-Tourney-

The training halls were filled. Tomorrow was finally the grand christmas smash tournament. Everyone was training like crazy. Kirby knew this was going to happen, so she and Little Mac hung out in her room. Today is her break, until tomorrow when the big event starts. She knew that tomorrow was going to be awful. All the smashers will finally see the mysterious pink haired women who apparently did something to Kirby. They are probably going to try to actually kill her. Luckily death battles were forbidden. She was safe. The only problem was after the matches were over for the day, the smashers could then try to attack her off screen. It will be ok though. Little Mac promised her to always be by her side. He wasn't going to let anyone hurt her.

The two hung out and watched tv shows. They started ranting about how the show had so much potential, but then it got wasted by some stupid plot that happened. Like come on, why did Shulk have to destroy his monado's power to end all magic. He clearly committed genocide. Terry's universe also had a bad ending. Terry turning into a kaiju and then becoming normal when Lucina gave him a hug. It was frustrating, but in a fun way. The two ranted about the shows were for hours. Relationships are amazing! At least her's was. Link and Zelda's didn't look too great. Was this type of relationship rare? She wondered if she got lucky. She wondered how this guy was single at all.

"Hey, Kirbs, what did you want to watch next? I have some candidates," Little Mac grabbed the remote.

"Hmm, more cartoons for sure!"

"I heard Sonic Prime is good."

Sonic Prime, huh. She wondered how the blue blur was doing. She barely saw him around. He was at the party, so he should know about her turning into a woman. He's safe. No doubt that he would ever try to hurt her. She thought about asking if the two of them could meet up with Sonic and Samus since the two were always together, but then she remembered that he didn't like Samus. Honestly, fair, she spread awful rumors about him. Then this got her thinking, why did they break up?

"Hey, Little Mac, can I ask you something personal?" Kirby spoke.

"Anything!"

"Why did you and Samus break up?"

"I knew this day would come. Ok, well honestly our relationship started ok. Not great, but I was desperate. I mean she is the first girl that ever said that she liked me. How could I not go for it?"

"Fair."

"She uh, well we didn't have much in common to begin with. We don't like the same shows. She liked going to dangerous areas, but I preferred to stay home. I do like going outside like jogs and night walks, but hunting monsters with who knows where was a bit too much for me. She also didn't like my food."

"What! That's a crime!"

"I know right! She was always so nitpicky with the things I did too. Everything had to be an argument. Then she started making me feel bad when I didn't understand things right away. She would call me dumb. She also wanted me to act a certain way. Then she broke up with me, because I wasn't meeting her expectations."

"That's awful!"

"It is what it is."

"I'm sorry."

"Well I don't care anymore! I'm happy now! I have you."

"I'm happy with you too!"

"I get to finally be myself when I'm with you! It's crazy!"

"Honestly, me too. I didn't at first, but I'm finally happy that you know that I'm the real Kirby."

"Yeah sorry about that. I'm dumb."

"Stop saying that! You're not dumb. Because of you, I have a chance tomorrow. Because of you, I have someone to rely on. You've taught me so much."

"I'm sorry, the waterfall is about to pour," He sniffed.

"Aww come here." She pulled him into a hug and let him cry on her sweater.

"I'm sorry, y-you're just the best thing that's ever happened to me."

"The feeling is mutual."

…

-Tourney-

Metaknight watched as the other swordsmen practiced their skills. He studied their movements. Ah, yes formidable foes. He knew this tournament wasn't going to be easy, but he was excited to see the new swordsmen in the roster. He disappeared from the training halls and headed to the garden. It was meditation time. He was meditating peacefully, until someone tapped his shoulder. He opened his yellow eyes and knew immediately who it was.

"Metaknight," Mario said.

"Yes?"

"Do you know about the pink haired woman?"

"No."

"I haven't-a seen Kirby for a while. I think she took his place."

"A pink haired woman you say?"

"Yes. I believe she's an imposter."

"Mario, your claim doesn't seem right."

"What do you mean?"

"I think you underestimate Kirby's power."

"I think you overestimate his intelligence."

"You think she tricked him?"

"Yes."

"He is gullible."

"See? She used that to her advantage."

"However."

"Oh?"

"He would not let anyone do anything bad to him. He's smart enough to know what's going on."

"But he's gullible."

"Trust me, he would not let someone harm him and let them get away with it."

"Sorry, I just-a miss Kirby, ya know. And this woman, she scares me."

"Hmm, I do not think she is the cause of Kirby's disappearance. However, I will spy on her if you wish."

