Special 4: Valentine's Day
(Play Love Train by The O'Jays for this first section)
The Space Tree is decorated to be Valentine' Day themed. Everybody starts to decorate for Valentine's Day. They start to give each other Valentines Day cards. Bessie gives everybody gift baskets. Marcie was creating a Valentine's Card for Charlie Brown. Professor Chaos puts his Cupid statue in the chaos room and the Chaos Minions decorated the room for Valentine's Day. Eleven of Hearts designs a dress for her. Sureshot puts up a banner that says Happy Valentine's Day.Throughout the song, everybody continues toget ready for Valentine's Day. Tom writes a card for Toots, but Jerry rolls his eyes. Everybody in the Space Tree are excited to get ready for the day of love and the song ends.
Everybody was at the meeting room.
Colonel Rawls: As you all know, tomorrow is Valentine's Day, and we're gonna have a party. And after Valentine's Day, that's what you are all gonna graduate as and become Space Rangers! (Everyone cheered.) Yacker, thanks for inviting your friends to spend the day of love with us. So all of you make our plans because the Space Tree is gonna have the best Valentine's Day ever! (They all cheered again.) Meeting over. You can all leave now.
They all left the room.
Randy and Towelie are outside the space tree about to sell the Tegridy Farms in Space Valentine's Day special.
Randy: Selling Tegridy in space is gonna earn us a huge bonus of space bucks!
Towelie: I know! Everybody in space will be filled with Tegridy!
Randy: So which planet should we go to?
(Play Heaven Must Have Sent You by the Elgins for the rest of this section.)
Towelie: Let's head to Quadra first.
Randy: Yeah. Those sea lizards could use some Tegridy. Let's go!
Randy and Towelie head to Quadra to sell their weed to the sea lizard people. All of the sea lizard people smoked the weed and got really high. And then throughout the song, Randy and Towelie are bathing in space money as they continues to give Tegridy Weed to so many people in various planets. From Morag to Sparta, to Tundra and many more. So many people in space are getting high on the Tegridy Farms Valentine's Day special. In the final 15 seconds of the song, Randy and Towelie are now doing money angels on the ground happy while Sharon and the South Park kids watch this and the song ends.
Sharon: That's what I call embarrassing.
They walked away, but General Disarray stays there with an idea.
In Colonel Rawls' office, he is currently doing paperwork as General Disarray enters.
General Disarray: Hey Rawls?
Colonel Rawls: What is it?
General Disarray: I noticed that you don't have a Cupid.
Colonel Rawls: Oh yeah. I forgot all about that.
General Disarray: I was wondering if I could be the Space Tree's cupid.
Colonel Rawls: Yeah right! You just want an excuse to strip all of your clothes off and run around naked! Well, that's not happening!
General Disarray: Why does everybody always say that?! I'm not gonna do it. I just think it would make sense for the Space Tree to have a cupid and I can be the cupid.
Colonel Rawls: I don't know about that.
Charlene: Come on, Rawls. Let him be Cupid. What's the worst that could happen?
Colonel Rawls: A lot, but alright. You can be Cupid.
General Disarray: Yes! Thanks, Rawls.
Colonel Rawls: But I better not hear any complaints about you being naked or you're gonna be doing push-ups for hours, got it?!
General Disarray: Yes Sir.
Colonel Rawls: Good! Now change out of that uniform.
(Play You Can Get It If You Really Want by Jimmy Cliff for this section.)
Dougie is now wearing a Cupid toga with a bow and arrow.
Dougie: Okay. Time to spread some love.
Portia was eating some food when Dougie shoots her with an arrow.
Portia: Ow! What the fuck?!
