'Listen Guard Duck, I know Neighbor Jason chased you out of his yard with a broom, and I'm sure you found it to be disrespectful and humiliating…
But that doesn't mean you can duct tape him to the roof of his car.' Pig said.
'Sir, he needs to be taught a lesson! I figure a few hours in the sun would be punishment enough.' GD replied.
'Uh huh, and I don't suppose you were planning on taking his car keys and going for a ride while he's still taped to the roof?'
'Ehhh, not immediately. Maybe as a Plan B in case he tried to break free.'
Pig demanded that GD untape him immediately or he would be locked in the laundry basket for the rest of the day.
Unhappy about that, GD untapped Jason from the car.
'You really cramp my style sometimes, sir!' GD snarled as he walked off.