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(Twelve Sixteen Franklin Ave - Royal Woods)

As Lincoln was making his way into Arkham Asylum with police commissioner Jim Gordon, things events were taking place in his home dimension, specifically in his house at 1216 Franklin avenue!

Currently one resident genius Lisa Loud was being confronted by her entire family, after they learned that she accidentally sent Lincoln to another dimension!

"Lisa, what do you mean you teleported your brother to another dimension?"asled Rita Loud, wondering what her genius daughter did to her only son.

"I was testing Multiverse theory. I asked Lincoln to be my assistant, but I must have miscalculated the power of the wormhole generator! Ahh! I knew I had too much chocolate milk last night!"said Lisa, who wasn't one to miscalculate.

"Well what are we going to do?"asked Lori Loud, who had been visiting that weekend from Fairway University.

"We're going to go to that other dimension and find your brother!"said Lynn Loud Sr, seeing that is the most obvious solution.

"We can't!"shouted Lisa, getting the attention of the rest of her family.

"What do you mean, dude?"inquired Luna Loud, wanting to know what Lisa meant by that.

"The wormhole generator used up the rare mineral it takes to power it up. I've already sent a request to the science institute for more, but it won't be here for the next couple of hours."explained Lisa nervously.

"We'll just you know you're grounded from science experiments for a month."said Rita, feeling like a punishment was fair for what Lisa did to her brother.

"After what happened to elder male sibling, I can see that is more than fair."said Lisa, understanding where her mother was coming from.

"Oh... I hope Lincoln is okay."said Leni Loud, out of concern for her brother.

"He should be fine. Lincoln is a lot of things, but being suicidally stupid is not one of them."said Lola Loud with certainty.

"I don't know about that."countered Lucy Loud, getting the attention of her family.

"What do you mean, Lucy?"inquired Luan Loud, wanting to know what her spooky little sister was talking about.

"I'm using my magic Crystal to look into Lincoln's future in that other dimension...yet I keep seeing images of some kind of bat like creature...and a clown? I don't know what it means, but by gut is telling me it's not good."said Lucy, who wondered what the bat like creature on the clown meant.

"Well it's not like clowns are scary."said Luan, who considered herself a part of the clown community.

"Speak for yourself."said Lana Loud, who is not very fond of clowns.

"I hope Lincoln okay..."said Lily Loud, worried about her older brother.

"I'm sure he's okay."said Lynn Loud Jr, even though she didn't sound so confident based on what Lucy said about a bad like creature in a clown.

Atter all, most of the time Lucy's predictions do not end well.

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(Gotham City - Arkham Asylum)

Meanwhile, back in Gotham City, Lincoln was following police commissioner Jim Gordon into the entrance of Arkham Asylum, which she suspected was some kind of supermax prison / patient facility based on how many doctors in prison guards he saw.

"Hey, what's with the kid?"said one of the prison guards.

"I don't know. Maybe he's Batman's new sidekick."said the prison guard standing next to him.

Lincoln couldn't help but feel nervous as he getting close to a door that said Arkham Asylum intensive treatment.

'Does he intend to leave me in this looney bin cuz he thinks I'm crazy?! But I told him over and over again that I'm not from this, and that my genius little sister is the reason I'm here...Okay, now that I repeated in my head I do sound crazy.' thought Lincoln to himself, before he noticed that he and commissioner Gordon were approaching a man in a suit.

"He must be the guy in charge."said Lincoln to himself, seeing as he was the only guy who was not wearing a uniform.

"That's Warden Sharp. He's the one in charge of Arkham Asylum."said commissioner Gordon to the young man, identifying the warden of Arkham Asylum.

"What is this place?"Lincoln couldn't help but try to inquire.

"This is Arkham Asylum. It's supposed to be a facility to rehabilitate criminals, but nowadays we use it to keep the worst of the worst locked up."said commissioner Gordon, making Lincoln swallow a large lump down his throat.

"And who are the worst of the worst?"Lincoln inquired nervously.

"Trust me when I say you're better off not knowing."said commissioner Gordon, making Lincoln nod his head.

"Commissioner Jim Gordon. It's good to see you. May I inquire who this young man next to you is."said Warden Sharp, who noticed Lincoln next to the police commissioner.

"This kid is a little far away from home. And I'm hoping Batman can help get him back."explain the police commissioner to the warden.

"Well if there's anyone who can solve this mystery of where this young man is supposed to go, it's the world's greatest detective."said Warden Sharp with certainty.

"So... who is this Batman?"inquired Lincoln, has he kept hearing the name over and over again, but knew nothing about the man.

"He's a vigilante that has helped the Gotham Police department take down some of the worst criminals that has ever encountered. The list includes mobsters, international contract Killers, and psychopaths are the worst kind."explained the warden of Arkham Asylum.

