U.A. Entrance Exam
"COME AND GET SOME WHILE YOU STILL CAN! HEHEHEAHAHA~" Inosuke, a teen that chose to wear a boar's head over his own, shouted as he hurled himself at another group of bots, while carrying with him baseball bats in each hand. The momentum of his leap carried him up through the air and down into the first bot while slamming his baseball bats in the head of the bot he zeroed in on. "Gehahaha!" He cackled as the bot short circuited and fell up while leaving Inosuke to leap off his fallen prey, just before a few other bots could come in and slam their arms where he once was.
Inosuke hand managed to bound off from the bot he had smashed the head in of, and managed to land his feet on a lamppost; with his arm rectracted, he threw one of his baseball bats into the unaware bot in the back, puncturing the metal and snapping the wires within from the blunt object puncturing through the bots back. "Hehehaha! YOu think this is enough! Keep sending them in! I got all the time in the world to send these bots to the scap heap! Gehaheha~!" He cackled while leaping off the lamp post he had once landed on and used to rebound off from.
The third bot turned around to shoot where he once was, only to have Inosuke lunge over it and land atop the felled bot from before to collect his baseball bat, "Gimme! Gahaha!" he cackled some more.
The bot turned to attack the teen only to find the batshit crazy teen gone from its scanners, "Hey! Below you!" Inosuke shouted with a gleeful tone, to which the bot did and aimed its reticles down on the crouching teen. "Imma turn you inside out! Gehehe!" Inosuke giggled as he spring up and twisted his body to quite literally drill with his baseball bats through the underside of the bot and outside its head.
Inosuke now found himself landing atop another light post as he held his weapons of choice, he leaned back while cackling into the air, "WHO'S nexT! I got More steam to run off! Let's freaking go already!" he demanded, before quickly calming his breath and scanned the horizon to see a very large bot that was supposed to be zero points.
"...MINE!" Inosuke shouted as he leapt of the lamp post, and ran through the streets towards the largest bot of them all, "Mine, mine mine minemineminemine!" He said in quick succession.
Instructor Booth
Nezu sipped from his tea cup as he sat and watched the chao unfold across the various regions of the fake city, before setting it down to speak with an intrigued tone, "My, quite the selection this year." he observed.
"Right." Aizawa noted as he stood beside the principal while watching one of the monitors show one green haired kid struggle in finding a bot to take down, before looking to another one that showed one of the examinees that wore a boar's head over his own. "Did we make sure to run psychoanalysis on the student potentials" He deadpanned.
"Shh~" Nezu lifted his finger up and pointed at the view of the windows to show various regions now unleashing their zero pointers, "And now the finale begins!"
"A bit excessive, though, don't you think?" Yagi asked while standing not far from the two and few other teachers of U.A. highschool.
"Nonsense!" Nezu waved off his worry and showed that most teens were smart enough to escape the threat of the zero pointers, "Oh look!" he pointed at the screen where the Green hair teen managed to down one in one punch.
"Yeah, but look at his arm" Aizawa pointed out at the monitor showing the teen fall to the earth, before getting saved just in time by another examinee, "Not quite good if he injures himself so easily using his quirk." he noted.
While the two were talking, Toshinori Yagi was inwardly cringing what what amount of pain his successor was in now.
"What about that kid in region A?" Yamada questioned and pointed to another monitor.
"AHAHA, MINE MINE, not yours, mine! Out of the way! MOVE IT! GEHAHAHA!" Inosuke was heard shouting as he charged at a leg of his region's zero point, before somehow drilling himself up through the leg with his bats somehow.
"...A bit unhinge, I'd say…" Aizawa shook his head at the shear nonsense the teen was exuding while managing to burrow his way up through the bot.
Various dents and bumps exploded through the zero pointer's chassis that led all the way up to the head, until its head exploded off and fell to the ground below. "Gehahah!" Inosuke cackled as he emerged out of from where the head used to be, and stood with his baseball bats raised into the air, "I~ am ~ Inosuke! HEar me ROAR! EHEHAHAHA!" The boar headed masked teen shouted as the bot he stood atop of fell forward while his still stood on it.
The entire staff were quiet at the sheer incredulousness of the teen, and watched the concrete dust settle, and their on the street laid Inosuke taking a quite nap, before snapping his eyes back open. "AHHH, I'm not done!" he shouted, before leaping back onto his feet and looked quickly to his left and right….just before the buzzer ran off to signal the test was over. "NOOO!" He yelled while collapsing to his knees.
After several seconds past amongst the staff, Vlad spoke with a straight look at Aizawa, "Dibs on not getting him into my class." he said quickly.
Aizawa blinked a few times, before registering he would no doubt be stuck with a deranged student, most likely feral if he was to believe the nature of Inosuke. "...Damn it…" he cursed his luck, especially since it was out of the argument as the teen racked up quite the points.