-Boxer In Love-

Kirby finished her food and continued to watch TV. She took a peek at what Little Mac was doing. He was still in the balcony staring up at the sky. She definitely shattered his reality. Well, since he's busy she should go back to her room. She'll talk to him about it tomorrow. She began walking towards the door, but she felt a hand on her shoulder. She turned around to see Little Mac blushing hard.

"Kirby I… I don't care!" He screamed.

"W-what!"

"I still want to be with you. I don't care that you're the puffball."

"Little Mac… What if I turn back though?"

"W-we can make it work!"

"You really think so?"

"Yes, I just… I want to be with you."

"What if I just go back to my old self?"

"Do you really think that would happen?"

"I-it might. I'm not sure."

"Here, I have an idea. I still want to date you, but if you want we can take things slow."

"So you still want to do this?"

"Yes."

"What if I forget about us once I turn back?"

"We'll deal with that when the time comes."

"But…"

"It'll be ok. I just really want to give this a shot."

"Just go with the flow, right?"

"Exactly!"

"Ok!"

"D-do you wanna… spend the night?"

"Yes!"

"A-awesome! Ok, well I got board games we can play."

"Board games!"

"Hahaaha! Alright alright. Don't be sad if you lose though. I'm a god at every board game."

…

-Mario's Plan-

Mario walked up to Ike. He didn't know if he should tell the swordsman about the event that took place at Villager's. Ike wasn't the most reliable. Although, Mario was curious if the swordsman remembered that night. If he did, then he would have to get rid of him too. He didn't know much about him, so he is considered dangerous to his plan.

"Ike, Hello," Mario greeted.

"Huh, oh hey what's up Mario?"

"Well uh, I just-a wanted to say that uh, well do you remember being at Villager's party?"

"Yeah! It was crazy."

"Oh you know about what happened to Kirby?"

"Yeah, I feel so sorry for her. I was looking for Paluntena, but Pit told me she left."

"Ah, I see. Have you told anyone yet?"

"Telling people that Kirby turned into a hot chick would make me sound crazy, so no."

"I see." Mario turned around and started walking away, but Ike placed his hand on the plumber's shoulder.

"Hey, Mario dude, when did you get here?" Radiant Ike asked.

"What?"

"Bro, I was just about to hit the gym and hit on some chicks. Wanna join?"

"N-no, I have-a girlfriend."

"Bro, just cheat on her. Who cares."

"Ike… um, did you forget what we were talking about?"

"How many times do I have to tell people, I'm Radiant Ike, not that boring loser Ike."

That's right! Ike has split personalities. There's Ike the calm sophisticated one, and then there's Radiant Ike the mega chad bro. Everyone thinks he's a lunatic. How could he forget about Ike's credibility? It's incredibly low. Nah, Ike wasn't a problem at all. Who the hell would take this motherfucker seriously. One less person to deal with.

Mario took out his phone and opened the notes app.

Checklist:

Sonic: ✓

Ness: ✓

Ike: ✓

Pit: ✓

Villager:

Link: ✓

Lucas: ✓

Luigi: ✓

Captain Falcon: ✓

All the ones that were checked have already been taken care of. Sonic and Ness were sealed away in a cave. Luigi is his bitch boy. Ike is insane. Link is a mute pussy ass bitch. Captain Falcon claims would be seen as a joke since no else could vouch for him. Honestly Pit wasn't a problem either. No one took that silly angel seriously. He eats food off the floor for fucks sake. Now with Ness gone, Pit couldn't stand a chance against him. The angel is a follower and so is Lucas. They both can't think for themselves. All Mario needed to do now was talk to Villager. If Mario doesn't get the result he wants, he'll threaten him.

...

-The Hero Of Time-

Zelda hasn't left Link's side ever since he tried to break up with her. She made sure to watch his every move. Where was he going? Who was he going to train with? She tried to find this mysterious girl that he liked, but he was careful. He didn't talk to anyone. It was just like before, but worse. She was on edge, and he was too scared to look at any other women now.

Little Mac and Kirby hung out at the smash hangout lobby. They talked about this new tv series they recently got into. It was called Terry's Universe and Shulk vs the forces of evil.

Zelda and Link ended up walking to the lobby. Link spotted Kirby and froze. She's with… Little Mac. They looked so happy talking about whatever. He couldn't help but feel his heart shatter in a million pieces. Kirby chose that guy. She… Why him?! He lost to fucking Little Mac.

Little Mac and Kirby heard someone humming. They turned around to see Zelda and Link. Kirby's heart dropped. Oh god, this is not good. She was going to tell Little Mac that they should leave, but she hasn't even told Little Mac about that event. He would be confused as to why she wanted to rush out of there. This is bad, if Zelda sees her, will she assume? She told Little Mac that she needed to head to the bathroom.

Link saw Kirby running away. He knew that Kirby did the right thing. Zelda didn't know about the pinkette, but if they were to meet, then something bad might happen. He might stare at the pinkette too much and Zelda would figure it out. Good thinking, Kirby. Even though it pained to see her run away.

Zelda greeted Little Mac. The boxer happily greeted her back. The two started talking about the tournament. Link sat on one of the chairs and quietly listened. He didn't speak a single word. Everything was going great until Little Mac decided to bring Kirby up.