Dougie walks away and then he starts to shoot arrows at multiple people, from Violet and Patty to Royal Flush and Queen of Diamonds, and all of them were angrily annoyed. Ace Savvy also got shoot in the arrows by Dougie and he was not having it. Throughout the song, Dougie was shooting arrows at everybody at the Space Tree, angering them, but they don't know he did it. He continues to shoot arrows left and right, thinking he was spreading love, but all he was doing was hurting people. The last ones were Theresa and Isla, who were talking and holding Valentines Cards. He then shoots the arrows at the two girls and they both scream in pain. Dougie then ran off and they then took the arrows off them. Both of them were furious.
Theresa: WHEN WE FIND WHO DID THIS, THAT PERSON WILL PAY!!!
Isla: YEAH!!!
Dougie returns to the barracks and lays on his bed and the song ends.
Dougie: I'm excited for Valentine's Day. Last year, I used a love spray to make the girls love me, but it didn't go so well. I ended up being humiliated by everybody the rest of that day. But maybe I won't have to worry about it happening again this year.
He then smiles.
Toolshed and Call Girl were flying to Tropical Resort in a ship.
Toolshed: So you want me to dance with you?
Call Girl: Sure. Let's do it.
Toolshed: Okay.
When they made it, Call Girl played a song on one of her phones.
(Play These Dreams by Heart for the rest of this section.)
Call Girl approached Toolshed.
Call Girl: May I have this dance?
Toolshed: Oh yeah. Let's do this.
Toolshed and Call Girl begin to slow dance.
Call Girl: I'm enjoying this.
Toolshed: Me too. Let's continue this.
They continued their slow dance romantically. Toolshed smiles when Call Girl continues to slow dance with him.
Call Girl: This is the best slow dance we have ever had.
Toolshed: Yeah. This is gonna be the best Valentine's Day in space ever.
Call Girl: Yeah.
Toolshed: If we ever go back to Earth, we should do more of these.
Call Girl: Yeah.
Both Toolshed and Call Girl continue their slow dance and did the spin and dip.
Toolshed: This is really fun. We should do this more often.
Call Girl: Yeah.
They continue to slow dance together throughout the song and while it was playing, they slow danced like they've never slow danced before. Near the end of the song, Toolshed smiles romantically at Call Girl.
Toolshed: Hey Call Girl?
Call Girl: Yeah?
At the 3:26 mark of the song, Toolshed kisses Call Girl on the lips and she blushes romantically. They both continued to kiss until the song ended.
Toolshed: This is what I've been wanting to do.
Call Girl: Aw thanks!
Toolshed: You're welcome. Now let's head back to the Space Tree.
They got in the ship and blasted off into space.
Later that night, everybody was at the top of the Space Tree with the heart statue being made.
Chance Sureshot: This heart statue is gonna be this year's symbol to Valentine's Day here.
Recap Robot: We did an excellent job.
Randy and Towelie approach them while high.
Randy: Hey. We made tons of space bucks.
Towelie: Yeah.
Toothpick Sally: Seriously?! You're gonna get high the night before Valentine's Day?!
Randy: Yeah. That's the Tegridy Farms holiday tradition.
Chance Sureshot: You do know Rawls is gonna get on you for this, right?
Randy: He won't know. He's in his office all day! But anyways, let's party!
Charlie Brown: We did a good job this year.
Linus: Yeah. Let's hope nothing will ruin this.
Charlie Brown walks away and slips on a banana peel and then it hits Gwen in the face.
Gwen: Ah! What the hell?!
She knocked over the pillar and it comes crashing down. Luckily, the statue stayed intact.
Toothpick Sally: That was a close one.
Recap Robot: Yeah, but we do need to reset everything up.
Dougie: Happy Valentine's Day!
Pip: Dougie! No!
He shoots the arrow and it hits Kenny in the chest and he hits the statue, it then falls over and breaks, shocking everybody.
Dougie: Oh no.
They all looked at shock after what happened to the symbol of Valentine's Day.
Sally: What did you do?!
Dougie: It... it was an accident. I wasn't trying to...
Theresa: So it was you!
They approached him angrily.
Isla: You were the one shooting arrows at people!
Dougie: I was doing it to bring love to everyone.
