At Belle Reve Penitentiary, Savant (played by John Herbert) is seen sitting in his cell, bouncing a ball in his hand. As he sees a bird fly in before him, his eyes narrow in on it. The bird tweets before it notices Savant staring and says, "Uh, hey. What are you in for?" As Savant throws the ball, it bounces against all four walls of the cell before it strikes the bird and kills it instantly.
Soon Waller (played by Donna Tubbs) enters Savant's cell. "Hi, you must be Savant. How are you doing, today?"
"I just killed a bird in my cell for no reason," he responded harshly. "How do I think I'm doing?"
Once the medical staff inserted a nano bomb into the back of his neck via syringe, Savant changed into his red uniform and follows Amanda Waller through a hallway, where he meets Colonel Rick Flagg (played by Joe Swanson in his wheelchair). "Nice to meet you, Savant," he said as they shook hands. "How was prison? I heard you were put in here because you molested young boys during your career as a supervillain. I also heard that you were a war veteran, which is why we recruited you. We'll be killing a lot of soldiers on a small island nation called Corto Maltese." Everyone remained silent for a brief moment. "Yeah, perhaps I said too much. I'm not supposed to tell you this until we get to our destination... Anyway, come with me."
Savant accompanies Flagg as they both leave Amanda Waller behind.
Rick Flagg and Savant exit through the back of their transport vehicle and arrive at their rendezvous point. There, they meet with the other members of Task Force X, otherwise known as the Suicide Squad: Blackguard (played by Steve Smith), Mongal (Roger Smith), Captain Boomerang (Tom Tucker), TDK (Holt Richter), Javelin (Chris Griffin), and Weasel (Greased Up Deaf Guy).
"I bet you didn't know we recruited characters outside our show," Flag smirked to Savant, as he referred to the aforementioned characters from the Cleveland Show and American Dad.
"These are the weirdest looking soldiers I ever laid eyes upon," Savant says as he meets the Suicide Squad for the first time. "What kind of war are we fighting in, anyway?"
"Oh, sorry," says Flag. "I told you; I can't go into too much detail. All you need to know is that the people you'll be working with will be your brothers and sisters for the next few days. Now that was just a metaphor. I don't mean that too literally in case, you know, you had any sibling alienated from your family or if your parents got divorced and one of them remarried and made you a half sibling or step sibling. Anyway, we'd better get going."
The now assembled team gathers together in front of a giant United States flag and walks away from it towards a helicopter in front of them.
"I don't know why we're walking like this or where we're going," says Weasel.
Once everyone is seated on the helicopter, Harley Quinn (played by Jillian Russell-Wilcox) joins them. "Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. I got mixed up in that other Suicide Squad."
"She doesn't know which film we're doing," Joe explained to his team members.
Roger gasps in surprise at Jillian walking by. "You said I was the only female character on this squad," he whined to Joe Swanson.
"We lied," Joe admitted. "It was the only way we could convince you."
"You son of a bitch."
"There's nothing you can do about it now. Look on the bright side: at least you're the only member who's an alien. Alright, that's everybody," Rick says to the pilots.
The helicopter disembarks while carrying all members of Task Force X.
Everyone seated at both ends of the helicopter remain silent while heading towards their destination.
"Hey, aren't you that short guy from the Cleveland Show," Steve asked Holt. "What are you doing here?"
"Well, I was pretty much out of work ever since the Cleveland Show got cancelled, and this was the only job I could get. Anyway, I hope I do well and, you know, not get myself killed, considering we're called the Suicide Squad and all that."
"Listen, Jillian," Chris said to her. "I just got to say you're the most beautiful and wonderful character we've ever had on Family Guy, and I'd hate to have anything bad happen to you the moment we get off this helicopter."
"Aw, thanks, Chris."
"Hey, has anyone else noticed that our two dumbest characters are flirting with each other?" asked Tom Tucker.
"Yeah, no wonder they belong together," said Holt.
"No! Chris, I thought we had something special!" cried Herbert, devastated by Chris' relationship with Jillian.
"Hey, who are you supposed to be?" Steve asked the Greased-Up Deaf Guy next to him.
"What?"
"I said who are you supposed to be?" Steve reiterated.
