-The Clones-

Samus has been happier than usual. Finally her boyfriend isn't always running off doing whatever he does. He's been spending more time with her. They have been going on dates and he seems more loyal than usual. He doesn't even look at other girls. Only her. She hasn't felt this confident in a while.

In fact, right now she's waiting for her date to show up. She heard Sonic knock on her door. She opened it. All he could see was this beautiful badass blonde chick wearing a tight dress. He simply smiled and brought her flowers. The two held hands and went on their way to the garden. A nice walk looking at the beautiful scenery was all she needed to get her nerves off from the tournament. She hasn't lost yet. Round 4 is tomorrow. She needs to cool her head. She wanted Sonic's full attention tonight to feel confident.

They continued to walk and talk for a bit until Samus saw Kirby running around. She looked panicked. Samus didn't want her boyfriend looking at her. She's some sex magnet. All the guys seem to want to be with her. Samus needs to distract her love.

"Hey, baby how about we get out of here and I dunno do something more interesting," Samus gave the hog bedroom eyes.

"Sure, whatever you want."

They headed back to the mansion, but Kirby stopped them. What does she want? God dammit! Can't this stupid slut leave them alone!

"Hey, um, have any of you-

"Hey, so like you're interrupting us," Samus interrupted.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I just-

"Can you like go?"

"O-oh, ok. I'm sorry," Kirby started walking away.

Samus checked on Sonic to see if he was staring at the pink bitch. Surprisingly he was staring at her and smiling. She didn't know what was going on with him, but he's changed. For the better of course. Before, he seemed to still stare at other women and he didn't feel as loyal as he is now. She wondered if maybe he's acting like this because he recently cheated. No, he told her he's not a player anymore. He's working on himself and it shows. So what if it's a sudden change? He's changed for the better and that's all that matters.

The two went back to Samus's room. Walking in the garden and seeing how loyal Sonic was made her day. Now that the two are alone, he's all hers. The two started kissing. She then begged him to whisper dirty things to her ear.

"For sure, Samus. Anything for you," Sonic smiled.

"Ok, then do it."

"You look dirty," He whispered in her ear.

"Oh Sonic."

"Um, yup so..."

"keep going?"

"S-sure," Sonic's left eye twitched.

"Uh…"

"You need a bath. You look dirty."

"Excuse me?"

"Dammit, was that not the right thing to say?"

"Sonic, that was rude."

"I'm sorry."

"It's ok, let's skip to the actual fun."

"Haha... Ok..."

That was weird, Samus thought. He sounds nervous. He's never nervous. It's not like it's his first time. They've done it before, so why is acting like a virgin? This feels off. He feels off.

"Well aren't you gonna do something?" Samus raised a brow. He usually takes the lead, but this time, he was standing there and averting his eyes.

"What would you like me to do?"

"Um, have your way with me obviously."

"O-oh right!"

Sonic sat next to her and started tickling her? What is he playing at? He never does this. She pinned him down on her bed and kissed him. This will tell him how serious she is. No more of this weird foreplay childish shit. The kiss felt awkward. It was like his mouth was just open. No tongue wrestling or anything. He felt like an empty shell. What is wrong with him?

"Sonic, are you ok?" She asks.

"Yes..."

"Why are you acting weird?"

"What do you mean?"

"You're not acting like yourself."

"I have been feeling under the weather."

"Why's that?"

"I don't know."

"You're usually more… intimate and confident."

"It might be because I lost the tournament."

"Even when you lose, you don't act like a bitch."

"I don't know. I'm just not in the mood tonight."

"You're always in the mood!"

"Seriously?"

"What do you mean seriously?!"

"Oh sorry, I didn't mean to say that."

"What, you don't like me anymore?"

"I do!"

"Then why?"

"Losing the tournmanet really got to me ok. I'm not in the mood tonight. I'm sorry."

"Fine, whatever."

She hopped off of him. He was going to plant a kiss on her, but decided not to. He left the room feeling bad, but he wasn't attracted to her. He wandered around the mansion and saw a sign that read: Library. Hmm, he's never heard of a library before. He opened the door and went inside. The place was huge and full of books. The atmosphere was homey and quiet. He liked it. Perhaps he could hang out here and forget about what Samus and him were going to do.

…

-Tourney-

It was late at night. Kirby finally decided to give up on looking for Metaknight. He wanted to be left alone. She entered her room, and WAH! Metaknight is in her room?! W-when did he? Why did he? Also he has his mask back. Does he have spares?

"So, you are the real Kirby," Metaknight said standing on her coffee table.

"Uh, yeah. Wait, have you been waiting for me?"

"Yes."

"O-oh, um hi. A-anyway, I'm sorry about earlier."

"No need to apologize."

"But I showed your face."

"It was unfortunate, but it will be ok."

"Are you sure?"

"I came here to tell you that Mario is seeking to get rid of you."

"I know."

"May I ask why?"