Violet: Bringing love doesn't mean you can shoot us with fucking arrows!
Dougie: But Cupid does it all the time.
Pip: Is that my bow and arrow?
Dougie: Yeah, but I was borrowing it.
Pip grabs it.
Pip: Nobody touches my bow and arrow but me! Plus, it goes with my supervillain outfit!
Dougie: Sorry Pip.
Lucy (Peanuts): It's official. Dougie ruined Valentine's Day.
Cartman: Just like how he ruins everything else!
Dougie: Didn't Charlie Brown slip on that banana peel and trigger all of this?
Violet: Yeah, but at least he didn't destroy the statue, which was this year's Space Tree Valentine's Day symbol!
Patty: Come on, guys. Let's go. Valentine's Day is ruined, thanks to this ugly little abomination of a human being!
Everybody left while giving Dougie angry glares.
Sally: Way to go, Dougie!
Portia: Thanks for ruining the holiday!
Gwen: Stupid ginger dumbass.
Craig walks past Dougie flipping him off angrily while Tom and Jerry sticks their tongues at him.
Dougie: I'm sorry... I was just...
Everyone: SHUT UP, DOUGIE!!!
He was upset. Rawls then looked at Charlene.
Colonel Rawls: I told you having him as Cupid was a bad idea.
Charlene: You're right. I'm sorry, honey.
Colonel Rawls: It's not your fault. I should've gotten rid of that Cupid costume a while ago. (He sighs) Looks like we're gonna be the only ones in space not celebrating Valentine's Day.
Charlene: Don't say that. We can still salvage everything.
Colonel Rawls: No we can't. It's over. If you need me, I'll be in my office.
He walks away and leaves.
(Play I Want to Know What Love Is by Foreigner for this section.)
Everybody was upset that Valentine's Day was ruined. Snoopy was in the barracks crying while the Loud pets, Spike, Tyke and Happy comfort him. Pip puts his bow and arrow back with his supervillain outfit and lays on his bed. Dougie then entered the barracks in his normal clothes and lays on his bed. Ben and Happy were in their barracks listening to the song on Bessie's Zune when she clicked it off at the 1:39 mark.
Ben: Hey! We were listening to that!
Bessie: It's not over yet. We can still fix everything!
Ben: How?! The symbol was destroyed! Dougie destroyed Valentine's Day for everybody in the Space Tree.
Bessie: I know, but I earned my statue making badge back on Earth, so I can remake the symbol. But we need everybody in the Space Tree. If we want to save Valentine's Day, we can do it in style.
Ben: You're right. Let's do it!
Bessie: Let's go and save Valentine's Day!
Ben: Yeah!
(Play Ain't Nothing Like the Real Thing by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell for this section.)
Bessie, Ben and Happy round up everyone in the Space Tree as a mission to save Valentine's Day. Bessie explains how they can remake the symbol and then they all agreed to it. They start to go back to the top of the Space Tree and continued to reset everything before it got destroyed and cleans up the broken debris. Bessie starts to remake the statue while Portia and Gwen put the Happy Valentine'a Day banner up. Everybody was working their hardest to get heir Valentine's Day back, but it was missing something. Back at the barracks, Dougie was upset because he ruined everything. Butters and Pip entered the barracks.
Butters: Hey Dougie. We kinda need a cupid.
Dougie: But I ruined everything.
Pip: I know, but you love being Cupid, except for last year where the girls humiliated you by dressing you up in a fucked up cupid costume.
Dougie: Don't remind me.
Pip: But don't worry. You can still be Cupid. In fact, (He pulls out the toga and his bow and arrow set.) Here's your costume. Make sure you give this bow and arrow set back to me.
Dougie: Okay!
Dougie throws all of his clothes off and puts the Cupid outfit back on.
Butters: Now let's continue getting ready.
The trio of Melvins left the barracks while everybody continues to set up everything for Valentine's Day. Bessie was all done with the symbol and after hours of preparing, the top of the Space Tree was back to the way it was for Valentine's Day and the song ended.
