'What's wrong with you?' Pig asked.
'I sent my cousin Eddie as a representitive to the lions in hopes of establishing some kind of peace talks between my tribe and them, but I haven't heard from him in 2 weeks. I'm fearing the worst.' Zebra unhappily sighed.
'Well, maybe he's so busy talking with them, he just lost tack of time.'
'I appreciate your optimism, but whenever anyone goes this long with no word, it always means they've been eaten.'
'Not always. Maybe this time it'll be different.'
When Zebra got home, he found a letter from the lions saying that talks went well with Eddie and he was being sent home. Zebra almost couldn't believe it, 1 of his relatives had for once not been immediately eaten?!
2 days later, he received a box, opened it, and in it contained his cousin's skull.
'AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!'