Little Mac: "Training for the tournament has been exhausting, but honestly I've been having a lot of fun. I've been training Kirby and she's been picking it up so fast!"

Zelda: "Training Kirby? Where has that little puffball been?"

Little Mac: "Oh, she's a human girl now."

Zelda: "I'm sorry, what?"

Little mac: "Yeah! I didn't believe it at first either. Although last night we…" *Blushes*

Link: "What did you two do last night?"

Little Mac: "We uh, haha! Well… we kissed. It was pretty magical. No like actually, she had a whole transformation and everything."

Link: "Y-you kissed?!"

Zelda: "Wait, I'm sorry I'm still confused."

Little Mac: "We kissed. That's all."

Link: "Wait, so you two are dating?"

Little Mac: "Yeah! I'm really happy!"

Link: "What happens if she turns back?"

Little Mac: "As long as she remembers me, everything will be alright."

Link: "What if she doesn't?"

Little Mac: "I'll figure it out."

Link: "Tch! You sure? You didn't seem to care about her before she was turned into a girl."

Zelda: "Link!"

Link: "What? It's true!"

Zelda: "Why are you acting like this? You seem defensive about her. Is she the one you fell for?"

Little Mac: "Wait, what! You told Zelda you liked someone else?!"

Link: "Shut up! Listen, I care about my friend alright."

Zelda: "So it was her…"

Link: "No! It's not her."

Zelda: "Link, I'm not stupid. The moment you started talking in this conversation screams that she was the one who took your heart."

Link: "Zelda, please just stop."

Zelda: "I want to see her. Where is she?"

Little Mac: "She went to the bathroom."

Zelda: "Then I'll wait."

This was too much for Link. If Little Mac didn't open his fucking mouth, Zelda would've never figured out that Kirby was the one who truly stole Link's heart. The boxer really fucked things up. He hoped that the two would fight in the tournament. He wanted to give Little Mac a piece of his mind. He stole Kirby from him, and now he's creating more drama. This bastard. Link hated him with all his heart. Hated him. Hated him. Hated him.

"We should go, Zelda," Link grabbed her hand.

"NO! I want to see the new Kirby girl."

"Why? You're the one I'm with."

"I want to see her. I want to know what she looks like."

Kirby counted the minutes. It's been 40 minutes. Zelda and Link most likely left by now. They probably dropped by to say hi to Little Mac. She thought it was safe 20 minutes ago, but she wanted to be sure. 40 minutes is plenty enough. Time for her to go see her boyfriend.

When Kirby arrived back at the scene, Zelda pointed at her. Her eyes were wide. She looked like a crazy person. Kirby looked at her in shock. She thought the two were gone by now. She waited there for 40 minutes!

Link gave Kirby a disappointed stare. He mouthed 'I'm sorry.' Oh no, they were talking about her. Zelda found out that Kirby is the one that Link liked.

Zelda: "Kirby! Is that actually you?"

Kirby: "Y-yeah."

Zelda: "So uh," She gestures all over Kirby's body. "How did this happen?"

Kirby: "Palunetna did this to me."

Zelda: "Oh is that so? WOW! You are absolutely stunning. Very beautiful indeed."

Little Mac: "I know! That's not all though, she's super sweet and is also into boxing."

Zelda: "Wow, Kirby honestly you sound like a dream girl."

Kirby felt extremely uncomfortable. Zelda's tone sounded sarcastic the entire time she complimented her. She knew that Zelda hated her guts. Before the situation gets worse she should end the conversation and leave.

Kirby: "Well, it was nice meeting you Princess Zelda, but Little Mac and I should-

Zelda: "HAHAHAHA! Y-you're not thinking of leaving right?" She gave Kirby a crazy ass face.

Kirby: "It's getting late so-

Zelda: "Wow! Link, she's so polite! No wonder why you fell for her instead of me."

Kirby's heart sank. Oh god, she figured it out. Little Mac stood up. He looked pissed.

Little Mac: "So you're still after my girl, huh?"

Link: "W-what! No! Listen, let's just all-

Zelda: "Oh so you two talked about this?"

Little Mac: "A little. Kirby invited us to a get together. Link was being all defensive about Kirby even though he had you. It didn't seem like he cared though."

Zelda slapped Link across the face. She then glared at Kirby with a menacing look. Kirby took a step back. Luckily Little Mac stood in between them protecting his lady.

Zelda: "Link… Let's go back to my room. I need to speak with you."

He rubbed his slapped cheek and nodded.

Kirby: "Zelda, wait!"

Zelda: "What the fuck do you want, whore?!"

Kirby: "Link and I, we're just friends. I promise, we never did anything."

Zelda: "Kirby, if I ever see you again, I hope it's at the tournament."

With that, Zelda grabbed Link's wrist and pulled him away. Little Mac and Kirby watched as the sad couple left from their sight. The two gave each other worried glances. Kirby felt like crying, but Little Mac was there to cheer her up. He took Kirby to a cute cafe that's near the smash mansion. It was sweet of him, but the image of Zelda slapping Link kept replaying in her head. What is Zelda doing to him right now?