Bessie: We did it!
They all cheered.
Hilary: Bessie, you saved Valentine's Day.
Bessie: No Mom. We saved Valentine's Day by working as a team!
Kyle: Yeah. We all banded together and save Valentine's Day.
Dougie: Sorry for almost ruining Valentine's Day.
Lola (Loud House): We'll have to thing about that apology. Also, isn't Cupid usually naked?
Dougie: In that case...
Lola (South Park): Keep that robe on! Please! I don't want everyone to be disgusted!
Dougie: Fine...
Sally: Rawls is gonna love this!
Lincoln: He sure will.
Lisa: Since Valentine's Day is tomorrow, we should get some rest.
Rita: Good idea.
The next morning, Rawls entered his office sipping a cup of coffee when...
Toothpick Sally: Hey Rawls. The cadets have a surprise for you at the top of the Space Tree.
Colonel Rawls: Really?
Chance Sureshot: Yeah. Come with us and you'll see it.
Colonel Rawls: Okay. I'll get Charlene and Toby to see it.
When they made it to the top of the Space Tree, he sees that they all fixed everything.
Cadets: Happy Valentine's Day!
Snoopy blows on a noisemaker and Turn The Beat Around by Vicky Sue Robinson plays at the 2:50 mark. Balloons and confetti fall downwards on the ground. Rawls was happy at what he saw.
Bessie: You can turn it off now.
Ben turns the song off.
Colonel Rawls: This is amazing. You all fixed everything?
Bessie: Yup. We did it for you.
Ben: Shall we party?
Colonel Rawls: Yes. Let's have the best Valentine's Day ever!
Everyone: Yeah!
(PlayThis Old Heart of Mine [Is Weak for You] by The Isley Brothers for this section.)
Everybody in theSpace Tree starts to party and have fun. Throughout the day, they have been dancing to songs, giving each other Valentine's Day gifts and cards. After the party, Rawls and Charlene kiss each other in his office while Toby plays with his Valentine's Day toys. Bessie gives Portia and Gwen gift baskets. The duo looked inside and there were Justin Bieber CDs in the baskets. They both cheered of joy and the door closes on her. She smiles that her two fellow scouts got what they wanted. Charlie Brown wasupset because even in Space and even after he saved the world on Earth, he still received no cards or gifts from anyone in the Space Tree. However, when he entered the barracks, he saw a gift basket that and it was a bunch of baseball cards and several candies and some cards. It was a gift from everybody in the Space Tree for his bravery. He was happy that he finally got something from Valentine's Day. Randy and Towelie were in their room rolling around in space moneyafter the Tegridy Farms Valentine's Day Special Space Edition was a success while Sharon facepalmed.Lori and Bobby were on a date at a fancy restaurant in space. Tom and Toots hung out together while Jerry and Tuffy watched the whole thing. Everybody continues to have fun and enjoy their Valentine's Day and the credits rolled for 30 seconds and the song ended.
Epilogue
(Play Billie Jean by Michael Jackson for the rest of this chapter.)
A few days after Valentine's Day at Tenorman's fortress, his army are all getting ready to invade the Space Tree.
Ginger Girl: We finally got the coordinates to the Space Tree. Now we can invade it, kidnap that fatass and kill all of this stupid friends!
Armadillo enters the room.
Armadillo: Tenorman is back.
Ginger Girl: Awesome!
Tenorman enters the room.
Scott T: So... how have things been?
Ginger Girl: We finally found Eric Cartman's location.
Scott T: Perfect! Where is he?
Ginger Girl: The Space Tree!
Scott T: Perfect! Now I can capture him and destroy all of his friends, and then take over the universe! Now let's head out! (They all got ready and blasted off into Space.) I'm coming for you, little brother!
He cackles evilly and the screen fades to black.
Stay tuned for episode 52, which is the final episode of this fanfic.