AN: And here's the dessert course for the night. I give you, Joy, the Panda Maid above all. I'll also be getting to the response to reviews here cuz I forgot it in the last chap, so yeah.

Warning: This Omake is crack taken semi-seriously. It's real but has legit no impact on the story at all until the end.

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Omake: Joy, the Panda Maid of the Warehouse.

It was just another day for Joy, the panda maid in charge of Hei's warehouse operation.

Sitting behind her desk, in her infinitely comfortable chair her young master had bought for her, she went over the paperwork organizing the warehouse for the umpteenth time.

Every day new products would be produced.

Every day she would bottle, box, or store them before adding their crates to the shelves.

Every day was fulfilling and satisfying, and she loved it. She loved her job, her role, and, more than anything, how caring and sweet her young master was.

She would do her best every day, not only for her own pride as a maid who would perform her duties to the highest possible level of ability, but also for him.

He could have created her and treated her like a slave, but rather he gave her sentience and asked for her opinion in all things. Never forcing her but asking what she wanted, how she was doing, and if she needed anything.

He gave her freely of the precious products produced, offered her vacation days to see her sisters, who often traveled between safehouses to chat with her or invite her to their designated locations to relax in the hot springs and gossip.

The young master was a man of honor and strength, and she wanted to support him to the best of her ability without ever taking him for granted.

That wasn't to say that some days couldn't get tedious, though.

Today was a day like any other.

She woke up in her comfortable bed, did her morning yoga, made some green tea, sat outside on the high-altitude ledge watching the sun rise over the horizon, and got ready for the day of work ahead of her.

The first step in the day was always the fruit trees. The springs would take some time to fill up, and she only had to switch the options on the fish for which to produce each day, but the fruits were the most numerous and took a few hours to get through with how random the selection was.

Some of them amused her with their randomness, others would baffle her ability to even remove them from a branch, and a rare few enticed her but never got past her strength of will to perform her duties.

But today, something new appeared.

A pomegranate-looking fruit appeared, plump and juicy and looking immensely different from what had come before.

Swirls covered its form in odd patterns, and an aroma wafted off it as she approached, overcoming any sense of self-control she had and luring her in like a siren.

Her mouth watered, her eyes grew dull, and before she could come back to her senses, it was within her paw and being shoved into her jaw.

Joy froze at that moment.

Not just Joy, but space itself froze.

Time paused.

The fish in the pond went silent. The fountains of water and liquor springs were unable to move an inch.

The world had gone still for a single breath.

And then it breathed, and the wind roared, knocking over crates, setting off car alarms, and shaking the foundations of the mountain the safehouse existed on.

Joy trembled as a heat blossomed in her stomach like an inferno, roaring through her limbs as the wind centralized on her in a mini tornado that grew in intensity.

Her eyes glowed silver and gold as water from the pond was pulled to her, fire ignited off her fur, and earth was pulled from the mountain, all rotating around her in protective rings as she transformed.

No.

As she ascended.

And then, all at once, pressure like that of the surface of the sun appeared and flattened everything around her as a slit appeared on her forehead, cracking down the middle and opening to reveal a third eye.

A pure white kimono formed around her.

Yin-Yang symbols swirled through her fur.

Horns sprouted from her skull.

An evolution unseen before in the history of the world took place as a panda ascended to the divine.

Nay.

Beyond the divine.

A blood-red eye spun in the center of her skull as black orbs materialized around her body like satellites.

In that single moment, Joy saw the secrets of the universe and beyond. She saw what was and wasn't. What was within the dimensions, between, and beyond the event horizon. She traced it all the way back to the creator, floating in a white void and doing a spit take as a panda in a maid uniform locked onto it.

Joy's paws contained all the power in a multiverse as she slapped them together with the force of thousands of nukes going off all at once.

Time broke. Space was shredded like paper. The world was erased.

All because the reality couldn't handle the emergence of such a grand, divine being.

Joy rose into the shattered space of what was once the very sky, gazing down on the so-called 'Great Heavens' that ran the heavenly tribulation and ripped them apart with a simple gaze.

