered why but Zelda probably wanted to hang out with Link. Luigi and Daisy have been awkward around each other. If only Daisy never said that shit about his dick… Peach shook her head. Oh Daisy.

Snake and Mario were doing most of the talking. Luigi just sat there looking scared as usual. Honestly Peach didn't care anymore. She stood up from her beach chair and decided to take a stroll. However, it started to get cold, so she decided to head back inside the mansion. She wanted to find Daisy or Zelda to see why they didn't show up like usual, but instead she found Link helping Kirby upstairs. Wait, what? Zelda is not with Link?

Kirby was bandaged up and was limping up the stairs. Link was aiding her making sure she didn't fall. Peach thought it was a bit strange, but Link is a sweetheart, it's not too odd. She went to greet them. Kirby gave Peach a wave back, but Link stared at Peach like he had been caught doing something bad.

"Hey Peach!" Kirby greeted.

"Kirby are you alright? You're all patched up," Peach frowned.

"Oh don't worry about me. A lot just happened last night."

"Did you need help from me at all?"

"It's ok. Link is helping me to his room."

Link gave Kirby a look of shock. He started shaking his head at the two of them. Wait, why is Kirby going to Link's room? Why did Link look so guilty?

"Link, where's Zelda?" Peach narrowed her eyes at him.

"I don't know," He shook his head.

"Link, why is Kirby going to your room?"

"Oh, he always spends the night at my place, so this time I'm going to his place to hang out," Kirby beamed.

"Link… Are you cheating on Zelda?" Peach turned her attention to the hero.

"We're just reading," he said.

"Yeah we read until we fall asleep," Kirby cheerfully added.

"Is that so…" Peach didn't take her eyes off the green hero.

"Yeah! Don't worry we're not doing anything weird," Kirby spoke.

"Does Zelda know about this?" Peach asked.

"N-no…" Link trailed off.

"Don't worry, we're just hanging out," Kirby reassured.

Peach noticed Link's face was red. Is he serious right now? He's been hanging out with Kirby behind Zelda's back. What is he thinking? She then started thinking about Mario. Has Mario been doing the same? Kirby doesn't realize that Link is totally crushing on her. She needs to tell Zelda what Link is doing. Link had never done this before. He would never hang out with other girls. He used to be loyal. Could it be because of Kirby? Is she causing men to give into temptation? There's no way Kirby is doing this on purpose.

Peach pulled her attention away from Link's face and looked into Kirby's. Kirby gave Peach an innocent sweet smile. Peach started to feel worried. She has no idea what Link is doing.

"Kirby, I think you should come with me," Peach said.

"Oh, why?"

"He's being a creep."

"A creep?"

"Yeah, I think he has ulterior motives."

"Peach, I know you have a thing for me, you're going to try to break us apart and paint me as the bad guy. Well, I'm not having it. If you lie to Zelda that I'm cheating on her, then I'll tell everyone that you tried to get with me," Link threatened.

*Scoffs* "I would never!"

"You say that, but I have proof," He took out his phone and a recording of her voice started to play.

The video:

"Link, I know you want this too," Peach whispered.

"Peach, please get out of my room."

"Liiiink, c'mon. I know you're miserable with Zelda."

"No, you're drunk and I refuse to cheat on my lady."

"I'm not drunk. I mean it. I've wanted you for a while now."

"Go. Away."

"Link, you can't be serious!"

"I'm serious."

"Whatever! You'll come crawling back to me one of these days when you find out Zelda is a complete psychotic bitch."

End of video

"Y-you recorded that?!" Peach took a step back.

"Yep. Keep your mouth shut and go back to your red prince."

Peach was worried about Kirby's safety, but she also didn't want her secret to come out. She bit her tongue and went back to the beach.

"What happened?" Kirby asked.

"It's nothing. Let's go."

"Oh, ok."