Filler

-The Clones-

The clones Sonic and Ness went to the bunker for a meet up. Mario wanted to check their phones. This is to make sure they're staying in character and not messing things up. Mario checked Sonic's first. It seems like he's talking to Samus a lot. Ok good. That is his girlfriend after all. It also looks like he's been talking to Knuckles, Fox, and Falco. Not too bad, Mario could definitely see Sonic talking to those three. Especially Knuckles, like that's his friend from his game.

Mario went over to Ness. The teen was stiff. He kept smiling at Mario and the plumber noticed that Ness was sweating. Oh boy, ok here he goes. Let's see how he messed up this time.

Mario went through his pictures. There were pictures of the original hanging out with his friends. It looks like the clone didn't take any pictures since he's got the phone. Better than unnecessary pictures. Then Mario checked Ness's messages. It looks like he's only talked to Leaf once. That was when he was messaging her behind Mario's back in the bunker. Hmm, ok. It looks like he's been listening. He checked the other messages. He's been messaging Lucas, Popo, and Toon Link. Ok, yeah that adds up.

Mario: "Congratulations you two passed."

Ness: "Phew."

Mario: "You looked relieved, Ness. Is there something you're hiding from me?"

Ness: "No."

Mario: "I've got my eye on you."

Ness: "C'mon can't you give a guy a break?"

Mario: "I would but I feel like you're hiding something from me. You know I don't like-a liars."

Ness: "I know, I know. I promise I'm not hiding anything. I've been hanging out with Ness's friends. Nothing wrong with that."

Mario: "Hmm."

Sonic: "It's true, he hasn't been doing anything too weird that I've seen."

Mario: "You're not hanging out with that Pokemon girl, are you?"

Ness: "Who? Leaf? Nah, I mean we're friends but we're not the closest."

Sonic: "I haven't seen them around together."

Mario: "Hmm, ok. You two are free to go."

The two started walking away.

Mario: "Wait."

Sonic and Ness stopped in their tracks.

Mario: "Do not tell anyone about our plan. Don't even tell the prisoners. I'm looking at you, Ness."

Ness: "Pssh, I don't even want to be around those losers."

Mario: "Also, I know The Hands have a whole find the imposter schedule. I want you two to go along."

Sonic: "Yeah, I mean she can be anywhere."

Mario: "She left."

Sonic: "She left?"

Mario: "She actually left to Popstar this time."

Sonic: "Do you want me to go get her? I can ask Samus for her ship."

Mario: "Don't worry about that. I need you two to keep being Sonic and Ness. Metaknight and Cyborg Villager are looking for her as we speak."

Sonic: "But won't people find Metaknight's disappearance suspicious."

Mario: "Don't worry, I'll let The Hands know that he went to tell Kirby's friends about the sad news."

Ness: "What news?"

Mario: "That he's dead, Ness. I've told you this before. Everyone thinks Kirby died."

Ness: "Haha… I wasn't really paying attention."

Mario: "Ness…"

Ness: "At least I told the truth! Look, I'm listening now!"

Mario: "You are a disappointment."

Ness: "Gee, thanks."

Mario: "Alright, anyway, both of you get out. I need to plan more with Mickey."

The two clones left the bunker. They walked together and started talking about the event.

"I'm so happy I passed the test," Ness chirped.

"All because of me."

"True! I can't thank ya enough!" Ness put his arm around Sonic's shoulder.

"Get your arm off of me. It's weird."

"What? Afraid people will think we're dating?"

"No one will think that. I just don't like your touch."

"Oh c'mon! We're basically brothers."

"You're more like a nuisance."

"I'm your little brother, except I'm a lot cooler than you and you're clearly jealous."

"Me? Jealous?"

"Yeah, you're no fun. All you do is read books. Go get laid."

"I did."

"Whoa, what!"

"Yeah."

"With who?"

"Who do you think?"

"The super hot blonde chick?!"

"Yes."

"Damn! How was it?"

"I don't want to discuss it."

"I didn't think you'd have in ya."

"Let's stop talking about it."

"You brought it up."

"No, that was you!"

"I'm genuinely shocked. You act so much like my original and we both know he couldn't get a girl."

"You really hate your original, don't you?"

"Kinda."

"Just kinda?"

"I don't HATE him. I just wish he didn't make my life harder."

"How is he making your life harder?"

"I have to act like him otherwise I die. I have to live his life and it sucks. At least you get a hot chick to bang."

"I didn't always like her. I started to see her differently recently."

"See, but the fact is you're happy with your life."

"I wouldn't say happy, but satisfied sure."

"I'm not at all. My original doesn't like people. It's torture! All he does is read and keep to himself."