Her silver eyes gained decorated pupils of their own as lotus flowers blossomed inside, bringing with it the essence of purity and rebirth as a gong rang into existence.

Her three divine eyes took in the universe, the multiverse, and all that existed beyond.

From inside the sole solace of the Gap between dimensions, Ophis deadpanned at the panda, Big Red paused his backflips and felt inadequate for the first time in his existence, and Trihexia found love at first sight.

But Joy cared not for their ant-like existences and gathered her energy into her core, willing her desire into existence as space was restored, time re-started and reversed, and what had vanished came back into being once more.

The void restored itself, the clouds began connecting like usual, the mountain range filled in the cracks, the mountain restored itself to its normal state, the dimensional pocket warehouse returned to its condition just as before, and her form slowly descended back to where she was before.

The destroyed objects restored themselves, the crates went back onto the shelves, and resource-producing conjurations resumed their operations.

All was as it once was up until the moment directly before Joy bit into the fruit.

Except, now, the fruit was gone.

Joy looked around and nodded with a satisfied expression before reaching out a paw and removing another fruit, placing it into her collection basket, and resuming her morning duties.

It was just another day for Joy, and the world went on as usual with no memory of what had transpired.

All except for three existences inside the Dimensional Gap frozen in place, wondering if what they had seen truly happened and realizing that nothing existed that could cast such an illusion on them.

However, even their memories suffered from gazing at such an existence.

Ophis had a strange memory of a glowing maid uniform and wondered how it related to ultimate power.

Great Red suddenly realized it had a fear of pandas it wouldn't ever admit.

And Trihexia, in its seal, discovered the feeling of love but couldn't recall who it was targeted toward.

Consequences would sprout from that day, but not for many, many years down the line until the realization of what truly happened is revealed.

All while the true existence, the one true creator who formed the multiverse of Highschool DxD, had a mental breakdown as one of the universes inside its multiverse was permanently highjacked and locked down by a panda maid of all things, leaving it locked out from meddling in fate to its wishes.

END.

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AN: Response to reviews from the last few chapters.

/: runelt99 – It's a solid guess! Whether it's true or not you'll have to stay tuned to find out.

/: 588963-B – Yup~! I make a point to make a general outline for all my stories, and on rewrites, I iron stuff out even further with a much more on point timeline. I hope all of Chapter 7 kept those feelings going! I wanted to expand more on Hei and push things to the next level.

/: Dragon Master 888 – I'm glad you enjoy my detail orientated work. I love focusing on that stuff, even if it hurts the overall story. Enjoy the hell out of those cats, enjoy them all.

/: Druidic – Hope you had a blast!

/: calderoneric758 – Assassins creed sleeve blade is a go.

/: runelt99 – Yeah, I set it so every race has pros and cons. For example, Dragons have crazy pros, but they will grow slower than any other race or have other cons.

/: danielsnow - .45ACP are gods gift to mankind. Although I agree 10mm are much more effective. You hear they made a new magnum caliber? Fucking insane lol.

/: Guest – The oath card holds a lot of importance toward his energy growth.

/: danielsnow – the triplets are just a balm to my heart to write. I know they ain't cats, but I can't stop myself from picturing the triplets as the Cerberus triplets from helltaker.

/: Operation Meteor – Thanks for the support man! Means a lot to hear that from you, you're one of the authors I look up to a lot. I excitedly wait for your Bleach story to update every month.

/: Renato Borba Brum – Thanks for the help with that. I needed more opinions on that part.

/: mhihabak – Anime titles were a lost cause half a decade ago man lol. That small piece was just some content I didn't get to add to Chapter 6 before it was too late.

/: danielsnow – Yoruichi was always my #1 Waifu since I watched Bleach back when it was still new lol. I'm glad you're having fun man. Let me know what you think of the new content, I'd love to hear your thoughts.

/: BrimazKing – Thank you for the kind words my friend. I hope you enjoyed this night of content.