Bizarro Dreams episode 16 features tons of gags, a detailed slice of life, and a what-if scene at the end. Saori visits at night like always.
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Today's weather is a heat wave.
BIZARRO DREAMS ALERT!
(Bizarro Dreams episode 16)
[Kido mansion at night]
Tatsumi – I can't believe how worthless you are! You left here with four, and you came back with one?! Do you have anything to say about this? Take some responsibility, you punks!
Saori – Tatsumi!
Tatsumi (bows) Yes, my lady. (leaves)
Saori – I understand how demoralized you are. Please rest for tonight.
Seiya – Dammit! We're supposed to have all the pieces by now.
Saori – This is a dream simulation, so this is bound to happen.
Seiya – Let me guess: Sanctuary is behind this.
Saori – Of course! We'd need to wait for their next move.
[suddenly, they hear Tatsumi scream]
Shiryu – Kiki's doing his pranks again!
[Seiya, Shiryu, and Hyoga dash to see Kiki trolling with Tatsumi by using his telekinesis skills]
Tatsumi – Hey, put me down!
Shiryu – Okay, enough with the trolling.
[Seiya and Hyoga laughs]
Seiya – Aw, come on! That's entertaining!
Kiki – I can do a lot more!
Shiryu – No, you will not!
Kiki (huffs) Fine! You're no fun!
[Kiki ceases his powers, and Tatsumi falls to the floor]
Tatsumi (deadpan) Ouch!
[Minutes later, they gather at the entrance]
Seiya – Kiki, don't go wetting Shiryu's bed.
Kiki (blush) No way! I don't do that!
[everyone laughs]
Seiya (leaves) Alright, everybody! Goodnight!
[everyone says goodnight too]
[extended montage start]
Seiya (lying on his bed) What a day.
[Seiya lies on his bed surrounded by walls of magazine pullouts. His yacht house bedroom is loosely based on his dorm room in the real world, which itself is based on the yacht house]
Shun (thinking) Brother, I'll retrieve the cloth without fail.
[Shun reads some fashion magazines on his bed]
Shiryu (thinking) I'm still here thanks to Mu and Seiya. I'll dedicate my time as a saint to retrieve the rest of the gold cloth without fail.
Kiki – Shiryu, this place is perfect. I'm gonna stay here forever!
[Shiryu covers Kiki with bedsheets that Kiki himself tossed]
Hyoga (doing pushups) I'm stuck with those guys. Better than nothing, I suppose.
[Hyoga has spent hours doing pushups in his room. Sweat drips like rain to the floor]
[Seiya then shows up at the orphanage the following morning, bringing a basket to Miho]
Seiya – Hello, everybody!
Orphan kids – It's Seiya! Seiya!
Miho – Seiya, you're here.
Seiya – I have something for you.
Miho – Thanks!
Orphan kids – Are you two gonna date?
Miho (blush) What?
Seiya (blush) About that…
Orphan girl – Hey, bushy!
Seiya – Hey, kid!
[orphan girl kicks Seiya]
Seiya – Ouch! What was that for?
[meanwhile, in the mansion, the others start to wake up. Shun does jogging. Shiryu wakes up next to Kiki, and Hyoga stretches out on the balcony. Shun then takes the chance to shower]
[the mansion suddenly trembles]
Tatsumi's voice – We've got trouble! The mansion is under attack!
Shun (shouting) From Sanctuary?
Tatsumi's voice – No! From the fangirls!
Shun – What?!
[screaming fangirls screech (?)]
[not really, because a random saint shows up at the mansion with his squad of goons. Shiryu, Shun, and Hyoga dress up in armor, ready to beat the random invader]
Hyoga – Who the heck are you?
Docrates – What do you mean, who the heck am I? We fought before!
Shiryu – I know, we're just messing with you.
Shun – Does this mean you're the one who made the landslide at the Mount Fuji summit?
Docrates – Who else?
Hyoga – Yeah! Turns out he's the one who stole the cloth.
Docrates – Enough fooling around! Give me the helmet!
Saori's voice – Enough!
Docrates – There you are, little lady! Give me the helmet, or else!
Seiya's voice – No way!
Saori – Seiya!
[Seiya appears from above, wearing his armor]
Docrates – It's you, the punk who stole the armor!
Seiya – I don't have to take lip from a cosplayer!
Docrates – What did you just say?!
[Seiya's friends laugh]
Hyoga – He's got that right.
Shiryu – He's one of those filler saints.
Docrates – Dammit! You'll pay for such mockery!
[Seiya leaps to the ground]
Seiya – Let's throw down!
Docrates – I'll teach you not to mock me!
[just as everyone was about to fight, rows of police cars arrived at the mansion. Seiya and the others flee immediately, but Docrates and his goons are arrested. The gold helmet remains safe for the time being. Because of his giant size, the police sent a cargo truck for Docrates alone]
[August 5, Sunday - week 2]
Saori shows up at the dorm by nighttime as always and sits in the designated armchair. Likewise, cups of half-full drinks lay on the table, ready to be consumed between chats. Also, because of the heat wave, there's a pitcher in case someone needs to drink more.
"Is everyone ready for the trip?" Saori asks.
"Yeah! We've been reading all about Kyoto since last week," Seiya says. "But Kyoto is huge, so I'm sure the girls would guide us somehow."
"We'll limit ourselves to tourist spots," Shun says.
"Five days will be plenty to explore," Hyoga says.
"I have something for you."
Saori pulls a camera from a bag and lays it on the table in addition to the five envelopes containing their weekly allowance.
"You can't go on a trip without this."
"What is that?" Shiryu asks.
"It's a camera to take pictures. It wouldn't be a good idea to go on a trip and not take pictures. So I brought this camera so you can take it with you. No worries, though. It's easy to use."
The camera she brings is a small black one from a well-known brand. She also places two film rolls and a small pouch containing extra batteries.
Saori picks it up for a small demonstration. "You simply look into this spot and press the button to take photos. If you run out of film, swap the film roll for another. You may also change batteries in case you run out."
"What good does it do to take photos?" Ikki asks.
"To observe, of course. I won't be coming so I would like to see your adventures taken on film."
"Saori-san, it'll be better if you come with us," Seiya says.
"Do I have to repeat myself about the Gold Saint positions open?" Saori huffs with popping veins.
"Okay, never mind! Never mind!" Seiya sweats.
"Once you take the pictures, you need to have them developed. There should be a place in the city that does. You may want to consult the girls on this because they'll probably do the same thing."
"You mean the girls would take pictures, too?"
"That makes sense," Shiryu says.
"So you're saying that once we have the pictures, we show them to you," Shun says.
"Exactly! Also, get an album and some picture frames. There's no better way to preserve your first summer vacation." Saori's eyes sparkle with delight.
The boys stare attentively at the camera.
"I'm not a big fan of using it," Seiya says.
"Then I'll be using it then." Shun volunteers by picking up the camera and observing it from all sides. "I'll be the one taking pictures."
"What a relief," Hyoga says.
"I wouldn't feel comfortable using it," Shiryu adds.
"Shun using it is a wise choice," Ikki says.
"Wow! I expected you to argue about who gets to use the camera, but looks like the choice is settled." Saori shivers, sweat dropping.
They chat some more until Saori leaves early so the boys can prepare for their trip, which starts on Tuesday, but they must begin by tomorrow.
To be continued...
Finished chapter 120, yay!