"I uh, well…"

Kirby told Metaknight the whole story about how ignorant she was. She let Mario kiss her because why not. The knight simply nodded.

"Ah, I see," Metaknight said.

"Yeah, thanks to you though, I think people finally get that I'm the real one."

"I will continue to keep an eye on him for you."

"I appreciate that!"

With that, Metaknight opened her balcony door and flew out. He only wanted to know the truth. Kirby was glad that he didn't hate her. In fact, he was on her side now. She hoped that now that she used her powers during the tournament, that everyone believes her instead of Mario's lies.

…

-The Cave-

Ness has been fumbling with his chains yet again. He's been doing it for hours. The rest of them were telling him to stop. It wasn't worth it. There was no way to break the chains, but the shackle was killing his ankle. If only it was on his wrist instead. It started getting itchy and he couldn't even itch the spot! Damn Mario! What did the crazy guy even mean about being a good boy? Also why was he always telling him in particular about being a good boy. It's creepy! Speaking of Mario, they heard him humming his theme song. He's here to either mess with them or bring them food. Usually both. Ness immediately stopped messing with chains and pretended to be a 'good boy' or whatever Mario meant by that.

Mario: "Hello, everybody."

Sonic: "Is it dinner time?"

Mario: "Ah, ah, tonight we're going to play a game."

Gordon: "For fucks sake."

Mario: If anyone answers my questions correctly, I'll grant you one wish that I will allow of course."

Everyone tensed up. If Ness answered his question correctly, then he can ask Mario if he could move his shackle to his wrist instead.

Mario: "Alright everyone, whoever can answer this question the quickest and correctly will be granted a wish."

Mario: "Who is the main antagonist in Luigi's Mansion?"

Sonic: "Who even plays that game?"

Mario: "Sonic you're out."

Sonic: "Wait, what? I didn't even answer. That's not fair!"

Mario: "You get one chance. Speak wisely."

Kawasaki: "Is it his girlfriend Daisy?"

Gordon: *Chuckles*

Mario: "Nope."

Gordon: "Don't know, don't care."

Mario: "Oh Gordon, you're no fun at all. Ness what about you?"

Ness: (Think. This is Luigi's game, and it has the word mansion in the name, so it has to be something spooky. Usually Mario has to deal with Bowser, but I doubt that guy is the main bad guy in this game. I wonder if it has to do something with ghosts. Wait, Boos! But it's the MAIN antagonist, so it can't just be any Boo. It has to be like a big Boo. Let's see, King Bowser is the main bad guy in Mario's game. Wait, King! It only makes sense.)

Mario: "Time is ticking, Ness."

Ness: "King Boo."

Mario: "W-wow that's actually correct."

Ness: "Yes!"

Mario: "Ok, what do you want?"

Ness: "I-

Mario: "Besides freedom of course."

Ness: "Can you move my shackle to my wrist please."

Mario: *Sighs* "Fine."

Mario threw a Pokeball in the air and out came a Kadabra. He ordered Kadabra to use telekinesis to hold Ness still, while Mario unlocks the shackle. He shackles Ness's right wrist. He retreats back and returns Kadabra.

Sonic: "So are you like a Pokemon trainer now?"

Mario: "It's a new hobby."

Sonic: "I can tell. I mean, you used them to cheat."

Mario: "Gotta do what you gotta do."

Sonic: "I mean, obviously you couldn't beat me in a real fight, so you obviously had to cheat."

Gordon: "Can you stop provoking him?! He still hasn't given us our god damn cat food!"

Mario: "You should listen to him, cat."

Sonic: "Hedgehog."

Mario: "Then why do you love cat food so much?"

Sonic: "It's the only thing you give us."

Mario: "Well because you are being a brat, you don't get dinner."

Sonic: "Figures."

Mario leaves the place, but Luigi enters right after his brother leaves.

Luigi: "Hi guys."

Kawasaki: "Oh hi Luigi."

Ness: "Hmph! The traitor is back."

Luigi: "C-can I vent?"

Gordon: "I mean, we're forced to listen to you regardless, so yeah go for it."

Luigi: "So uh, today at the tournament, Kirby used her power in front of everyone."

Ness: "Oh my god! D-does this mean that everyone will realize what Mario is doing?!"

Luigi: "T-that's the problem. I'm not-a sure."

Sonic: "Dude, sick! Maybe we'll be able to get out."

Gordon: "Doubt it."

Luigi: "W-what if the others believe that she's actually Kirby?"

Ness: "And this is bad for us because?"

Luigi: "S-she'll tell everyone what Mario and I did."

Gordon: "Good! You deserve to be caught."

Luigi: "And what about Daisy? If she knew about our secret then..."

Sonic: "Tell her the truth. The longer you wait, the worse it'll get."

Luigi: "I know, I should… But I'm scared of what Mario will do to me."

Gordon: "Fuck me! Beat him up! Get everyone on your side!"

Ness: "It seems that Mario is starting to lose control since Kirby used her powers."