"Thank you, Meta."

With that Metaknight flew into the night doing whatever the fuck he does. What a weirdo Mario thought. Metaknight might be dangerous to his plan. However, for now, he seems to be on his side. Wait, what if Kirby tells Metaknight? That won't do. He might have to kidnap him as well. In mid thought, Metaknight came right back. He perched on a street lamp that lit the garden.

"I did a quick look around," Metaknight said.

"O-oh?"

"I found no such woman."

"Did you travel to the entire mansion?"

"Yes."

"That was fast."

"Hmm."

"Well anyway, I'll let you go. Let me know if you see her and if you find Kirby."

"..."

Mario didn't know what to think about Metaknight. He's hard to read. Kidnapping him right before the big tournament won't be a good idea. People will start to question the kidnapping. He managed to get away with it with Ness, but Metaknight might be a problem. Ness is smart, but Metaknight is careful. He needed to keep an eye on the bat for now.

…

-Chef's Kiss-

Gordan Ramsay couldn't believe the state of Kawasaki's kitchen. It was a fucking shit storm. The British Chef continued to scream at Kawasaki for hours. Nothing was organized and nothing was prepped. Tomorrow is the big day, and Kawasaki had nothing! What's worse is that he went back to his old menu instead of the pinkette's. The only one that was doing well was Simon.

The waddles dees were panicking and running around. The food was a disaster. The meat went back to being too dry and overcooked. He once again had to teach the waddle dees and Kawasaki the basics of cooking. Also somehow the menu got bigger! What was he adding?! There was too much shit. What kind of restaurant is this? Italian? Asian? American? He had no idea. Kawasaki added as much shit as he possibly could. NO! NO! NO! He needs to redo the entire menu. He needed to redo the entire kitchen honestly. Every station was dirty. This was not good.

After hours of discovering how disgusting the kitchen was, Gordon Ramsay was forced to kick everyone out of the restaurant. He ordered the waddles dees to clean it, while he chatted with Kawasaki. He basically said that he needed to get his shit together if he wanted his restaurant to ever succeed. This was his last chance. Kawasaki promised Chef Ramsay that he'll change. The first step was to change the menu. The two worked hours on it. They decided that Kawasaki wanted to run an Asian food restaurant.

Gordon Ramsay finished rewriting the menu. First step done. Fuck this, he needs a break. He decided to go to the bar and down some drinks. Kawasaki is ridiculous. At least the guy is nice, but damn was he annoying. Getting stuck with this guy for a while would be Gordan's worst nightmare.

Gordon Ramsay went to the bar, and saw the infamous Mario and Luigi. It was only them. It makes sense the big tournament was tomorrow, so the rest of the smashers were probably training or sleeping in this hour. The two were too drunk to even notice the Chef. The two brothers were in their own world. Gordan decided to leave the two be. That is, until he heard something suspicious.

"Oh, Mario, so do you think we'll get away with everything once we're done?" Luigi swerved.

"Luigi! You idiot! We're-a still in public."

"W-wha? I didn't say anything. I didn't say our secret. You know the one where we cheated on our wives."

"Luigi!" Mario squeezed his brother's neck.

"Mario, Jumpman Mario. Wow, I can't believe you did this. The faces of Nintendo cheating on their wives," Gordan spoke.

The two brother's turned their attention to the chef.

"You should be ashamed of yourselves. Really? Especially you, Luigi."

"Y-you're-a right a Gordan Ramsay. I shouldn't have done it," Mario admitted.

"Yeah you should be. You two need to tell your wives the truth. You donuts! What were you thinking?!"

"I know, I just a…"

Gordon was waiting patiently for Mario to say more. But all of the sudden the plumber threw a Pokeball straight at his face.

"Ow! FUCK ME! What the fuck did you just throw at my face?" He screamed.

"Bellosum," the pokemon chirped. It then released its powder.

"AAAAH! Fuck! O-oh sleepy," with that Gordan was down on the floor.

"Alright Luigi, we need to take this one," Mario demanded.

Suddenly the two brothers heard someone rushing down. Oh no this isn't good, who was it? It was Kawasaki.

"Hello? I heard someone screaming," Kawasaki said.

The two brothers stared at him.

"Hey, why is Chef Ramsay on the floor?"

"Bellosum use sleep powder!" Mario ordered.

"Bellosum!" The Pokemon used it, but it failed.

"Achoo! Achoo! Hey what was that for?" Kawasaki sneezed.

"Huh? It didn't work! Bellosum come back," The Pokemon retreated back inside the ball.