"Doesn't sound too bad."

"Ok, but that's because you're like him. I wish I had your life."

"I'm sorry, but we don't make the rules."

"Yeah, yeah I know…"

The two made it back to the mansion. They said their goodbyes and walked the opposite direction. Sonic went to his room and texted his girlfriend. She called him immediately. It took him off guard, but he picked up and they started chatting away.

Ness went to his room. He lied on his bed and stared at the ceiling. He started to feel depressed. It's not fair that he has no control over his life, but Sonic is right. If he wants to stay alive he has to follow Mario's rules. If only his original was more outgoing and had game. This whole situation started to bum him out. That is until he heard a text message.

Ness opened his text message and saw that it was Popo. He added him to a group chat. It was called Da Boyz. Oh shit! What's going on?

Da Boyz

Toon Link joined the group

Megaman joined the group

Ness joined the group

Toon Link: "Shit whats up fuckerz"

Popo: "guys i made dis group so we could hang out morr"

Megaman: "Why am I here?"

Ness: "Hey guys!"

Popo: "Cuz ur in our same age group and we like u"

Megaman: "I guess."

Lucas joined the group

Ness: "Lucas!"

Toon Link: "wats up m8"

Lucas: "Hi"

Popo: "alright, so tonight i think we should go to da poool"

Toon Link: "im down"

Lucas: "The pool? It's winter…"

Popo: "C'mon itll be fuuuun. There's a fucking hot tub it'll be fiiine"

Ness: "Will Nana be there?"

Popo: "Nah just us boys chillin"

Ness: "Ok i'm down"

Megaman: "I don't like water sorry."

Popo: "Fuckin' laaaame"

Ness: "Lucas you should come."

Lucas: "But it's cold."

Ness: "There's a hot tub."

Lucas: "What if I get sick?"

Ness: "You won't. C'mon it'll be funnn"

Lucas: "ok"

Popo: "HELL YEAH!"

Ness: "Megaman you should come too"

Megaman: "I'm part robot. I don't do well with water."

Toon Link: "Shit he's right"

Popo: "Don't worry Megs we'll invite you to da next party"

Megaman: "Did you just call me Megs?"

Popo: "Alright meet me in the locker room"

Toon Link: "Omw rn"

Ness got ready. He checked his closet to see if he had swim trunks. He did surprisingly. It was buried deep within a bunch of shorts and pants, but it was there. He only had one pair. Jeez, did his original not like to swim? Oh, well at least he had one. He put it on. He then put pants over it. He made sure to pack an extra pair of boxers, a big towel, and an extra shirt just in case the one he's wearing gets wet. After he was done packing he left for the pool.

He went inside the men's locker room. He saw Toon Link and Popo already there. They greeted him. They were already shirtless and in their swim trunks. The only person that was missing was Lucas.

Toon: "Where's your boyfriend?"

Ness: "I dunno."

Popo: "Shiiit, well I'm ready to fucking swim."

Ness: "You two go ahead, I'll wait."

Toon Link and Popo nodded at each other. Ness took off his shirt and pants. All he was wearing was his trunks. It felt awkward at first, but hey this isn't the first time. Last time he swam around in his boxers and Nana was there.

Ness heard the door open. He saw Lucas walking up to him. Ness hugged him and gave him a big smile.

"You made it!" Ness cheered.

"Yay.."

"You don't sound too happy."

"I'm not much of a swimmer. Also… I feel insecure."

"C'mon it's just us guys."

"I know but…"

"It'll be less awkward once we get into the pool."

"Ok…"

Lucas went to the bathroom and changed. When he got out he was blushing. He was in a shy pose. He didn't even lock eyes with Ness. He just stared at the floor. Ness couldn't help but blush. He is so cute! He's definitely the cutest guy he's seen out of everyone else. He shook his head violently. Now's not the time to get horny, it's time to party! He grabbed Lucas's hand and yoinked him to the pool.

Ness and Lucas met up with the others. They had to go to the outdoor pool because the indoor one was closed. Lucas wasn't lying, it is cold out here. There's only one way to get over it. Ness jumped in the pool and started swimming around. It was freezing at first, but after doing some laps, the water became lukewarm.

Lucas dipped his feet. He had a hard time adjusting. Toon Link got tired of Lucas being a pussy, so he grabbed Lucas's arm and yanked in him the water. Eventually all of them got used to the temperature. They started splashing each other and playing water basketball. They did that for an hour until they all collectively decided to go to the hot tub and chill.

Popo went to his mini ice cooler. He gave them each soda to drink. Then he joined them in the hot tub.

Popo: "Aaaahh… This is nice." *Takes out a blunt*

Ness: "I love you guys."

