Zebra got a cold one day, and once word got out, everyone started sending him Get Well gifts.
Pig sent a cheese cake, Rat sent a case of beer, Goat sent a book.
Then he got a mysterious letter with no return address on it. And when he opened it, it said this:
'We will get you! You bonafide handsome stud!'
Zebra was puzzled, who would send a letter that sounded both threatening and romantic?
Croc house.
'You mess up on note, Bob.' Larry said.
'Hey! Me was thinking of girlfriend when I was writing that!' Bob defended himself.