Luigi: "Well, the thing is…"

Gordon: "Oh, what now?"

Luigi: "Mario seems confident."

Kawasaki: "Wow, your brother sure is a role model."

Gordon: "Kawasaki."

Kawasaki: "Sorry. He's so strong and confident, it's hard not to trust that guy."

Sonic: "Dude, he literally kidnapped us."

Kawasaki: "Are you sure he's not just looking out for us? He gave us a new comfy home."

Ness: "I haven't been able to feel my right leg since I got here. How is this place comfy?!"

Luigi: "Well anyway, I don't know what to do. I'm not sure what he's planning next."

Gordon: "Listen, you can either take my advice or be sorry later. Tell your wife about what you did. Then get us out."

Luigi: "Y-yeah, ok."

Gordon: "Wait, seriously? You'll let us out?"

Luigi: "Well no. That's-a Mario's call, but I think I'll tell-a Daisy."

Gordon: "Fuck me."

Sonic: "Dude, no one here wants to fuck you."

Gordon: "Sonic, please."

Sonic: "I think we all agreed that we'd fuck Ness."

Ness: "I hate you."

Sonic: "Aww you're just saying that."

Ness: "And you call me the gay one."

Sonic: "Aren't you?"

Ness: "NO!"

Kawasaki: "I still don't know what that means."

Luigi: "Uh, well so when you meet-

Ness: "STOP! NO! Let's not talk about this."

Luigi: "Well anyway, thanks for giving me advice guys. I'll be on my way."

Kawasaki: "It was nice seeing you again, bye Luigi."

-Later at 2am in the morning-

Ness continued to wear down the shackles. He needed to keep trying. He needed to. At least now there's a bit of hope. Kirby showed everyone her power, so this means that the other smashers will start to doubt Mario's dumb story. There's no way Kirby could be the imposter if she has her power still.

Ness wondered how she used her power. Did she still have her suck ability? He pictured her human form with a giant mouth sucking people up. He shuddered at that thought. That's… not a good sight, but hey she proved her innocence either way and that's all that mattered. Now the others will notice him missing. Since Kirby didn't kidnap him, they'll realize that Mario did. Checkmate Mario.

Wait, but Luigi said he seemed confident. Which means… He definitely has something up his sleeve. Oh no, what if he twists the story? Mario will say something like how this woman stole Kirby's ability or something. Aaaaah! What if Kirby's copy ability isn't enough proof?! She's all alone with everyone against her at the moment. Oh but Pit and Captain Falcon were at the party, they can vouch for her! Oh, but what if they mess up. Pit isn't the type to choose his words carefully. He needs to get out of here! He needs to help Kirby prove her innocence. He needs to-

Sonic: "AAAAAHHH!"

Gordon: "WHAT THE FUCK IS IT NOW?!"

Sonic: "Sorry, I had a weird dream."

Gordon: "What is it this time?!"

Sonic: "Dude, it was so crazy. Ness's mom was involved and like-

Ness: "I'm sorry, what?!"

Sonic: "Yeah, I know right! She tried to kill me, but honestly it was kinda hot."

Ness: "You don't even know what my mom looks like. It could've been anyone."

Sonic: "Nah dude, she looked exactly like you but like with tits and long hair."

Ness: "I… I…"

Sonic: "Honestly though, she was pretty hot. Not Kirby hot, but ya know, like a solid 8."

Ness: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Sonic: "What?"

Ness: "You pictured me as a girl."

Sonic: "Nah dude it was your mom. I'm not gay."

Ness: "I never-

Sonic: "Like I get it. You want me. I'm not gonna lie, I've thought about you a few times, but it's not gonna happen. I'm not interested. I have a girlfriend."

Ness: "Y-you thought about me? H-how is that not gay?"

Sonic: "Ness you gotta let it go."

Ness: "B-but-

Kawasaki: "Ness you need to respect his wishes. You gotta let him go."

Luigi: "Forcing Sonic into liking you isn't cool bro."

Everyone: "AAAHHH!"

Ness: "W-when did you get here?"

Luigi: "About 10 minutes ago."

Ness: "But I saw you leave."

Luigi: "I got nervous so I came back."

Ness: "Nervous about what?"

Luigi: "I was going to tell-a Daisy, but I saw Mario staring at me. I got scared."

Gordon: "Of course you did."

Luigi: "Yeah, well anyway, I'm glad I am able to be here to tell Ness about boundaries."

Ness: "Oh come on! Gordon, you have my back right?"

Gordon: "Leave me out of this, kid."

Ness: "I'm not a kid! Also, this is insane! You all think I'm the crazy one, but Sonic has been creepy towards me this entire time and no one-

Sonic: "Dude, stop! I already told you, it's ok to be gay, but you need to respect my boundaries. I'm not interested. Stop pushing it."

Kawasaki: "You gotta let him go."

Luigi: "Don't worry, Ness. There's plenty of fish in the sea."

Ness: "Fuck me."

Sonic: "No thanks dude."