Toon Link: "Dude saaame."

Popo: "Alright, let's spice things up. I got a game to play."

Toon: "Oh yeah?"

Popo: "Let's play truth or dare."

Lucas: "What?"

Ness: "Holy shit, yes!"

Toon: "I'm so here for this."

Popo: "Alright, Toon truth or dare?"

Toon: "Truth."

Ness: "Too scared for a dare, huh?"

Toon: "Fine, dare!"

Popo: "I dare you to jump back into the pool." *Coughs*

Toon: "Aww, what! But it's cold."

Popo: "Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!"

Ness: "You gotta it's a dare."

Toon: "Fuck… Ok fine."

Toon Link hopped out of the hot tub. He immediately was faced with the cold icy wind. He ran to the pool and jumped in. He screamed and everyone started laughing. He hopped out and went back to the hot tub. However, it burned his skin causing him to yelp. Everyone couldn't stop laughing.

Toon: "Fuck you guys!"

Ness: "I thought you loved us."

Toon: "I take it back."

Popo: "Alright, Toon we had our fun. You pick now." *Takes another hit*

Toon: "Gladly. Um, Ness truth or dare."

Ness: "Dare."

Toon: "See that cooler over there. I dare you to put ice in your trunks."

Ness: "Aww, what!"

Toon: "You have to, it's a dare."

Ness: "Fucking fiiine."

Ness got up and he immediately started shivering. He went over to the cooler and grabbed a handful of ice. Everyone was watching him. He stuck his tongue out at Toon Link and shoved the ice down his pants.

Toon: "You gotta wait out there until it melts."

Ness: "Are you kidding me?! It's fucking cold."

Lucas: "I told you guys…"

Ness: "Ugh, ok fine."

Ness sat down and waited until the ice melted. It took about a minute. He was suffering there shivering and everyone was laughing at him. Once the ice melted he went back to the hot tub. He gave Toon Link a dirty look that said 'I'm gonna get you.'

Ness: "Alright, it's my turn."

Toon: "I know you want to pick me, but you can't. You gotta pick someone new."

Ness: "Fine…"

Popo: "This is fucking hilarious. Haaahaa!"

Ness: "Ok, Lucas I pick you. Truth or dare?"

Lucas: "M-me?"

Ness: "You."

Lucas: "Uh… Truth."

Ness: "Alright I'm curious, who do you like least in the party?"

Lucas: "Oh wow…"

Toon: "Obviously not me. Everyone loves me."

Popo: "Shiit dude, that's actually a good question. Haaahaahaa." *Coughs*

Lucas: "I like all of you the same."

Toon: "Lies."

Lucas: "But…"

Ness: "Who is it?"

Lucas: "I'm sorry, Toon Link…"

Toon: "Aww what!"

Lucas: "I'm sorry."

Toon: "It's because I'm blonde."

Ness: "Dude, Lucas is blonde."

Toon: "Blondes hate blondes, that's the rule."

Ness: "Is it?"

Toon: "Listen, I'm trying to justify it ok! I'm fucking awesome!"

Lucas: "Um, Popo truth or dare?"

Popo: "Shiiit, bro I'mma pick truth."

Lucas: "Ok, um, who in this room would be the worst person to date?"

Popo: "Toon Link no doubt."

Toon: "Fuck off, mate!"

Ness: "Hahahaha! That was a good one Lucas."

Ness put his arm around Lucas's shoulder. The blonde started to blush. Oh god, he's touching him. They're so close. Too close. The others will start to question it. However, Lucas didn't want to say anything to Ness. It might kill the happy mood. Besides, it does feel… nice.

Popo: "Alright, Ness truth or dare?"

Ness: "Dare."

Popo noticed that Ness's arm was around Lucas's shoulder. He then had a good idea to make it more spicy.

Popo: "I dare you to kiss Lucas."

Lucas: "What!"

Toon: "OOOOOO! HOLY SHIT!"

Lucas couldn't believe his ears. Did Popo seriously dare Ness to do that?! There's no way he'll do that especially in front of everyone.

Ness: "Ok." *Shrugs*

Toon: "YOOO, WHAT!"

Lucas: "What!"

Ness turned to face Lucas. He gave him a wink and kissed Lucas right on the lips. He did it with no hesitation in front of everyone. He pulled away and flashed his cocky smirk. Everyone's jaws dropped including Lucas. He just did that.

Popo: "Oh shit, bro! I didn't think you'd actually do it."

Ness: "A dare's a dare."

Toon: "Yeah, but before you would never do such a thing."

Ness: "Yeah well, I changed."

Popo: "Holy shit, no kiddin'." *Takes another hit*

Toon: "So wait, you got a crush on him now?"

