(Chapter 8.5: Naruto Re-Life)

"Summoning jutsu. Arcanepalugaaaaaaa!"

Faster than anyone could react, my hands had clapped together, and the world around me shattered like glass. What remained was complete nothingness. An empty void with no end in sight, if not for the obnoxiously gigantic muscler black dragon in the middle of it. It's so massive that it looks like he's directly in front of you even though his actual body is a multi-verse away. I tried to speak only to realize that no oxygen was present. Instead, I waited. It wasn't long before a voice spoke directly into my mind.

"Hay kid! What did i say about summoning me at my full size!"

Its voice was powerful and accusing. I resisted an annoyingly strong urge to rub my hand behind my head as I responded.

"Um, my bad, i guess."

The jack ass dragon actually snorted before chuckling. Clearly, he is not caring about the loss of immeasurable lives, the destruction of a multitude of universes had caused.

"Let's get down to business. Why bother summoning me when you can grant your own wishes?"

"Advice, actually. Your assistance if possible."

"You don't say. And what might that be?"

A big, toothy smile spread across my whiskered face that would not look out of place on the Fox within.

"Tell me, Arcanepaluga. Are you familiar with the concept of the gamer?"

Thus, the process of the most advanced wish made throughout the history of dragons begins in ernest. It wouldn't be until what would amount to three days later that Naruto would begin his life as the unstoppable perverted prankster god of the elemental nations.

A/N

Short, but to the point. There is so much to do, never enough time. Thanks for the continued support after so much time without updates. With any luck you will see something exciting soon.