"I don't have any cocaine with me right now," the Greased-up Deaf Guy replied, clearly ignorant of Steve said.
"What the hell is this guy's problem?" Steve asked Joe, who appeared before Task Force X.
"You'll have to forgive him, he's the Greased-Up Deaf Guy. He's deaf... and covered in grease."
"Are you sure it was a good idea putting him on the team? Because I've got a good feeling that he'll be the first one of us to die."
"Well, I don't know about you guys, but I was told that my character survived the whole ordeal in that last Suicide Squad movie," said Tom Tucker. "So, I think I'll be fine."
"Well, either way, we've now reached our destination, so be prepared to jump out of the helicopter," Flag says to the Suicide Squad. "And remember, you've all got bombs in your head if we catch you doing any funny business. Are we clear?"
"I'm sorry, could you explain to us the part about the bombs again?" asked Harley. "I wasn't paying attention."
"It's okay, I wasn't paying attention either," Javelin assured her. "Let's just follow everybody once they jump out of the helicopter."
As the rear door of the helicopter opens up, the Suicide Squad jumps out and lands in the ocean below them. However, once the Greased-up Deaf Guy joins them, he starts drowning. "Help, help! I just realized I can't swim!" he cried before he completely sunk into the ocean.
Rick Flag watches as the Greased-Up Deaf Guy drowns from the helicopter. "Huh. Well, it looks like we lost one already."
Savant retrieves the Greased-Up Deaf Guy's body and swims it to a remote island where the rest of the team heads to. "The Greased-Up Deaf Guy is dead! I repeat, the Greased-Up Deaf Guy is dead!"
"See?" said Blackguard. "I told you he wouldn't make it."
"Waller, we made it to the island," Flag said into his earpiece. "Well, all but one that is."
"Hey, guys!" cried Blackguard moving forward into the island with his hands raised. "Guys, it's me!"
"What the hell are you doing, kid?" asked Captain Boomerang.
"Blackguard, get back into your position!" ordered Rick Flag.
Blackguard ignores his teammates as he continues calling out to the soldiers who shine lights in front of the Suicide Squad. "I'm the one who contacted you, remember? Did I mention my father works for the CIA?" Blackguard is then shot in the face and dies once the soldiers open fire.
"Yeah, Waller, we got a problem," said Flag. "So, it turns out Blackguard sold us out and landed in the same place as that Greased-Up Deaf Guy. So, uh... can we just go back and say that we've tried?"
"Nah, you guys got this," she replied.
"I'm not one to argue, Waller, but-"
"Oh, thank you so much for believing in us, ma'am," said Harley.
"Harley, wait!" Flag said to her, who fired an RPG at the soldiers.
Meanwhile, Waller and her staff survey the battle before them at their headquarters in the United States.
"Hey, Flag," said John Economos, one of Waller's staff members (played by Carl). "Why don't you try dispatching the Detachable Kid? I want to see what his powers are."
"Alright, daddy," said Holt. "Time to make you proud." Both of TDK's arms remove themselves from his body and floated towards the soldiers. However, his arms fight feebly against them. "Oh, yeah, you like that? Yeah! USA! USA!"
"You suck!" cried one of the soldiers.
"It's no wonder his tv show got cancelled," Rick Flag said to Harley out disbelief.
"Alright, my turn," said Mongal before she ran up a boulder and lunged at a helicopter. However, once she grabs onto its lower rail, she screams as it spins out of control. "Ah! I didn't think this one through! What a horrible way for me to die! In the beginning of the episode!"
As the helicopter's rotor collides into a tree, Captain Boomerang is impaled by shredded pieces of wood, causing him great pain and discomfort. "To think I'd actually survive this whole event. Oh, well. At least I'll see Diane Simmons in hell." The helicopter then comes crashing into him, slicing him apart.
Savant simply stands by at the outskirts of the island as his teammates die before him: Javelin being riddled by bullets, Mongal screaming while catching fire from the flaming wreckage of the helicopter on top of her, and TDK writhing in agony on the sand once the soldiers open fire at both of his arms. Savant panics as he swims back to the ocean.