Ness: "Nah, it was a dare."

Toon: "So, wait-

Ness: "Truth or dare, Toon?"

Toon: "Shiit… Sorry, I'm still shocked."

Ness: "C'mon I wanna get you back."

Toon: "No, fuck you. I pick truth."

Ness: "What's a crazy sexual fantasy you had?"

Toon: "Bro, what!"

Ness: "You heard me."

Popo: "You gotta tell us. You picked truth, bro."

Toon: "Uh… C-can I have a pass?" *Blushes*

Popo: "Hell no."

Toon: "Ok shit, hold on. Um, there was this one fantasy I had… Tetra she uh…"

Ness: "C'mon spit it out. It can't be that bad."

Toon: "It's not, it's just embarrassing. For me."

Popo: "Just say it."

Toon: "Ok fine. Tetra had a dick and she was fucking me hard."

Lucas: *Snickers*

Toon: "What! It's not that bad!"

Ness: "I know, but it's still funny."

Popo: "Aren't you like the straightest one here?"

Toon: "I thought about it once ok!"

The group started laughing. Toon Link sunk his face deeper into the hot tub. Then he jumped up and pointed at Lucas.

Toon: "You laughed at me first, so I'm gonna pick you next."

Lucas: "I didn't mean to."

Toon: "Oh quit your innocent act. Truth or fucking dare."

Lucas: "T-truth."

Toon: "Perfect." *Smiles*

Lucas: "Huh?"

Toon: "Have you ever had any sexual fantasies of Ness?"

Everyone turned to face Lucas. His face was red as a tomato.

Lucas: "N-no…"

Popo: "You hesitated."

Ness: "Of course he has. I'm the best looking guy on this roster."

Toon: "Then why are you still a virgin?"

Ness: "Because I choose to be."

Toon: "You sound like an incel."

Ness: "I'm waiting for the right one."

Toon: "Nah, you definitely can't pull."

Popo: "Guys let Lucas answer. I'm super curious."

Lucas: "Um… No I haven't."

Toon: "I feel like you're lying."

Lucas: "I'm not, it's just… I… Ok, maybe once, but he was a girl."

Toon: "I fucking knew it!"

Lucas: "That doesn't mean I have a crush on him. I mean you pictured Tetra as a guy."

Toon: "Not a guy, a futa, there's a difference."

Popo: "What the fuck is a futa?"

Toon: "A girl with a cock."

Ness: "Don't worry, Lucas. We all got crazy fantasies in our heads."

Toon: "What're you trying to say, Ness?"

Ness: "C'mon, we're all guys here. You know what I mean."

Popo: "It's true. I jerk off to some weird fantasies." *Coughs*

Ness: "See? No need to feel embarrassed."

Lucas: "I guess."

Ness: "Besides, let's be real, Toon Link is the most degenerate fucker out of all of us."

Toon: "That's you."

The boys continued to laugh and talk. They started to play fuck marry or kill after that last truth. Everyone got the hint that Lucas wasn't having fun anymore, so they all decided to play a different game. Lucas was happy that Ness was there to cheer him up. He handled the situation well and he wasn't freaked out about Lucas thinking of him as a girl, which wasn't true. He thought of him as him. He just didn't want to admit that.

He didn't know if his friends would accept that he was gay. It was still heavily frowned upon. They say it's ok, but he didn't trust them fully. Especially how Toon and Popo reacted when Ness kissed him. They seemed disturbed.

The only weird thing is that he didn't know if Ness was into him. They didn't have sex, but they did touch each other. Lucas never forgot about that day. They were hanging out in Ness's room and things got steamy. Ness never brought it up again. Lucas wanted to ask, but he's too shy and what if Ness only did that so Lucas would feel happy. He didn't know if Ness was actually gay or being nice.

Ness: "Lucas!"

Lucas snapped out of his daze.

Lucas: "Huh?"

Ness: "We're leaving. You want me to walk you back to your room?"

Lucas: "Oh, um you don't have to."

Ness: "Cool, I'm walking you back."

Lucas: "O-oh, ok."

The boys changed their clothes and dried themselves off. Toon and Popo said their goodbyes. Ness and Lucas started walking back to Lucas's room. Ness was doing most of the talking. However, he stopped once they were at his door.

Lucas: "Well, thank you for walking me back."

Ness: "Did you have fun?"

Lucas: "I did."

Ness: "You sure?"

Lucas: "Yeah, sorry if I made things awkward."

Ness: "I just want to make sure you had fun too."

Lucas: "Thanks, I appreciate it."

Ness: "Um… Actually, can I come over?"

Lucas: "Oh, but it's late."

Ness: "I know, but I was wondering if we could still hang out."