"Huh? What's going on?"

"Luigi, hand me the bat," Mario demanded.

"What bat?" Luigi scratched the back of his head.

"Ness's bat!" Mario yelled.

"Waaaah! H-here you go, Mario," The coward handed the red plumber the bat.

"Hey what're you doing with Ness's bat?"

"Why're you getting closer?"

"W-why do you look so menacing?"

"Wait, no get back!"

WHAM!

…

-The Cave-

Ness looked at his right foot. The shackle was too tight. If only it were on his wrist instead. He needs to listen to Mario more. Maybe this way he can at least convince the psychopath to move the shackle to wrist instead. The shackle was on Sonic's foot too, but he had skinny legs. It didn't affect him like it did Ness. Ok, next time Mario comes in, he'll have to do what he says no matter what. No more yelling or cursing at him. For now, he needs to be Mario's bitch until he could find a plan.

"What's on your mind?" Sonic asked.

"Wha?"

"You seem to be overthinking something."

"Oh, I always do that."

"I'm surprised you're not attacking your chains."

"I… well, it hurts."

"You're becoming like me, pal. I couldn't do it anymore."

"I'm not giving up! I need to bide my time."

"Time for what? This is our life now."

"I refuse to believe that, but just for now, I'll try to not get on Mario's bad side."

"Yeah, that guy is petty. Trust me, one time he didn't feed me for 2 days."

"2 days?!"

"2 days. All because I called him a cunt."

"God damn…"

The two went silent for a bit. That is, until Sonic found a mushroom on the floor. His stomach growled and it was close enough for him to barely reach.

"Do you see that?" Sonic pointed at the mushroom.

"A mushroom? What is it doing here?"

"I dunno, but uh, I think I'm gonna eat it."

"Dude, no."

"Why not?"

"It could be poisonous."

"Ok but hear me out. What if, it's a Mario mushroom. Ya know, the ones that turn you big."

"Dude, we're not in the Mario universe. A bright red mushroom with white dots is poisonous."

"Says you!"

"Sonic don't eat the fucking mushroom."

"Fucking fine! Whatever. I'll just starve to death."

"Calm down, Mario's coming to bring us food. He always does."

5 minutes later...

"Where is he?" Sonic griped.

"Just be patient."

"Fuck it! I'm eating it."

"Dude, no!"

Sonic reached as far as he could. He grabbed the mushroom and scarfed it down.

"Seriously?!" Ness scoffed.

"It tastes delicious! Oh man, I haven't eaten anything but cat food in so long."

"Sonic…"

"Hey uh, Ness, were there always three of you?"

"Oh no, Sonic there's a mushroom on your head."

"Dude, I always had that."

"See! This is exactly why I told you to not eat it!"

"Bro, where am I?"

"In a cave, dumbass."

"Nah, I'm floating in space. I literally see the stars. Holy shit! Are we on Jupiter?"

"Are you high?"

"I'm definitely high up in the sky."

"Great. This is just great."

Mario and Luigi finally made it to the cave. They chained up their two new prisoners. Now there was Sonic, Ness, Gordon Ramsay, and Kawasaki each in their own little corner with a campfire in the middle. Ness couldn't believe his eyes when he saw two new people getting chained up. They were still unconscious. This is literally insane. How many others is he going to kidnap? Wait, is that Kawasaki? Who's the real life human looking guy? Mario interrupted Ness's thoughts when he chucked a can of cat food at him. He turned to Sonic who was staring at his big hands.

"What is the matter with him?" Mario gestured to the blue blur.

"He uh, he ate a mushroom."

"A mushroom? Was it red with white dots?"

"Yeah."

"HAHAHA!" Mario walked closer to Sonic.

"OMG NESS! IT'S A DRAGON! GET DOWN!" He ducked and covered his head.

"Hahaha! Oh this is too good."

"Is he going to be ok?" Ness asked.

"Oh he'll be fine. I know what this mushroom does. He'll be tripping balls for a bit, but he'll be back to his old self tomorrow."

"H-how do you know? He needs medical attention."

"Don't-a worry. I tricked Luigi into eating it," Mario elbowed his brother.

"He did."

"It was-a so funny. He even shit his pants!" Mario howled in laughter.

"Yes, it was-a not fun experience."

"NESS THE DRAGON IS BREATHING FIRE! DON'T WORRY I'LL SAVE YOU!" Sonic tried to get up on his feet and run at Mario, but his legs got tangled and he fell right on his face.

"Hohoho! This is-a too good. Anyway see you later fuckers," Mario said walking off.