Amanda Waller and her staff take notice of Savant's attempt at dissertation. "I see what you're doing, Savant. Turn back now." Nevertheless, Savant continues swimming while whimpering. Amanda orders Economos to open a briefcase that enables her to detonate the bombs inserted in each member of Task Force X. "This is your last warning, Savant." As Waller gets no response, she sighs and says, "Man, he was just an old pervert, anyway." She then presses a button, which blows up Savant's head, leaving his dead body floating in the ocean.
"Ma'am, nearly everyone in that team died," a male staff member told Waller.
"Eh, I'm not worried. They were just a distraction so that our other team could sneak onto the island."
A much smaller group consisting of five members arrive on another shore of Corto Maltese. They are Peacemaker (played by Peter Griffin), Bloodsport (Jerome), King Shark (Billy Finn), Polka Dot Man (Mort Goldman), and Ratcatcher 2 (Meg Griffin).
"Admit it," Peter smirked to the audience. "You didn't know we were the real Suicide Squad this entire time. Oh, by the way, I thought Cleveland was going to play as Idris Elba's character," he said to Jerome.
"Nah, man. He wanted to play as Will Smith's character from the previous film."
"Well, the hell with David Ayer's Suicide Squad! Was I not clear when I told the audience we weren't doing any of the other live-action DC films?"
"Hey, why the hell am I a rat in this parody?" asked Brian playing as the rat, Sebastian, sitting on Meg's shoulder. "I mean, am I even a member?"
"Eh... technically you are," said Peter. "Except you're taking orders from Meg, not Waller, so, uh... have fun with that."
"Hey, thanks again for inviting me," said Billy Finn.
"Why is he here?" asked Meg.
"Because he was the closest thing we could find to a shark," replied Peter.
"Why couldn't you guys let me play as the shark? I'm more of a fish than he is!" complained Klaus whose head poked out of the ocean behind them. "Roger and Steve got to be in that other team earlier, that's not fair!"
"Did you know they both died in that other team?" asked Peter.
"What?!"
"Yeah, both of their bodies are lying on the other side of the island right now as we speak."
"You know what, I'm good. Anyway, good luck to all of you on your mission. You'll need it." Klaus then swims back to the sea.
Team two of Task Force X continue their journey through the jungle bush.
"Hey, guys," said Peter. "I'm reading the script right now because I'm terrible at remembering my lines, and it says here my character's name is Peacemaker. He cherishes peace with all his heart, and he believes that killing people will help him achieve that. Seems like a weirdo, if you ask me. Oh! I got a better name. How about the 'Pete-maker?'"
"Hmm... I don't get it," said Billy Finn.
"Yeah, me neither," agreed Mort.
"Okay, well, how come Jerome is the team leader? He's not even the star of Family Guy!"
"Well, no offense, Peter," said Jerome. "But you hardly seem qualified to be the leader of this team."
"Yeah, dad," said Meg. "Jerome seems more capable than you."
"So, I guess you and I are going to be complete dicks to each other, just like the script says, huh?" Peter said to Jerome. "Speaking of which, the script also says you tell me to eat a whole bag of dicks."
"Well, you sure could use a dick," laughed Billy Finn. "Like, there was this one time I saw him naked in his family's bathroom, and I just couldn't see him penis."
"Oh, my god," groaned Peter. "Not this again."
On the other side of the island, Harley is hastily dodging explosions occurring around her until she lands next to Javelin, who is in his final moments.
"Oh, no," she said to him.
"I wish I got to know you better, Jillian. I would've made a better boyfriend than Brian ever did. You once taught me and my dad that the sun and the moon were the same person. I'd like you to have my javelin. I never used it for anything, it was just a prop given to me. Anyway, carry it for..." Javelin dies before he could finish his sentence to Harley.
Harley smacks Javelin repeatedly in the face, trying to get him to tell her. "Carry it for who? How am I supposed to carry it if I don't know who it's for?"
As the soldiers surround Harley, she asks them, "Hey, could you help me out? Do any of you know who I'm supposed to be carrying this thing for?"
Rick is running through the jungle after he barely escapes with his life. "Screw those guys!" he said to the audience. "Every man for himself!" However, he trips over himself and falls out of his wheelchair. He is then surrounded by people with guns. "Huh, well, I guess this is what I get for abandoning my teammates. Listen, could you guys give me one last request? I want to tell my wife, Bonnie, I won't make it home for dinner tonight."