"He's also solves cases that have taken the GPD years to solve in a few days. If anyone can get you home, young man, it's Batman."said commissioner Gordon, who appeared to be very confident with his statement.

"Okay... I'll trust you."said Lincoln, knowing well that he couldn't deny help, and at this point he didn't care who it was as long as he could get home to his family safely.

"I need to deal with some stuff ahead from here. Do you mind staying with Warden Sharp until Batman arrives."said commissioner Gordon, making Lincoln not his head as he left them with the warden of Arkham Asylum.

"Don't worry, I don't bite."said Warden Sharp, before Lincoln nervously looked around and felt like he was about to pee his pants.

Why wouldn't he has this facility was extremely scary! So for his experiencing Gotham City has been nothing of a nightmare with him ending up getting arrested in a bank vault for something he didn't do. If that wasn't bad enough, knowing he was in some kind of super max prison for the worst of the worst just to meet some guy who calls himself Batman. Lincoln couldn't help but wonder if he did something in a past life to deserve all of this.

That is when the sound of giant metal doors could be heard opening! Lincoln turned to see the huge metal doors that led to the road entrance of Arkham Asylum open. He then notice Warden Sharp steady his gaze towards the entrance as the doors open.

There he saw a big intimidating man standing at the entrance. He was wondering what Lincoln could describe as a costume themed after a bat, his sister Lucy's favorite animal. His cowl covered a majority of his face, except for his lower half. His huge fake bat ears made him look like a demon. His long black cape floating through the rain of the outside. On his waste with some kind of utility belt filled with what Lincoln assumed to be an assortment of gadgets. And on his feet were heavy duty boots that look like the one someone waging a war would wear.

'This guy is definitely Batman.' thought Lincoln to himself, as you can see where he got the name.

That is when he turns his attention to the person kneeling on the floor. And what he saw absolutely intimidated him!

There on the floor was a skinny man with pale skin so pale that it was white. At first Lincoln thought it was just makeup, but then it quickly became clear to him that that was the man's natural skin color along with the green hair that was green up to the roots. The man was wearing a wrinkly purple suit, that look like it I've seen better days. Normally Lincoln wouldn't be intimidated by a clown, but it was quickly clear to Lincoln this wasn't you're run of the male clown as his eyes and sinister smile indicated that he was a psychopath that would make even Lola cry!

This made Lincoln swallow a large lump down his throat, trying his best not to pee his pants as Batman and this guy who he assumes is the Joker make their way towards him and Warden Sharp.

"Hey Sharpie! Love what you've done with the place!"said the Joker with a chuckle.

"That's WARDEN sharp to you!"said Warden Sharp sternly.

"Boles!"shouted the warden, causing one of the guards to make his way over to Joker and Batman.

'This guy reeks like booze!' thought Lincoln, who noticed the smell of alcohol emanating from the one called Boles.

"Oooh! Who's the white haired kid next to you, Sharpie? Did you hand pick a new sidekick for Batsy?"inquired the Joker, making Lincoln so nervous that he hid behind the warden.

"Ooh! He's never going to make it with that little backbone."said Joker before he began laughing.

"Shut up, clown!"said the guard called Boles as he approached the Joker.

"Yo, Frank-ay! How's the wife and kids? Ya miss me?"said the Joker as he turned his attention to boles.

"I said shut it, clown! A lot of people here really want to talk to you."said Boles as he grabbed the Joker by his suit collar, before he let him to stretcher that Lincoln assume was for the prisoners.

"Really, I don't mind walking."said Joker, before Boles and another guard strapped him in.

"Not so tight boys, you'll crease the suit."said Joker, before he began laughing.

"Get that filthy degenerate out of here."ordered the warden.

"Warden, something's not right. I'm going with him."said Batman, basically saying he was doing it with the warden's permission or not.

"... I'm... I'm going as well."said Lincoln, to sign the stay close to Batman as he was his best chance at getting home.

"What's a kid doing here?"inquired Batman, who just barely noticed Lincoln.

"Commissioner Gordon brought him in, says you need to keep an eye on him."said the warden, causing Batman to look down at Lincoln.

"Eek!"said Lincoln nervously.

"Stay close and don't get anywhere near the Joker."said Batman, before he turned back to follow the guards taking Joker deeper into the asylum.

"Wouldn't dream on it."said Lincoln before he followed Batman.

"Ahh! Now that is in very nice Snow White. I promise not to bite."said the Joker, which Lincoln quickly realized that he was Snow White because of his white hair.

He was about to say something when Batman stopped him.

"Don't engage a conversation with him. That's exactly what he wants."said Batman, making Lincoln not his head, quickly understanding what the Dark Knight meant.

"Where is commissioner Gordon?"inquired Batman to one of the guards.

"He's in patient handover, sir. He needed to fill out some paperwork and left the kid here."responded the guard.

"I see."said Batman, before he and Lincoln continued walking.

"Sharpie loves his cameras. Hey, Sharpie! You getting my good side? But heck, they're all good, aren't they?"said the Joker, who for some reason was making small talk as he was being led to patient handover.

That is when two lights turned on, as Joker and the two guards escorting him made their way to some kind of platform.

"I want him securely locked away this time. Another escape and I will lose support from my mayoral campaign."said the warden, making Lincoln realize that this guy was running for mayor.

But who would want to be the mayor of this city?

"Don't worry, Warden. I have every available guard station here today, sir."said the guard whose name tag says North.

"I hope it's enough, officer North. For your sake."said Warden Sharp, which Lincoln found to be a little harsh.

This officer North was clearly doing everything in his power to make sure this Joker doesn't escape, so why was the warden being such a jerk? Maybe it had something to do with his campaign for mayor? That was the only logical conclusion Lincoln could come up with.

"Walk!"said Batman, making Lincoln snap out of his thoughts as he, Batman, three Arkham Asylum guards, and the Joker got on the platform.

"Joker is our most challenging patient. Curing him will submit my reputation. Inform Dr Young her patient is here."said the warden, as the platform began to descend.

"Look at all of this new security. How is a guy supposed to break out of here?"inquired Joker sarcastically.

"I think you're not supposed to break out of here."said Lincoln, causing Joker to look at him.

This almost caused Lincoln to pee his pants but he held it in.

"Well,well,wel! Looks like your new sidekick has more guts than we thought. There might still be hope for him yet, Batsy."said Joker with a chuckle.

New patient in the intensive treatment log

That robotic voice made Lincoln jump for a second, before he realized it was just the security system of the Asylum talking.

All non-essential staff to vacate the area

Lincoln was about to vacate the area as he wasn't staff or essential, but Batman stopped him.

"Stay."said Batman firmly, causing Lincoln to stay as he followed him into some kind of tunnel.

"It's always nice to return to my sweet little ha-ha-hacienda."said Joker as the group entered a certain part of the tunnel and stopped.

Lincoln stopped as well and wondered what was going on until he Heard a voice through the speaker.

"Tunnels full! Start the scan."said a guard through the PA system.

Before Lincoln could ask what was going on, like started going through the room like a scanning system of a computer. It didn't take a genius to realize that this was a weapons check, to see if Joker smuggled anything in.

"You know what? I prefer the good old cavity search. Much more personal."said Joker, making Lincoln almost spill his lunch at the thought of doing a cavity search.

"Got a red light. Multiple prohibited items."said the officer doing the scan.

"I want Joker search again!"shouted another guard through the PA system.

"Err. It's not the patient. It's, err..."said the guard doing the scan, making Lincoln realize that he was referring to Batman and himself.

What neither Police commissioner Gordon or detective Harvey Bullock realizes that Lincoln had some items on him when he was arrested, and he kept them on him because one detective Bullock didn't think to do a search on him.

Now it wasn't anything dangerous like a handgun or a knife. It was just some stuff that fell with him from Lisa's lab, and is Ace Savvy cards.

"Woah! Whatcha sneak in with you, Bats? C'mon, tell me, tell me! Batarangs? Batclaws? Bat snacks?"inquired the Joker.

"Or maybe you were a new little friend has some things he's not supposed to have."said Joker, making Lincoln hide behind Batman.

"Scan is green on Joker."said the guard who did the scan, making Lincoln feel relieved as he was glad this dangerous man didn't have any weapons on him.

"Open the gate! Get him out of there!"shouted of the guard from earlier, the one who ordered another scan on Joker.

"I want weapons on him at all times. Do not let him out of your sight!"said a guard whose name tag said Cash.

Lincoln also noticed that this officer Cash was missing one of his hands, with said hand being replaced with a prosthetic hook

"There'll be enough time for you later, Cash. Speaking of time, tick, tock, tick, tock. Is that a crocodile right here?"said Joker, making Lincoln feel like that was a low blow, as he feels that's a personal job to the guard, who most likely lost his hand to a crocodile.

"What's up doc, pencil me for an appointment tomorrow at 4:00. We have a lot of catching up to do.."said Joker, referring to the female Doctor who Lincoln could guess was Dr Young based on her name tag.

But there was something else that Lincoln noticed. Ever since Joker got here he wasn't being serious, but as soon as he saw Dr Young he got serious for a second...What what's going on? He didn't know why but he had a bad feeling that something bad was about to happen.

Little did he know that he was going to be correct!